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Gender: female
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:6/16/2013
Last Login:12/21/2014
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Comment Ranking:#23783
Highest Comment Rank:#14845
Comment Thumbs: 826 total,  3537 ,  4363
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 90% (9/10)
Level -244 Comment: mediocre wizard → Level -243 Comment: mediocre wizard
Total Comments Made:401
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#2 - betesta makes the best games x3  [+] (14 new replies) 12/20/2014 on Skyrim: Socially Awkward Road +10
#24 - anonexplains (12/20/2014) [-]
#10 - hellbourne (12/20/2014) [-]
By the nine divines! What did you just say about me, you little skeeverbutt? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the College of Winterhold, and I've been know to cast one hell of a fireball, and I have over 300 confirmed summons. I am trained in daedric warfare and I'm the swords master of the entire Imperial forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will make you beg to Akatosh as I bend you over like a common whelp, mark my words, on my oath as the Dovakin. You think you can come into my mind though this magic device and insult me? Think again,scum. As we speak I have every assassin and thief across all of Tamriel looking for your initial position so you better prepare for the storm atronach,you drauger. The storm atronach that wipes out the pathetic little husk you call your life. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my dragon shouts! Not only am I extensively trained in archery and horseback riding, but I have access to the entire congregation of the thieves guild, dark brotherhood, Mages college, and untold hordes of deadric warriors, and I will use every one of them to banish you to the plane of oblivion.. If only you could have had the clairvoyance to see what divine retribution your little "clever" runes were about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tongue you dark skin. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will become the embodiment of Mehrunes Dagon, and open a portal to oblivion the likes of which you have never seen. You're fucking dead, milk-drinker.
#8 - datmine (12/20/2014) [-]
What slanderous attacks hast thou thrown against my good name, thou contemptible wench? Whereas I have risen even unto the foremost rank in the Royal Admiralty; whereas I have on many an occasion partaken in clandestine crusades against the Saracens; whereas by mine hands have fallen barbarians numbering some fifteen score; whereas I am most skilled in the ways of the ape warrior; whereas I am the premier marksman amongst all of our Kingdom's knights: Thou art in my sights but yet another quarry. The Lord be my witness, I shall smite thee as no-one under the sun hath heretofore been smitten. Dost thou deign to fancy thyself secure to cast thy spittle upon my face from behind the Spider's Veil? Then thou hast wandered into grievous error. Yea, even at this very moment, I am sending word across the land to my fellow Templars, and the provenance of thy scrivenings shall in short time become known unto me. A veritable maelstrom of vengeance is upon thy gates, thou wretched worm, which surely shall obliterate thy loathsome pretension of life. Truly, thou art foregone, child. I move as swift as the wind, and with mine own two hands I may at my pleasure slay thee in any of thirty and five score modes. For verily as I am a master in the pugilistic arts, even so doth the manifold armoury of the Royal Guard lie at my beck and call, which in its plenitude of power I shall not delay to unleash upon thee, that thy f?tid flesh may no longer pollute this land with its presence, thou pitiful putrescence. Would that thou couldst have foreseen what great wrath thou hast by thy "brazen" jocosity summoned upon thyself! Perhaps thou wouldst have rather kept shut thy filth-spewing mouth. But neither couldst thou thus foresee, nor didst thou take heed of prudence, and thou art now reaping what thou hast sown, thou accursed simpleton. I will excrete rage all round about thee, wherein shalt thou be consumed. Thou hast shuffled off this mortal coil, urchin.
#93 - miryn (12/21/2014) [-]
I got like 3 lines into this before I realizes what it was, absolutely glorious xD
#71 - bamsebjornen (12/21/2014) [-]
am i seeing quality oc right now or am i dreaming?
#45 - mcburd (12/20/2014) [-]
You again! Does thy foul faggotry know no bounds?
#46 - datmine (12/20/2014) [-]
#53 - mcburd (12/21/2014) [-]
You painted Maypole! Thou hast yet again mistook me for another fukko! Dost thou think me a malkin?! Get thee gone to thy house of flirt-gills and clotpoles!
#55 - datmine (12/21/2014) [-]
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#34 - thepizzadevourer (12/20/2014) [-]
Oh boy, that's the best laugh I've had in ages.
User avatar #3 - wearethemods (12/20/2014) [-]
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#2 - **iexcitenerds rolled user princekyle ** w-will... you kee… 12/20/2014 on Aang the last gender bender 0
#2 - D'awwww such a kyote missykittysktity 12/20/2014 on huh -3
#1 - no 11/09/2014 on Anime Fact 0
#410 - not in league  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2014 on Druids know the pain +1
User avatar #415 - traplordess (11/09/2014) [-]
idk I'm a main support and I've always had a lot of fun playing maybe only because my boyfriend is a skilled adc
#30 - this isn't cringejunk also I didn't cringe once 11/08/2014 on Cringe Comp -1
#2 - Not really a kid though 11/08/2014 on Joffrey -1
#2 - Why would you let them in?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2014 on our lord and saviour +1
#4 - romza (11/08/2014) [-]
I don'r really know
#17 - LOL xD 11/08/2014 on You are the title 0
#3 - Would be more fun if she failed..  [+] (2 new replies) 11/08/2014 on nice save -6
#66 - tarabostes (11/09/2014) [-]
But not as fun as you failing at life also try harder fagget, ur Wii-Fit is shit
#10 - pineapplechunkss (11/09/2014) [-]

