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#1027696 - He didn't actually say that ofc, but it's obvious th… 08/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1027611 - Holy **** , i want it. I want it now  [+] (4 new replies) 08/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1027674 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
Boy it sure is great to see them experimenting with their gameplay and making something new
#1027632 - ehzio (08/12/2014) [-]
Whoa that kinda looked a bit like Manus near the end.

But wooooow that scythe
User avatar #1027614 - yeorgh (08/12/2014) [-]
So, this is Dark Souls but later in history, sounds good.
#1027612 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
Yes.
#1027576 - It has already begun. 08/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1027571 - " **** feminists" - Kojima  [+] (5 new replies) 08/12/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1027693 - hirollin (08/12/2014) [-]
please tell me this is real
User avatar #1027696 - iamnewhere (08/12/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rW-zDdt2VoE

He didn't actually say that ofc, but it's obvious that he doesn't give a shit.
User avatar #1027585 - awesomedewd (08/12/2014) [-]
neat-o
User avatar #1027577 - sannukas (08/12/2014) [-]
Can't wait for anita's video about it.
#1027576 - iamnewhere (08/12/2014) [-]
It has already begun.
#1022810 - Moonlight Greatsword. Hacker, obviously.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1022811 - bendeman (08/07/2014) [-]
>activate reflect from looking glass shield
>Fireworks
#1022808 - Oh boy, can't wait to run into this **** in PVP....  [+] (4 new replies) 08/07/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1022854 - anon (08/07/2014) [-]
those console plebs are fucked
User avatar #1022809 - Loopholes (08/07/2014) [-]
The fuck weapon is that?
User avatar #1022810 - iamnewhere (08/07/2014) [-]
Moonlight Greatsword.
Hacker, obviously.
User avatar #1022811 - bendeman (08/07/2014) [-]
>activate reflect from looking glass shield
>Fireworks
#1008238 - I know, i just felt like a trip down memory lane.. 07/19/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1008192 - **** your word filters, addy 07/19/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1008191 - I just downloaded and tried the HL2 admin's minions "Ag…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1008237 - fargfive (07/19/2014) [-]
Both of those are standalone now though. That's why they're dead.
User avatar #1008238 - iamnewhere (07/19/2014) [-]
I know, i just felt like a trip down memory lane..
User avatar #1008206 - sannukas (07/19/2014) [-]
Well Insurgency is it's own game now so yeah.
User avatar #1008192 - iamnewhere (07/19/2014) [-]
fuck your word filters, addy
#9252836 - Didn't know you were into that stuff, Tommy...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2014 on sfw random board 0
User avatar #9252877 - Sunset (07/11/2014) [-]
shhh
#48 - "That's it! That's the stance!" 07/09/2014 on Stealth mode +4
#995661 - Which Videogame armor is your favorite? Mine is Garl …  [+] (15 new replies) 07/05/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #995808 - youngneil (07/05/2014) [-]
I agree with nosurprise insert shitty pun here
Ornstein is my waifu.
User avatar #995719 - nosurprise (07/05/2014) [-]
I am a big fan of Ornstein's armor
#995695 - maddboiy (07/05/2014) [-]
Geralt in The Witcher 3
#995687 - TheAnonLord (07/05/2014) [-]
Elite Knight set
Anything you say after this is wrong
#995683 - squalllionhart (07/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #995829 - adunsaveme (07/05/2014) [-]
silly clothes don't count
User avatar #995834 - squalllionhart (07/05/2014) [-]
you don't count
User avatar #995836 - adunsaveme (07/05/2014) [-]
#995678 - giinthir (07/05/2014) [-]
Armax armor. I make it black with yellow. Fucking awesome.
#995674 - danield (07/05/2014) [-]
User avatar #995690 - TheAnonLord (07/05/2014) [-]
Dude, sweet opinion brah
User avatar #995702 - danield (07/05/2014) [-]
bruh
User avatar #995670 - cunttoaster (07/05/2014) [-]
halo :^)
User avatar #995667 - Gonnafly (07/05/2014) [-]
Tali's phoenix armor.
User avatar #995665 - muffinzexe (07/05/2014) [-]
Brotherhood of Steel armor
#994312 - Which DLC do i play first? Bladewolf or Jetstream?  [+] (6 new replies) 07/04/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #994326 - dragondust (07/04/2014) [-]
The Jetstream one is pretty fun from what I've heard.
User avatar #994325 - adunsaveme (07/04/2014) [-]
jetwolf
User avatar #994322 - herecomesjohnny (07/04/2014) [-]
jetstream's is fun, fun mechanics
User avatar #994316 - tylosaurus (07/04/2014) [-]
Bladestream.
User avatar #994314 - attifyon (07/04/2014) [-]
I couldn't get into Bladewolf's for some reason. Might be because it was so different and I already went through everything else first.
So go for that.
User avatar #994313 - awesomanium (07/04/2014) [-]
Jotrstrom
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2014 on weird gif battle me u faggots +29
#19 - presidentmoose (07/03/2014) [-]
#184 - Picture 07/03/2014 on the dreaded knifegun +1
#991263 - What the **** are you doing, Microsoft?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/01/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #991268 - imnotkickthecat (07/01/2014) [-]
yeaa
User avatar #991266 - yuvesh (07/01/2014) [-]
they are keeping the servers up so people who bought games in the past can still play them
#987702 - Who is your favorite videogame developer?  [+] (6 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#987891 - anon (06/29/2014) [-]
Codemasters, when they don't royally fuck up. Which the tend to do.
User avatar #987768 - yeorgh (06/29/2014) [-]
Bandai Namco
User avatar #987752 - thegamerslife (06/29/2014) [-]
I wish I could say ubisoft but I can't... they have some titles that could have been amazing and they just seem to fuck everything up.

