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#10740670 - I work at mcdonalds and fairly regularly I'll go jack off in t… 4 hours ago on Autism Board 0
#90 - >leveling archery Confirmed pleb. Gods or not, two…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2015 on ricky +3
#95 - hotpiss (07/06/2015) [-]
won't be so funny when i give you one'a these from 8000 metres away
#126 - vegasstoner (22 hours ago) [-]
accurate foot archery...that has to be a level 80-90 skill. hope you got a bunch of god points dude...that ones gonna be expensive.
#86 - gues im a theist now  [+] (4 new replies) 07/06/2015 on ricky +4
#87 - hotpiss (07/06/2015) [-]
it's all just more xp for me to level up with in heaven, gonna go up the "archery" skill tree and legolas gods dick off
#90 - iamthepapercut (07/06/2015) [-]
>leveling archery

Confirmed pleb. Gods or not, two-handed or nothing
#95 - hotpiss (07/06/2015) [-]
won't be so funny when i give you one'a these from 8000 metres away
#126 - vegasstoner (22 hours ago) [-]
accurate foot archery...that has to be a level 80-90 skill. hope you got a bunch of god points dude...that ones gonna be expensive.
#85 - bruh you might want to get that existential crisis checked out…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2015 on ricky 0
User avatar #92 - noblexfenrir (07/06/2015) [-]
It's like schrodinger's cat, my existence is not inherent to my conscious state but to outside acknowledgement that is brought on by my own ability to stimulate the surrounding universe.

Can this be where ghosts come from? Beings who do not interact with the surrounding world and therefor for all intents and purposes do not exist in the way we acknowledge existence, but by us seeing them, even for a moment, they enter a state of fleeting existence that is short term because they are only known as a vague phenomena and not a specific entity of this universe?

But what about me? If I was placed in a state in which my effect on the universe was halted, do I stop existing or does my previous actions in the past cement me as a....

I have absolutely no idea where I was going or what it was about, I just couldn't stop at a certain point. Fuck man, I'm hungry.
#82 - There's no god because kratos killed them all ******** …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/06/2015 on ricky +4
#84 - hotpiss (07/06/2015) [-]
what about the ones that created themselves after kratos retired? Check mate
#86 - iamthepapercut (07/06/2015) [-]
gues im a theist now
#87 - hotpiss (07/06/2015) [-]
it's all just more xp for me to level up with in heaven, gonna go up the "archery" skill tree and legolas gods dick off
#90 - iamthepapercut (07/06/2015) [-]
>leveling archery

Confirmed pleb. Gods or not, two-handed or nothing
#95 - hotpiss (07/06/2015) [-]
won't be so funny when i give you one'a these from 8000 metres away
#126 - vegasstoner (22 hours ago) [-]
accurate foot archery...that has to be a level 80-90 skill. hope you got a bunch of god points dude...that ones gonna be expensive.
#81 - I take pictures of where bigfoot wasn't all the time, what are…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/06/2015 on ricky 0
User avatar #83 - noblexfenrir (07/06/2015) [-]
There are also many pictures without me in them...does this mean I don't exist? Oh damn.
#85 - iamthepapercut (07/06/2015) [-]
bruh you might want to get that existential crisis checked out or something
User avatar #92 - noblexfenrir (07/06/2015) [-]
It's like schrodinger's cat, my existence is not inherent to my conscious state but to outside acknowledgement that is brought on by my own ability to stimulate the surrounding universe.

Can this be where ghosts come from? Beings who do not interact with the surrounding world and therefor for all intents and purposes do not exist in the way we acknowledge existence, but by us seeing them, even for a moment, they enter a state of fleeting existence that is short term because they are only known as a vague phenomena and not a specific entity of this universe?

But what about me? If I was placed in a state in which my effect on the universe was halted, do I stop existing or does my previous actions in the past cement me as a....

I have absolutely no idea where I was going or what it was about, I just couldn't stop at a certain point. Fuck man, I'm hungry.
#50 - I did it after about 3 Just decided to pretend that t… 07/06/2015 on COME ON! 0
#23 - Finally, a good name for my gay porn folder 07/06/2015 on Carpe 0
#148 - Well op, if your plan was to cause some of us intense pain you… 07/06/2015 on Real Romance: +1
#86 - The pressure would be so miniscule that you'd likely never off…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2015 on So simple, it's genius +1
User avatar #190 - radtroll (15 hours ago) [-]
Well in my house (and pretty much all the houses in saudi arabia) we have the main water tank on top of the house (2-3 stories at least), so installing such devices on some of the main pipes, think tall buildings, sky scrapers, ...etc, would at least generates some electricity, even a small amount will pay for itself in few years and take some of the load off the power grid.
User avatar #115 - meltdownlol (22 hours ago) [-]
So it would depend on your water pressure? Because mines pretty impressive.

