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I can confirm, I am a fast food restaurant

i rmemebered you worked where i worked

and i thought this was hilarious :p

also i miss u

As a matter of fact I just got off work from that hellhole. Gotta love closing

Yeah, it's been weeks, or months maybe. I don't even get on here much anymore, I just come here first when I open my browser out of habit, look at a couple pictures, glance at what is now /autism/ and leave

that's basically me now

i mean
i comment on content off and on, but other than that, spot on

And **** closing dude. Whenever i had to close, they put me on dishes/first window ;~;

I never have to do dishes. Since people are quitting and getting fired left and right, I get to just run the kitchen by myself until closing, then clean, stock, and close grills. Oh, and collect burns. Super fun

You have multiple burns?

At the moment yeah. One pretty severe. I have a picture if you actually want to see it.

puu.sh/h26oa.jpg taken about 2-3 hours after it happened on monday

holy **** man. That's rough. I haven't gotten a burn from McDicks yet. I tend to get a lot of fry box cuts tho :T

kind of like an upgraded paper cut

lel, I've gotten those before. Surprisingly not while working, happened at home, but know what they're like. Not to mention I cut myself so often on all the stainless steel in the kitchen that I have to carry ******* medical tape in my jacket so I can wrap my hand quickly when it happens

are you just really clumsy?

No, the steel is just really ******* unfinished. When you're moving quick it's easy to graze something and it has no problem slicing straight through glove and skin. God forbid the place pays for metal tables with beveled ******* edges

ah, lol. I guess i haven't been taught how to do grill yet. I'm just really good at all the other positions.

I started in the grill and I don't want to go anywhere else. **** service. The work's harder, but the only people I have to deal with are other employees

I hate dealing with the customers most of the time.

They can get ridiculous
i was in the first window drive thru, and these people had like,a small screen to play videos and **** in their car, and they were blaring a porn. Like, the people watching it in the car were gross unclean hamplanets. When the woman handed me money, she had a cigarette in her hand with the money and about burned me. They did not lower the volume of the porn. Like, i could see it through the drive thru window

Idk man, it just disgusted me that people can get that low.

ohoh something that cracked me up yesterday, so there's this new kid right, he's like 16 dumb as ****
There was a happy meal that said it was to go
so the kid starts putting the happy meal box after it was complete into a to go bag

Jesus christ how horrifying, so glad I don't mess with drive through

I've never gotten something that extreme from a customer at least. Did have a crew member freak out and punch a hole in one of the registers because him and his girlfriend got in a fight over him thinking she was ******* a manager. She actually wasn't, but now about a month and a half later they've broken up, she quit, and is dating said manager.

that's pretty funny

Buut ima gobed now. Night blondie

The ******* store is nothing but concentrated drama I swear

noot fig <4

i luv u

it says you're online

but you're not online

sup fig

How are you talking when you should be eating ass

i'm talking into your ass

That explains the echo

Cock goblin

quite

hello internet police...

:c

;s

I'm about to leave tho

;c

soz

why weren't we frends homo

I just don't think I added you on this account, I dunno

o

k bye tho

****

wait that isn't fj's room lol

srsly though I have to go

so yeah

Moreover why were my privileges removed on plug

see ya

and this is a different plug, so you never had privs there

I NOTICED OKAY

GAWD

leaf

how rood can you get

I'm guessing amphetamines

rmemeber when we played pokemon lol

*******

I'm trying to do too much stuff I swear

There's games, porn, people, computer security, school work, family, news/politics, and browsing this site

It's too ******* much

I can't stay with one thing for more than a week anymore

I know that feel

Yah

so many pictures, blondie

I have a similar problem with loli

7500 pictures and counting

give me all of it

You've probably seen most of it

I got the majority from dropboxes

oh, oki den

www.dropbox.com/sc/b1nuehdek0ccdfn/SVi_7G1cR4

Here's the link to my dropbox of it though

I made it a couple months back, in it are the contents of a couple other dropboxes and my collection at the time

fav'd : )

You know the other day I had the idea to sort my loli into hardcore, softcore, and clothed categories

Then I remembered that I have over 7 thousand ******* pictures

Even if I could somehow magically sort them at a picture a second it would still take over two straight hours of work

only 2 hours?

