Home Funny Pictures YouTube Funny Videos Funny GIFs Text/Links Channels Search

iamthethree    

Rank #18658 on Comments
iamthethree Avatar Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius
Offline
Send mail to iamthethree Block iamthethree Invite iamthethree to be your friend flag avatar
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Date Signed Up:4/04/2012
Last Login:4/19/2014
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#18658
Highest Comment Rank:#5617
Comment Thumbs: 1746 total,  2285 ,  539
Content Level Progress: 6.77% (4/59)
Level 0 Content: Untouched account → Level 1 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 37% (37/100)
Level 217 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 218 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:0
Total Comments Made:755
FJ Points:790

latest user's comments

#15 - I can control how fast me body hair grows but only when i'm sleeping 10/13/2012 on Facebook Arguement 0
#5 - Call me evil but anons right for once 10/13/2012 on /b/ 0
#18 - Holy **** that was amazing form for a uppercut ou… 10/13/2012 on Knocked the fuck out 0
#3796 - **iamthethree rolls 18,871** ******* behold you… 10/08/2012 on Quintuples 0
#11 - this is exactly like easy mode 10/08/2012 on Skyrim IRL +6
#145 - Duct tape, Cheerios and apple juice 10/05/2012 on Walmart Challenge 0
#169 - ******* 10/04/2012 on Who the fuck would use these? +13
#3 - *(kinda) SPOILER) You h… 10/04/2012 on Butt Stallion 0
#15 - Comment deleted 10/03/2012 on Birthday game 0
#7 - The one thing that really pisses me off are people who have a …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2012 on vegans -3
User avatar #20 - dtcdannyboy (10/02/2012) [-]
Really, that makes you angry? For what reason may I ask?
#13 - I was technically born dead so....i think i win......  [+] (19 new replies) 10/01/2012 on Crash and... +86
User avatar #176 - whiteniggers (10/02/2012) [-]
I had severe lung problems when I was in the womb, and once I was born, I breathed in really fast (gasped, in a way), and my left lung burst. I was dead for around 2 minutes 43 seconds, but the lung started getting operations very quickly, so I'm here.
User avatar #108 - iksdistek (10/02/2012) [-]
I was born with the cordon entangled around my neck. That may be the cause of why im so fucked up...
User avatar #106 - meestaa (10/02/2012) [-]
I wasn't given birth to, i was a c-section


I was removed.
User avatar #92 - daentraya (10/02/2012) [-]
What is dead may never die. -House Greyjoy
#81 - hazardousfool has deleted their comment.
User avatar #54 - jinjo (10/02/2012) [-]
OH MY GWSH ME TOO.

If we have the same birthday we're twins choen to protect earth from a sexy alien invasion.
User avatar #25 - mostlyshits (10/02/2012) [-]
nothing fun ever happens to me
#14 - garrettjacobsen (10/01/2012) [-]
I was killed at the age of ten in a horrible dragging accident.
Revived after thirty minutes of amateur CPR.
User avatar #194 - somer (10/02/2012) [-]
What's dragging?
urban dictionary gave me some weird shit.
#172 - senortanto (10/02/2012) [-]
Alright alright that's a pretty good one, but i think I can top it. So my friends and I were drunk out of our minds, about to pass out, but then we decided "hey, let's go see the Avengers", so we went and watched it and nobody threw up or passed out or nothing. Then I get home the next morning and wouldn't you know it, I forgot my wallet and the theater.

Senortanto: 1
garrettjacobsen: 0
User avatar #208 - garrettjacobsen (10/02/2012) [-]
FUCK MAN, that's some hardcore shit.
#140 - soarinbolty has deleted their comment.
User avatar #137 - jessmoto (10/02/2012) [-]
you are the boy who lived ._.
User avatar #131 - dinonator (10/02/2012) [-]
which means UR A ZAMBIE
#129 - watchme (10/02/2012) [-]
Damn, these bitches can be dangerous
User avatar #125 - Harjyot (10/02/2012) [-]
i hate being dead. i just died like 3 days ago.
#88 - anonymous (10/02/2012) [-]
I never died, I lived.
User avatar #86 - ningyoaijin (10/02/2012) [-]
>go to translate.google.com
>type "adfkjdakfjweiiekalgjdsi"
>click "listen"
>lol for hours
#50 - sposadox (10/02/2012) [-]
Good to see how productive you'd made that second chance.