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#345 - anon (06/28/2015) [-]
test
#347 to #346 - anon (06/28/2015) [-]
in my mouth
User avatar #328 to #327 - iamthepapercut (04/05/2015) [-]
I can confirm, I am a fast food restaurant
User avatar #329 to #328 - miscarriage (04/05/2015) [-]
i rmemebered you worked where i worked

and i thought this was hilarious :p

also i miss u
User avatar #330 to #329 - iamthepapercut (04/05/2015) [-]
As a matter of fact I just got off work from that hellhole. Gotta love closing

Yeah, it's been weeks, or months maybe. I don't even get on here much anymore, I just come here first when I open my browser out of habit, look at a couple pictures, glance at what is now /autism/ and leave
User avatar #331 to #330 - miscarriage (04/05/2015) [-]
that's basically me now

i mean
i comment on content off and on, but other than that, spot on

And **** closing dude. Whenever i had to close, they put me on dishes/first window ;~;
User avatar #332 to #331 - iamthepapercut (04/05/2015) [-]
I never have to do dishes. Since people are quitting and getting fired left and right, I get to just run the kitchen by myself until closing, then clean, stock, and close grills. Oh, and collect burns. Super fun
User avatar #333 to #332 - miscarriage (04/05/2015) [-]
You have multiple burns?
User avatar #334 to #333 - iamthepapercut (04/05/2015) [-]
At the moment yeah. One pretty severe. I have a picture if you actually want to see it.

puu.sh/h26oa.jpg taken about 2-3 hours after it happened on monday
User avatar #335 to #334 - miscarriage (04/05/2015) [-]
holy **** man. That's rough. I haven't gotten a burn from McDicks yet. I tend to get a lot of fry box cuts tho :T

kind of like an upgraded paper cut
User avatar #336 to #335 - iamthepapercut (04/05/2015) [-]
lel, I've gotten those before. Surprisingly not while working, happened at home, but know what they're like. Not to mention I cut myself so often on all the stainless steel in the kitchen that I have to carry ******* medical tape in my jacket so I can wrap my hand quickly when it happens
#337 to #336 - miscarriage (04/05/2015) [-]
are you just really clumsy?
User avatar #338 to #337 - iamthepapercut (04/05/2015) [-]
No, the steel is just really ******* unfinished. When you're moving quick it's easy to graze something and it has no problem slicing straight through glove and skin. God forbid the place pays for metal tables with beveled ******* edges
User avatar #339 to #338 - miscarriage (04/05/2015) [-]
ah, lol. I guess i haven't been taught how to do grill yet. I'm just really good at all the other positions.
User avatar #340 to #339 - iamthepapercut (04/05/2015) [-]
I started in the grill and I don't want to go anywhere else. **** service. The work's harder, but the only people I have to deal with are other employees
#341 to #340 - miscarriage (04/05/2015) [-]
I hate dealing with the customers most of the time.

They can get ridiculous
i was in the first window drive thru, and these people had like,a small screen to play videos and **** in their car, and they were blaring a porn. Like, the people watching it in the car were gross unclean hamplanets. When the woman handed me money, she had a cigarette in her hand with the money and about burned me. They did not lower the volume of the porn. Like, i could see it through the drive thru window

Idk man, it just disgusted me that people can get that low.

ohoh something that cracked me up yesterday, so there's this new kid right, he's like 16 dumb as ****
There was a happy meal that said it was to go
so the kid starts putting the happy meal box after it was complete into a to go bag
#342 to #341 - iamthepapercut (04/05/2015) [-]
Jesus christ how horrifying, so glad I don't mess with drive through   
   
I've never gotten something that extreme from a customer at least. Did have a crew member freak out and punch a hole in one of the registers because him and his girlfriend got in a fight over him thinking she was 			*******		 a manager. She actually wasn't, but now about a month and a half later they've broken up, she quit, and is dating said manager.
Jesus christ how horrifying, so glad I don't mess with drive through

I've never gotten something that extreme from a customer at least. Did have a crew member freak out and punch a hole in one of the registers because him and his girlfriend got in a fight over him thinking she was ******* a manager. She actually wasn't, but now about a month and a half later they've broken up, she quit, and is dating said manager.
#343 to #342 - miscarriage (04/05/2015) [-]
that's pretty funny

