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#2730 - mrantony (08/14/2012) [-]
Well, schools gonna start soon. Your not going to be there. Im contemplating that if i burn down your new house, will you have to move in with your mom, thus, you comming back to me.

p.s. have these cookies.
#2731 to #2730 - idelki (08/14/2012) [-]
Jokes you you, we replaced all our furnature, flooring, walls, and ceiling with flame retardent BUBBLE WRAP.    
   
YOUR MOVE.
Jokes you you, we replaced all our furnature, flooring, walls, and ceiling with flame retardent BUBBLE WRAP.

YOUR MOVE.
#2732 to #2731 - mrantony (08/14/2012) [-]
Im going to send twelve six year olds, they are going to pop your house into a plastic sheet, then they will bring the plastic sheet to me.
Im going to send twelve six year olds, they are going to pop your house into a plastic sheet, then they will bring the plastic sheet to me.
#2733 to #2732 - idelki (08/15/2012) [-]
Haha! But, you see, I've got access to government files detailing all the worst, and local, registered pedophiles in the area. I will recruit them all and use them as body guards before your tots even get NEAR my home.
#2734 to #2733 - mrantony (08/15/2012) [-]
While you were typing this, ive had my double agent, Colin, pop all the bubbles.    
   
p.s. I gave him a red bull.
While you were typing this, ive had my double agent, Colin, pop all the bubbles.

p.s. I gave him a red bull.
#2735 to #2734 - idelki (08/15/2012) [-]
It's a good thing I pulled my plan into: MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE.    
   
> Blastoise covering the apartment for all signs of fire   
> interrogating Colin as we speak    
> put the finishing touches on my self-destruct emergancy system in the event of any fail safe breaches   
> had my Hobo army dig me a mote around the appartment   
> gave the hobos guns to guard it   
> they ran off with the guns   
> rampaging hobos now around the area causing chaos, not as planned, but strangely effective   
> put my mutated aborted fetus monster in the mote   
> bought a bear   
> currently riding it bearback, wielding a bazooka   
   
BRING IT.
It's a good thing I pulled my plan into: MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE.

> Blastoise covering the apartment for all signs of fire
> interrogating Colin as we speak
> put the finishing touches on my self-destruct emergancy system in the event of any fail safe breaches
> had my Hobo army dig me a mote around the appartment
> gave the hobos guns to guard it
> they ran off with the guns
> rampaging hobos now around the area causing chaos, not as planned, but strangely effective
> put my mutated aborted fetus monster in the mote
> bought a bear
> currently riding it bearback, wielding a bazooka

BRING IT.
#2736 to #2735 - mrantony (08/15/2012) [-]
I... im all out of ideas... it pains me to say this... but... you... win...
#2737 to #2736 - idelki (08/15/2012) [-]
DAMN STRAIGHT I WIN.
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