I would have to go with either 2K or Bethesda.
User avatar #987728 - dragondust (06/29/2014) [-]
From Software and Bethesda
User avatar #987710 - squalllionhart (06/29/2014) [-]
squenix
User avatar #987704 - burningdash (06/29/2014) [-]
from software so far
maybe blizzard in the good old days
#987677 - You guys have secret kool k!dz club and never told m…  [+] (36 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #987703 - burningdash (06/29/2014) [-]
i got banned from that group after posting a pic of em circlejerking boardmembers that were older then them...
its basicly just a rotten autism circlejerk grouo
#987753 - anon (06/29/2014) [-]
you were banned because you're a retard and no one wanted you there so you were voted out
User avatar #987744 - tarekmig (06/29/2014) [-]
You revealed private conversation from a private group, which nobody asked you to reveal, were you even a part of the group? because there were people who randomly joined.
WE were discussing who we hate and who we do not hate, and why do we hate them, and if there WERE agreements and disagreements .
Funny thing is that you never been to that group yet, you Been to the Pork group, but not to this one, in the older one the admins were mrdeadiron, but in this one they're gonnafly and squall, we left that group because mrdeadiron kept kicking us for dumb reasons. tl;dr you're talking about the wrong group.
User avatar #988766 - burningdash (06/29/2014) [-]
same people
makes the same group
even the admins change, you still do the same shit
User avatar #988917 - tarekmig (06/29/2014) [-]
>Same people
We have 21 members while our older group has 30, we got people we know from vgb, and some outside of vgb, which are not equal, but less.
People of the pork was fucked up. NO, it wasn't related to vgb, since we didn't discuss video games, we only shitposted there with mrdeadiron, he then would kick us out of the chat randomly if we displease him, sounds like an non-stable chat room, right? But inner circle of vgb was made by gonnafly, despite him being mad at the group users or not, he doesn't kick without a reason; I think an ex-mod would stabilize a group better than an normal user. Oh and the group, it is not the same, it has OC picture w/ name, oh and according to the posts on the group, it has a terreria server too. And on this one we actually discuss video games, play together a single game, plan on giveaways, well most people like luckyshotdk.
tl;dr we made a better group
User avatar #988989 - burningdash (06/29/2014) [-]
im friend with lucky
still dont make me hoin your group
User avatar #988992 - tarekmig (06/29/2014) [-]
I am not trying to do so tho
User avatar #988993 - burningdash (06/29/2014) [-]
still not anything close what we had in skype
a long time ago
User avatar #989006 - tarekmig (06/29/2014) [-]
huh?
User avatar #988919 - MrDeadiron (06/29/2014) [-]
Seriously your faggotry was off the charts.
User avatar #988923 - tarekmig (06/29/2014) [-]
It's still far away from off in your charts though
User avatar #988926 - MrDeadiron (06/29/2014) [-]
Try harder.
User avatar #988927 - tarekmig (06/29/2014) [-]
why
User avatar #987755 - MrDeadiron (06/29/2014) [-]
Please Tarek you're a troll so stop.
User avatar #988749 - burningdash (06/29/2014) [-]
youre the one in the group i liked a bit
User avatar #988906 - MrDeadiron (06/29/2014) [-]
I invited most people from the board and when I asked why I didnt invite the others I told them why.
User avatar #988983 - burningdash (06/29/2014) [-]
it was tarek that were cirklejerking... and the rest followed up, never saw you doing it tho
User avatar #988995 - MrDeadiron (06/29/2014) [-]
Yea and they got mad because I kicked them even though it was a joke. They act like 3 year olds.
User avatar #987762 - tarekmig (06/29/2014) [-]
You should of tried to make a shittier group
User avatar #987686 - awesomedewd (06/29/2014) [-]
it's not the "cool club" it's the "autism club".
#987742 - anon (06/29/2014) [-]
What's wrong with it?
User avatar #987688 - finblob (06/29/2014) [-]
slow down you're not in it yet.
User avatar #987692 - awesomedewd (06/29/2014) [-]
I'm not in it cause I'm not an autist.
User avatar #987693 - finblob (06/29/2014) [-]
You see the joke here I was making was that you, awesomedewd, do in fact have the autism. I didn't want to have to break it to you this way but it's true. It's not even the sort where you mumble words and then have excuses to shit on the carpet. It's the shitty type where you just are generally a freak.
User avatar #987709 - awesomedewd (06/29/2014) [-]
So you just wanted to say I'm superior to you? I don't have to be an autist to be that.
User avatar #987711 - finblob (06/29/2014) [-]
You're also the sort with shitty comebacks.
User avatar #987724 - awesomedewd (06/29/2014) [-]
That's comin' from the right one.
User avatar #987725 - finblob (06/29/2014) [-]
your dicks coming from the wrong one
as in
you jack off to dead dogs you fucking freak
User avatar #987738 - awesomedewd (06/29/2014) [-]
Your fantasy is crazy dude.
User avatar #987740 - finblob (06/29/2014) [-]
your dicks crazy
as in
i don't know something about dicks and u suck or something
User avatar #987746 - awesomedewd (06/29/2014) [-]
Stop trying to express your love in weird ways.
User avatar #987749 - finblob (06/29/2014) [-]
fuck me in the moist, moist moss.
User avatar #987721 - awesomanium (06/29/2014) [-]
The fuck are you talking about
Autism is the next stage in evolution
That's why they're able to see past the lies and deceit of religion and instead be enlightened by their own intelligence
User avatar #987722 - finblob (06/29/2014) [-]
also cool hats
User avatar #987681 - ubisoft (06/29/2014) [-]