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#286 - iexcitenerds (11/06/2014) [-]
stickied by iexcitenerds
appearence~ = similar to pic
#325 - dalgaard (11/09/2014) [-]
I enjoy what you're doing.
#314 - thevsamovies (11/08/2014) [-]
yo which pictures are your favorite (like, out of all the girls and such)
User avatar #315 to #314 - iexcitenerds (11/08/2014) [-]
sorry I don't understand
#316 to #315 - thevsamovies (11/08/2014) [-]
Every comment you make has a picture of a girl

which pictures are your favorite
#317 to #316 - iexcitenerds (11/08/2014) [-]
I like all of them!
That's why I saved them obviously.
This one is really cute though
#318 to #317 - thevsamovies (11/08/2014) [-]
Will you have themed ones for christmas?
#319 to #318 - iexcitenerds (11/08/2014) [-]
I didn't think of that, would people like that?
#320 to #319 - thevsamovies (11/08/2014) [-]
Yeah, why not?
User avatar #324 to #321 - thevsamovies (11/09/2014) [-]
I don't know what happened to your comment but here, I finished uploading them to dropbox
#322 to #321 - thevsamovies (11/08/2014) [-]
I was thinking of making an account called AnimeChristmas or some **** to do themed photos, but I probably won't be going on funnyjunk that often around christmas anyway.

If you want I can give you all the themed photos I have?
User avatar #310 - miscarriage (11/08/2014) [-]
will you by my girlfriend
#311 to #310 - iexcitenerds (11/08/2014) [-]
So fast forward
User avatar #303 - girguy ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
you deserve the colored text for commenting this month
User avatar #302 - screwyouman (11/08/2014) [-]
I love you.
#307 to #302 - iexcitenerds (11/08/2014) [-]
but why?
but why?
User avatar #326 to #307 - screwyouman (11/09/2014) [-]
Because I can.
User avatar #295 - bogbean (11/08/2014) [-]
User avatar #306 to #304 - bogbean (11/08/2014) [-]
stop exciting nerds

that's blizzard's job
#290 - miia ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
we should exchange cutes sometimes
we should exchange cutes sometimes
#291 to #290 - iexcitenerds (11/07/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
#292 to #291 - miia ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
you post a cute pic, i post a cute pic   
conversation optional
you post a cute pic, i post a cute pic

conversation optional
#293 to #292 - iexcitenerds (11/07/2014) [-]
I can do that.
#298 to #293 - miia ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
shut up miscarriage
#294 to #293 - miia ONLINE (11/07/2014) [-]
going for a walk now, bbl
User avatar #297 to #294 - miscarriage (11/08/2014) [-]
he was never heard from again
#300 to #297 - chillybilly ONLINE (11/08/2014) [-]
I can be your new bf
#288 - anonexplains (11/07/2014) [-]
ayy lmao
User avatar #287 - tiles (11/07/2014) [-]
I am now excited
User avatar #285 - xinzley (10/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #284 - zaiopeperse (06/23/2014) [-]
As a nerd I have to say I find your username to be misleading. That, or it takes some time to kick in
User avatar #283 - soundofwinter ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
#280 - iexcitenerds (06/19/2014) [-]
Fairytales teach us that love is... Beauty, happiness and faith. Love is forever.

But life teaches us that nothing lasts forever.

Sometime we can feel hurt.

Sometime we can feel useless.

Sometime we can feel lost.

Sometime we can lose.

Sometime we can't handle the pain.

And sometimes we just have to say goodbye.

Life will always bring us down. It's up to us to react or not.

In these cases, we have to remember that life is also full of... Fun, friendship, joy & hope.

Happiness it's not a mood, it's a decision.
#278 - whereisaname (06/19/2014) [-]
I can't...   
I can't even tell..   
If she's...   
If she's baiting...   
Or what...   
She can't be serious...   
What if she is...   
I feel like she might be...
I can't...
I can't even tell..
If she's...
If she's baiting...
Or what...
She can't be serious...
What if she is...
I feel like she might be...
User avatar #277 - stripey (06/19/2014) [-]
#276 - funnyisme ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
We all know your life is a lie. I know everything and now so does everyone else
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