Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

ieatpaste

Rank #2382 on Content
ieatpaste Avatar Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower
Offline
Send mail to ieatpaste Block ieatpaste Invite ieatpaste to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:12/17/2009
Last Login:12/28/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#2382
Comment Ranking:#2588
Highest Content Rank:#2381
Highest Comment Rank:#1859
Content Thumbs: 890 total,  998 ,  108
Comment Thumbs: 2580 total,  3894 ,  1314
Content Level Progress: 70% (7/10)
Level 64 Content: FJ Cultist → Level 65 Content: FJ Cultist
Comment Level Progress: 0% (0/100)
Level 220 Comments: Mind Blower → Level 221 Comments: Mind Blower
Subscribers:6
Content Views:49546
Times Content Favorited:20 times
Total Comments Made:1083
FJ Points:2645
Favorite Tags: Blacksmith (2) | Knife (2) | Razor (2) | steel (2) | tool (2)

Show:
Sort by:
Order:

funny pictures

  • Views: 34007
    Thumbs Up 826 Thumbs Down 67 Total: +759
    Comments: 87
    Favorites: 17
    Uploaded: 11/06/14
    straight razor straight razor
  • Views: 6932
    Thumbs Up 89 Thumbs Down 14 Total: +75
    Comments: 9
    Favorites: 3
    Uploaded: 11/06/14
    small utility razor small utility razor
  • Views: 5375
    Thumbs Up 63 Thumbs Down 15 Total: +48
    Comments: 13
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 11/06/14
    die set die set
  • Views: 1254
    Thumbs Up 9 Thumbs Down 3 Total: +6
    Comments: 11
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 01/18/14
    Any machinist out there? Any machinist out there?
  • Views: 988
    Thumbs Up 9 Thumbs Down 5 Total: +4
    Comments: 29
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 11/06/14
    my first knife my first knife
  • Views: 723
    Thumbs Up 2 Thumbs Down 4 Total: -2
    Comments: 0
    Favorites: 0
    Uploaded: 10/28/14
    in case you haven't heard in case you haven't heard

latest user's comments

#60 - how smart do i think i am?  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2014 on Happy Newtonmas! -10
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Obviously not enough.
#56 - your getting way too upset on christmas man  [+] (2 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Happy Newtonmas! -10
#57 - pineapplepeople (12/26/2014) [-]
It's the internet, what other reason is there to be here?
#81 - CyborgNinja (12/26/2014) [-]
I liked the part where he was basically repeating all you were, but just kept making himself out to be a bigger jackass.
#52 - a guy names saint nick existed. santa claus does not 12/26/2014 on Happy Newtonmas! -10
#51 - a guy named jesus existed. THE jesus did not  [+] (6 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Happy Newtonmas! -10
#54 - pineapplepeople (12/26/2014) [-]
God fucking damn it, its the same fucking thing. Not living up to the standards of 2000 year old rumors does not mean he wasn't the same fucking person. It just means people said some shit about him that wasn't true. If "a carpenter named jesus was baptized by john the baptist and crucified later." is true like you said, it's the same fucking jesus.
#142 - anonymous (12/26/2014) [-]
No you're not getting what he's saying, he's shit at saying it but I get it.

It's a very worthy separation to note when distinguishing between the legend and the reality. He's saying the mystical figure is not close enough to the real guy to have them be the "same person" in concept. If it was a few stretches here and there, that would be different, but there's way too much magic made up about Yeshua to call Yeshua ben Yoseph "Jesus Christ".
User avatar #164 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
But there's also the issue that we don't know if it's made up yet. Of course it doesn't seem possible, but we discover things we thought were impossible every day, and do things now that people 2000 years ago would have said is impossible. What if they did things then that we believe are impossible now?
User avatar #56 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
your getting way too upset on christmas man
#57 - pineapplepeople (12/26/2014) [-]
It's the internet, what other reason is there to be here?
#81 - CyborgNinja (12/26/2014) [-]
I liked the part where he was basically repeating all you were, but just kept making himself out to be a bigger jackass.
#42 - im not clicking that. im not stupid  [+] (3 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Happy Newtonmas! -13
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Yet you're certainly not as smart as you think you are.
User avatar #60 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
how smart do i think i am?
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Obviously not enough.
#40 - so do you have an argument or is just blah blah fedora blah blah  [+] (5 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Happy Newtonmas! -12
User avatar #41 - trale (12/26/2014) [-]
bit.ly/svTtGj there is my argument
User avatar #42 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
im not clicking that. im not stupid
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Yet you're certainly not as smart as you think you are.
User avatar #60 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
how smart do i think i am?
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Obviously not enough.
#34 - i asked for source. you link me to google. ive done my resear…  [+] (18 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Happy Newtonmas! -14
#49 - pineapplepeople (12/26/2014) [-]
"There is, actually. There's both documents and physical evidence that prove so, but it only proves he was a carpenter, not a magic man." -captainfuckitall
Jesus, do you even read other people's replies, or do you just spew words out your ass?
#130 - thebeatlesfan (12/26/2014) [-]
lol "Jesus"
User avatar #52 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
a guy names saint nick existed. santa claus does not
User avatar #51 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
a guy named jesus existed. THE jesus did not
#54 - pineapplepeople (12/26/2014) [-]
God fucking damn it, its the same fucking thing. Not living up to the standards of 2000 year old rumors does not mean he wasn't the same fucking person. It just means people said some shit about him that wasn't true. If "a carpenter named jesus was baptized by john the baptist and crucified later." is true like you said, it's the same fucking jesus.
#142 - anonymous (12/26/2014) [-]
No you're not getting what he's saying, he's shit at saying it but I get it.