w0w I wanna join the secret kool k!dz kulb
User avatar #987680 - finblob (06/29/2014) [-]
it's not that kool
nobody ever posts nudes
#987414 - Damage report. How much money did you spend on games you'…  [+] (20 new replies) 06/29/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#987501 - Darianvincent (06/29/2014) [-]
I still plan to buy some more games today.
User avatar #987482 - ScottP (06/29/2014) [-]
$20 (+ however much I got from selling cards)

Far Cry 3
Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon
Just Cause 2
Injustice Ultimate Edition
Legendary

and then I got Monaco and Terraria from other people
#987477 - nefarian (06/29/2014) [-]
$3.12 since sale began.
I spend money on games I'm actually playing.
#987474 - charac (06/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #987472 - ramerez (06/29/2014) [-]
$96.
User avatar #987465 - Gonnafly (06/29/2014) [-]
You have spent approximately $11.90 USD in the store since the sale began.

$6.90 was from selling cards.
#987454 - awesomedewd (06/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #987473 - charac (06/29/2014) [-]
Do you play your games in german too?
User avatar #987480 - awesomedewd (06/29/2014) [-]
Depends.
User avatar #987498 - charac (06/29/2014) [-]
Well if you play most of the time with games set to english like me you could just set your steam to english entirely so you don't have to adjust every single game to be in a different language. Just putting that out there.
User avatar #987507 - awesomedewd (06/29/2014) [-]
I know. But I'm one of the rare kind who prefers the german synch more than the english one.
The games I play in english are mostly games I play in multiplayer to make it easier to talk about things without looking up the german translation and stuff, like Civ.
User avatar #987527 - charac (06/29/2014) [-]
That's cool too.
#987451 - syrenthra (06/29/2014) [-]
Not bad, I got skyrim, DLC for Dungeon Defenders, Payday 2, got Skyrim and Hearth Fire, Planetary Annihilation, and Creeper World 3
User avatar #987455 - syrenthra (06/29/2014) [-]
wow, I wrote that horribly, only got 1 skyrim, I meant payday 2 dlc and yeah. I also got Sniper Elite 3 but that was through GMG
#987444 - alexanderburns (06/29/2014) [-]
most likely going to spend more
#987442 - yeorgh (06/29/2014) [-]
I don't like to brag but.
#987422 - dragondust (06/29/2014) [-]
I've spent worse.
#987419 - cards (06/29/2014) [-]
I'm a big spender.
User avatar #987418 - yuvesh (06/29/2014) [-]
>implying its over
>implying i didnt get half my stuff through trades
User avatar #987417 - squalllionhart (06/29/2014) [-]
"You have spent approximately $137.60 USD in the store since the sale began."
#984797 - Videogames 06/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#984746 - "Latest users (82):...." "Your friend __ co…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #984758 - desacabose (06/27/2014) [-]
I dun get that
#984738 - This update is gon' b gud 06/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1639511 - "The North Korean government has promised a “… 06/27/2014 on Friendly 0
#984583 - Me too, but i really doubt they will fix it. 06/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#984577 - Info about a tool that gets rid of the problems with Soul…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #984582 - granate (06/27/2014) [-]
Neat, but I'd rather wait until From fixes their shit themselves
User avatar #984583 - iamnewhere (06/27/2014) [-]
Me too, but i really doubt they will fix it.
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#4000 - iamnewhere (09/05/2013) [-]
stickied
#4000 get.


