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#91 - Sailor Pretty-Boy...... Like can it get any gay er.....se… 05/29/2013 on Your new name 0
#812 - A. You sound ******* ridiculous B. And how wo…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/29/2013 on long but worth the read -2
#813 - jacobpicardy (05/29/2013) [-]
A. oh yeah? because i dont think it necessary to put up links with info everyone knows about?
B. i dont need you to think im right when everyone else knows that im right.
User avatar #814 - icanhazrape (05/30/2013) [-]
Funny how most of the comments on this post....agree with me.
#5 - That spider on his profile picture scared the **** … 05/29/2013 on Hanson 0
#586 - First off Id just like to say thank you for knowing how to hol…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2013 on long but worth the read -1
User avatar #629 - Fgner (05/27/2013) [-]
I'm hardly being offensive, you just can't take opposing viewpoints. The only comments you replied to were praising how smart people who agreed with you are - then the one you bothered to reply didn't have even a single point, simply fallacies and ranting.

Anyway - the share button isn't necessarily share to Facebook or Twitter. The controller testers said it was a great feature and they couldn't wait to use it, but they made no mention of exactly what it does. I'm not necessarily defending it, but the only people who used it said it was good - so I'll believe their reports. The OS couldn't know what to do with it at all times anyway, it's most likely going to be recognized as any other button in-game.
#578 - Well sir; Sony did not release anything along the lines of sto…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2013 on long but worth the read -1
User avatar #608 - Fgner (05/27/2013) [-]
> They're using a hard drive and cloud based storage. There's no other way to do it. Literally, those are the literal only two ways. And Sony used them on the PS3 - so it's logical there.

> It wasn't an issue? Game devs could require an install if necessary. PS3 games tended to have a shit ton of data packed on. Blueray, while bigger, has slower access speed. This means that they had less time to get more data, which meant disk latency could introduce real problems. Since both consoles are using blueray, the issue is now on both - which is probably why they'll both demand installs of the heavier games (although small games are up for debate).

> Because they never, ever intended on making one. Whatever dipshit up in Microsoft upstairs that said it was a good idea to fuck the customers like that doesn't work at the rest of the companies. If you recall - the Wii U never said anything about it during their release either. That doesn't mean it's going to be there, it means it's most likely not.

> How so? We have the tech specs other than the HD which is swappable. We even have the exact clock speed of the GPU. And they spent some time to show us games and it playing shit, and the new controller. That's all we need. It's a gaming console, what the Hell were you expecting? It's not painting the Mona Lisa, sorry. It's playing games, and it's proven it's very good at it already. And they revealed a lot at that presentation, just because they didn't hit your cherrypicked (and inaccurate) examples doesn't mean they didn't do a Hell of a lot better than Microsoft. And that's all that matters at this point. The hype has been built because Microsoft did a bad job and they didn't. Welcome to the real world - it doesn't matter what you have to say now.
#567 - Ah intelligence is found in the comments 05/27/2013 on long but worth the read -1
#565 - I like you...alot 05/27/2013 on long but worth the read -1
#561 - You sound angry my friend, and I'm not defending only stating …  [+] (5 new replies) 05/27/2013 on long but worth the read -2
#810 - jacobpicardy (05/29/2013) [-]
statistics and sources are unneeded if you actually know what you're talking about in the first place.
User avatar #812 - icanhazrape (05/29/2013) [-]
A. You sound fucking ridiculous
B. And how would I know that you Actually know what your talking about...hmmm... if only someone invented a way for people to look up information at will and share it with others to prove themselves correct....hmmmmm.....HMMMMMMM

#813 - jacobpicardy (05/29/2013) [-]
A. oh yeah? because i dont think it necessary to put up links with info everyone knows about?
B. i dont need you to think im right when everyone else knows that im right.
User avatar #814 - icanhazrape (05/30/2013) [-]
Funny how most of the comments on this post....agree with me.
#780 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
u sir,just read the tl:dr didnt u?
if gamers all over the internet are saying its bad, would sony actually do anything similar to the xbox one?
no. its called a survey.
they survey/see/read what GAMERS want/hate and im pretty sure they'll react accordingly.
besides, ps has always been gamer focus. 1 of the main reasons i bought ps3 1st before the xbox was free online access.
#40 - My thoughts on this matter: -Only a few months ago Sony pu…  [+] (20 new replies) 05/27/2013 on long but worth the read +24
#255 - jacobpicardy (05/27/2013) [-]
- when the ps3 was first announced, it was marketed as a gaming console and over time has proven as such. it was after the slim got released when they made those commercials, you know about 4 years after the console fucking launched. the xbox stamped on its own label as soon as they showed it off, a cable box.

- you know what you're right, they xbox doesnt need consistent connection, once every 24 hours is indeed not a consistent connection but it might as well fucking be.

-the ps4 allows used games, no drm, gaming focused, emphisis on indie devs, and a bunch of cool features THAT HELP GAMERS. the xbox has cool features, but they revolve around the tv part mostly, so no one will use it nor care about it.

