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    Bacon chart,fixed Bacon chart,fixed
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    well shit. well shit.
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    Ultimate Tribute Ultimate Tribute
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    Scew you,SOPA! Scew you,SOPA!
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#26 - i worked at SolarWorld in Hillsboro, Oregon, USA and our parki… 06/17/2014 on Does it matter that it's in... +4
#30 - i didn't understand this. because i didn't … 06/11/2014 on Mindfuck 0
#104 - Sun Conures are OP as **** birds. they're serious… 06/10/2014 on Better use for Macs 0
#3716 - D= 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* 0
#3710 - **ieatedyourcookie rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2014 on *roll picture* +2
#3716 - ieatedyourcookie (05/28/2014) [-]
D=
#148 - dont get me wrong, it will hurt its boiling water. but it lite… 05/24/2014 on Science 0
#87 - this is a method that a lot of people have used to remove larg…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/24/2014 on Science +3
#148 - ieatedyourcookie (05/24/2014) [-]
dont get me wrong, it will hurt its boiling water. but it literally only takes a second to suck the boil out, so it will leave a little burn. but if youve ever had a boil in a really painful spot, as if boils arent already extremely painful to begin with, the relief is WAY worth the little amount of pain to get the boil out.
#92 - rimjobmcgee (05/24/2014) [-]
I feel like if I try this I'll get hurt somehow, yet I'm curious enough that I'll still try it next boil I get, so if I'm maimed in some way from this, I'll try to remember to post a pic on here of it so you'll know you were successful if trolling
User avatar #109 - TwiztidNinja (05/24/2014) [-]
Of course it is going to hurt, you think this is a game?
#112 - rimjobmcgee (05/24/2014) [-]
I'm willing to risk injury to settle a mild curiosity, so of course I think its a game. What else would life be, if not a game?
User avatar #113 - TwiztidNinja (05/24/2014) [-]
A joke.
#118 - rimjobmcgee (05/24/2014) [-]
Nah, it isn't funny enough to be a joke. Its like a pay to win mmo, it doesn't have a conflict resolution end, the more money you throw at it the easier it is, but no matter how well you do, eventually something happens and you have to quit playing. Life's the game that no one will ever win, they'll just play as long as they possibly can, or give up and quit early on. The closest to winning is playing forever therefor never losing
#131 - sovereignty (05/24/2014) [-]
#142 - sorinshrouds (05/24/2014) [-]
WHAT THE FUCK!?
My one only fucking fear are glitches like these.
#134 - in the shack? it was on the ******* wall, like if…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/08/2014 on Hmmmmm.... +1
User avatar #135 - switchblayde (02/08/2014) [-]
You talking about Diamondback? I was at Taji and Hammer. Taji was within the triangle, Hammer was more toward the eastern border.

I kinda miss it, aside from all the spiders and scorpions.
#131 - dude i found one in my ******* WhackShack once. …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Hmmmmm.... +2
User avatar #132 - switchblayde (02/08/2014) [-]
I'd break the door down fucking NAKED if that shit happened to me.Where did you find it?
#134 - ieatedyourcookie (02/08/2014) [-]
in the shack? it was on the fucking wall, like if you sat down, it would be directly at the back of your head. area wise? FOB outside of Mosul
User avatar #135 - switchblayde (02/08/2014) [-]
You talking about Diamondback? I was at Taji and Hammer. Taji was within the triangle, Hammer was more toward the eastern border.

I kinda miss it, aside from all the spiders and scorpions.
#129 - Serious as a heart attack.about 30 yards away. i fire a shot a…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/08/2014 on Hmmmmm.... +2
#130 - switchblayde (02/08/2014) [-]
FUCK THAT SHIT. I remember I found one in my CHU in Iraq... nope. just no. NO.

I hit it with my entrenching tool. Fucker lived. I have a feeling your story ain't all bullshit now that I think about it.
#131 - ieatedyourcookie (02/08/2014) [-]
dude i found one in my fucking WhackShack once.



nopenopenope.


erection gone.
User avatar #132 - switchblayde (02/08/2014) [-]
I'd break the door down fucking NAKED if that shit happened to me.Where did you find it?
#134 - ieatedyourcookie (02/08/2014) [-]
in the shack? it was on the fucking wall, like if you sat down, it would be directly at the back of your head. area wise? FOB outside of Mosul
User avatar #135 - switchblayde (02/08/2014) [-]
You talking about Diamondback? I was at Taji and Hammer. Taji was within the triangle, Hammer was more toward the eastern border.

I kinda miss it, aside from all the spiders and scorpions.
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