Such a social profile.
#3798 - iamnewhere (06/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
stickied
This is my 13000th comment.


I am so proud of myself.
User avatar #4365 - xshadeeisafag ONLINE (18 hours ago) [-]
iamanywhere
User avatar #4366 to #4365 - iamnewhere (17 hours ago) [-]
youanfaggot.
Since when were you alive?
User avatar #4367 to #4366 - xshadeeisafag ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
fj got stale idk

my life basically consists of video games and sleeping rn
User avatar #4368 to #4367 - iamnewhere (17 hours ago) [-]
Hear hear. I'm only here when i'm extremely bored, as if this is any better.

Do you still go to school, or do you have a job? Long time no see dude.
User avatar #4369 to #4368 - xshadeeisafag ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
still in school. im 17 so yeah. if you ever wanna talk just add me on skype Lsd1225
#4370 to #4369 - iamnewhere (17 hours ago) [-]
>Add me on Skype
>Skype

Naw, buddy. Naw.

So how's life? didn't you have a thing for a girl when you left? How did that go?
User avatar #4371 to #4370 - xshadeeisafag ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]
wtf is wrong with skype hater

what was her name?
User avatar #4372 to #4371 - iamnewhere (17 hours ago) [-]
Idk, it chrashes all the time, won't log in most of the time, and i just don't like it in general.

Hell if i know, i don't think you told me.
#4363 to #4342 - iamnewhere (10/26/2014) [-]
Well for all i know the anchovies and mayo you have is completely different from what we have here, so it might be disgusting for you.
#4364 to #4363 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
well it does sound like it's worth trying at least
#4343 to #4342 - iamnewhere (10/26/2014) [-]
>Posting Pokemon
>Calling anyone a faget
#4344 to #4343 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
**Sunset rolled image** how're you tom?
#4345 to #4344 - iamnewhere (10/26/2014) [-]
**iamnewhere rolled image**   
I'm good for the most part. I managed to contract 'kissing disease' about a month ago, so i have practically no energy in me (as if i had that before), and i can't drink alcohol until January.   
   
How're you Tommy?
**iamnewhere rolled image**
I'm good for the most part. I managed to contract 'kissing disease' about a month ago, so i have practically no energy in me (as if i had that before), and i can't drink alcohol until January.

How're you Tommy?
#4346 to #4345 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
i'm good, just showered
#4347 to #4346 - iamnewhere (10/26/2014) [-]
Did you get any whiter?
Did you get any whiter?
#4348 to #4347 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
sadly not
sadly not
#4349 to #4348 - iamnewhere (10/26/2014) [-]
That's too bad.
That's too bad.
#4350 to #4349 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
at least i'm not a *******
#4351 to #4350 - iamnewhere (10/26/2014) [-]
At least i don't live in America.
#4352 to #4351 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
**Sunset rolls 42** glad to be free, pal
#4353 to #4352 - iamnewhere (10/26/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, i can't hear you over all my Pinnekjøtt.
I'm sorry, i can't hear you over all my Pinnekjøtt.
#4354 to #4353 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
i can't hear you over my cheeseburger
#4355 to #4354 - iamnewhere (10/26/2014) [-]
Keep eating your trash food, i'll be eating tørrfisk all day.
#4356 to #4355 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
sounds like **** . what is it?
#4357 to #4356 - iamnewhere (10/26/2014) [-]
Salted and dried cod. It's pretty good
#4358 to #4357 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
i don't think i've ever had cod. what's that like?
i don't think i've ever had cod. what's that like?
#4359 to #4358 - iamnewhere (10/26/2014) [-]
Regular cod is really nothing special imo. There's loads of fish that tastes better. Salmon for example.
Regular cod is really nothing special imo. There's loads of fish that tastes better. Salmon for example.
#4360 to #4359 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
you ever had anchovies?
you ever had anchovies?
#4361 to #4360 - iamnewhere (10/26/2014) [-]
Yeah. The ones you get here are pretty good. A slice of bread with eggs and mayonaise goes really well with it.
Yeah. The ones you get here are pretty good. A slice of bread with eggs and mayonaise goes really well with it.
#4362 to #4361 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
>anchovies with eggs and mayo

sounds disgusting, but i am interested. i'll have to try that sometime
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#4340 to #4339 - iamnewhere (10/11/2014) [-]
>Posting pictures of yourself on the internet   
   
Never again.   
   
Hei ja.
>Posting pictures of yourself on the internet

Never again.

Hei ja.
#4341 to #4340 - wedgie (10/11/2014) [-]
kjenner følelsen.
#4306 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
************* Rex
That was the last thing I expected!
#4308 to #4306 - iamnewhere (06/09/2014) [-]
Actually. i don't think that's Rex.