It's a very worthy separation to note when distinguishing between the legend and the reality. He's saying the mystical figure is not close enough to the real guy to have them be the "same person" in concept. If it was a few stretches here and there, that would be different, but there's way too much magic made up about Yeshua to call Yeshua ben Yoseph "Jesus Christ".
User avatar #164 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
But there's also the issue that we don't know if it's made up yet. Of course it doesn't seem possible, but we discover things we thought were impossible every day, and do things now that people 2000 years ago would have said is impossible. What if they did things then that we believe are impossible now?
User avatar #56 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
your getting way too upset on christmas man
#57 - pineapplepeople (12/26/2014) [-]
It's the internet, what other reason is there to be here?
#81 - CyborgNinja (12/26/2014) [-]
I liked the part where he was basically repeating all you were, but just kept making himself out to be a bigger jackass.
#39 - trale (12/26/2014) [-]
Jesus Fucking Christ you're a douche bag, tip your fedora harder and Ho Ho Ho mother fucker.
User avatar #40 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
so do you have an argument or is just blah blah fedora blah blah
User avatar #41 - trale (12/26/2014) [-]
bit.ly/svTtGj there is my argument
User avatar #42 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
im not clicking that. im not stupid
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Yet you're certainly not as smart as you think you are.
User avatar #60 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
how smart do i think i am?
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Obviously not enough.
User avatar #35 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Comment #29
#32 - thats not a source you clown  [+] (20 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Happy Newtonmas! -14
User avatar #33 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Do you want me to click any of those sites/links and give them to you separately? They all say the same thing, I'm only giving you the option to look through them yourself so I don't seem bias in my selections; but all you're proving is that you're incapable of doing your own research.
User avatar #34 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
i asked for source. you link me to google. ive done my research and know all the arguments. ive been doing this religion thing my whole life as my family is quite religious. all the proof just tells us the he was just some guy not some magical being. yeah, a carpenter named jesus was baptized by john the baptist and crucified later. this does not mean the guy who walked on water and later resurrected existed.
#49 - pineapplepeople (12/26/2014) [-]
"There is, actually. There's both documents and physical evidence that prove so, but it only proves he was a carpenter, not a magic man." -captainfuckitall
Jesus, do you even read other people's replies, or do you just spew words out your ass?
#130 - thebeatlesfan (12/26/2014) [-]
lol "Jesus"
User avatar #52 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
a guy names saint nick existed. santa claus does not
User avatar #51 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
a guy named jesus existed. THE jesus did not
#54 - pineapplepeople (12/26/2014) [-]
God fucking damn it, its the same fucking thing. Not living up to the standards of 2000 year old rumors does not mean he wasn't the same fucking person. It just means people said some shit about him that wasn't true. If "a carpenter named jesus was baptized by john the baptist and crucified later." is true like you said, it's the same fucking jesus.
#142 - anonymous (12/26/2014) [-]
No you're not getting what he's saying, he's shit at saying it but I get it.

It's a very worthy separation to note when distinguishing between the legend and the reality. He's saying the mystical figure is not close enough to the real guy to have them be the "same person" in concept. If it was a few stretches here and there, that would be different, but there's way too much magic made up about Yeshua to call Yeshua ben Yoseph "Jesus Christ".
User avatar #164 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
But there's also the issue that we don't know if it's made up yet. Of course it doesn't seem possible, but we discover things we thought were impossible every day, and do things now that people 2000 years ago would have said is impossible. What if they did things then that we believe are impossible now?
User avatar #56 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
your getting way too upset on christmas man
#57 - pineapplepeople (12/26/2014) [-]
It's the internet, what other reason is there to be here?
#81 - CyborgNinja (12/26/2014) [-]
I liked the part where he was basically repeating all you were, but just kept making himself out to be a bigger jackass.
#39 - trale (12/26/2014) [-]
Jesus Fucking Christ you're a douche bag, tip your fedora harder and Ho Ho Ho mother fucker.
User avatar #40 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
so do you have an argument or is just blah blah fedora blah blah
User avatar #41 - trale (12/26/2014) [-]
bit.ly/svTtGj there is my argument
User avatar #42 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
im not clicking that. im not stupid
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Yet you're certainly not as smart as you think you are.
User avatar #60 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
how smart do i think i am?
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Obviously not enough.
User avatar #35 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Comment #29
#30 - source  [+] (22 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Happy Newtonmas! -12
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Certainly: www.google.ca/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=gcScVNejPOmV8QfZv4CYCA&gws_rd=ssl#q=Did+jesus+exist

Pick any one you like.

