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#1125871 - When DaS1 was ported to Steamworks, they accidentally released…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/16/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1125964 - pwnagraphy (12/16/2014) [-]
Play as the Centipede Demon
Play as Bed of Chaos
Smough
Kalameet

This is gonna be good
User avatar #1125911 - cozer (12/16/2014) [-]
This is fucking great, any other videos showing off cool shit with debug mode?
#1125886 - epicscorpion (12/16/2014) [-]
I was wondering why the name had that weird version number on the end.
#53 - If you invade me when i'm going through the level, ****…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/12/2014 on When hit by Lloyds Talisman +12
User avatar #57 - LordRaymond (12/12/2014) [-]
I use estus whenever someone is using exclusively pyromancy.

I like to give them a taste of what it feels like to have to go up against extreme faggotry
#72 - isolovegames (12/12/2014) [-]
>not using estus against hexers and magic fags.
#67 - kingpinkie (12/12/2014) [-]
>only against pyromancies
The fucks wrong with pyromancy? It's so slow and easy as fuck to dodge
User avatar #79 - dofr (12/12/2014) [-]
#80 - kingpinkie (12/13/2014) [-]
i still don't see much of a problem
Pyromancies are pretty shitty and easy to evade
User avatar #60 - LordRaymond (12/12/2014) [-]
Maybe it's bad luck or just the kind of people who use pyromancy, but I get lag-hit by pyromancy about 200% more often than I do from spells/hexes.

Not to mention, it's just annoying as a melee character. Nothing like having someone one-shot you with Great Combustion that they cast 4 seconds ago but for some reason still has a lingering hitbox.
User avatar #68 - fedoralover (12/12/2014) [-]
they improved the hitbox of the great fireball i think, its prob better than the forbiding sun imo
User avatar #59 - fedoralover (12/12/2014) [-]
whats wrong with pyromancy? compared to other spells it0s the easyest to tank
User avatar #56 - fedoralover (12/12/2014) [-]
If someones invades me i usually heal up before the fight and wait him on a location without enemies so we can have a nice pvp, also i equip a ring of life and protection just in case I lose my humanity.
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Holy fuck I was having trouble myself
#51 - **** yes! Based Draiman! 12/08/2014 on David Draiman +25
#1119393 - Dark Souls 1 has a fantastic love story:  [+] (1 new reply) 12/08/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#181 - There is no credible source that she is included in the develo… 12/08/2014 on Anita Sarkeesian is doing... 0
#1117654 - Game Awards 2014  [+] (1 new reply) 12/06/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1117657 - Riukanojutsu (12/06/2014) [-]
is that a thing?
#1117645 - It's 6 am here, should've gone to bed, **** . 12/06/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#1117639 - Metal Gear Online was the only interesting thing to me. …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/06/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1117688 - yellowcardraiden (12/06/2014) [-]
I am fucking pumped. I want to ride those mini metal gear around already.
User avatar #1117652 - Riukanojutsu (12/06/2014) [-]
what are you talking about?
User avatar #1117654 - iamnewhere (12/06/2014) [-]
Game Awards 2014
User avatar #1117657 - Riukanojutsu (12/06/2014) [-]
is that a thing?
User avatar #1117643 - ghostninja (12/06/2014) [-]
The only things worth watching was the MGO anouncment and zelda shit

welp 3 hours Im never getting back of my life
User avatar #1117645 - iamnewhere (12/06/2014) [-]
It's 6 am here, should've gone to bed, fuck.
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I hope they play Radioactive like 6 times

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#4000 - iamnewhere ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
stickied
#4000 get.


Such a social profile.
#3798 - iamnewhere ONLINE (06/06/2013) [+] (1 reply)
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This is my 13000th comment.


I am so proud of myself.
#4383 to #4382 - inquisition (11/19/2014) [-]
Not much, doing some work, new watch got delivered.

You?
#4384 to #4383 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
Playing Fallout 3 for the first time (finally)
God damn that game is unstable. Crashes every time i Alt+tab. And before i found that multicore fix, it was unplayable. Couln't even get out of the Vault.
It's fun now though.

What kind of watch?
#4385 to #4384 - inquisition (11/19/2014) [-]
I wish I could play Fallout 3 for the first time again, ****** good. It's dated and glitchy but still GOTY material. Crashes like most Bethesda games, but what are you gonna do. One of my fav games.

Watch is the same as pic
#4386 to #4385 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
Dayum, that's some fancy **** . Expensive?

I just hope i don't run into any gamebreaking **** . In Skyrim, the Thieves guild quests didn't activate for me on my first playthrough, and i couldn't access the area you kill Alduin, i forgot the name, in my second.
Nothing yet, so that's good.
#4387 to #4386 - inquisition (11/19/2014) [-]
Only £80, I got it as a day-to-day watch because I didn't want to wear out the leather on my nicer one.