The top part definitely looks like Rex, but the legs are exactly the same as ZEKE's in Peace Walker, slimmer than Rex's. I think it's a mix of the two.
#4310 to #4308 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
>MFW never played Peace Walker
I don't know what I'm missing
#4311 to #4310 - iamnewhere (06/10/2014) [-]
Holy 						****					 						*****					, whatchu doin'?   
Don't you have a console?   
It's 						*******					 great, and Ground Zeroes and The Phantom Pain are direct sequels...
Holy **** ***** , whatchu doin'?
Don't you have a console?
It's ******* great, and Ground Zeroes and The Phantom Pain are direct sequels...
#4312 to #4311 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
I can't play them without having completed PW then.
I think it's about time I bought the collection.
#4313 to #4312 - iamnewhere (06/10/2014) [-]
You're damn right it's about time.

So what have you been up to?
Been a while since we talked
#4314 to #4313 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Indeed it has ma ***** , I've been playing various vidya, and enjoying being a bastard.
How bout you?
#4315 to #4314 - iamnewhere (06/10/2014) [-]
Same here, played loads of Dark Souls 2.   
And now that it's basically summer here, i've been boatin' and fishin', living the good lyfe.
Same here, played loads of Dark Souls 2.
And now that it's basically summer here, i've been boatin' and fishin', living the good lyfe.
#4316 to #4315 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
I'm right with you homes
Them OP hexes doe
#4317 to #4316 - iamnewhere (06/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, some of them are/were pretty stupid.
Luckily some of them were patched, like Resonant Weapon.

I just hope they get rid of Soul Memory in NG+.
#4318 to #4317 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Agreed Sunlight Spear and Resonant soul man   
Paired with the fact that I suck at PvP=many deaths.   
   
But Soul Memory doesnt reach its cap until 15,000,000 souls
Agreed Sunlight Spear and Resonant soul man
Paired with the fact that I suck at PvP=many deaths.

But Soul Memory doesnt reach its cap until 15,000,000 souls
#4319 to #4318 - iamnewhere (06/10/2014) [-]
Practice your rolls, man. And make sure you have at least 95 Agility, which has about as many I-frames as Dark Souls 1 mid-roll.

Yes, but once you hit the 15 Mill cap, you'll be paired with max level people with ridiculously much defence (Havel's) and every spell and so on.
It's just plain unbalanced IF you're like me and stop leveling at level 150.

Demon's Souls and Dark Souls 1 did this stuff right. You CAN invade max level players if you're unlucky, but you can't BE invaded by people way higher level than you. I hope they go back to this, at least in NG+, because Soul Memory was made to prevent Twinks, but once you get to NG+, you should be powerful/good enough to face pretty much anybody.
#4320 to #4319 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Rolling means nothing when hitboxes are as wonky as they are, also lag.   
150 is my cap as well, but I'm ridiculously low adp because faith   
And Demon's Souls was Demon's Souls, nothing can top that.
Rolling means nothing when hitboxes are as wonky as they are, also lag.
150 is my cap as well, but I'm ridiculously low adp because faith
And Demon's Souls was Demon's Souls, nothing can top that.
#4321 to #4320 - iamnewhere (06/10/2014) [-]
Never had trouble dodging spells, guess you gotta  become better    
Attunement gives Agility as well, as long as you have at least 95, you should be able to roll through most spells without trouble.
Never had trouble dodging spells, guess you gotta become better
Attunement gives Agility as well, as long as you have at least 95, you should be able to roll through most spells without trouble.
#4322 to #4321 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
I need to  git gud
I need to git gud
#4324 to #4323 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Freakin Havel, man..
Freakin Havel, man..
#4325 to #4324 - iamnewhere (06/10/2014) [-]
Can't stop The Rock, man.
Can't stop The Rock, man.
#4326 to #4325 - grimmwaters ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Where's Tarkus when you need him?
Where's Tarkus when you need him?
User avatar #4309 to #4307 - iamnewhere (06/09/2014) [-]
Well that was fast, lol
#4291 to #4290 - iamnewhere (05/25/2014) [-]
Just watched the season finale of Hannibal, now i'm just chillin'.

You?
#4292 to #4291 - inquisition (05/25/2014) [-]
Is Hannibal good?

Not much, been watching fargo.
#4293 to #4292 - iamnewhere (05/25/2014) [-]
Yeah it's pretty good. A little hard to get into, lots of **** is happening at once, but after a while it gets better.