Buut ima gobed now. Night blondie
User avatar #344 to #343 - iamthepapercut (04/05/2015) [-]
The ******* store is nothing but concentrated drama I swear

noot fig <4
User avatar #320 - iamthepapercut (03/08/2015) [-]
 
User avatar #318 - neppy (03/05/2015) [-]
poopoocoot
User avatar #321 to #319 - neppy (03/08/2015) [-]
i luv u
#323 to #321 - iamthepapercut (03/19/2015) [-]
it says you're online

but you're not online
User avatar #322 to #321 - iamthepapercut (03/08/2015) [-]
sup fig
User avatar #311 - nelliel (02/19/2015) [-]
i love you mom
User avatar #312 to #311 - iamthepapercut (02/19/2015) [-]
How are you talking when you should be eating ass
#313 to #312 - nelliel (02/19/2015) [-]
i'm talking into your ass
User avatar #314 to #313 - iamthepapercut (02/19/2015) [-]
That explains the echo
User avatar #307 - gugek ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Good morning, i hope you have a great day today friend!
User avatar #308 to #307 - iamthepapercut (01/27/2015) [-]
Cock goblin
User avatar #302 - poppies (01/09/2015) [-]
okay
#295 to #294 - mercyburris (09/23/2014) [-]
hello internet police...
hello internet police...
#282 to #268 - anon (08/09/2014) [-]
So my IP's been unbanned, but not my accounts

gg big brother admin
#284 to #283 - anon (08/10/2014) [-]
rip me
User avatar #269 to #268 - iamthepapercut (06/22/2014) [-]
I'm about to leave tho
User avatar #272 to #271 - miscarriage (06/22/2014) [-]
why weren't we frends homo
User avatar #273 to #272 - iamthepapercut (06/22/2014) [-]
I just don't think I added you on this account, I dunno
User avatar #278 to #274 - iamthepapercut (06/22/2014) [-]
k bye tho
User avatar #276 to #274 - iamthepapercut (06/22/2014) [-]
wait that isn't fj's room lol
User avatar #275 to #274 - iamthepapercut (06/22/2014) [-]
srsly though I have to go

so yeah

Moreover why were my privileges removed on plug
User avatar #277 to #275 - miscarriage (06/22/2014) [-]
see ya

and this is a different plug, so you never had privs there
User avatar #279 to #277 - iamthepapercut (06/22/2014) [-]
I NOTICED OKAY

GAWD
User avatar #263 - twi (04/28/2014) [-]
fart eat
User avatar #264 to #263 - iamthepapercut (04/28/2014) [-]
how rood can you get
#224 - miscarriage (03/30/2014) [-]
look how ******* cute she is

but like
what she's doing
User avatar #225 to #224 - iamthepapercut (03/30/2014) [-]
I'm guessing amphetamines
User avatar #245 to #225 - miscarriage (03/30/2014) [-]
rmemeber when we played pokemon lol
User avatar #246 to #245 - iamthepapercut (03/30/2014) [-]
*******

I'm trying to do too much stuff I swear

There's games, porn, people, computer security, school work, family, news/politics, and browsing this site

It's too ******* much

I can't stay with one thing for more than a week anymore
User avatar #247 to #246 - miscarriage (03/30/2014) [-]
I know that feel
User avatar #226 to #225 - miscarriage (03/30/2014) [-]
Yah

so many pictures, blondie
User avatar #227 to #226 - iamthepapercut (03/30/2014) [-]
I have a similar problem with loli

7500 pictures and counting
User avatar #228 to #227 - miscarriage (03/30/2014) [-]
give me all of it
User avatar #229 to #228 - iamthepapercut (03/30/2014) [-]
You've probably seen most of it

I got the majority from dropboxes
User avatar #230 to #229 - miscarriage (03/30/2014) [-]
oh, oki den
User avatar #231 to #230 - iamthepapercut (03/30/2014) [-]
www.dropbox.com/sc/b1nuehdek0ccdfn/SVi_7G1cR4

Here's the link to my dropbox of it though

I made it a couple months back, in it are the contents of a couple other dropboxes and my collection at the time
User avatar #232 to #231 - miscarriage (03/30/2014) [-]
fav'd : )
User avatar #233 to #232 - iamthepapercut (03/30/2014) [-]
You know the other day I had the idea to sort my loli into hardcore, softcore, and clothed categories

Then I remembered that I have over 7 thousand ******* pictures

Even if I could somehow magically sort them at a picture a second it would still take over two straight hours of work
User avatar #234 to #233 - miscarriage (03/30/2014) [-]
only 2 hours?
User avatar #235 to #234 - iamthepapercut (03/30/2014) [-]
Straight

