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#11900 - YOLO 8 hours ago on Social Board +3
#11897 - Oh, well i'm retarded then c:  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on Social Board 0
User avatar #11899 - birdswalk (9 hours ago) [-]
Ghehe, doubt it!
#11900 - idonthaveapenis (8 hours ago) [-]
YOLO
#11895 - well im doin good. I'm not sure if you know this but this isnt…  [+] (4 new replies) 9 hours ago on Social Board 0
User avatar #11896 - birdswalk (9 hours ago) [-]
I know that you're a women, as you already posted stuff on socialboard before! :o
Great to hear that you're doing good!
User avatar #11897 - idonthaveapenis (9 hours ago) [-]
Oh, well i'm retarded then c:
User avatar #11899 - birdswalk (9 hours ago) [-]
Ghehe, doubt it!
#11900 - idonthaveapenis (8 hours ago) [-]
YOLO
#11893 - yooooo  [+] (6 new replies) 9 hours ago on Social Board 0
User avatar #11894 - birdswalk (9 hours ago) [-]
How you doin' ?
User avatar #11895 - idonthaveapenis (9 hours ago) [-]
well im doin good. I'm not sure if you know this but this isnt a real picture.. Its my ex boyfriends face put onto another person.
User avatar #11896 - birdswalk (9 hours ago) [-]
I know that you're a women, as you already posted stuff on socialboard before! :o
Great to hear that you're doing good!
User avatar #11897 - idonthaveapenis (9 hours ago) [-]
Oh, well i'm retarded then c:
User avatar #11899 - birdswalk (9 hours ago) [-]
Ghehe, doubt it!
#11900 - idonthaveapenis (8 hours ago) [-]
YOLO
#11891 - lol wut? 9 hours ago on Social Board 0
#11888 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 9 hours ago on Social Board +1
User avatar #11892 - birdswalk (9 hours ago) [-]
Hiya!
User avatar #11893 - idonthaveapenis (9 hours ago) [-]
yooooo
User avatar #11894 - birdswalk (9 hours ago) [-]
How you doin' ?
User avatar #11895 - idonthaveapenis (9 hours ago) [-]
well im doin good. I'm not sure if you know this but this isnt a real picture.. Its my ex boyfriends face put onto another person.
User avatar #11896 - birdswalk (9 hours ago) [-]
I know that you're a women, as you already posted stuff on socialboard before! :o
Great to hear that you're doing good!
User avatar #11897 - idonthaveapenis (9 hours ago) [-]
Oh, well i'm retarded then c:
User avatar #11899 - birdswalk (9 hours ago) [-]
Ghehe, doubt it!
#11900 - idonthaveapenis (8 hours ago) [-]
YOLO
#11889 - theflamingotrigger has deleted their comment.
User avatar #11891 - idonthaveapenis (9 hours ago) [-]
lol wut?
#10858 - I see your comments and pictures all over the place here. y u … 05/25/2012 on Social Board -1
#10857 - yep.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2012 on Social Board 0
#10863 - ninjajunkie (05/25/2012) [-]
#10855 - Its a bone carved feather thing. I bought it from this Native …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2012 on Social Board +1
User avatar #11035 - usedbeanonamouse (05/26/2012) [-]
Wow, sounds pretty badass (:



all I have are tiger eyes and rosaries, feelsbadman.
#10560 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/24/2012 on Social Board +1
User avatar #10644 - usedbeanonamouse (05/25/2012) [-]
What's that necklace you've got? It looks pretty sweet (:
User avatar #10855 - idonthaveapenis (05/25/2012) [-]
Its a bone carved feather thing. I bought it from this Native American man at a flea market. c:
User avatar #11035 - usedbeanonamouse (05/26/2012) [-]
Wow, sounds pretty badass (:



all I have are tiger eyes and rosaries, feelsbadman.
#10565 - ninjajunkie (05/24/2012) [-]
User avatar #10564 - awesomesauce (05/24/2012) [-]
you have bj lips.
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User avatar #146 - captaincheesee (05/07/2012) [-]
So, I was looking at your profile because I wanted to see if you were a guy who got the name due to loosing a bet or something, and I'm seeing a bunch of people who want to get in your pants. Personally, I think there's a bit more behind that gorgeousness I'm sure you have.
(probably sounded like a creeper, sorry!)
#147 to #146 - idonthaveapenis (05/07/2012) [-]
Thanks, that was really nice. I can understand when people are shallow, I can be pretty shallow myself sometimes. I only wish that Princess Celestia would stop stereotyping women because contrary to popular belief we aren't all horrible and mean and bent on friend zoning everyone.
User avatar #148 to #147 - captaincheesee (05/07/2012) [-]
Being a bit shallow is human nature. Just our minds looking for a potential mate to create a better generation. Though we do have a heart to look past that. =)
As for stereotypes, not much you can do other than break them yourself. ;)
User avatar #149 to #148 - idonthaveapenis (05/07/2012) [-]
Fo rizzel nigga c: so hows it hangin my nig?
User avatar #150 to #149 - captaincheesee (05/07/2012) [-]
Haha, I'm hangin well. Watching Friends. =D
What about you?
User avatar #151 to #150 - idonthaveapenis (05/07/2012) [-]
sitting in the living room listening to the radio. Having thoughts about remodeling my sisters old room and turning it into a walk in closet for all my dresses/shoes/purses.
User avatar #152 to #151 - captaincheesee (05/07/2012) [-]
Nice. So, where's your sister?
User avatar #153 to #152 - idonthaveapenis (05/07/2012) [-]
she moved out :D and my mom likes the idea too. c:
User avatar #154 to #153 - captaincheesee (05/07/2012) [-]
Sounds pretty awesome. =)
User avatar #155 to #154 - idonthaveapenis (05/07/2012) [-]
thanks c:
User avatar #156 to #155 - captaincheesee (05/07/2012) [-]
Your welcome. So, you said you believe in God. Any particular religion?
User avatar #157 to #156 - idonthaveapenis (05/07/2012) [-]
Christian. c:
User avatar #158 to #157 - captaincheesee (05/08/2012) [-]
Nice. =)
I'm a philosopher of religion. Keeps me open minded. =)
User avatar #160 to #159 - captaincheesee (05/08/2012) [-]
... You know, I feel like we could have had this entire conversation in like 2 minutes if we had just used the chat.
User avatar #161 to #160 - idonthaveapenis (05/09/2012) [-]
I suppose you're right c:
User avatar #162 to #161 - captaincheesee (05/09/2012) [-]
Meh whatever.
Soooo, what's up?
User avatar #163 to #162 - idonthaveapenis (05/09/2012) [-]
skyping my friend grayson c:
User avatar #164 to #163 - captaincheesee (05/09/2012) [-]
Fun fun.
User avatar #136 - Loopholes (04/13/2012) [-]
I heard from a reliable source, that you, in fact, do not have a penis. :Y
User avatar #137 to #136 - idonthaveapenis (04/13/2012) [-]
this is true.
User avatar #138 to #137 - Loopholes (04/13/2012) [-]
Amazing, truly amazing!
User avatar #139 to #138 - idonthaveapenis (04/13/2012) [-]
I herd you eat the bunz
User avatar #140 to #139 - Loopholes (04/13/2012) [-]
I don't know what that means, please elaborate. :U
User avatar #142 to #141 - Loopholes (04/13/2012) [-]
I am so confused.. <:Y
You made this just now?
User avatar #143 to #142 - idonthaveapenis (04/13/2012) [-]
LIKE IT!, and i will tell you the story.
User avatar #144 to #143 - Loopholes (04/13/2012) [-]
There, now do tell. :U
User avatar #145 to #144 - idonthaveapenis (04/13/2012) [-]
>at my house with 2 bros
> stoned as hell
>sitting on the couch eating hot dog buns
>bro #1 says "lol will does the same thing"
>Goes to school the next day
>will is at the table
>Says "So will, I heard you eat the buns."
>becomes common phrase among friends




#133 - thepirateslife (02/19/2012) [-]
Lol 81 subscribers and youve never hit front page.

Ive only got 36 subs but like 24,000 toenail clippings. Horny bastads.
User avatar #134 to #133 - idonthaveapenis (02/19/2012) [-]
what is this, i dont even?
#135 to #134 - thepirateslife (02/22/2012) [-]
Sexy as fuarrrrk