Straight

Going a picture a second 60 p/m * 60 minutes in an hour, 3600 pics an hour, times 2 is 7200 plus another 300 pictures so another 5 minutes

Which is moving at ludicrous speed

lel, wow

god i love loli

I was just going through my folder and found this

puu.sh/7P3iy.jpg

I don't even know where the **** I found it, let alone why or when I saved it

sexy :%)

Damn straight

omg, the pages of pictures of her just keep going

If only I could find a source of spider porn like that

Have I ever mentioned that I like spider porn

I like spider porn

you shoudl talk to twi aboot that

He's into egg laying and impregnation and **** though

I'm rarely in the mood for that

ohh.. hmm

nevermind then

Fetish List

80's aerobics outfits
Abuse
Anal beads
Anime pussy
Auto fellatio
Bestiality
Bukkake
Bulging
Butt plugs
Cat boys
Cat girls
Choking
Cock rings
Cross-dressing
Decapitation
Dominant women
Feminine men who aren't annoying fairy *****
Furry No fursuits or any of that faggot ****
Futa
Gangbangs
Giving oral (both genders)
Height differences
Herms
Kidnapping
Klismaphilia
Leashes
Light bondage Almost all bondage
Loli
IRL Loli
Nature
Necrophilia
Panties
Pegging
Public masturbation
Rape
Selfcest That is to say I really want a clone of myself to **** at my leisure
Slave
Slime girls
Sounding
Spiders
Stabbing
Suffocation
Tentacles, Tongues, Traps, Vore, White Pants, Women sitting on toilets, and I fapped to bread this one time but I don't like to talk about it

alphabetical nice

Had to keep it organized to avoid duplicates

wow lol

i've never had an OU ranking as high as yours :c

I don't even really know how to read that chart lol

it's simplee

But like

What do the numbers mean

elo, gxe, glicko-1 I mean what the ****

Yah i dunno those

i just know the rankings

soooo, the important bits

Which one's the ******* ranking then

ohh
elo

mhmmm

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/smogondoubles-75588440

These are amazing

He swept every pokemon on the field

Including his own

lel yeh, i watched that one

11 pokemon sweep

******* +230 some ladder ranking

Dear lord

Okay I don't like stalling in general, it's boring and generally requires no thought

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/balancedhackmons7322360

But this

This is stalling on a previously unknown level. He ran the guy until he ran out of pp for his moves

wowowow

Oh god lol

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-20651579

A team based entirely around assist + v create

It's beautiful

damn lol

nop

o

because apparently there's a move that removes abilities. You could use it on him and proceed to destroy stuff

but nevermind then

good thought tho

People who don't nickname their pokemon are boring

I made slaking a female and named it Death by snu nu

i'm pretty boring i guess

My froslass on one of my teams is called FrossyAkaFATBCHAHAHAHA

I hue'd

also aren't most of yours nicknamed

all that I've seen have been

nah they're not

ghey

i will thooo

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/oumonotype-97839233
this was scary

What item does electric spider faggot have

wide lens

I'm assuming you gave it swarm instead of compound eyes as an ability then?

i gave it compound eyes lol

because it's basically a 100% accuracy thunder since thunder only has 70% chance of hitting

but it already gets like 91 accuracy then

You'd be better off with a focus sash to make sure it actually gets off one move because low defense

I almost got swept by someone running that build once

hmhmhm.. I dunno

I don't know put on the team with slaking

www.smogon.com/forums/threads/team-cb-slaking.74105/
try this
i dunno tho, since the pokemon pictures won't load