Who is that guy? There's loads of threads about him on 4chin, but i didn't bother looking him up.
#4294 to #4293 - inquisition (05/25/2014) [-]
Elliot Rodger. Essentially he was an autistic betafaggot who >tfwnogf'd so hard he went on a killing spree and killed 6 people in California.
Elliot Rodger. Essentially he was an autistic betafaggot who >tfwnogf'd so hard he went on a killing spree and killed 6 people in California.
#4295 to #4294 - iamnewhere (05/25/2014) [-]
Lol, can't get a gf? Go shoot some people.
Impressive.
#4296 to #4295 - inquisition (05/25/2014) [-]
Funny thing is that he had a decent face and his parents were rich af. He was just so 						*******					 asspie that he couldn't manage getting a gf. If he weren't so autistic he'd have one easily and 6 people would still be alive.   
   
						*******					 idiot.
Funny thing is that he had a decent face and his parents were rich af. He was just so ******* asspie that he couldn't manage getting a gf. If he weren't so autistic he'd have one easily and 6 people would still be alive.

******* idiot.
#4297 to #4296 - iamnewhere (05/25/2014) [-]
How do you know he did it because >nogf ?
Did he leave a note? Or is he still alive?
#4298 to #4297 - inquisition (05/25/2014) [-]
Oh man, this is the best part. He constantly posted about it on bodybuilding misc forum and made a 						********					 of videos about it on youtube. The one he made before the shooting is here www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQUW3Km01BM&feature=kp&bpctr=1401038663   
   
"If I can't have you, girls, I will destroy you"   
   
He also made a 140 page "manifesto" about his life, 						*******					 sad.   
   
www.scribd.com/doc/225960813/Elliot-Rodger-Santa-Barbara-mass-shooting-suspect-My-Twisted-World-manifesto
Oh man, this is the best part. He constantly posted about it on bodybuilding misc forum and made a ******** of videos about it on youtube. The one he made before the shooting is here www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQUW3Km01BM&feature=kp&bpctr=1401038663

"If I can't have you, girls, I will destroy you"

He also made a 140 page "manifesto" about his life, ******* sad.

www.scribd.com/doc/225960813/Elliot-Rodger-Santa-Barbara-mass-shooting-suspect-My-Twisted-World-manifesto
#4299 to #4298 - iamnewhere (05/25/2014) [-]
That was hilarious, painful and rage inducing.
He sounds like a rejected high school Bond villain with his "evil" laugh.
Spoiled brat.

And a 140 ******* pages of whining?
How the **** did this guy get a hold of a gun?
#4300 to #4299 - inquisition (05/25/2014) [-]
Oh man his laugh is so forced and ******* stupid.

I think he writes about the gun. He was a richkid, his dad was a major guy in making The Hunger Games films and his grandfather was a famous WWII photographer. He probably just got a hold of the gun with daddy's money.
#4301 to #4300 - iamnewhere (05/25/2014) [-]
A rich kid with a decent face not able to get a gold digger in 						*******					 California..   
That's some top tier retardation.
A rich kid with a decent face not able to get a gold digger in ******* California..
That's some top tier retardation.
#4302 to #4301 - inquisition (05/25/2014) [-]
I would have thought that it would actually be hard not to get one.   
   
His dad bought him a 						*******					 BMW for Christ's sake.
I would have thought that it would actually be hard not to get one.

His dad bought him a ******* BMW for Christ's sake.
#4303 to #4302 - iamnewhere (05/25/2014) [-]
Oh well, that's one less "Supreme Gentleman" to worry about.   
   
I wish he didn't kill himself. The trial and 						****					 would've been interesting.
Oh well, that's one less "Supreme Gentleman" to worry about.

I wish he didn't kill himself. The trial and **** would've been interesting.
#4304 to #4303 - inquisition (05/25/2014) [-]
Probably would have gotten tried as a ******* lunatic or something. Then gone to some rich-kid jail.

Or goes to a regular jail and gets some loving from Jerome.
#4267 - Sunset (05/05/2014) [-]
I'M LATE BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM
#4268 to #4267 - iamnewhere (05/05/2014) [-]
THANKS A LOT TOMMY!
#4269 to #4268 - Sunset (05/05/2014) [-]
what'd you do for your bday
#4270 to #4269 - iamnewhere (05/05/2014) [-]
Played Dark Souls 2.
Gon' have a family dinner later this week.
#4271 to #4270 - Sunset (05/05/2014) [-]
sounds good. i hear way too much about that game from the skype groups i'm in
#4272 to #4271 - iamnewhere (05/05/2014) [-]
Well it's a pretty damn good game.
You should try them
#4273 to #4272 - Sunset (05/05/2014) [-]
my computer can't play games
#4274 to #4273 - iamnewhere (05/05/2014) [-]
Get rich and buy one that can.
#4252 to #4251 - iamnewhere (04/17/2014) [-]
Lol, there are some pretty funny fake Kojima tweets.