Mirin'?
User avatar #132 - orrisic (09/17/2011) [-]
Your too hot to Not be on nsfw :P
User avatar #129 - Kelech (09/06/2011) [-]
in referance to youre mm my friends used to sing that all the time
#131 to #130 - Kelech (09/06/2011) [-]
JOHNNY EXTREME
User avatar #126 - frankwest (08/19/2011) [-]
Just thought I'd drop by and tell you you're hot. BYE!!!
User avatar #127 to #126 - idonthaveapenis (08/19/2011) [-]
kthxbai.
User avatar #74 to #73 - Savos Mok (08/17/2011) [-]
THERE ISN'T ONE! OMG!
User avatar #75 to #74 - idonthaveapenis (08/17/2011) [-]
dont rub it in. its a touchy subject.
User avatar #123 to #75 - Savos Mok (08/18/2011) [-]
You're going to be coming to Colorado sometime?
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User avatar #95 to #75 - Savos Mok (08/18/2011) [-]
(To end of thread, couldn't respond up there)
#98 to #97 - Savos Mok (08/18/2011) [-]
.......
.......
User avatar #99 to #98 - idonthaveapenis (08/18/2011) [-]
^o^ u so niceee :D cant rape the willing :D
User avatar #101 to #100 - idonthaveapenis (08/18/2011) [-]
:megusta:
User avatar #103 to #102 - idonthaveapenis (08/18/2011) [-]
i fucked good guy greg.
User avatar #105 to #103 - idonthaveapenis (08/18/2011) [-]
lol :D adhd...yuso cute :3
#106 to #105 - Savos Mok (08/18/2011) [-]
Aww, shucks!
User avatar #107 to #106 - idonthaveapenis (08/18/2011) [-]
:D no problem :3
#110 to #107 - Savos Mok (08/18/2011) [-]
You're not bad yourself. ;)
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User avatar #112 to #111 - Savos Mok (08/18/2011) [-]
Yeah, it kept telling me I couldn't post the comment, but apparently it lied.
User avatar #104 to #103 - Savos Mok (08/18/2011) [-]
...Random....
User avatar #113 to #104 - idonthaveapenis (08/18/2011) [-]
:ilied: by the way. you look like you smell nice. like i know this is weird.. but i want to smell you D:
User avatar #114 to #113 - Savos Mok (08/18/2011) [-]
XD I smell like Axe!
User avatar #115 to #114 - idonthaveapenis (08/18/2011) [-]
:megusta: i WANT TO SMELL YOU
User avatar #116 to #115 - Savos Mok (08/18/2011) [-]
XD If you lived in Colorado, you could.
User avatar #117 to #116 - idonthaveapenis (08/18/2011) [-]
my friend joe is movieng there D:
User avatar #120 to #119 - Savos Mok (08/18/2011) [-]
I live South of there in Colorado Springs.
User avatar #122 to #120 - idonthaveapenis (08/18/2011) [-]
Cool :3 we shud hang out :D
User avatar #118 to #117 - Savos Mok (08/18/2011) [-]
What area? Do you know?
#76 to #75 - Savos Mok (08/17/2011) [-]
Sorry. I can't control Spiderman. He's doing this all on his own.
User avatar #77 to #76 - idonthaveapenis (08/17/2011) [-]
:motherofspiderman: Calm yourself spiderman!
User avatar #79 to #78 - idonthaveapenis (08/18/2011) [-]
LMFAo. spider man is so freaken retarded.
#81 to #80 - idonthaveapenis (08/18/2011) [-]
oh nooo. thats why i am... THE GOD DAMN BAT MAN bitch :3
#82 to #81 - Savos Mok (08/18/2011) [-]
Just like with YOUR parents, Batman!
User avatar #83 to #82 - idonthaveapenis (08/18/2011) [-]
lmao. im rich...
#84 to #83 - Savos Mok (08/18/2011) [-]
Give it back, Batman!
User avatar #85 to #84 - idonthaveapenis (08/18/2011) [-]
pfft. i never took your money. my mom and dad left it to me. i cant help it you got a broke asss aunt!
#86 to #85 - Savos Mok (08/18/2011) [-]
At least I have someone who cares about me without being on my pay-roll.
User avatar #87 to #86 - idonthaveapenis (08/18/2011) [-]
thats why she gets killed BITCHHHHHH
User avatar #89 to #88 - idonthaveapenis (08/18/2011) [-]
lmao youre a fagg... :D savos come back. i need you. i want your summer sausage inside me
User avatar #90 to #89 - Savos Mok (08/18/2011) [-]
O-O A woman wants me...
User avatar #94 to #92 - idonthaveapenis (08/18/2011) [-]
Touch me.... ..downthere...
User avatar #62 - Kelech (08/15/2011) [-]
herro friend of new
User avatar #64 to #63 - Kelech (08/16/2011) [-]
hows you? and harrow is a town in england
User avatar #65 to #64 - idonthaveapenis (08/16/2011) [-]
ooh, thats cool. im just drinking cocoa and chillen with my sister
User avatar #66 to #65 - Kelech (08/16/2011) [-]
oh very nice im nommin ze dinner at the moment
User avatar #67 to #66 - idonthaveapenis (08/16/2011) [-]
im watching a movie with my sister :3