Going a picture a second 60 p/m * 60 minutes in an hour, 3600 pics an hour, times 2 is 7200 plus another 300 pictures so another 5 minutes

Which is moving at ludicrous speed
User avatar #236 to #235 - miscarriage (03/30/2014) [-]
lel, wow

god i love loli
#237 to #236 - iamthepapercut (03/30/2014) [-]
I was just going through my folder and found this

puu.sh/7P3iy.jpg

I don't even know where the **** I found it, let alone why or when I saved it
User avatar #239 to #238 - iamthepapercut (03/30/2014) [-]
Damn straight
User avatar #240 to #239 - miscarriage (03/30/2014) [-]
omg, the pages of pictures of her just keep going
User avatar #241 to #240 - iamthepapercut (03/30/2014) [-]
If only I could find a source of spider porn like that

Have I ever mentioned that I like spider porn

I like spider porn
User avatar #242 to #241 - miscarriage (03/30/2014) [-]
you shoudl talk to twi aboot that
User avatar #243 to #242 - iamthepapercut (03/30/2014) [-]
He's into egg laying and impregnation and **** though

I'm rarely in the mood for that
User avatar #244 to #243 - miscarriage (03/30/2014) [-]
ohh.. hmm

nevermind then
User avatar #221 - iamthepapercut (03/26/2014) [-]
FETISHES
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90's work-out suits This isn't the right name of what I'm thinking about I'm sure but it's the only name that comes to my mind so **** you
Abuse
Anal beads
Auto fellatio
Bestiality
Bukkake
Bulging
Butt plugs
Cat boys
Cat girls
Choking
Cock rings
Cross-dressing
Decapitation
Dominant (but not manly) women
Feminine men
Furry
Futa
Gangbangs
Giving oral (both genders)
Height differences
Herms
Klismaphilia
Light bondage
Loli
IRL Loli
Nature
Necrophilia
Panties
Pegging
Public masturbation
Rape
Self-Love That is to say I really want a clone of myself to **** at my leisure, I don't know a name for it
Slime girls
Sounding
Spiders
Stabbing
Tentacles
Tongues
Traps
Vore
White Pants
Women sitting on toilets

and bread this one time but I don't like to talk about it
User avatar #325 to #221 - iamthepapercut (03/21/2015) [-]
Fetish List

80's aerobics outfits
Abuse
Anal beads
Anime pussy
Auto fellatio
Bestiality
Bukkake
Bulging
Butt plugs
Cat boys
Cat girls
Choking
Cock rings
Cross-dressing
Decapitation
Dominant women
Feminine men who aren't annoying fairy *****
Furry No fursuits or any of that faggot ****
Futa
Gangbangs
Giving oral (both genders)
Height differences
Herms
Kidnapping
Klismaphilia
Leashes
Light bondage Almost all bondage
Loli
IRL Loli
Nature
Necrophilia
Panties
Pegging
Public masturbation
Rape
Selfcest That is to say I really want a clone of myself to **** at my leisure
Slave
Slime girls
Sounding
Spiders
Stabbing
Suffocation
Tentacles, Tongues, Traps, Vore, White Pants, Women sitting on toilets, and I fapped to bread this one time but I don't like to talk about it
User avatar #222 to #221 - joshlol (03/26/2014) [-]
alphabetical nice
User avatar #223 to #222 - iamthepapercut (03/26/2014) [-]
Had to keep it organized to avoid duplicates
#212 - iamthepapercut (03/14/2014) [-]
miscarriage

pokemonshowdown.com/replay/ou-98248128

That ******* battle went on forever
User avatar #213 to #212 - miscarriage (03/14/2014) [-]
wow lol

i've never had an OU ranking as high as yours :c
User avatar #214 to #213 - iamthepapercut (03/14/2014) [-]
I don't even really know how to read that chart lol
User avatar #215 to #214 - miscarriage (03/14/2014) [-]
it's simplee
User avatar #216 to #215 - iamthepapercut (03/14/2014) [-]
But like

What do the numbers mean

elo, gxe, glicko-1 I mean what the ****
User avatar #217 to #216 - miscarriage (03/14/2014) [-]
Yah i dunno those

i just know the rankings

soooo, the important bits
User avatar #218 to #217 - iamthepapercut (03/14/2014) [-]
Which one's the ******* ranking then
User avatar #219 to #218 - miscarriage (03/14/2014) [-]
ohh
elo
#123 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
miscarriage

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-97672281

Critdra spooks people the **** out, I didn't even get to use focus energy

This has happened like three times today lol
User avatar #203 to #123 - miscarriage (03/13/2014) [-]
mhmmm
#208 to #203 - iamthepapercut (03/13/2014) [-]
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogondoubles-75588440