This one is real.
He's so ******* awesome.
"Not a gay".
:3
#4253 to #4252 - inquisition (04/17/2014) [-]
top kek   
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A4PlXD560w reminds me of this for some reason
top kek

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A4PlXD560w reminds me of this for some reason
#4254 to #4253 - iamnewhere (04/17/2014) [-]
Well then, guess i'm gay.
#4255 to #4254 - inquisition (04/17/2014) [-]
oh god what
oh god what
#4256 to #4255 - iamnewhere (04/17/2014) [-]
Based Kojima.
Best game director there is.
#4257 to #4256 - inquisition (04/17/2014) [-]
He's a joker.

So how you doing?
#4258 to #4257 - iamnewhere (04/17/2014) [-]
I'm just chilling.
A little upset, a friend of mine is having a party and i apparently wasn't invited. But oh well.

And you?

MetalGearSolid:GroundZeroes.jpg
#4259 to #4258 - inquisition (04/17/2014) [-]
Lame. Why weren't you invited?

I'm k. Chilling. Not much to do really when I have to be in my house all day studying.
#4260 to #4259 - iamnewhere (04/17/2014) [-]
I'unno. Perhaps that one guy i really don't get along with came, and he wanted to avoid any trouble. Still lame though.

Studying for what? Don't you have vacation?
#4261 to #4260 - inquisition (04/17/2014) [-]
Yea, and he should really explain why.

Final exams in a few weeks. After that I got like over 2 months of vacation to do nothing in. Might start going to a gym if I can sort that out.
#4262 to #4261 - iamnewhere (04/17/2014) [-]
Oh 						****					, good luck with that. I was always a nerve wreck when it came to exams.   
   
Lol, i should get my ass back in the gym as well, but.... eh... effort...
Oh **** , good luck with that. I was always a nerve wreck when it came to exams.

Lol, i should get my ass back in the gym as well, but.... eh... effort...
#4263 to #4262 - inquisition (04/17/2014) [-]
I'm pretty good at taking exams. I should get some 						****					 sorted in the next few weeks tho, then I'll do well.   
   
Gotta git swole brah.
I'm pretty good at taking exams. I should get some **** sorted in the next few weeks tho, then I'll do well.

Gotta git swole brah.

#4264 to #4263 - iamnewhere (04/17/2014) [-]
What kind of exam is it?

Maybe some day.
#4265 to #4264 - inquisition (04/17/2014) [-]
Just some standardised testing. Run of the mill kind of stuff.

I believe in you.
#4241 - wedgie (04/14/2014) [-]
never forget, oh god lol
#4242 to #4241 - iamnewhere (04/14/2014) [-]
Oh god..
I regret posting my face. People i don't even know knows what i look like.

But man, those threads were a lot of fun.
#4243 to #4242 - wedgie (04/14/2014) [-]
the threads were tons of fun! And yes, i regret that too.
#4244 to #4243 - iamnewhere (04/14/2014) [-]
Lmao, i wish i still had those pics, but my laptop killed itself and everything on it. Which is sad because i had loads of random **** .
User avatar #4245 to #4244 - wedgie (04/14/2014) [-]
know if any of the guys are still alive?
User avatar #4246 to #4245 - iamnewhere (04/14/2014) [-]
Only Adam, Bruno and Moh.
Adam is still going strong on FJ, and the rest are on Steam.
Do you know if some of others are?
User avatar #4247 to #4246 - wedgie (04/14/2014) [-]
Bob and Nipp are
User avatar #4248 to #4247 - iamnewhere (04/14/2014) [-]
Oh yeah, forgot Nipp. Though, he resides on the Items board, so he's pretty much dead anyway..
And wait what? Bob is alive? On FJ?
User avatar #4249 to #4248 - wedgie (04/14/2014) [-]
yeah man! he's still alive
User avatar #4231 - inquisition (03/11/2014) [-]
accidentally changed then forgot my password

pls add this account

it's lobster btw lmao
User avatar #4232 to #4231 - iamnewhere (04/06/2014) [-]
How the **** did you manage to forget your new password?`
That's impressive
User avatar #4233 to #4232 - inquisition (04/06/2014) [-]
My short term memory is literally ******* awful.
User avatar #4234 to #4233 - iamnewhere (04/06/2014) [-]
Lol, nice.

So, did i miss anything of importance?
User avatar #4235 to #4234 - inquisition (04/06/2014) [-]
Nope, not really.

This site is boring and irl not too much is going on atm.

What about you?
User avatar #4236 to #4235 - iamnewhere (04/06/2014) [-]
Not too much, been playing a lot of Dark Souls 2 and MGS, they are amazing.

And i'm hyped as **** for the new Game of Thrones season tonight.
User avatar #4237 to #4236 - inquisition (04/06/2014) [-]
Is DS2 as good as DS1?

And lmao I still haven't started watching that **** .
User avatar #4238 to #4237 - iamnewhere (04/06/2014) [-]
It's better overall, but DS1 did some things better than DS2.
Demon's Souls is still the best imo.

