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#65 - The Sith are also chaotic evil by nature, and Jesus is lawful good. 06/02/2013 on jesus is an alien -1
#227 - Picture 06/02/2013 on Josh +1
#114 - He doesn't wear the shorts of a man making an honest living. 06/02/2013 on Eevee +2
#337 - I remember reading that older cities like Paris and London wer… 06/02/2013 on London 0
#161 - Yeah, but now it's a watered-down shitty version of the parts … 06/02/2013 on autism 0
#84 - I've not browsed /b/ in years. I saw a skinned toddler once a…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2013 on autism +2
User avatar #107 - theuglypanda (06/02/2013) [-]
It doesn't have that shit too often any more (´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)
#161 - iamphoenix (06/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, but now it's a watered-down shitty version of the parts of /b/ that I liked from three years ago.
#70 - Time travel is waaaaaaay too dangerous. And if I traveled bac…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/02/2013 on Well fuck +1
#74 - verycoolcat (06/02/2013) [-]
The earth spins at 465 meters a second.
The earth rotates at 18 miles a second.
The solar system revolves around the galaxy at 116 miles a second.
The galaxy is moving between 80 - 180 miles per second.

You would be over 200 miles away from the earth if time travel wasn't effected by gravity, etc.
User avatar #73 - yetaxaa (06/02/2013) [-]
chances are you wouldn't be on Earth at all.
#82 - What board? If it's /fit/, I was probably combing through the…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/02/2013 on autism 0
#83 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh, I was talking about the one on /b/
#84 - iamphoenix (06/02/2013) [-]
I've not browsed /b/ in years. I saw a skinned toddler once and that was the end of that. (´・ω・`)
User avatar #107 - theuglypanda (06/02/2013) [-]
It doesn't have that shit too often any more (´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)
#161 - iamphoenix (06/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, but now it's a watered-down shitty version of the parts of /b/ that I liked from three years ago.
#14 - Accurate.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on A pepsi pease -1
User avatar #18 - thebenders (06/02/2013) [-]
maybe coke an pepsi should switch
#21 - European cities are like that because towns were built to be c…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2013 on London +44
#265 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2013) [-]
you do realise thats not true in both cities/ village areas of england they normaly have twisty roads due to the fact that there was plant life that they didn't want to destroy ,unlike americans who just go oh a a road can go here lets remove all this plant life (no offense to americans) but seriously dont make up bull not all british hate foreigners cities were just built to not destroy surroundingd ,i can say this because i am british my self.
p.s
learn the correct facts before you post.
#337 - iamphoenix (06/02/2013) [-]
I remember reading that older cities like Paris and London were built so it was harder for invading armies to attack.

And I was being facetious, so calm thyself.
#150 - jestersjake (06/02/2013) [-]
Actually they weren't build to become a big city like New York or most other american metropols one day, they just grew over time.
#75 - www.platinumhearts.net/t6115-2ch-love-story-op-and-denko …  [+] (7 new replies) 06/02/2013 on autism +5
User avatar #136 - turbodoosh (06/02/2013) [-]
that was beyond painful.
#81 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh fuck dude, I just read all of that not even 10 minutes ago. Were you in the beta thread on 4chan?
#82 - iamphoenix (06/02/2013) [-]
What board? If it's /fit/, I was probably combing through the beta thread earlier today.
#83 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh, I was talking about the one on /b/
#84 - iamphoenix (06/02/2013) [-]
I've not browsed /b/ in years. I saw a skinned toddler once and that was the end of that. (´・ω・`)
User avatar #107 - theuglypanda (06/02/2013) [-]
It doesn't have that shit too often any more (´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)
#161 - iamphoenix (06/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, but now it's a watered-down shitty version of the parts of /b/ that I liked from three years ago.
#17 - I like to make Indian food so I'll have to try it sometime. I…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2013 on AWWH YISS 0
#18 - freenarative (06/02/2013) [-]
If you make the syrup properly then 1-2 pieces a day will be LOTS. I'm glad I could be of some help.
#15 - I've never had it, unfortunately.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/02/2013 on AWWH YISS 0
#17 - iamphoenix (06/02/2013) [-]
I like to make Indian food so I'll have to try it sometime. It looks pretty tasty.
#18 - freenarative (06/02/2013) [-]
If you make the syrup properly then 1-2 pieces a day will be LOTS. I'm glad I could be of some help.
#13 - Tikka Masala is pretty delicious.  [+] (5 new replies) 06/02/2013 on AWWH YISS 0
#14 - freenarative (06/02/2013) [-]
followed by a nice gulab jamun.
#15 - iamphoenix (06/02/2013) [-]
I've never had it, unfortunately.
#17 - iamphoenix (06/02/2013) [-]
I like to make Indian food so I'll have to try it sometime. It looks pretty tasty.
#18 - freenarative (06/02/2013) [-]
If you make the syrup properly then 1-2 pieces a day will be LOTS. I'm glad I could be of some help.
#14 - My car bumped into someone, and now they are in gulag. 06/02/2013 on Countries +43
#14 - Motherfuckin' pirate planets, I tell you. 06/02/2013 on Pinata Cake 0
#1 - 'Nigga best back the fuck up' 06/01/2013 on Animals vs Mirrors 0
#15 - Ah, /fit/.  [+] (8 new replies) 06/01/2013 on autism +128
#75 - iamphoenix (06/02/2013) [-]
www.platinumhearts.net/t6115-2ch-love-story-op-and-denko

