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#1 - someone needs some pringles 1 hour ago on How Batman signals Alfred 0
#40 - i mean, me and my dude still occasionally bump teeth. it ain't…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/25/2014 on 2 people who've never kissed 0
User avatar #41 - brotherhood (07/25/2014) [-]
i agree its kinda something you pick up
#1632 - i've got two irl friends, my boyfriend and a stray cat who goe… 07/25/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
#38 - bumping teeth is worse than bumping noses i got that, and …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/25/2014 on 2 people who've never kissed +1
User avatar #39 - brotherhood (07/25/2014) [-]
as a guy who likes tongue i've probally done that but when it happpened to me i dropped her like a spider in your morning coffee, same as the teeth thing i was kissing a girl and i was tilt my head to the right hoping she would tilt to my left but she stayed there and our teeth grated for like half a second but it felt like forever so i pulled away and never talked to her again
User avatar #40 - iamsammich (07/25/2014) [-]
i mean, me and my dude still occasionally bump teeth. it ain't no big thing, you just move on. if the girl or guy is a good enough kisser, nose bumps and teeth bumps are worth it. i could never be with somebody if i didn't like their kissing skills. people say that you can teach somebody to be a better kisser, but iiii don't think that's a thing
User avatar #41 - brotherhood (07/25/2014) [-]
i agree its kinda something you pick up
#1619 - i've had this weird feeling for years that i just can't seem t… 07/25/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
#34 - people who wait on purpose to have their first kiss stress me …  [+] (5 new replies) 07/25/2014 on 2 people who've never kissed 0
User avatar #37 - brotherhood (07/25/2014) [-]
i panicked and told the girl to make the first move seven times and we bumped noses a little
User avatar #38 - iamsammich (07/25/2014) [-]
bumping teeth is worse than bumping noses
i got that, and the tongue equivalent of a slimy, not great-tasting slug shoved into my mouth as soon as we started kissing.
don't get me wrong, now i love tongue, but holy shit i was not expecting all of his tongue to just immediately pour into my throat for my first kiss. for two years, any time a guy wanted to kiss me, i would internally panic to the point of shaking. but that's not saying much, i'm like a chihuahua when it comes to shaking
User avatar #39 - brotherhood (07/25/2014) [-]
as a guy who likes tongue i've probally done that but when it happpened to me i dropped her like a spider in your morning coffee, same as the teeth thing i was kissing a girl and i was tilt my head to the right hoping she would tilt to my left but she stayed there and our teeth grated for like half a second but it felt like forever so i pulled away and never talked to her again
User avatar #40 - iamsammich (07/25/2014) [-]
i mean, me and my dude still occasionally bump teeth. it ain't no big thing, you just move on. if the girl or guy is a good enough kisser, nose bumps and teeth bumps are worth it. i could never be with somebody if i didn't like their kissing skills. people say that you can teach somebody to be a better kisser, but iiii don't think that's a thing
User avatar #41 - brotherhood (07/25/2014) [-]
i agree its kinda something you pick up
#92 - thanks man 07/24/2014 on Nipples 0
#512 - eh not really. i think i've got some sort of anemia, or like m… 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
#503 - that's rough man the last time i saw my dad, i didn't even…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
User avatar #516 - ubertaco (07/24/2014) [-]
Yeah my dad left while my mom was pregnant and then my mom left to Tennessee after me and my grandma had a falling out and I decided homelessness was better than staying with people I hate and supposedly my dad pulled an hero a few months back
User avatar #524 - ubertaco (07/24/2014) [-]
My half brother camerons dad is helping me out now though trying to let me see life as a kid
#472 - i've almost definitely got a B12 deficiency too haven't d…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2014 on Feels/depression thread 0
#499 - angryaxolotl (07/24/2014) [-]
do you feel like twitching or tingling sensations in your hand/palm?

That's a sign of B12 deficiency
User avatar #512 - iamsammich (07/24/2014) [-]
eh not really. i think i've got some sort of anemia, or like my intestines specifically have trouble absorbing B12. idk though, i'll have to get a buncha tests before i find out what's wrong. it's mostly my upset stomach, sore joints sometimes (i can't do pushups or go up stairs without some joints complaining), and probably mild, general fatigue
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User avatar #9 - kokanum ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
I like that Muse avatar
User avatar #10 to #9 - iamsammich (06/03/2014) [-]
all muse avatars are great
unless they're hating on muse
User avatar #11 to #10 - kokanum ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
Did you go to their 2nd Law tour?
It was amazing!
User avatar #12 to #11 - iamsammich (06/03/2014) [-]
i am a poor woman
i did see them play at voodoofest. that was incredible, especially when i heard the harmonica introduction to knights of cydonia
User avatar #13 to #12 - kokanum ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
Ohhh, that must have been heaven!
User avatar #14 to #13 - iamsammich (06/03/2014) [-]
oh man was it ever
i think that was also whenever they were rolling out fog, and then when the actual song started they revved up a laser show. my first ever laser show, and it was mind-blowing
User avatar #15 to #14 - kokanum ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
Oh wow, you should go see more concerts. That's all they have now, haha! Even Aussie Floyd had them, and it was awesome!
User avatar #16 to #15 - iamsammich (06/03/2014) [-]
yeah, that was my second concert ever. i plan on going to a lot more before i die, especially muse concerts but just concerts in general. they're awesome
User avatar #17 to #16 - kokanum ONLINE (06/03/2014) [-]
I hope you get the money, hon.
I hope to just live at concerts
User avatar #3 - Lewx (04/25/2014) [-]
Dat Muse though.
User avatar #4 to #3 - iamsammich (04/25/2014) [-]
aww yiss, muse is where it's at
so excited for their new cd
User avatar #5 to #4 - Lewx (04/25/2014) [-]
Favorite song. Go.
User avatar #6 to #5 - iamsammich (04/25/2014) [-]
oh lord ummm i can't pick
first song i ever heard was knights of cydonia but i also like hysteria, their exogenesis symphony, invincible, micro cuts
gah there's too many to pick
User avatar #7 to #6 - Lewx (04/25/2014) [-]
Haha, that's exactly what happens when you ask somebody who's a real fan of the band what their favorite song is.
After much thought i decided mine was Undisclosed Desires.
Wait, no, it's Resistance.
Shit, Supremacy is really good too...
DAMN IT.
#8 to #7 - blacktothefuture (04/25/2014) [-]
Don't mind me, just a stranger posting their fave Muse song.   
   
 AHWELLAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Don't mind me, just a stranger posting their fave Muse song.

AHWELLAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#2 - almostninja ONLINE (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm not stalking you, but I thought you should know that we've been dating for some time now.
Happy anniversary
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