-if this is some marketing scheme, then it is the worst one, ever. making ~75% of your user base hate your product within less than a week is not a marketing strategy. if they actually read shit on the internet, then we wouldnt be talking about drm right now at all, they would have seen how many people reacted violently when that one guy pretty much said we're doing drm deal with it. they would have taken it out completely if they really gave two fucks about poor people, or people in rural areas.

i dont know why you are defending them when they wouldn't bat an eye if they heard that you were blindly defending their "console." you can believe their bullshit and buy the xbox one all you want, we dont care, but only the other xbox fan boys will join you. everyone else is going to enjoy playing their respective platforms offline and maybe sell what ever game they are playing to someone, then go out and get a used game and play that. and while they are doing that they dont have to worry about some shitty motion camera spying on them.
tl;dr take a shit and go to bed, you blatant, in denial fan boy.
User avatar #561 - icanhazrape (05/27/2013) [-]
You sound angry my friend, and I'm not defending only stating what Ive seen and thought. Also can you show me where you are getting your statistics and such; because i am curious to know.
#810 - jacobpicardy (05/29/2013) [-]
statistics and sources are unneeded if you actually know what you're talking about in the first place.
User avatar #812 - icanhazrape (05/29/2013) [-]
A. You sound fucking ridiculous
B. And how would I know that you Actually know what your talking about...hmmm... if only someone invented a way for people to look up information at will and share it with others to prove themselves correct....hmmmmm.....HMMMMMMM

#813 - jacobpicardy (05/29/2013) [-]
A. oh yeah? because i dont think it necessary to put up links with info everyone knows about?
B. i dont need you to think im right when everyone else knows that im right.
User avatar #814 - icanhazrape (05/30/2013) [-]
Funny how most of the comments on this post....agree with me.
#780 - anonymous (05/28/2013) [-]
u sir,just read the tl:dr didnt u?
if gamers all over the internet are saying its bad, would sony actually do anything similar to the xbox one?
no. its called a survey.
they survey/see/read what GAMERS want/hate and im pretty sure they'll react accordingly.
besides, ps has always been gamer focus. 1 of the main reasons i bought ps3 1st before the xbox was free online access.
#157 - anonymous (05/27/2013) [-]
the console won't be always online but they HAVE confirmed that you MUST sign in online every 24 hours in order to be able to play any games.
#140 - anonymous (05/27/2013) [-]
PS4 was only announced.

Xbone was revealed.

Big Difference.
#494 - anonymous (05/27/2013) [-]
You missed the point, He was trying to say that you are all saying the PS4 is going to be better than the XBox one when you don't even know all the details about the PS4. For all we know sony could be doing exactly what microsoft is doing with the connect to internet once every 24 hours too!
User avatar #567 - icanhazrape (05/27/2013) [-]
Ah intelligence is found in the comments
User avatar #183 - Fgner (05/27/2013) [-]
On top of that - the PS4's announcement actually announced a few things about the console. As in - almost everything you could possible want to know about the hardware. They showed the new controller, they stated no BC - since the architectures don't match and would require reoptimizing and recompiling every game (Xbox didn't give a reason, just called it backwards thinking), they showed a few games that they wanted us to know about - talked about some cool stuff and said "all done."

They don't want to make empty promises or talk about something that may change, because that upsets people. Also, they understand people want a gaming console, not a fucking home entertainment system. Therefore, they probably didn't have much to show other than what they did. What else could they show? Hardware - Games... yeah, that's all that matters.
User avatar #578 - icanhazrape (05/27/2013) [-]
Well sir; Sony did not release anything along the lines of storage method. Xbox One will uses hard-drive and a Cloud based memory system. They said nothing about game installs which as I remember was an issue with the PS3. They have said nothing about used game fees or a subscription service charge to play. What they did say though is that all of these things are "TBA". They didn't even have the kahunas to say "No we don't have any of that shit." The point of my statement is everybody claims they will switch to the PS4; WHICH HASN'T EVEN BEEN TRULY IDENTIFIED AS A GOOD CONSOLE
User avatar #608 - Fgner (05/27/2013) [-]
> They're using a hard drive and cloud based storage. There's no other way to do it. Literally, those are the literal only two ways. And Sony used them on the PS3 - so it's logical there.

> It wasn't an issue? Game devs could require an install if necessary. PS3 games tended to have a shit ton of data packed on. Blueray, while bigger, has slower access speed. This means that they had less time to get more data, which meant disk latency could introduce real problems. Since both consoles are using blueray, the issue is now on both - which is probably why they'll both demand installs of the heavier games (although small games are up for debate).

> Because they never, ever intended on making one. Whatever dipshit up in Microsoft upstairs that said it was a good idea to fuck the customers like that doesn't work at the rest of the companies. If you recall - the Wii U never said anything about it during their release either. That doesn't mean it's going to be there, it means it's most likely not.