Furthermore, I would suggest actually doing research on something before you argue for or against, otherwise you look like you do now.
User avatar #32 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
thats not a source you clown
User avatar #33 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Do you want me to click any of those sites/links and give them to you separately? They all say the same thing, I'm only giving you the option to look through them yourself so I don't seem bias in my selections; but all you're proving is that you're incapable of doing your own research.
User avatar #34 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
i asked for source. you link me to google. ive done my research and know all the arguments. ive been doing this religion thing my whole life as my family is quite religious. all the proof just tells us the he was just some guy not some magical being. yeah, a carpenter named jesus was baptized by john the baptist and crucified later. this does not mean the guy who walked on water and later resurrected existed.
#49 - pineapplepeople (12/26/2014) [-]
"There is, actually. There's both documents and physical evidence that prove so, but it only proves he was a carpenter, not a magic man." -captainfuckitall
Jesus, do you even read other people's replies, or do you just spew words out your ass?
#130 - thebeatlesfan (12/26/2014) [-]
lol "Jesus"
User avatar #52 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
a guy names saint nick existed. santa claus does not
User avatar #51 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
a guy named jesus existed. THE jesus did not
#54 - pineapplepeople (12/26/2014) [-]
God fucking damn it, its the same fucking thing. Not living up to the standards of 2000 year old rumors does not mean he wasn't the same fucking person. It just means people said some shit about him that wasn't true. If "a carpenter named jesus was baptized by john the baptist and crucified later." is true like you said, it's the same fucking jesus.
#142 - anonymous (12/26/2014) [-]
No you're not getting what he's saying, he's shit at saying it but I get it.

It's a very worthy separation to note when distinguishing between the legend and the reality. He's saying the mystical figure is not close enough to the real guy to have them be the "same person" in concept. If it was a few stretches here and there, that would be different, but there's way too much magic made up about Yeshua to call Yeshua ben Yoseph "Jesus Christ".
User avatar #164 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
But there's also the issue that we don't know if it's made up yet. Of course it doesn't seem possible, but we discover things we thought were impossible every day, and do things now that people 2000 years ago would have said is impossible. What if they did things then that we believe are impossible now?
User avatar #56 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
your getting way too upset on christmas man
#57 - pineapplepeople (12/26/2014) [-]
It's the internet, what other reason is there to be here?
#81 - CyborgNinja (12/26/2014) [-]
I liked the part where he was basically repeating all you were, but just kept making himself out to be a bigger jackass.
#39 - trale (12/26/2014) [-]
Jesus Fucking Christ you're a douche bag, tip your fedora harder and Ho Ho Ho mother fucker.
User avatar #40 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
so do you have an argument or is just blah blah fedora blah blah
User avatar #41 - trale (12/26/2014) [-]
bit.ly/svTtGj there is my argument
User avatar #42 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
im not clicking that. im not stupid
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Yet you're certainly not as smart as you think you are.
User avatar #60 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
how smart do i think i am?
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Obviously not enough.
User avatar #35 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Comment #29
#28 - or that he existed  [+] (25 new replies) 12/26/2014 on Happy Newtonmas! -15
User avatar #62 - drewbridge (12/26/2014) [-]
There is near unanimity among scholars that Jesus existed historically,[6][7][nb 1][nb 2][nb 3][nb 4
Fox, Robin Lane (2005). The Classical World: An Epic History from Homer to Hadrian. Basic Books. p. 48. ISBN 978-0465024971.

Dickson, John. "Best of 2012: The irreligious assault on the historicity of Jesus". Abc.net.au . Retrieved 17 June 2014.

