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#15 - Dude i'm from southern ontario, about an hour away from Toront…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/27/2014 on Canada 0
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#19 - shadowm (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm from the Hammer
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#18 - shadowm (02/27/2014) [-]
An hour from Toronto...
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#23 - iamwilldabeast (02/27/2014) [-]
I'm east of Toronto, small town called Cobourg
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#24 - shadowm (02/27/2014) [-]
I've been there, I'm a fastball umpire so I do tournaments all over southern Ontario...anyway you'd be a lot closer to me if there wasn't a giant lake in the way
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#25 - iamwilldabeast (02/27/2014) [-]
Ah nice man.
#69 - I drive a ****** Sonoma with over 360,000 Km's on it.  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2014 on He has a point 0
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#81 - arnolddusk (02/27/2014) [-]
only hicks use the metric system
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#82 - iamwilldabeast (02/27/2014) [-]
Or Canadians, like myself.
#3 - Sorry. 02/24/2014 on The Canadian Mob 0
#82 - Lol you contradict yourself so much..? And you don't have to e… 02/22/2014 on Craigslist - Missed... 0
#79 - >"I don't give a rats ass!" >Comments…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Craigslist - Missed... 0
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#81 - theviusking (02/22/2014) [-]
>"I don't give a rats ass!"

>Comments again

>Stating my point.

You still wouldn't know how it feels until you do it yourself.
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#82 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
Lol you contradict yourself so much..? And you don't have to experience something to obviously understand it, a handful of people have been in space but the average person can describe weightlessness?
#77 - White-knight detected.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Craigslist - Missed... +1
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#78 - theviusking (02/22/2014) [-]
Not a white knight, Hell I don't even give rats ass, I just think it's funny how you are fighting a girl over how HER body feels, like you would HONESTLY know how she feels or any girl feels with shit up their twat.
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#79 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
>"I don't give a rats ass!"

>Comments again

lol all i was saying is that the average vag is like4 inches deep (surprising i know) and a small usb wouldn't damage or harm one.
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#81 - theviusking (02/22/2014) [-]
>"I don't give a rats ass!"

>Comments again

>Stating my point.

You still wouldn't know how it feels until you do it yourself.
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#82 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
Lol you contradict yourself so much..? And you don't have to experience something to obviously understand it, a handful of people have been in space but the average person can describe weightlessness?
#49 - I don't even know why you're still commenting, having a tiny 1…  [+] (23 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Craigslist - Missed... 0
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#70 - crazyhindu (02/22/2014) [-]
Flash drives are not one inch they are at least 2 1/2 3, try sticking that up your ass and walk around comfortably.
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#58 - roflnaut (02/22/2014) [-]
Guys we are in the presence of a vagina expert..
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#54 - theviusking (02/22/2014) [-]
I love how you're fighting a woman over how her body feels. Like you would know. You have a pussy?
#77 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
White-knight detected.
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#78 - theviusking (02/22/2014) [-]
Not a white knight, Hell I don't even give rats ass, I just think it's funny how you are fighting a girl over how HER body feels, like you would HONESTLY know how she feels or any girl feels with shit up their twat.
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#79 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
>"I don't give a rats ass!"

>Comments again

lol all i was saying is that the average vag is like4 inches deep (surprising i know) and a small usb wouldn't damage or harm one.
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#81 - theviusking (02/22/2014) [-]
>"I don't give a rats ass!"

>Comments again

>Stating my point.

You still wouldn't know how it feels until you do it yourself.
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#82 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
Lol you contradict yourself so much..? And you don't have to experience something to obviously understand it, a handful of people have been in space but the average person can describe weightlessness?
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#51 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
...But it would?

I know it would definitely hurt me.
#55 - rennd (02/22/2014) [-]
It won't once you lose your virginity.
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#56 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
Married with a kid, sorry.

Just saying it sounded like a really freaking stupid idea that would be entirely too uncomfortable.
#57 - rennd (02/22/2014) [-]
Really? Huh. I guess i can understand, though, since it's completely flex-free.
I agree, I don't think you'd want it stuck in there.
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#59 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
I know. Shocker.

