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iamphoenix

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/24/2011
Last Login:6/30/2014
Location:Soup
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 112 total,  0 ,  112
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Content Level Progress: 80% (4/5)
Level -111 Content: others can't stand you → Level -110 Content: others can't stand you
Comment Level Progress: 4% (4/100)
Level -370 Comment: full on dark lord → Level -369 Comment: full on dark lord
Subscribers:3
Content Views:11368
Times Content Favorited:8 times
Total Comments Made:14103
FJ Points:0
Favorite Tags: OC (6) | funny (5) | Bacon (3) | am (2) | i (2) | lol (2) | lulz (2) | the (2)
I have returned from the ashes of FunnyJunk's faggotry.

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#67 - I thought it was because there were so many douchebag highscho…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/07/2012 on Oh Britain, You so annoying. 0
User avatar #84 - MakiChan (10/07/2012) [-]
they are not as bad as the middle schoolers....to some degree.
#39 - /fit/ fat stories are pretty great. 10/07/2012 on /fit/ on fat people 0
#89 - Picture 10/07/2012 on /v/ gets the girl 0
#81 - It would be a lot funnier if he accidentally texted Jake's dad. 10/07/2012 on Best dad ever 0
#100 - And lo, her vagina was wet and he was the most bro wingman. Amen. 10/07/2012 on Facebook bitch gets owned 0
#102 - i'm sorry i really did try 10/07/2012 on You bastard... 0
#29 - So some kids are born gay .  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2012 on You bastard... 0
#40 - alexanyways (10/06/2012) [-]
I get it, because Skittles are fruity.
#102 - iamphoenix (10/07/2012) [-]
i'm sorry i really did try
#69 - Kill two birds with one stone, use your whole fist. 10/06/2012 on Stairs 0
#68 - Best part of going up the stairs. 10/06/2012 on Stairs 0
#20 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 10/06/2012 on Pigs vs Tards 0
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#52 - cmilanes Comment deleted by iamphoenix
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#47 - brianhanerjr Comment deleted by iamphoenix
#41 - Being a fan of Rob Zombie just makes this sexy. 10/06/2012 on Damn... So Crazy #2 0
#45 - Not okay, Moffat. Not okay. 10/06/2012 on WARNING: S07E05 SPOILERS 0
#38 - Whenever I'm with a couple that gets all touchy feely, I'm lik… 10/06/2012 on When you see people making... 0
#12 - Lindsay Lohan is actually pretty sexy now. 10/06/2012 on Clever 0
#76 - If I were a bad guy, I'd just detonate a bomb and not let him … 10/06/2012 on If i was a bad guy in the... 0
#3 - No, I think your edit is much much better without removing the… 10/06/2012 on Thanks to pornhub 0
#1 - The couch should be leather for added effect.  [+] (2 new replies) 10/06/2012 on Thanks to pornhub 0
#2 - slyve (10/06/2012) [-]
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I... i really believe that the joke in itself is acceptable, but my incredibly bad MSPaint skills kinda fucked it up. I don't even know how to make that white box around something you cut out transparent.
#3 - iamphoenix (10/06/2012) [-]
No, I think your edit is much much better without removing the white box.
#19 - What website would we feel superior to without 9gag? 10/06/2012 on Title 0
#14 - This is awful. 10/06/2012 on A Day Alone at the House 0
#13 - Picture 10/06/2012 on Special needs 0
#24 - Somebody has to balance the scales. 10/06/2012 on Did you know? 0
#20 - If they're fat they can't run as fast. 10/06/2012 on This explains my 20yo... 0
#14 - Looks like he made it through just fine to me. 10/06/2012 on How Not to Pass Through a... 0
#239 - Denmark Emu Red Suck it. 10/06/2012 on Gaydar 0
#23 - And Ash would be played by Johnny Depp.  [+] (5 new replies) 10/06/2012 on Tim Burton's Pokemons (final) 0
User avatar #25 - gwlk (10/06/2012) [-]
Misty would be Helena Bonham Carter.
User avatar #61 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/06/2012) [-]
and brock will be samuel jackson.
User avatar #38 - udo (10/06/2012) [-]
Emma Stone fits my needs much better.
User avatar #39 - gwlk (10/06/2012) [-]
That's fantastic. But we're poking fun at Tim Burton films, right now.
#127 - udo (10/06/2012) [-]
Well I'm incredibly sorry, I didn't realize how much of a fool I've made of myself. Have a walrus.

