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iamsammich

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Gender: female
Date Signed Up:9/16/2012
Last Login:4/17/2015
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latest user's comments

#778 - simple i am a sammich 03/31/2015 on Origin of your FJ username +1
#705 - mfw multiple people in new orleans 02/21/2015 on Where is FJ from? 0
#1576 - a sandwich without bread?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2015 on Be vain, post your best... +1
User avatar #1641 - SOUL CRUSHER (02/18/2015) [-]
lol! too funny, thanks for the laugh beautiful. I need to be on my way. Stay coal okay. I'll keep an eye out for you
#1468 - i'm only hot when i'm toasted  [+] (3 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Be vain, post your best... +1
#1518 - SOUL CRUSHER (02/18/2015) [-]
mmm I like my bread a bit dark. Let skip to the good stuff, show me what's underneath all that bread
#1576 - iamsammich (02/18/2015) [-]
a sandwich without bread?
User avatar #1641 - SOUL CRUSHER (02/18/2015) [-]
lol! too funny, thanks for the laugh beautiful. I need to be on my way. Stay coal okay. I'll keep an eye out for you
#1394 - i go hard  [+] (5 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Be vain, post your best... 0
#1432 - SOUL CRUSHER (02/18/2015) [-]
Sweet, I'm mroe of a ballroom dancer but I just picked up break dance , totally cereal.
Oh I almost forgot. You know you're smok'in hot right?
#1468 - iamsammich (02/18/2015) [-]
i'm only hot when i'm toasted
#1518 - SOUL CRUSHER (02/18/2015) [-]
mmm I like my bread a bit dark. Let skip to the good stuff, show me what's underneath all that bread
#1576 - iamsammich (02/18/2015) [-]
a sandwich without bread?
User avatar #1641 - SOUL CRUSHER (02/18/2015) [-]
lol! too funny, thanks for the laugh beautiful. I need to be on my way. Stay coal okay. I'll keep an eye out for you
#1361 - i got in a fight with mardi gras beads and the beads won  [+] (8 new replies) 02/18/2015 on Be vain, post your best... +9
#2128 - becauseoprahsaidso (02/18/2015) [-]
I remember you.
User avatar #1385 - SOUL CRUSHER (02/18/2015) [-]
can you dance?
#1394 - iamsammich (02/18/2015) [-]
i go hard
#1432 - SOUL CRUSHER (02/18/2015) [-]
Sweet, I'm mroe of a ballroom dancer but I just picked up break dance , totally cereal.
Oh I almost forgot. You know you're smok'in hot right?
#1468 - iamsammich (02/18/2015) [-]
i'm only hot when i'm toasted
#1518 - SOUL CRUSHER (02/18/2015) [-]
mmm I like my bread a bit dark. Let skip to the good stuff, show me what's underneath all that bread
#1576 - iamsammich (02/18/2015) [-]
a sandwich without bread?
User avatar #1641 - SOUL CRUSHER (02/18/2015) [-]
lol! too funny, thanks for the laugh beautiful. I need to be on my way. Stay coal okay. I'll keep an eye out for you
#1089 - i was not the first and i shall not be the last 02/08/2015 on Attractive FJers, part 3 +1
#1087 - what is love baby don't hurt me  [+] (2 new replies) 02/08/2015 on Attractive FJers, part 3 +1
User avatar #1088 - becauseoprahsaidso (02/08/2015) [-]
has science gone too far?
#1089 - iamsammich (02/08/2015) [-]
i was not the first
and i shall not be the last
#1086 - heehee thank you your compliments are just fine 02/08/2015 on Attractive FJers, part 3 +1
#900 - thanks dude 02/07/2015 on Attractive FJers, part 3 +1

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#20 to #19 - tridaak (09/05/2014) [-]
How are you?
How are you?
User avatar #9 - kokanum (06/03/2014) [-]
I like that Muse avatar
User avatar #10 to #9 - iamsammich (06/03/2014) [-]
all muse avatars are great
unless they're hating on muse
User avatar #11 to #10 - kokanum (06/03/2014) [-]
Did you go to their 2nd Law tour?
It was amazing!
User avatar #12 to #11 - iamsammich (06/03/2014) [-]
i am a poor woman
i did see them play at voodoofest. that was incredible, especially when i heard the harmonica introduction to knights of cydonia
User avatar #13 to #12 - kokanum (06/03/2014) [-]
Ohhh, that must have been heaven!
User avatar #14 to #13 - iamsammich (06/03/2014) [-]
oh man was it ever
i think that was also whenever they were rolling out fog, and then when the actual song started they revved up a laser show. my first ever laser show, and it was mind-blowing
User avatar #15 to #14 - kokanum (06/03/2014) [-]
Oh wow, you should go see more concerts. That's all they have now, haha! Even Aussie Floyd had them, and it was awesome!
User avatar #16 to #15 - iamsammich (06/03/2014) [-]
yeah, that was my second concert ever. i plan on going to a lot more before i die, especially muse concerts but just concerts in general. they're awesome
User avatar #17 to #16 - kokanum (06/03/2014) [-]
I hope you get the money, hon.
I hope to just live at concerts
User avatar #3 - Lewx (04/25/2014) [-]
Dat Muse though.
User avatar #4 to #3 - iamsammich (04/25/2014) [-]
aww yiss, muse is where it's at
so excited for their new cd
User avatar #5 to #4 - Lewx (04/25/2014) [-]
Favorite song. Go.
User avatar #6 to #5 - iamsammich (04/25/2014) [-]
oh lord ummm i can't pick
first song i ever heard was knights of cydonia but i also like hysteria, their exogenesis symphony, invincible, micro cuts
gah there's too many to pick
User avatar #7 to #6 - Lewx (04/25/2014) [-]
Haha, that's exactly what happens when you ask somebody who's a real fan of the band what their favorite song is.
After much thought i decided mine was Undisclosed Desires.
Wait, no, it's Resistance.
**** , Supremacy is really good too...
DAMN IT.
#8 to #7 - blacktothefuture (04/25/2014) [-]
Don't mind me, just a stranger posting their fave Muse song.   
   
 AHWELLAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't mind me, just a stranger posting their fave Muse song.

AHWELLAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#2 - almostninja (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm not stalking you, but I thought you should know that we've been dating for some time now.
Happy anniversary
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