These are amazing

He swept every pokemon on the field

Including his own
User avatar #211 to #208 - miscarriage (03/13/2014) [-]
lel yeh, i watched that one

11 pokemon sweep

******* +230 some ladder ranking
#207 to #203 - iamthepapercut (03/13/2014) [-]
Dear lord   
   
Okay I don't like stalling in general, it's boring and generally requires no thought   
   
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons7322360   
   
But this   
   
This is stalling on a previously unknown level. He ran the guy until he ran out of pp for his moves
Dear lord

Okay I don't like stalling in general, it's boring and generally requires no thought

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons7322360

But this

This is stalling on a previously unknown level. He ran the guy until he ran out of pp for his moves
User avatar #210 to #207 - miscarriage (03/13/2014) [-]
wowowow
#206 to #203 - iamthepapercut (03/13/2014) [-]
Oh god lol   
   
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-20651579   
   
A team based entirely around assist + v create   
   
It's beautiful
Oh god lol

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-20651579

A team based entirely around assist + v create

It's beautiful
User avatar #209 to #206 - miscarriage (03/13/2014) [-]
damn lol
User avatar #184 to #183 - iamthepapercut (03/13/2014) [-]
o

because apparently there's a move that removes abilities. You could use it on him and proceed to destroy stuff

but nevermind then
User avatar #185 to #184 - miscarriage (03/13/2014) [-]
good thought tho
User avatar #186 to #185 - iamthepapercut (03/13/2014) [-]
People who don't nickname their pokemon are boring

I made slaking a female and named it Death by snu nu
User avatar #187 to #186 - miscarriage (03/13/2014) [-]
i'm pretty boring i guess

My froslass on one of my teams is called FrossyAkaFATBCHAHAHAHA
#188 to #187 - iamthepapercut (03/13/2014) [-]
I hue'd   
   
also aren't most of yours nicknamed   
   
all that I've seen have been
I hue'd

also aren't most of yours nicknamed

all that I've seen have been
User avatar #189 to #188 - miscarriage (03/13/2014) [-]
nah they're not
User avatar #192 to #191 - iamthepapercut (03/13/2014) [-]
What item does electric spider faggot have
User avatar #193 to #192 - miscarriage (03/13/2014) [-]
wide lens
User avatar #194 to #193 - iamthepapercut (03/13/2014) [-]
I'm assuming you gave it swarm instead of compound eyes as an ability then?
User avatar #195 to #194 - miscarriage (03/13/2014) [-]
i gave it compound eyes lol

because it's basically a 100% accuracy thunder since thunder only has 70% chance of hitting
User avatar #196 to #195 - iamthepapercut (03/13/2014) [-]
but it already gets like 91 accuracy then

You'd be better off with a focus sash to make sure it actually gets off one move because low defense

I almost got swept by someone running that build once
User avatar #197 to #196 - miscarriage (03/13/2014) [-]
hmhmhm.. I dunno
User avatar #198 to #197 - iamthepapercut (03/13/2014) [-]
I don't know put on the team with slaking
User avatar #199 to #198 - miscarriage (03/13/2014) [-]
www.smogon.com/forums/threads/team-cb-slaking.74105/
try this
i dunno tho, since the pokemon pictures won't load
User avatar #200 to #199 - iamthepapercut (03/13/2014) [-]
Missy I can use google

I wanted to set up my own

Also I want to use your hawlucha with it, what's your set up on it. Named it PropertyOfMissy btw
User avatar #201 to #200 - miscarriage (03/13/2014) [-]
lel oh

(Hawlucha) @ Power Herb
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP
Adamant Nature
- High Jump Kick
- Swords Dance
- Stone Edge
- Sky Attack
User avatar #161 to #123 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
it's cos of lag
User avatar #163 to #161 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
I canceled it like 30 seconds before the move ended up being made

das a lot of lag
User avatar #165 to #163 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-97817706 i thought he was going to kill me
#166 to #165 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
>using bounce
>dem earthquakes

lol, nice though

Also dis ending pokemonshowdown.com/replay/randombattle-97818219
User avatar #167 to #166 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
lel explosion

retaliate is gud
User avatar #168 to #167 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
ye

Retaliate + ded pokemon + slaking = enemy's **** gets ******
User avatar #169 to #168 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
you should make a different team with slaking
User avatar #170 to #169 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
lol yeah

send in a low defense pokemon with focus sash/sturdy that knows stealth rock and a priority move

