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|#10 - phanact........I've seen your snicker doodle||06/20/2013 on What the deuce?||+1|
|#27 - This is my new background||06/20/2013 on Fallout||0|
|#1368 - Male, no I just......don't even||06/18/2013 on Would you?||+2|
|#31 - Join the club brother||06/05/2013 on MFW||+1|
|#70 - Picture if curious||06/03/2013 on In A Nut Shell||0|
|#49 - Okay Fj im a 16 old guy and a figure im not the worst looking … [+] (7 new replies)||06/03/2013 on In A Nut Shell||0|
#56 - hollyisthebest (06/03/2013) [-]
It's because you're a pussy. No way to put it gently
Women like confident men. Go on, ask her out. But get to know her first. Not too much, but not too little. Make sure you're someone to trust. Also, be funny, if you reek of desperation and sadness, they wouldn't like you as much. Confidence is the most important aspect.
Also, go lift. It's only natural, most men like skinny women, while most women like strong men. Not too strong. We don't want you to look like one of those body builder's.
Also, this "friendzone" people talk about, it's somewhat real. Two possibilities exist. They secretly like you, but they don't want the friendship to be ruined. Or she doesn't have any chemistry with you. Anyway, we can change whatever the reason is. But slowly, so make sure she's someone important. You have to be there for her when she's sad. But you also have to help her realize that she loves you. Doing that is easy, but you have to make sure you two have some time together, she won't feel anything for you if you two only just met. Get another girl, or stop talking to her for around a week and go on vacation.
|#82 - Am I the only one thinking that raping the joker would cure hi…||06/03/2013 on Batmanning||+7|
|#15 - The alternate version is still pretty gross. I mean he's jacki… [+] (3 new replies)||06/02/2013 on Man milk||+24|
#20 - Absolute Madman (06/02/2013) [-]
Or he is milking the goat...
|#17 - Child me: I cant believe this isn't butter teena… [+] (3 new replies)||05/24/2013 on stupid sun||+51|
#18 - Absolute Madman (05/24/2013) [-]
Sometimes I mix regular butter in with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter that way i can kind of believe it's not butter.
#19 - Absolute Madman (05/24/2013) [-]
Wouldn't it be i can kind of believe it's better?
|#67 - I remember seeing this on Tosh.0 they took turns punching each…||05/22/2013 on Bright minds of our generation||+1|
|#63 - I'm not a very big baseball fan [+] (1 new reply)||05/22/2013 on strongest beard ever||0|
|#30 - Could anyone supply a source for the comic?||05/21/2013 on Spider Man||+1|
|#14 - >implying op talks to girls||05/12/2013 on Everytime OP dances with a...||+4|
|#438 - The Evil Robot......... ALL WILL FEAR ME||05/05/2013 on Super Villain Name||0|
|#96 - Am i the only one concerned that something lived in that||05/01/2013 on Million year old ammonite||0|
|#180 - Picture||05/01/2013 on Bad parenting||+1|
|#46 - Trash-it Terry||04/29/2013 on The Glitch||+3|
|#31 - Our current generation is the weakest generation of people to … [+] (7 new replies)||04/29/2013 on This content contains feels||0|
#61 - infinitereaper (04/30/2013) [-]
Society has fucked things up. I'm pretty skinny but I'd rather spend my days hunting with a knife and bare hands killing stuff to bring home the meat and protect my territory, but I'm forced to live in a society dominated by corporate giants and have no choice but to slave away like a monkey for a master generous enough to throw me some scraps.
We live like fucking drones expected to go through a meaningless systems work dead end jobs and then fucking die. Everything is owned, you can't do shit without getting sued and there is so much politically correctness and bureaucracy in the way of everything it's enough to make me puke.
Society is just a decaying mass of stupidity humanity is overgrown and consuming the world like a virus and I'm not supposed to be upset? No one gives a shit anymore.
#68 - Absolute Madman (04/30/2013) [-]
Exactly my thoughts, the way i have always thought of it is as us humans being a very advanced form of bacteria and there is no good outcome for us. 10,000 years ago there were just under a million people on the planet, now there are over 7000 million, in just 10,000 years, on a 4.5 billion year old planet. We will be dead from overpopulation and mass poverty within the next 300-400 years
#37 - theafroman (04/30/2013) [-]
#81 - squidamon (04/30/2013) [-]
She can afford shit like that simply because she is a media icon, whereas there are other peole who struggle to maintain a simple living.
So yes. It is that bad.
And in case Im coming off as too butthurt, have some funny.
|#863 - Picture||04/29/2013 on McButthurt Comp #3||+1|
|#27 - If someone could give me a source that'd be great [+] (1 new reply)||04/26/2013 on Uh Oh||0|
|#144 - **iamthethree rolled user theugandanhero ** You sir are th…||04/26/2013 on IT HAPPENED!||-3|
|#38 - Guys i think i found bruce lee [+] (1 new reply)||04/20/2013 on Bruce Lee's Six Inch Punch||+10|
|#89 - piplup simple||04/19/2013 on Choose||0|
|#995 - Picture||04/17/2013 on Don't reply to this content||+1|
|#993 - May my ************** begin [+] (1 new reply)||04/17/2013 on Don't reply to this content||0|