It honestly could be just me though, I find even tampons are slightly uncomfortable. So just even the idea of something like this is...blegh.
#61 - rennd (02/22/2014) [-]
Hmm. It could be you, based on the tampons, but now that I think about it, I don't think anybody needs a flashdrive up there.
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#63 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
No, probably not. ._. The infection risk alone would be problematic.
#64 - rennd (02/22/2014) [-]
Ohhhhh yeah. Never heard of anybody cleaning a flash drive.
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#65 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
Was that intended?

Either way it made me laugh.
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#71 - vatra (02/22/2014) [-]
I have some inquires. Don't drugies store shit like capped needles up there? They seem to move and sit without hurting themselves or breaking he needles. Also don't tampons have a hard plastic bit near the base?
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#73 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
From what I understand druggies go through great discomforts to get their high.

I remember one distinct story my mother told me about a guy who was smuggling cocaine in his ass while on an airplane ride. The plastic baggie popped and the entire batch hit his system via rectal entrance.

Tampons do not. The plastic part is actually just a device used for insertion, the but the tampon itself is entirely cotton and moldable to the persons vagina. I've slipped while inserting person, and it is not fun.
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#80 - vatra (02/22/2014) [-]
Indeed it does, though, I'm already so far corrupted that it was more of a "this knowledge is relevant now" versus "I wonder how a tampon works" It does surprise me that something as small as a flash drive would hurt, but then I also know better than to question what you say about your own body lol.
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#83 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
Wow, an intelligent conclusion. That's all I asked for, lol.

And I honestly could say the same for myself. Corrupted, indeed.
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#75 - vatra (02/22/2014) [-]
That's true, they probably just act like everything is fine because they don't want to get caught.

The cocaine thing should have killed the dude.

And ah okay so the plastic bit comes off after insertion, makes sense. I don't have a vagina so I had zero need to look farther into it than basically knowing what they look like and are used for until this moment.
User avatar
#76 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
He was a lucky SOB.

The internet does crazy things to our curiosity.

#45 - The "outty" bit retracts.  [+] (26 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Craigslist - Missed... +2
#62 - fishinyourface (02/22/2014) [-]
you're right, there's only one type of usb drive on this planet, and every one uses the exact same one because of this. none of them have edges that aren't very rounded. they're ALL in that convenient shape.......
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#48 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
Did I not say I know what an USB was?

It still sounds painful! It doesn't move, it's extremely hard so it's entirely inflexible, and the way a vagina moves with the hips would make sitting nearly impossible as the curving would cause the immovable stick to shove straight into the vaginal wall.

It sounds extremely uncomfortable to have any foreign hard object in that particular place. It still sounds like it would hurt.
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#49 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
I don't even know why you're still commenting, having a tiny 1 inch piece of plastic would not hurt.
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#70 - crazyhindu (02/22/2014) [-]
Flash drives are not one inch they are at least 2 1/2 3, try sticking that up your ass and walk around comfortably.
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#58 - roflnaut (02/22/2014) [-]
Guys we are in the presence of a vagina expert..
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#54 - theviusking (02/22/2014) [-]
I love how you're fighting a woman over how her body feels. Like you would know. You have a pussy?
#77 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
White-knight detected.
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#78 - theviusking (02/22/2014) [-]
Not a white knight, Hell I don't even give rats ass, I just think it's funny how you are fighting a girl over how HER body feels, like you would HONESTLY know how she feels or any girl feels with shit up their twat.
User avatar
#79 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
>"I don't give a rats ass!"

>Comments again

lol all i was saying is that the average vag is like4 inches deep (surprising i know) and a small usb wouldn't damage or harm one.
User avatar
#81 - theviusking (02/22/2014) [-]
>"I don't give a rats ass!"

>Comments again

>Stating my point.

You still wouldn't know how it feels until you do it yourself.
User avatar
#82 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
Lol you contradict yourself so much..? And you don't have to experience something to obviously understand it, a handful of people have been in space but the average person can describe weightlessness?
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#51 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
...But it would?