Let it die, slaking rapes whatever happens to be in it's way at the time. With stab and after ded pokemon, that's a power of 210. Too bad it can't learn explosion, that would be 2 op
User avatar #171 to #170 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
lel, that'd be gud
User avatar #172 to #171 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
Also slaking could potentially rape absolutely anything in hackmon

It has a 160 base attack stat. 1- ******** 60. Only deoxys and rampardos have higher
User avatar #173 to #172 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
lel neat
User avatar #174 to #173 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
lel neat urself
User avatar #175 to #174 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
omg

lemme fite u later
User avatar #176 to #175 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
You mean when I build a team with slaking or just a general fight

Also I love it's description puu.sh/7tbgq.png I want to be a slaking when I grow up
User avatar #177 to #176 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
yeee
slaking

also lel me too
User avatar #178 to #177 - iamthepapercut (03/13/2014) [-]
hmmm

Should I use choice band with it or life orb

Or something else
User avatar #179 to #178 - miscarriage (03/13/2014) [-]
choice band would be good
User avatar #180 to #179 - iamthepapercut (03/13/2014) [-]
life orb would give more maneuverability though

Like if someone sends out a rock, I have earthquake

Ghost, night slash

etc
User avatar #181 to #180 - miscarriage (03/13/2014) [-]
mm.. maybe
User avatar #182 to #181 - iamthepapercut (03/13/2014) [-]
Do you do double battles?
User avatar #164 to #163 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
yeh :T
User avatar #124 to #123 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
lel that's a great strategy with the light screen and reflect
User avatar #125 to #124 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
ye

I fought a dude earlier today though with every pokemon knowing either one or both screens and wil-o-wasp, sometimes with substitute

I got so bored I left
User avatar #129 to #125 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
nope i was right the first time
cloyster
User avatar #128 to #125 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
owait
not cloyster, hawlucha
User avatar #127 to #125 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
i had one battle that took ******* forever but i finally won

he took out my volcarona, cuppy cake, and cloyster right off the bat

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-97495235
#139 to #127 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
&quot;			*******		 bitch, your mother&quot;   
   
What a 			*******		 faggot   
   
The only time I'm a sore loser is when the other person's a sore winner. Like the time I fought a guy doing something similar to the screen guy I mentioned before, but I stayed the whole time. I lost and said &quot;kinda pussy strategy, but gg&quot; To which he replied &quot;lol I still won didn't i nerd&quot;
" ******* bitch, your mother"

What a ******* faggot

The only time I'm a sore loser is when the other person's a sore winner. Like the time I fought a guy doing something similar to the screen guy I mentioned before, but I stayed the whole time. I lost and said "kinda pussy strategy, but gg" To which he replied "lol I still won didn't i nerd"
User avatar #142 to #140 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
lel

At least it wasn't a one turn forfeit. I hate those

I'm waiting for the one that just looks at one of our teams and quits right off the bat
User avatar #144 to #142 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
lol, these monotype teams look scary compared to a bug type team

like fire
but i won two against fire teams
User avatar #146 to #144 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
Okay what the ****

I'm looking for a steel move for lucario other than bullet punch because only 40 base power and I have extremespeed for priority, and steel types have **** for attack move pools.

Then I get to meteor mash and am like "Wow that's pretty kick ass, why haven't I heard of it already"

Yeah Lucario can't ******* learn it, but clefairy, ******* clefairy, can. Learns it by leveling up no less

The move description is "The target is hit with a hard punch fired like a meteor. It may also raise the user's Attack." How the **** does that fit clefairy and not lucario, especially since it would make a ******* KILLER counter for fairy types

I am upset
User avatar #147 to #146 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
**** ***** , that sucks
are fairies a problem for you
User avatar #148 to #147 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
You're god damn right

Only to the extent that I have nothing that gets super effective on them. I was mainly just looking for another stab move for lucario that wasn't fighting, the fairy bit was a bonus. Not enough people use them for me to be concerned
User avatar #149 to #148 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
Mm.. I see

This bug team rapes

also try finding a poison move for him maybe?
User avatar #150 to #149 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
Bug types have been improving in leaps and bounds since gen III, and nobody plans for them

It just generally pisses me off that fairy types are only weak to poison and steel, the two most underwhelming and underused types offensively imo.