Missy I can use google

I wanted to set up my own

Also I want to use your hawlucha with it, what's your set up on it. Named it PropertyOfMissy btw

lel oh

(Hawlucha) @ Power Herb
Ability: Unburden
EVs: 252 Spd / 252 Atk / 4 HP
Adamant Nature
- High Jump Kick
- Swords Dance
- Stone Edge
- Sky Attack

thx puu.sh/7teRj.png

it's cos of lag

I canceled it like 30 seconds before the move ended up being made

das a lot of lag

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-97817706 i thought he was going to kill me

>using bounce
>dem earthquakes

lol, nice though

Also dis ending pokemonshowdown.com/replay/randombattle-97818219

lel explosion

retaliate is gud

ye

Retaliate + ded pokemon + slaking = enemy's **** gets ******

you should make a different team with slaking

lol yeah

send in a low defense pokemon with focus sash/sturdy that knows stealth rock and a priority move

Let it die, slaking rapes whatever happens to be in it's way at the time. With stab and after ded pokemon, that's a power of 210. Too bad it can't learn explosion, that would be 2 op

lel, that'd be gud

Also slaking could potentially rape absolutely anything in hackmon

It has a 160 base attack stat. 1- ******** 60. Only deoxys and rampardos have higher

lel neat

lel neat urself

omg

lemme fite u later

You mean when I build a team with slaking or just a general fight

Also I love it's description puu.sh/7tbgq.png I want to be a slaking when I grow up

yeee
slaking

also lel me too

hmmm

Should I use choice band with it or life orb

Or something else

choice band would be good

life orb would give more maneuverability though

Like if someone sends out a rock, I have earthquake

Ghost, night slash

etc

mm.. maybe

Do you do double battles?

yeh :T

lel that's a great strategy with the light screen and reflect

ye

I fought a dude earlier today though with every pokemon knowing either one or both screens and wil-o-wasp, sometimes with substitute

I got so bored I left

nope i was right the first time
cloyster

owait
not cloyster, hawlucha

i had one battle that took ******* forever but i finally won

he took out my volcarona, cuppy cake, and cloyster right off the bat

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-97495235

" ******* bitch, your mother"

What a ******* faggot

The only time I'm a sore loser is when the other person's a sore winner. Like the time I fought a guy doing something similar to the screen guy I mentioned before, but I stayed the whole time. I lost and said "kinda pussy strategy, but gg" To which he replied "lol I still won didn't i nerd"

wow

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/oumonotype-97793539 this was fast forfeit

lel

At least it wasn't a one turn forfeit. I hate those

I'm waiting for the one that just looks at one of our teams and quits right off the bat

lol, these monotype teams look scary compared to a bug type team

like fire
but i won two against fire teams

Okay what the ****

I'm looking for a steel move for lucario other than bullet punch because only 40 base power and I have extremespeed for priority, and steel types have **** for attack move pools.

Then I get to meteor mash and am like "Wow that's pretty kick ass, why haven't I heard of it already"

Yeah Lucario can't ******* learn it, but clefairy, ******* clefairy, can. Learns it by leveling up no less

The move description is "The target is hit with a hard punch fired like a meteor. It may also raise the user's Attack." How the **** does that fit clefairy and not lucario, especially since it would make a ******* KILLER counter for fairy types

I am upset

**** ***** , that sucks
are fairies a problem for you

You're god damn right

Only to the extent that I have nothing that gets super effective on them. I was mainly just looking for another stab move for lucario that wasn't fighting, the fairy bit was a bonus. Not enough people use them for me to be concerned

Mm.. I see

This bug team rapes

also try finding a poison move for him maybe?

Bug types have been improving in leaps and bounds since gen III, and nobody plans for them

It just generally pisses me off that fairy types are only weak to poison and steel, the two most underwhelming and underused types offensively imo.