I know it would definitely hurt me.
#55 - rennd (02/22/2014) [-]
It won't once you lose your virginity.
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#56 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
Married with a kid, sorry.

Just saying it sounded like a really freaking stupid idea that would be entirely too uncomfortable.
#57 - rennd (02/22/2014) [-]
Really? Huh. I guess i can understand, though, since it's completely flex-free.
I agree, I don't think you'd want it stuck in there.
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#59 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
I know. Shocker.

It honestly could be just me though, I find even tampons are slightly uncomfortable. So just even the idea of something like this is...blegh.
#61 - rennd (02/22/2014) [-]
Hmm. It could be you, based on the tampons, but now that I think about it, I don't think anybody needs a flashdrive up there.
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#63 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
No, probably not. ._. The infection risk alone would be problematic.
#64 - rennd (02/22/2014) [-]
Ohhhhh yeah. Never heard of anybody cleaning a flash drive.
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#65 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
Was that intended?

Either way it made me laugh.
User avatar
#71 - vatra (02/22/2014) [-]
I have some inquires. Don't drugies store shit like capped needles up there? They seem to move and sit without hurting themselves or breaking he needles. Also don't tampons have a hard plastic bit near the base?
User avatar
#73 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
From what I understand druggies go through great discomforts to get their high.

I remember one distinct story my mother told me about a guy who was smuggling cocaine in his ass while on an airplane ride. The plastic baggie popped and the entire batch hit his system via rectal entrance.

Tampons do not. The plastic part is actually just a device used for insertion, the but the tampon itself is entirely cotton and moldable to the persons vagina. I've slipped while inserting person, and it is not fun.
User avatar
#80 - vatra (02/22/2014) [-]
Indeed it does, though, I'm already so far corrupted that it was more of a "this knowledge is relevant now" versus "I wonder how a tampon works" It does surprise me that something as small as a flash drive would hurt, but then I also know better than to question what you say about your own body lol.
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#83 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
Wow, an intelligent conclusion. That's all I asked for, lol.

And I honestly could say the same for myself. Corrupted, indeed.
User avatar
#75 - vatra (02/22/2014) [-]
That's true, they probably just act like everything is fine because they don't want to get caught.

The cocaine thing should have killed the dude.

And ah okay so the plastic bit comes off after insertion, makes sense. I don't have a vagina so I had zero need to look farther into it than basically knowing what they look like and are used for until this moment.
User avatar
#76 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
He was a lucky SOB.

The internet does crazy things to our curiosity.

#43 - A flash drive is like 1-2 inches long.. and relatively thin.  [+] (28 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Craigslist - Missed... 0
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#44 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
I know what a flash drive is. I'm telling you the corners on that would poke and scrape.
#45 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
The "outty" bit retracts.
#62 - fishinyourface (02/22/2014) [-]
you're right, there's only one type of usb drive on this planet, and every one uses the exact same one because of this. none of them have edges that aren't very rounded. they're ALL in that convenient shape.......
User avatar
#48 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
Did I not say I know what an USB was?

It still sounds painful! It doesn't move, it's extremely hard so it's entirely inflexible, and the way a vagina moves with the hips would make sitting nearly impossible as the curving would cause the immovable stick to shove straight into the vaginal wall.

It sounds extremely uncomfortable to have any foreign hard object in that particular place. It still sounds like it would hurt.
User avatar
#49 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
I don't even know why you're still commenting, having a tiny 1 inch piece of plastic would not hurt.
User avatar
#70 - crazyhindu (02/22/2014) [-]
Flash drives are not one inch they are at least 2 1/2 3, try sticking that up your ass and walk around comfortably.
User avatar
#58 - roflnaut (02/22/2014) [-]
Guys we are in the presence of a vagina expert..
User avatar
#54 - theviusking (02/22/2014) [-]
I love how you're fighting a woman over how her body feels. Like you would know. You have a pussy?
#77 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
White-knight detected.
User avatar
#78 - theviusking (02/22/2014) [-]
Not a white knight, Hell I don't even give rats ass, I just think it's funny how you are fighting a girl over how HER body feels, like you would HONESTLY know how she feels or any girl feels with shit up their twat.
User avatar
#79 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
>"I don't give a rats ass!"