Also this. It's worth the read, I promise.
User avatar #136 - turbodoosh (06/02/2013) [-]
that was beyond painful.
#81 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh fuck dude, I just read all of that not even 10 minutes ago. Were you in the beta thread on 4chan?
#82 - iamphoenix (06/02/2013) [-]
What board? If it's /fit/, I was probably combing through the beta thread earlier today.
#83 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2013) [-]
Oh, I was talking about the one on /b/
#84 - iamphoenix (06/02/2013) [-]
I've not browsed /b/ in years. I saw a skinned toddler once and that was the end of that. (´・ω・`)
User avatar #107 - theuglypanda (06/02/2013) [-]
It doesn't have that shit too often any more (´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)(´・ω・`)
#161 - iamphoenix (06/02/2013) [-]
Yeah, but now it's a watered-down shitty version of the parts of /b/ that I liked from three years ago.
#266 - You got shut down. 06/01/2013 on Give her the... +3
#50 - All that is evil and unholy, in thee is truly manifest. 06/01/2013 on proverbial horror 0
#18 - Gif related. 06/01/2013 on Who? +3
#591 - **iamphoenix rolled a random comment #2388032 posted by lo… 06/01/2013 on It Keeps Happening 0
#35 - I don't know who this guy is, but he's a champ. 06/01/2013 on Chris +3
#48 - We are looking at a picture of hundreds of millions of people … 06/01/2013 on Earth +3
#275 - I think the guy who can wipe planets from existence might win. 06/01/2013 on i saw it first +3
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#99 - Sunset **User deleted account** (01/19/2013) [-]
I'm gonna touch your butt.... AND LIKE IT
I'm gonna touch your butt.... AND LIKE IT
#102 to #99 - N. Korean citizen (03/01/2013) [-]
WHY ARE YOU POSTING 8REE YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE HOMOSUCK
User avatar #103 to #102 - Sunset **User deleted account** (03/01/2013) [-]
Go to bed, xin.zey.
#100 to #99 - iamphoenix (01/19/2013) [-]
This reminds me of the time I told a chick friend "I'm going to grab that ass and you're going to like it." I proceeded to grab her ass, and she liked it.
User avatar #101 to #100 - Sunset **User deleted account** (01/19/2013) [-]
Well then.
#94 - thephoenix (01/09/2013) [-]
No, i am Phoenix.
#95 to #94 - iamphoenix (01/09/2013) [-]
I have seniority on my old account.

Pic related.
#96 to #95 - thephoenix (01/09/2013) [-]
I am ThePhoenix

seniority have account old i on my

your move.
#97 to #96 - iamphoenix (01/09/2013) [-]
In West Philidelphia reborn and raised
In the fires and flame is where I spent most of my days
Burnin', scorchin', immortal and hot


finish it
User avatar #98 to #97 - thephoenix (01/09/2013) [-]
Shooting Solar Flares but that's not all that i got,
when a couple of guys started collecting some wood
trying to start a fire in the neighbourhood
i set off one little Inferno and the town got scared
now i'm revered as a God and i Dominate the air.

lol, i unno
#93 - Sunset **User deleted account** (12/19/2012) [-]
User avatar #90 - alZii (10/24/2012) [-]
Heya, I was hoping I could send you a trade for your items if you no longer need them
Don't mean to sound rude, just wondering
User avatar #88 - thetrollerofgod (08/01/2012) [-]
fag
#89 to #88 - iamphoenix (08/01/2012) [-]
Thank you, internet stranger. I've included a picture to express how many fucks I give.
User avatar #84 - Sunset **User deleted account** (07/02/2012) [-]
You know your original account is unb& right?
#85 to #85 - iamphoenix (07/02/2012) [-]
Waaaaat??? I will have to check!
User avatar #86 to #86 - Sunset **User deleted account** (07/02/2012) [-]
It's true. :L
#87 to #87 - iamphoenix (07/02/2012) [-]
So it seems. There's not much sense in going back to that profile now, though. I have 5x the comment thumbs and I don't have a huge content thumb deficit.
#80 - minionofdolan (06/27/2012) [-]
Is time new friend
User avatar #79 - potatot ONLINE (06/15/2012) [-]
I love you. You're very special to me.
User avatar #78 - tojimajia ONLINE (06/15/2012) [-]
i love you
#77 - iamphoenix (06/04/2012) [-]
Fuck all y'all, I ain't no gummy worm.
User avatar #76 - swikkid (06/04/2012) [-]
hey gummy worm
#75 - johnbobert (06/04/2012) [-]
i've had it with you
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User avatar #73 - comexx (06/04/2012) [-]
whats up gummy worm?
User avatar #72 - unlukky (06/04/2012) [-]
Two Words Motherfucker: GUMMY WORM
#71 - N. Korean citizen (06/04/2012) [-]
Hey did you know you're a gummy worm?
User avatar #70 - slayerofcovenant (06/04/2012) [-]
hello, gummy worm! welcome to my mouth!
User avatar #69 - manbob (06/04/2012) [-]
on the internet no one can tell that you sir are a gummy worm and for that i commend you
User avatar #68 - deltoraquest ONLINE (06/04/2012) [-]
excuse me sir but i do believe you are a gummy worm
User avatar #67 - blinkfreak (06/04/2012) [-]
are you aware of that fact that you are a gummy treat in the shape of a worm?
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