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User avatar #113 to #112 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/23/2013) [-]
You've been here a while
#114 to #113 - iamphoenix (09/23/2013) [-]
I suppose I have. And this is a new account. I wish I was back in the single digits comment rankings like I was when I started it.
User avatar #115 to #114 - phanact, master of orange objects (09/23/2013) [-]
I was saving old content to repost, and I saw a lot of your good comments
#116 to #115 - iamphoenix (09/23/2013) [-]
I used to be on the frontpage a lot.  I remember I got three spots in the top five once, one of which was for saying someone had a small penis.
I used to be on the frontpage a lot. I remember I got three spots in the top five once, one of which was for saying someone had a small penis.
#109 to #108 - iamphoenix (07/22/2013) [-]
I'm just picking reaction pics at random, I'm not a dubstep fan
#110 to #109 - alekksandar (07/22/2013) [-]
You had me shocked there for a moment.
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#102 to #99 - anonymous (03/01/2013) [-]
WHY ARE YOU POSTING 8REE YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE HOMOSUCK
#103 to #102 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#100 to #99 - iamphoenix (01/19/2013) [-]
This reminds me of the time I told a chick friend "I'm going to grab that ass and you're going to like it." I proceeded to grab her ass, and she liked it.
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#94 - thephoenix (01/09/2013) [-]
No, i am Phoenix.
#95 to #94 - iamphoenix (01/09/2013) [-]
I have seniority on my old account.

Pic related.
#96 to #95 - thephoenix (01/09/2013) [-]
I am ThePhoenix

seniority have account old i on my

your move.
#97 to #96 - iamphoenix (01/09/2013) [-]
In West Philidelphia reborn and raised
In the fires and flame is where I spent most of my days
Burnin', scorchin', immortal and hot


finish it
User avatar #98 to #97 - thephoenix (01/09/2013) [-]
Shooting Solar Flares but that's not all that i got,
when a couple of guys started collecting some wood
trying to start a fire in the neighbourhood
i set off one little Inferno and the town got scared
now i'm revered as a God and i Dominate the air.

lol, i unno
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User avatar #88 - thetrollerofgod (08/01/2012) [-]
fag
#89 to #88 - iamphoenix (08/01/2012) [-]
Thank you, internet stranger. I've included a picture to express how many ***** I give.
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#85 to #85 - iamphoenix (07/02/2012) [-]
Waaaaat??? I will have to check!
#86 to #86 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
#87 to #87 - iamphoenix (07/02/2012) [-]
So it seems. There's not much sense in going back to that profile now, though. I have 5x the comment thumbs and I don't have a huge content thumb deficit.
#80 - minionofdolan (06/27/2012) [-]
Is time new friend
User avatar #79 - potatot (06/15/2012) [-]
I love you. You're very special to me.
User avatar #78 - tojimajia (06/15/2012) [-]
i love you
#77 - iamphoenix (06/04/2012) [-]
**** all y'all, I ain't no gummy worm.
User avatar #76 - swikkid (06/04/2012) [-]
hey gummy worm
#75 - johnbobert (06/04/2012) [-]
i've had it with you
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User avatar #73 - comexx ONLINE (06/04/2012) [-]
whats up gummy worm?
User avatar #72 - unlukky (06/04/2012) [-]
Two Words ************ : GUMMY WORM
#71 - anonymous (06/04/2012) [-]
Hey did you know you're a gummy worm?
User avatar #70 - slayerofcovenant (06/04/2012) [-]
hello, gummy worm! welcome to my mouth!
User avatar #69 - manbob (06/04/2012) [-]
on the internet no one can tell that you sir are a gummy worm and for that i commend you
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