>Comments again

lol all i was saying is that the average vag is like4 inches deep (surprising i know) and a small usb wouldn't damage or harm one.
User avatar
#81 - theviusking (02/22/2014) [-]
>"I don't give a rats ass!"

>Comments again

>Stating my point.

You still wouldn't know how it feels until you do it yourself.
User avatar
#82 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
Lol you contradict yourself so much..? And you don't have to experience something to obviously understand it, a handful of people have been in space but the average person can describe weightlessness?
User avatar
#51 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
...But it would?

I know it would definitely hurt me.
#55 - rennd (02/22/2014) [-]
It won't once you lose your virginity.
User avatar
#56 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
Married with a kid, sorry.

Just saying it sounded like a really freaking stupid idea that would be entirely too uncomfortable.
#57 - rennd (02/22/2014) [-]
Really? Huh. I guess i can understand, though, since it's completely flex-free.
I agree, I don't think you'd want it stuck in there.
User avatar
#59 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
I know. Shocker.

It honestly could be just me though, I find even tampons are slightly uncomfortable. So just even the idea of something like this is...blegh.
#61 - rennd (02/22/2014) [-]
Hmm. It could be you, based on the tampons, but now that I think about it, I don't think anybody needs a flashdrive up there.
User avatar
#63 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
No, probably not. ._. The infection risk alone would be problematic.
#64 - rennd (02/22/2014) [-]
Ohhhhh yeah. Never heard of anybody cleaning a flash drive.
User avatar
#65 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
Was that intended?

Either way it made me laugh.
User avatar
#71 - vatra (02/22/2014) [-]
I have some inquires. Don't drugies store shit like capped needles up there? They seem to move and sit without hurting themselves or breaking he needles. Also don't tampons have a hard plastic bit near the base?
User avatar
#73 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
From what I understand druggies go through great discomforts to get their high.

I remember one distinct story my mother told me about a guy who was smuggling cocaine in his ass while on an airplane ride. The plastic baggie popped and the entire batch hit his system via rectal entrance.

Tampons do not. The plastic part is actually just a device used for insertion, the but the tampon itself is entirely cotton and moldable to the persons vagina. I've slipped while inserting person, and it is not fun.
User avatar
#80 - vatra (02/22/2014) [-]
Indeed it does, though, I'm already so far corrupted that it was more of a "this knowledge is relevant now" versus "I wonder how a tampon works" It does surprise me that something as small as a flash drive would hurt, but then I also know better than to question what you say about your own body lol.
User avatar
#83 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
Wow, an intelligent conclusion. That's all I asked for, lol.

And I honestly could say the same for myself. Corrupted, indeed.
User avatar
#75 - vatra (02/22/2014) [-]
That's true, they probably just act like everything is fine because they don't want to get caught.

The cocaine thing should have killed the dude.

And ah okay so the plastic bit comes off after insertion, makes sense. I don't have a vagina so I had zero need to look farther into it than basically knowing what they look like and are used for until this moment.
User avatar
#76 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
He was a lucky SOB.

The internet does crazy things to our curiosity.

#39 - You've never seen a vagina, have you?  [+] (30 new replies) 02/22/2014 on Craigslist - Missed... 0
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#42 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
I HAVE a vagina.

Still sounds painful.
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#43 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
A flash drive is like 1-2 inches long.. and relatively thin.
User avatar
#44 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
I know what a flash drive is. I'm telling you the corners on that would poke and scrape.
#45 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
The "outty" bit retracts.
#62 - fishinyourface (02/22/2014) [-]
you're right, there's only one type of usb drive on this planet, and every one uses the exact same one because of this. none of them have edges that aren't very rounded. they're ALL in that convenient shape.......
User avatar
#48 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
Did I not say I know what an USB was?

It still sounds painful! It doesn't move, it's extremely hard so it's entirely inflexible, and the way a vagina moves with the hips would make sitting nearly impossible as the curving would cause the immovable stick to shove straight into the vaginal wall.