Jk, cool story bro.
#26 - this guy has the right idea but i would do the same thing but …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2012 on . +2
User avatar #36 - Shmirkahirkahoogen (10/01/2012) [-]
or dogs?
#10 - i dont like cats either but this.......going a little far  [+] (1 new reply) 10/01/2012 on Dog vs. Cat Boxing +1
#16 - anonymous (10/01/2012) [-]
dont feed the trolls.
#11 - >Go axton > only put points on skill tree to the le…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/01/2012 on "Borderlands 2" Memories +2
User avatar #49 - rgkprod (10/01/2012) [-]
Or
>Go Salvador
>Only put points into the Rampage tree
>Literally Gunzerk 99.9% of the time
The other .1% being the time it takes to press F again.
User avatar #13 - TheSock (10/01/2012) [-]
ive put most of my stuff on the left tree, now i get all the jokes about how the sentry is better
than me lol
#77 - Can you provide a link to the ben drowned one?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/30/2012 on Top 10 Creepy Pasta's 0
User avatar #78 - Nightinear (09/30/2012) [-]
http://inuscreepystuff.blogspot.dk/2010/09/majora.html
It's kinda long, but really nice and creppy
#74 - What happens in all hope is lost ? out of curiosity 09/30/2012 on Top 10 Creepy Pasta's 0
#33 - .......he was a pretty good boxer........ 09/28/2012 on George Foreman +2
#210 - the angels trumpet is Brugsmansia and it makes you trip the … 09/26/2012 on Weird plants 0
#36 - It went from my fore arm to my chest. 09/26/2012 on Google Street +1
#35 - Have they updated google maps yet? i saw one of there cars pas…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/26/2012 on Google Street 0
User avatar #38 - darkjustifier (09/26/2012) [-]
No my car is still in front of the house we moved out of.
User avatar #40 - amidgetwalrus (09/26/2012) [-]
A car we sold years ago is still in front of our house


Welcome to the club.
User avatar #42 - darkjustifier (09/26/2012) [-]
One day for no reason at all I want to see a naked midget on google maps I'd die happy.
#268 - I was very upset when he had his birthday......  [+] (8 new replies) 09/24/2012 on Borderlands 3 +2
User avatar #277 - thisotherdude (09/24/2012) [-]
Most awkward party ever.
User avatar #278 - frohtastic (09/24/2012) [-]
not very good rewards from it either
User avatar #279 - thisotherdude (09/24/2012) [-]
You got a free piece of pizza, and you got to see claptrap dance, that in itself is a reward.
User avatar #280 - frohtastic (09/24/2012) [-]
I was hoping for a high five at the end, but nope
User avatar #320 - Blitzken (09/24/2012) [-]
but you can give him a high five anytime you want o.O
User avatar #326 - sketchE (09/24/2012) [-]
not after you do it.
everybody gets one
User avatar #355 - frohtastic (09/26/2012) [-]
wrong mission for the high five anyhow.
the high five is after the upgrade
User avatar #334 - Blitzken (09/24/2012) [-]
no it just has a cool down or maybe my game is glitched i can give him one every time i come to sanctuary
#91 - Yea ha......fourth girlfriend i can totally relate 09/22/2012 on brain +5
#1050 - We're sorry 09/20/2012 on Brutal Punishment +3
#154 - I tried that with my cousin and he died  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on Rings bubbles +6
User avatar #162 - zzzbrabbitzzz (09/17/2012) [-]
well the trick is to come back up for air after
#121 - This how i see anon 09/17/2012 on Apple +9
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 2050 / Total items point value: 2500

Comments(3):

 
Per page:
Order:

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Anonymous commenting is allowed
No comments!
 Friends (0)