> How so? We have the tech specs other than the HD which is swappable. We even have the exact clock speed of the GPU. And they spent some time to show us games and it playing shit, and the new controller. That's all we need. It's a gaming console, what the Hell were you expecting? It's not painting the Mona Lisa, sorry. It's playing games, and it's proven it's very good at it already. And they revealed a lot at that presentation, just because they didn't hit your cherrypicked (and inaccurate) examples doesn't mean they didn't do a Hell of a lot better than Microsoft. And that's all that matters at this point. The hype has been built because Microsoft did a bad job and they didn't. Welcome to the real world - it doesn't matter what you have to say now.
#127 - butterisgood (05/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #565 - icanhazrape (05/27/2013) [-]
I like you...alot
User avatar #72 - memvar (05/27/2013) [-]
i concur..........with damn near everything, while i consider myself neither tied down to either of the three major gaming devices, i would like to say that microsoft isnt slowly leaking info for the sake of changing the console, as much as i would LOVE to try and believe that we all know it isnt true

they know how to make a decent system right off the bat and to shove this XBOX1 in our face is purely insulting to our intelligence. they KNOW BETTER!

and your right! i havent heard any thing on this site about the new PS4 in either good or bad light, i read a short article about it in the game informer issue and they only thing that stands out in my mind is the fact that the start and select buttons are gone! i know its something small and stupid but im very much for keeping of the old ways! the button that has replaced it is an options button, which tells me that there will be no backwards capabilities. because older games utilize both buttons for different things

also where the select button USED to be there is now a share button, where you can share whatever it is you just did with your friends from both the Network and Facebook, and i assume other social media sites, this annoys me purely for the fact that yes even though social media is a fairly good thing, in terms of re-connecting old friends and remembering birthdays! it does not mean that everyone else in the world should jump on the band wagon and "connect using Facebook"

and thats all i got to say about that
User avatar #586 - icanhazrape (05/27/2013) [-]
First off Id just like to say thank you for knowing how to hold a conversation, Fgner who decided to get offensive.

But i as unaware of this Share button, and also the removal of the select button. I will agree with you that I favor the select over a share button any day.
User avatar #629 - Fgner (05/27/2013) [-]
I'm hardly being offensive, you just can't take opposing viewpoints. The only comments you replied to were praising how smart people who agreed with you are - then the one you bothered to reply didn't have even a single point, simply fallacies and ranting.

Anyway - the share button isn't necessarily share to Facebook or Twitter. The controller testers said it was a great feature and they couldn't wait to use it, but they made no mention of exactly what it does. I'm not necessarily defending it, but the only people who used it said it was good - so I'll believe their reports. The OS couldn't know what to do with it at all times anyway, it's most likely going to be recognized as any other button in-game.
User avatar #70 - hughdrewb (05/27/2013) [-]
Pretty much everything you said is accurate. No one is bashing on PS4 because they haven't released any info. They pretty much comparible head to head and Microsoft released information recently stating that you will still be able to buy used games and a cut price for whatever the vendor sells it for. The only difference is that Microsoft/publishers will take a percentage from the vendor, such as gamestop. The only problem now is that it could cause used game retailers to inflate their prices since now they making less profit off of games.
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User avatar #186 - entertaining (04/24/2013) [-]
Who knew Mrs.Cox was such a dick

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#89 - anonymous (04/24/2013) [-]
I have a pre-calc teacher named Miss Cox..
You Connectifag?
#50 - anonymous (04/23/2013) [-]
Nobody noticed the piss smell?
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oldish white lady with white hair?
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User avatar #400 - Tsuna (03/11/2013) [-]
No one knows who I am...
User avatar #225 - theorangefox (03/10/2013) [-]
Tsuna, Hitman reborn
User avatar #222 - jcjohnson (03/10/2013) [-]
I think that's the guy from hitman reborn.
#529 - HOW EA SELLS PIZZA ----THE REAL VERSION---- -Hello EA i wo…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2013 on If EA Games Sold Pizza... -1
#553 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
Your wall of text is fucking stupid, illegible, and unfunny.

I am not going to read it.
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#8 - DeathclawRulez (12/25/2013) [-]
Murry christmas
Murry christmas
User avatar #2 - DeathclawRulez (09/23/2011) [-]

Hi, How are you?
User avatar #3 to #4 - icanhazrape (09/23/2011) [-]
Just had sex with a llama. How are you?
User avatar #4 to #5 - DeathclawRulez (09/23/2011) [-]
I just got back from school,it was ok :}
User avatar #5 to #6 - icanhazrape (09/24/2011) [-]
You're weird
..... who the hell goes to school?!?!
User avatar #6 to #7 - DeathclawRulez (09/24/2011) [-]
what is wrong with me?
User avatar #7 to #8 - icanhazrape (09/24/2011) [-]
Its probably genital herpes. My friend had it once and he went to school for like 3 weeks. I was like wtf! So i fed him to my dog....doggys like the herps
User avatar #1 - DeathclawRulez (09/14/2011) [-]
your my new bro
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