You really should. I'm not much of a movie/TV guy, but i absolutely love it
User avatar #4239 to #4238 - inquisition (04/06/2014) [-]
And how is MGS?
User avatar #4240 to #4239 - iamnewhere (04/06/2014) [-]
Short. Really short. Main mission is over in max 2 hours.
BUT it is also REALLY good. I don't think anyone who isn't a fan of the series should buy it, but for me, i'd buy it again without a second thought.
It has the best gameplay in the series, a huge variety of ways to complete your objectives, best looking console game i've ever seen, and the extra missions are fun.
#4230 - grimmwaters ONLINE (03/11/2014) [-]
c ya faget
c ya faget
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#4227 - iamnewhere (02/08/2014) [-]
[Autism.jpg]
#4223 - anon (01/20/2014) [-]
A map.

What is more powerful than God,
More evil than the Devil.
Rich people need it,
Poor people have it,
and if you eat it, you will die?
User avatar #4224 to #4223 - iamnewhere (01/20/2014) [-]
Uh, nothing?
#4226 to #4224 - anon (02/04/2014) [-]
DINGDINGDING
User avatar #4218 - ninjashark (01/19/2014) [-]
Nice Text.
User avatar #4219 to #4218 - iamnewhere (01/19/2014) [-]
Nice Text.
#4209 to #4208 - lobsternewburg (01/13/2014) [-]
not much, torrenting a bunch of music

Also this happened lmao

www.funnyjunk.com/I+died+laughing+lol/funny-pictures/4970239/11#11

What about you?
#4210 to #4209 - iamnewhere (01/13/2014) [-]
Lol, can't say i'm surprised.


And not much going on here, watching some guy stream on Twitch, letting some fresh air in after my dog farted -- the usual.
#4211 to #4210 - lobsternewburg (01/13/2014) [-]
Most people on this site are white kids who don't know anything about rap that only listen to Eminem because he's white.   
   
Which streamer?   
   
And lmao dog farts.
Most people on this site are white kids who don't know anything about rap that only listen to Eminem because he's white.

Which streamer?

And lmao dog farts.
#4212 to #4211 - iamnewhere (01/13/2014) [-]
Sounds about right, lol.

I'm watching Miltrivd do a Dark Souls challenge run. I usually watch Peeve or Brandon505.

Dog farts are no laughing matter i tell you, his farts smells so bad i could throw up, and it lingers so long in the air it's ridiculous.
#4213 to #4212 - lobsternewburg (01/13/2014) [-]
***** still into that Dark Souls then. Seems that everyone who plays it plays it ******* hardcore.

Holy ******* ****
#4214 to #4213 - iamnewhere (01/13/2014) [-]
Oh yesh, it's my most played game of all time, i think. It's certainly up there, along with MGS3 and GTA3. I've got around 1500 hours in it on the 360, and i just got a controller for my PC, so i'm building up a few hours in it there as well.   
   
Didn't you say you were thinking about bying it yourself?   
Because you should.    
It's not as hard as people make it sound, and there are a lot of issues with it, and lack of polish in some areas. But ofc, that could be because i've played it so much.
Oh yesh, it's my most played game of all time, i think. It's certainly up there, along with MGS3 and GTA3. I've got around 1500 hours in it on the 360, and i just got a controller for my PC, so i'm building up a few hours in it there as well.

Didn't you say you were thinking about bying it yourself?
Because you should.
It's not as hard as people make it sound, and there are a lot of issues with it, and lack of polish in some areas. But ofc, that could be because i've played it so much.
#4215 to #4214 - lobsternewburg (01/13/2014) [-]
I was gonna get it on PS3 but the only 2 vidya stores near me closed down so I lost interest in new games altogether pretty much.   
   
Only exception was GTA V
I was gonna get it on PS3 but the only 2 vidya stores near me closed down so I lost interest in new games altogether pretty much.

Only exception was GTA V
#4216 to #4215 - iamnewhere (01/13/2014) [-]
GTA V got old pretty quickly for me, too much grinding in the online, and the community is full of 						****					 kids who kills everyone they see.   
   
Why not order games online?
GTA V got old pretty quickly for me, too much grinding in the online, and the community is full of **** kids who kills everyone they see.

Why not order games online?
#4217 to #4216 - lobsternewburg (01/13/2014) [-]
Online was the worst ******* **** ever, single player was a masterpiece, but it's only single player and once it's over, there's nothing.

Never got round to it.
User avatar #4206 to #4205 - revengeforfreeze (01/13/2014) [-]
ikr

i was pretty surprised
User avatar #4199 to #4197 - lobsternewburg (01/06/2014) [-]
That feel when nofap 2014
User avatar #4201 to #4199 - iamnewhere (01/06/2014) [-]
Lol, why go through that **** ?
Masochistic pingas loving britbong.
#4203 to #4201 - lobsternewburg (01/06/2014) [-]
idk, test of willpower or something
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