User avatar #68 to #67 - Kelech (08/16/2011) [-]
cool what movie?
User avatar #69 to #68 - idonthaveapenis (08/16/2011) [-]
cry baby lane
User avatar #70 to #69 - Kelech (08/16/2011) [-]
hmm cant say ive seen it
User avatar #60 - bubblerider (08/15/2011) [-]
You don't have a PENIS.
User avatar #61 to #60 - idonthaveapenis (08/15/2011) [-]
yeah, i don't. i lost it in the vietnam war.
User avatar #71 to #61 - bubblerider (08/16/2011) [-]
Hooray!
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User avatar #48 - PSPp (02/01/2011) [-]
you are super hot
User avatar #51 to #48 - idonthaveapenis (02/20/2011) [-]
CREEPY! jk ...
User avatar #52 to #51 - PSPp (02/20/2011) [-]
... shit
User avatar #53 to #52 - idonthaveapenis (02/21/2011) [-]
kidding :P
User avatar #54 to #53 - PSPp (02/21/2011) [-]
sdfaafdab
User avatar #55 to #54 - idonthaveapenis (02/21/2011) [-]
NEVA!!@#
User avatar #56 to #55 - PSPp (02/21/2011) [-]
8====D
TAKE IT!!!
User avatar #57 to #56 - idonthaveapenis (02/21/2011) [-]
( .Y. )
HAVE AT YOU!
User avatar #58 to #57 - PSPp (02/21/2011) [-]
Accepted
#25 - thejteam (12/19/2010) [-]
well hey hey
User avatar #49 to #25 - idonthaveapenis (02/12/2011) [-]
herro :D
User avatar #28 to #25 - idonthaveapenis (12/22/2010) [-]
whats up cousin :D
#29 to #28 - thejteam (12/26/2010) [-]
did you have an awesome christmas!? what did ya get?
User avatar #26 to #25 - idonthaveapenis (12/19/2010) [-]
helloo :D
#27 to #26 - thejteam (12/20/2010) [-]
and how are you doing?
User avatar #30 to #27 - idonthaveapenis (12/27/2010) [-]
pretty good i think im spreading myself too thin (no pun intended) but all is good. and yourself?
#31 to #30 - thejteam (12/28/2010) [-]
I'm doing alright. Nothing to complain about. Just wish work would hurry up this week. >_< it's going by terribly slow.
User avatar #32 to #31 - idonthaveapenis (12/28/2010) [-]
oh yeah? what do you do?
#33 to #32 - thejteam (12/28/2010) [-]
I'm a warehouse manager for a food broker. Interesting right? :P
User avatar #34 to #33 - idonthaveapenis (12/28/2010) [-]
well. im not sure exactly. i mean is it busy or lame and pointless?
#35 to #34 - thejteam (12/28/2010) [-]
Right now it lame and pointless being the week before new years.
User avatar #36 to #35 - idonthaveapenis (12/28/2010) [-]
ah indeeed that blows. so do you like nirvana?
#37 to #36 - thejteam (12/28/2010) [-]
lol that's an interesting addition to your statement. I like the occasional Nirvana here and there.
User avatar #38 to #37 - idonthaveapenis (12/28/2010) [-]
oh yeah? how old are you?
#39 to #38 - thejteam (12/28/2010) [-]
22, and youreself?
#41 to #40 - thejteam (12/28/2010) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #42 to #41 - idonthaveapenis (12/28/2010) [-]
well nothing at the moment actually im stoned out of my mind
#43 to #42 - thejteam (12/28/2010) [-]
ha ha ha, very nice. how was your day?
User avatar #44 to #43 - idonthaveapenis (12/28/2010) [-]
relaxing i had a very wonderful day. im on christmas break :)
#45 to #44 - thejteam (12/28/2010) [-]
lucky you, want to go to work for me tomorrow?!
User avatar #46 to #45 - idonthaveapenis (12/28/2010) [-]
lol no im all good i have finals to look forward to when i get back
#47 to #46 - thejteam (12/28/2010) [-]
gross. I'm glad I'm over with that shit.
#23 - ittybittytittytime (12/09/2010) [-]
TACOS!!!!!!  
  
I want taquitos and a clown with no head!  
  
Clown-taquitos?  ;-D
TACOS!!!!!!

I want taquitos and a clown with no head!

Clown-taquitos? ;-D
#22 - ittybittytittytime (12/09/2010) [-]
TACOS!!!!!!  
  
I want taquitos and a clown with no head!  
  
Clown-taquitos?  ;-D
TACOS!!!!!!

I want taquitos and a clown with no head!

Clown-taquitos? ;-D
User avatar #24 to #22 - ittybittytittytime (12/09/2010) [-]
dammit sorry about the duped comment u can delete the second one
User avatar #21 - madmx (12/05/2010) [-]
oh hai friend, we haven't talked in awhile message me on fb
#20 - thejteam (11/29/2010) [-]
When are you posting a NSFW pic??
User avatar #19 - squirrelywrath (11/04/2010) [-]
Post a full body naked pic.... That would be much fun
#18 - adamnumberone (10/13/2010) [-]
You look really nice upload more often


ps. please give dedz on Next Pic
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