It sounds extremely uncomfortable to have any foreign hard object in that particular place. It still sounds like it would hurt.
User avatar
#49 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
I don't even know why you're still commenting, having a tiny 1 inch piece of plastic would not hurt.
User avatar
#70 - crazyhindu (02/22/2014) [-]
Flash drives are not one inch they are at least 2 1/2 3, try sticking that up your ass and walk around comfortably.
User avatar
#58 - roflnaut (02/22/2014) [-]
Guys we are in the presence of a vagina expert..
User avatar
#54 - theviusking (02/22/2014) [-]
I love how you're fighting a woman over how her body feels. Like you would know. You have a pussy?
#77 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
White-knight detected.
User avatar
#78 - theviusking (02/22/2014) [-]
Not a white knight, Hell I don't even give rats ass, I just think it's funny how you are fighting a girl over how HER body feels, like you would HONESTLY know how she feels or any girl feels with shit up their twat.
User avatar
#79 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
>"I don't give a rats ass!"

>Comments again

lol all i was saying is that the average vag is like4 inches deep (surprising i know) and a small usb wouldn't damage or harm one.
User avatar
#81 - theviusking (02/22/2014) [-]
>"I don't give a rats ass!"

>Comments again

>Stating my point.

You still wouldn't know how it feels until you do it yourself.
User avatar
#82 - iamwilldabeast (02/22/2014) [-]
Lol you contradict yourself so much..? And you don't have to experience something to obviously understand it, a handful of people have been in space but the average person can describe weightlessness?
User avatar
#51 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
...But it would?

I know it would definitely hurt me.
#55 - rennd (02/22/2014) [-]
It won't once you lose your virginity.
User avatar
#56 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
Married with a kid, sorry.

Just saying it sounded like a really freaking stupid idea that would be entirely too uncomfortable.
#57 - rennd (02/22/2014) [-]
Really? Huh. I guess i can understand, though, since it's completely flex-free.
I agree, I don't think you'd want it stuck in there.
User avatar
#59 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
I know. Shocker.

It honestly could be just me though, I find even tampons are slightly uncomfortable. So just even the idea of something like this is...blegh.
#61 - rennd (02/22/2014) [-]
Hmm. It could be you, based on the tampons, but now that I think about it, I don't think anybody needs a flashdrive up there.
User avatar
#63 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
No, probably not. ._. The infection risk alone would be problematic.
#64 - rennd (02/22/2014) [-]
Ohhhhh yeah. Never heard of anybody cleaning a flash drive.
User avatar
#65 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
Was that intended?

Either way it made me laugh.
User avatar
#71 - vatra (02/22/2014) [-]
I have some inquires. Don't drugies store shit like capped needles up there? They seem to move and sit without hurting themselves or breaking he needles. Also don't tampons have a hard plastic bit near the base?
User avatar
#73 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
From what I understand druggies go through great discomforts to get their high.

I remember one distinct story my mother told me about a guy who was smuggling cocaine in his ass while on an airplane ride. The plastic baggie popped and the entire batch hit his system via rectal entrance.

Tampons do not. The plastic part is actually just a device used for insertion, the but the tampon itself is entirely cotton and moldable to the persons vagina. I've slipped while inserting person, and it is not fun.
User avatar
#80 - vatra (02/22/2014) [-]
Indeed it does, though, I'm already so far corrupted that it was more of a "this knowledge is relevant now" versus "I wonder how a tampon works" It does surprise me that something as small as a flash drive would hurt, but then I also know better than to question what you say about your own body lol.
User avatar
#83 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
Wow, an intelligent conclusion. That's all I asked for, lol.

And I honestly could say the same for myself. Corrupted, indeed.
User avatar
#75 - vatra (02/22/2014) [-]
That's true, they probably just act like everything is fine because they don't want to get caught.

The cocaine thing should have killed the dude.

And ah okay so the plastic bit comes off after insertion, makes sense. I don't have a vagina so I had zero need to look farther into it than basically knowing what they look like and are used for until this moment.
User avatar
#76 - alainap (02/22/2014) [-]
He was a lucky SOB.

The internet does crazy things to our curiosity.