James Douglas Grant Dunn (1 February 2010). The Historical Jesus: Five Views. SPCK Publishing. p. 61. ISBN 978-0-281-06329-1
Robert M. Price (a former fundamentalist apologist turned atheist who says the existence of Jesus cannot be ruled out, but is less probable than non-existence) agrees that this perspective runs against the views of the majority of scholars.[9]

Michael Grant (January 2004). Jesus. Orion. p. 200. ISBN 978-1-898799-88-7.
Michael Grant (a classicist) states that "In recent years, 'no serious scholar has ventured to postulate the non historicity of Jesus' or at any rate very few, and they have not succeeded in disposing of the much stronger, indeed very abundant, evidence to the contrary.".[10]

Richard A. Burridge; Graham Gould (2004). Jesus Now and Then. William B. Eerdmans Publishing Company. p. 34. ISBN 978-0-8028-0977-3.
User avatar #29 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
There is, actually. There's both documents and physical evidence that prove so, but it only proves he was a carpenter, not a magic man.
User avatar #30 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
source
User avatar #31 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Certainly: www.google.ca/?gfe_rd=cr&ei=gcScVNejPOmV8QfZv4CYCA&gws_rd=ssl#q=Did+jesus+exist

Pick any one you like.

Furthermore, I would suggest actually doing research on something before you argue for or against, otherwise you look like you do now.
User avatar #32 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
thats not a source you clown
User avatar #33 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Do you want me to click any of those sites/links and give them to you separately? They all say the same thing, I'm only giving you the option to look through them yourself so I don't seem bias in my selections; but all you're proving is that you're incapable of doing your own research.
User avatar #34 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
i asked for source. you link me to google. ive done my research and know all the arguments. ive been doing this religion thing my whole life as my family is quite religious. all the proof just tells us the he was just some guy not some magical being. yeah, a carpenter named jesus was baptized by john the baptist and crucified later. this does not mean the guy who walked on water and later resurrected existed.
#49 - pineapplepeople (12/26/2014) [-]
"There is, actually. There's both documents and physical evidence that prove so, but it only proves he was a carpenter, not a magic man." -captainfuckitall
Jesus, do you even read other people's replies, or do you just spew words out your ass?
#130 - thebeatlesfan (12/26/2014) [-]
lol "Jesus"
User avatar #52 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
a guy names saint nick existed. santa claus does not
User avatar #51 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
a guy named jesus existed. THE jesus did not
#54 - pineapplepeople (12/26/2014) [-]
God fucking damn it, its the same fucking thing. Not living up to the standards of 2000 year old rumors does not mean he wasn't the same fucking person. It just means people said some shit about him that wasn't true. If "a carpenter named jesus was baptized by john the baptist and crucified later." is true like you said, it's the same fucking jesus.
#142 - anonymous (12/26/2014) [-]
No you're not getting what he's saying, he's shit at saying it but I get it.

It's a very worthy separation to note when distinguishing between the legend and the reality. He's saying the mystical figure is not close enough to the real guy to have them be the "same person" in concept. If it was a few stretches here and there, that would be different, but there's way too much magic made up about Yeshua to call Yeshua ben Yoseph "Jesus Christ".
User avatar #164 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
But there's also the issue that we don't know if it's made up yet. Of course it doesn't seem possible, but we discover things we thought were impossible every day, and do things now that people 2000 years ago would have said is impossible. What if they did things then that we believe are impossible now?
User avatar #56 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
your getting way too upset on christmas man
#57 - pineapplepeople (12/26/2014) [-]
It's the internet, what other reason is there to be here?
#81 - CyborgNinja (12/26/2014) [-]
I liked the part where he was basically repeating all you were, but just kept making himself out to be a bigger jackass.
#39 - trale (12/26/2014) [-]
Jesus Fucking Christ you're a douche bag, tip your fedora harder and Ho Ho Ho mother fucker.
User avatar #40 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
so do you have an argument or is just blah blah fedora blah blah
User avatar #41 - trale (12/26/2014) [-]
bit.ly/svTtGj there is my argument
User avatar #42 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
im not clicking that. im not stupid
User avatar #58 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Yet you're certainly not as smart as you think you are.
User avatar #60 - ieatpaste (12/26/2014) [-]
how smart do i think i am?
User avatar #70 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Obviously not enough.
User avatar #35 - captainfuckitall (12/26/2014) [-]
Comment #29

user's channels

Join Subscribe makers
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 1572 / Total items point value: 2204

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #6 - darkjustifier (09/11/2014) [-]
alpha is blocking me and I really did want to reply to your comment, I can agree I'm most likely wrong about the losing fat thing I just have a hard time believing it because I work my ass to the grindstone everyday and the most that happened was going from fat to pudgy and I don't go any lower then pudge from that I believed there were certain body types who aren't supposed to lose that pudge but that doesn't mean hey're unhealthy it's just the way their body works
User avatar #4 - abstractpink (06/30/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #5 to #4 - ieatpaste (07/01/2014) [-]
sup?
User avatar #1 - tjsoup (03/09/2014) [-]
Hey
User avatar #2 to #1 - ieatpaste (03/09/2014) [-]
digging your trippyjunk post
User avatar #3 to #2 - tjsoup (03/09/2014) [-]
thanks!
welcome to the board hope you enjoy it
 Friends (0)