I could give gengar sludge bomb, but I'll have to either sacrifice thunderbolt or toxic, and toxic is important and thunderbolt gives nice coverage. I dunno
User avatar #151 to #150 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
Mm.. I dunno man..

uhmmm... just check over your pokemon and see if you can find any steel/poison moves that would be helpful and replace something
User avatar #152 to #151 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
I gave jirachi iron head in place of u-turn since it does basically nothing for my critdra set when jirachi moves first, and gave gengar sludge bomb on all others

brb eating
User avatar #153 to #152 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
ah good choice

alrightt
User avatar #155 to #154 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
welcome back
User avatar #162 to #156 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
it's cause i threwa team together that was kinda crappy
no strategy
User avatar #159 to #156 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
lol he won
User avatar #160 to #159 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
o

didn't think he'd be any good
User avatar #157 to #156 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
yee
fiting twi
User avatar #158 to #157 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
I wanna seeeee

Also i hate this thing's interface sometimes

Like I accidentally chose thunder wave when fighting a ground type, canceled it, chose hypnosis instead, and it threw thunder wave anyway and lost me the match, ******* ghey
User avatar #141 to #140 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
dat shadowsneak tho
User avatar #143 to #141 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
Yeah that sword faggot is pretty cul

Very limited use though, you can only really attack
User avatar #145 to #143 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
yeee

i have him on my ghost team
User avatar #137 to #127 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
lol yeah, nidoking's basically your worst enemy

jesus christ, stealth rock + spikes would rape that guy. He changes out waaaaay too much
User avatar #138 to #137 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
lel ye
User avatar #126 to #125 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
well his strategy worked i guess...
#130 to #126 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
>strategy

Yeah okay
User avatar #132 to #130 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
fite my bug team bby
User avatar #134 to #132 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
Can't atm cooking supper
User avatar #136 to #134 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
o oki
User avatar #131 to #130 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
:^)

it's just annoying i guess
User avatar #133 to #131 - iamthepapercut (03/12/2014) [-]
Ye

And the fact that he kept saying "very stall" "much wait"

I don't like playing with people that overdo safety anyway, let alone autistic ones
User avatar #135 to #133 - miscarriage (03/12/2014) [-]
holy **** that's cancerous
#87 to #49 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-97205510   
   
There will never be another team I build, on that site or in a game, that doesn't have a houndoom. I thought that 			****		 was over   
   
2metal4ou
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-97205510

There will never be another team I build, on that site or in a game, that doesn't have a houndoom. I thought that **** was over

2metal4ou
User avatar #90 to #87 - miscarriage (03/11/2014) [-]
that was really good lol
User avatar #92 to #90 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
replay. pokemonshowdown (dis a dot) com/ou-97338025

tfw url deleted
User avatar #91 to #90 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
Ye

Also I have concluded that with a bit of luck, my Kingdra set up is the ultimate wall breaker. It holds a razor claw (crit rate +1) and knows focus energy (crit rate +2). Using gen VI crit calculation, that means it always lands a critical hit, and after one dragon dance it usually hits first and has 150% the attack along with stab outrage. And to make it even better, it's only weaknesses are dragon and fairy.

[url deleted]

Buffed faggy is 2stronk

Why did you introduce me to this **** you sick bastard I can't stop
User avatar #93 to #91 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
And I forgot, it has the Sniper ability, so it also does 150% damage with critical hits
User avatar #95 to #93 - miscarriage (03/11/2014) [-]
play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-97416599 lel i made him waste his time bulking up
User avatar #96 to #95 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
das not the link to the replay, it's the link to the room
User avatar #102 to #100 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
Also btw I'm testing an anti-moth build of my team
User avatar #104 to #102 - miscarriage (03/11/2014) [-]
did you perfect it
User avatar #105 to #104 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
Had to eat dinner so I only had the opportunity for one battle and the guy threw the one thing that could threaten it

I still won but not by the margin I wanted

Also I renamed Kingdra [url deleted]
User avatar #115 to #107 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
Cuppycake it ******* hardcore
User avatar #117 to #116 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
*******

I can't find a good team to test it on
User avatar #118 to #117 - miscarriage (03/11/2014) [-]
test it on mine
User avatar #119 to #118 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
Not yet figgit
User avatar #121 to #120 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
i don't think it's going to work well
User avatar #110 to #106 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
The puush one I posted
User avatar #112 to #110 - miscarriage (03/11/2014) [-]
link on pokemonshowdown
User avatar #108 to #106 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
Wait is that link deleted for you
User avatar #109 to #108 - miscarriage (03/11/2014) [-]
ya it is
User avatar #113 to #109 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
o

It's named Critdra now :^)
User avatar #114 to #113 - miscarriage (03/11/2014) [-]
wowlol
User avatar #103 to #102 - miscarriage (03/11/2014) [-]
lel o
User avatar #101 to #100 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
"omg moooooom guy online derailed my only strategy ;~~~~~;"
User avatar #97 to #94 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
Seriously though I think I'm getting addicted to this **** , help me
User avatar #99 to #97 - miscarriage (03/11/2014) [-]
me too m8
#86 to #49 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-97202030   
   
