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Date Signed Up:9/16/2012
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#14 - Picture 07/07/2014 on When you finish hot bath 0
#196 - i wouldn't doubt it i have a horrible memory of usernames … 07/07/2014 on I Have The Most Punctual Boner 0
#194 - nice it's always cool to meet a fellow weirdo  [+] (2 new replies) 07/07/2014 on I Have The Most Punctual Boner +1
User avatar #195 - rollmeanddie (07/07/2014) [-]
...I think you've said that to me before.
User avatar #196 - iamsammich (07/07/2014) [-]
i wouldn't doubt it
i have a horrible memory of usernames
but if i have, then hello again!
#14 - please be joking muse is too great to not listen to them a… 07/07/2014 on Stab Caesar +4
#467 - this is one of the reasons i'm terrified of trying anal sex wi…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend +1
#507 - kbvskoolaid (07/07/2014) [-]
i think if you plan ahead you will be okay. i dont think she had gone to the bathroom that day and she had no idea she even did it. i faked it and went to the bathroom to wash up afterwords. we never spoke of it lol
#192 - thanks dude i used to never talk about this stuff. it's re… 07/06/2014 on I Have The Most Punctual Boner 0
#191 - yeah, it's kinda rapey and it makes me feel guilty even if… 07/06/2014 on I Have The Most Punctual Boner 0
#190 - i've got a lot of weirder ******** that i would n…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/06/2014 on I Have The Most Punctual Boner 0
User avatar #193 - rollmeanddie (07/07/2014) [-]
I'm not afraid because of fetishes, believe me. I cater to fetishes quite well, have a shit ton of my own.
#194 - iamsammich (07/07/2014) [-]
nice
it's always cool to meet a fellow weirdo
User avatar #195 - rollmeanddie (07/07/2014) [-]
...I think you've said that to me before.
User avatar #196 - iamsammich (07/07/2014) [-]
i wouldn't doubt it
i have a horrible memory of usernames
but if i have, then hello again!
#189 - i mostly find it creepy just because i'd want to be awake to e… 07/06/2014 on I Have The Most Punctual Boner 0
#383 - junior year of high school i dated a guy he always sa… 07/06/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend +2
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User avatar #9 - kokanum ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
I like that Muse avatar
User avatar #10 to #9 - iamsammich (06/03/2014) [-]
all muse avatars are great
unless they're hating on muse
User avatar #11 to #10 - kokanum ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
Did you go to their 2nd Law tour?
It was amazing!
User avatar #12 to #11 - iamsammich (06/03/2014) [-]
i am a poor woman
i did see them play at voodoofest. that was incredible, especially when i heard the harmonica introduction to knights of cydonia
User avatar #13 to #12 - kokanum ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
Ohhh, that must have been heaven!
User avatar #14 to #13 - iamsammich (06/03/2014) [-]
oh man was it ever
i think that was also whenever they were rolling out fog, and then when the actual song started they revved up a laser show. my first ever laser show, and it was mind-blowing
User avatar #15 to #14 - kokanum ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
Oh wow, you should go see more concerts. That's all they have now, haha! Even Aussie Floyd had them, and it was awesome!
User avatar #16 to #15 - iamsammich (06/03/2014) [-]
yeah, that was my second concert ever. i plan on going to a lot more before i die, especially muse concerts but just concerts in general. they're awesome
User avatar #17 to #16 - kokanum ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
I hope you get the money, hon.
I hope to just live at concerts
User avatar #3 - Lewx (04/25/2014) [-]
Dat Muse though.
User avatar #4 to #3 - iamsammich (04/25/2014) [-]
aww yiss, muse is where it's at
so excited for their new cd
User avatar #5 to #4 - Lewx (04/25/2014) [-]
Favorite song. Go.
User avatar #6 to #5 - iamsammich (04/25/2014) [-]
oh lord ummm i can't pick
first song i ever heard was knights of cydonia but i also like hysteria, their exogenesis symphony, invincible, micro cuts
gah there's too many to pick
User avatar #7 to #6 - Lewx (04/25/2014) [-]
Haha, that's exactly what happens when you ask somebody who's a real fan of the band what their favorite song is.
After much thought i decided mine was Undisclosed Desires.
Wait, no, it's Resistance.
**** , Supremacy is really good too...
DAMN IT.
#8 to #7 - blacktothefuture (04/25/2014) [-]
Don't mind me, just a stranger posting their fave Muse song.   
   
 AHWELLAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't mind me, just a stranger posting their fave Muse song.

AHWELLAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#2 - almostninja (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm not stalking you, but I thought you should know that we've been dating for some time now.
Happy anniversary
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