I could give gengar sludge bomb, but I'll have to either sacrifice thunderbolt or toxic, and toxic is important and thunderbolt gives nice coverage. I dunno

Mm.. I dunno man..

uhmmm... just check over your pokemon and see if you can find any steel/poison moves that would be helpful and replace something

I gave jirachi iron head in place of u-turn since it does basically nothing for my critdra set when jirachi moves first, and gave gengar sludge bomb on all others

brb eating

ah good choice

alrightt

k back

welcome back

thx

it's cause i threwa team together that was kinda crappy
no strategy

lol he won

o

didn't think he'd be any good

yee
fiting twi

I wanna seeeee

Also i hate this thing's interface sometimes

Like I accidentally chose thunder wave when fighting a ground type, canceled it, chose hypnosis instead, and it threw thunder wave anyway and lost me the match, ******* ghey

dat shadowsneak tho

Yeah that sword faggot is pretty cul

Very limited use though, you can only really attack

yeee

i have him on my ghost team

lol yeah, nidoking's basically your worst enemy

jesus christ, stealth rock + spikes would rape that guy. He changes out waaaaay too much

lel ye

well his strategy worked i guess...

>strategy

Yeah okay

fite my bug team bby

Can't atm cooking supper

o oki

:^)

it's just annoying i guess

Ye

And the fact that he kept saying "very stall" "much wait"

I don't like playing with people that overdo safety anyway, let alone autistic ones

holy **** that's cancerous

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-97205510

There will never be another team I build, on that site or in a game, that doesn't have a houndoom. I thought that **** was over

2metal4ou

that was really good lol

replay. pokemonshowdown (dis a dot) com/ou-97338025

tfw url deleted

Ye

Also I have concluded that with a bit of luck, my Kingdra set up is the ultimate wall breaker. It holds a razor claw (crit rate +1) and knows focus energy (crit rate +2). Using gen VI crit calculation, that means it always lands a critical hit, and after one dragon dance it usually hits first and has 150% the attack along with stab outrage. And to make it even better, it's only weaknesses are dragon and fairy.

[url deleted]

Buffed faggy is 2stronk

Why did you introduce me to this **** you sick bastard I can't stop

And I forgot, it has the Sniper ability, so it also does 150% damage with critical hits

play.pokemonshowdown.com/battle-ou-97416599 lel i made him waste his time bulking up

das not the link to the replay, it's the link to the room

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-97416599

Also btw I'm testing an anti-moth build of my team

did you perfect it

Had to eat dinner so I only had the opportunity for one battle and the guy threw the one thing that could threaten it

I still won but not by the margin I wanted

Also I renamed Kingdra [url deleted]

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-97454807 thought i was ded

Cuppycake it ******* hardcore

yehh

*******

I can't find a good team to test it on

test it on mine

Not yet figgit

lel

i don't think it's going to work well

lol

lol

The puush one I posted

link on pokemonshowdown

yes

Wait is that link deleted for you

ya it is

o

It's named Critdra now :^)

wowlol

lel o

"omg moooooom guy online derailed my only strategy ;~~~~~;"

o

damn *****

Seriously though I think I'm getting addicted to this **** , help me

me too m8

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-97202030

I would rather lose than have this happen repeatedly

like

is my team that scary to these faggots

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-97199042

Wow best match ever

that took a lot of strategy

What's the item you gave cloister

focus sash

I thought it was something that made multi-hit moves always hit the max times or something

err
skill link

nah, that's it's ability
multi link

oh neat

yehh

that with icicle spear, rock blast, rapid spin for obstacles if you can get it in, and shell smash
2gud

cloister confirmed for op

replay.pokemonshowdown.com/ou-97179920

Can't watch now, in a battle

Last time I tried to watch one and batter my browser crashed

lol o

alright good luck
ima gobed
and i just died after 5 wins

I hate people that take forever on every move

Like holy **** it's a ******* game who cares

ye me too

lel no I'm going to lose

noot

yeee

top lel

: )

Best moveset ever

*******
people kept 1 hit KOing me so i couldn't do it

cry

am

2sad

5

omg

:C

No more crying faggot

ok