I would rather lose than have this happen repeatedly   
   
like   
   
is my team that scary to these faggots
replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-97202030

I would rather lose than have this happen repeatedly

like

is my team that scary to these faggots
User avatar #89 to #85 - miscarriage (03/11/2014) [-]
that took a lot of strategy
User avatar #71 to #49 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
What's the item you gave cloister
User avatar #72 to #71 - miscarriage (03/11/2014) [-]
focus sash
User avatar #73 to #72 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
I thought it was something that made multi-hit moves always hit the max times or something
User avatar #75 to #73 - miscarriage (03/11/2014) [-]
err
skill link
User avatar #74 to #73 - miscarriage (03/11/2014) [-]
nah, that's it's ability
multi link
User avatar #76 to #74 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
oh neat
User avatar #77 to #76 - miscarriage (03/11/2014) [-]
yehh

that with icicle spear, rock blast, rapid spin for obstacles if you can get it in, and shell smash
2gud
User avatar #78 to #77 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
cloister confirmed for op
User avatar #81 to #80 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
Can't watch now, in a battle

Last time I tried to watch one and batter my browser crashed
User avatar #82 to #81 - miscarriage (03/11/2014) [-]
lol o

alright good luck
ima gobed
and i just died after 5 wins
User avatar #84 to #82 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
I hate people that take forever on every move

Like holy **** it's a ******* game who cares
User avatar #88 to #84 - miscarriage (03/11/2014) [-]
ye me too
User avatar #83 to #82 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
lel no I'm going to lose

noot
User avatar #79 to #78 - miscarriage (03/11/2014) [-]
yeee
User avatar #50 to #49 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
top lel
User avatar #52 to #51 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
Best moveset ever
User avatar #54 to #52 - miscarriage (03/11/2014) [-]
*******
people kept 1 hit KOing me so i couldn't do it
User avatar #61 to #60 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
No more crying faggot
User avatar #67 to #66 - iamthepapercut (03/11/2014) [-]
******* lol, dat confusion

Also anyone who uses legendaries is a fag
User avatar #68 to #67 - miscarriage (03/11/2014) [-]
yeee

heatran should be banned
User avatar #70 to #69 - miscarriage (03/11/2014) [-]
it's legenddaryyy

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-97178754
lelelele
User avatar #47 to #21 - iamthepapercut (03/10/2014) [-]
Wow gay
User avatar #23 to #21 - iamthepapercut (03/10/2014) [-]
Also he uses lame pokemon
User avatar #22 to #21 - iamthepapercut (03/10/2014) [-]
o my

You appear to have a bit of an electric weakness
User avatar #25 to #24 - iamthepapercut (03/10/2014) [-]
I don't like it when people don't finish battles

Like they get to their last pokemon then just quit
User avatar #26 to #25 - miscarriage (03/10/2014) [-]
yah, it's dumb

i've been battling poorly
hacksmon

any pokemon with any ability/moves
User avatar #28 to #26 - iamthepapercut (03/10/2014) [-]
das scary
User avatar #30 to #29 - iamthepapercut (03/10/2014) [-]
You should give every pokemon wonder guard and see what happens
User avatar #31 to #30 - miscarriage (03/10/2014) [-]
that didn't work lol

we both had a few pokemon with it

he kept ******* using giratina with prankster and kept using spore with substitute

was ********
then he used heal order with it
User avatar #33 to #32 - miscarriage (03/10/2014) [-]
lol

sec doing haxmon battle

i'll show you replay afterwards okay
User avatar #40 to #37 - miscarriage (03/10/2014) [-]
ima lose
User avatar #41 to #40 - iamthepapercut (03/10/2014) [-]
it's okay
User avatar #42 to #41 - miscarriage (03/10/2014) [-]
i lost

fite me
User avatar #43 to #42 - iamthepapercut (03/10/2014) [-]
nu

Have work I have to get done real quick
User avatar #44 to #43 - miscarriage (03/10/2014) [-]
o oki
User avatar #45 to #44 - iamthepapercut (03/10/2014) [-]
Maybe later

But I'm not staying up until 5 ******* am again
User avatar #46 to #45 - miscarriage (03/10/2014) [-]
i have to gobed in like, an hour anyway lol
User avatar #39 to #37 - miscarriage (03/10/2014) [-]
klefki rape
#19 - anon (03/06/2014) [-]
Test
#20 to #19 - anon (03/06/2014) [-]
Test same
User avatar #14 - iamthepapercut (01/05/2014) [-]
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