From what I've heard most gamebreaking **** happens during DLC, I've never had any troubles (apart from getting stuck in the Jefferson Memorial and being unable to get out, meaning I had to reload an early af save) but I think you'll be fine.
#4388 to #4387 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
I don't have any fancy watches, only a cheap thing with rubber straps. It's okay though.

I've heard that too actually, but i imagine people have found out ways to fix this by now. And i'm on PC, so if all else fails, i'll just use the console.
#4389 to #4388 - inquisition (11/19/2014) [-]
Yea, tbh they're a practicality thing you don't need to spend a lot on, only jewellery a man can wear too.

Console or mods, PC users have it easy in that respect.

You played Fallout New Vegas

Also I watched GoT, all of them.
#4390 to #4389 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
Uh, i haven't played New Vegas yet. Release order, niqqa. Always. Just ignore the fact that i haven't played, and i'm not considering playing, Fallout 1 or 2

So what did you think about GoT?
You were probably spoiled to **** with some of the plot twists.
#4391 to #4390 - inquisition (11/19/2014) [-]
Make sure you do, it's slightly more polished than Fallout 3 in a number of ways, but feels less post-apocalyptic. Still one of my favourite games tho. I got 1 and 2 for free through some deal, but I can't be asked with that gameplay interface. It looks like AIDS.

GoT's great, only major spoiler I saw and remembered when watching it was Joffrey's death , other than that no.

imo best storyline is the Night's Watch and worst is the Daenerys one (got boring once she got the unsullied then started ruling slaves instead of crossing the sea to Westeros).
#4392 to #4391 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
Only that spoiler? That's 						*******					 amazing. Spoiling GoT has practically been a sport.   
   
Yeah, 						****					 Daenerys. I hope she finally does something in the upcoming season.   
And holy god damn 						****					 i can't wait for the new season.
Only that spoiler? That's ******* amazing. Spoiling GoT has practically been a sport.

Yeah, **** Daenerys. I hope she finally does something in the upcoming season.
And holy god damn **** i can't wait for the new season.
#4393 to #4392 - inquisition (11/19/2014) [-]
tbh a lot of other stuff was probably spoiled a while ago for me but I never considered watching GoT, so I forgot them.

They've been dragging it out for so ******* long it's ridiculous. I don't care about irrelevant slaves in ********* across the sea. I want her to kill **** .
#4394 to #4393 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, she's been filler lately, and not the good kind.
Yeah, she's been filler lately, and not the good kind.
#4395 to #4394 - inquisition (11/19/2014) [-]
Last Tyrion/Tywin interaction was good though. You could kind of see the foreshadowing too (Tyrion stops getting his own way when Jaime won't go back to Casterly, Cersei won't marry Loras and Tyrion refuses to die). It was great because Tywin was such a ******* Jew who wouldn't stop getting his own way with everything. Funny death too.
#4396 to #4395 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/19/2014) [-]
I liked the scene, but it kinda rubbed me the wrong way too. I mean, he was the most powerful man in Westeros, and the death was a little too anticlimactic, too short. Which ofc is the irony of it, it was definitely intentional, but it just didn't feel like a big deal to me. Which is sad because Tywin was one of my favorite characters, i loved to hate him. Charles Dance is an awesome actor.   
   
But i gtg now, smell ya later.
I liked the scene, but it kinda rubbed me the wrong way too. I mean, he was the most powerful man in Westeros, and the death was a little too anticlimactic, too short. Which ofc is the irony of it, it was definitely intentional, but it just didn't feel like a big deal to me. Which is sad because Tywin was one of my favorite characters, i loved to hate him. Charles Dance is an awesome actor.

But i gtg now, smell ya later.
#4397 to #4396 - inquisition (11/19/2014) [-]
Something to do with him not " ******** gold", lmao.

And yea, cya
#4376 to #4374 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
Ikr?
I have no regrets.
#4377 to #4376 - inquisition (11/01/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ this picture is the best ******* part.

Such a sadcase.
#4378 to #4377 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
He denied that this was him.
User avatar #4365 - xshadeeisafag (10/30/2014) [-]
iamanywhere
User avatar #4366 to #4365 - iamnewhere ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
youanfaggot.
Since when were you alive?
User avatar #4367 to #4366 - xshadeeisafag (10/30/2014) [-]
fj got stale idk

my life basically consists of video games and sleeping rn
User avatar #4368 to #4367 - iamnewhere ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Hear hear. I'm only here when i'm extremely bored, as if this is any better.

Do you still go to school, or do you have a job? Long time no see dude.
User avatar #4369 to #4368 - xshadeeisafag (10/30/2014) [-]
still in school. im 17 so yeah. if you ever wanna talk just add me on skype Lsd1225
#4370 to #4369 - iamnewhere ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
>Add me on Skype
>Skype

Naw, buddy. Naw.

So how's life? didn't you have a thing for a girl when you left? How did that go?
User avatar #4371 to #4370 - xshadeeisafag (10/30/2014) [-]
wtf is wrong with skype hater

what was her name?
User avatar #4372 to #4371 - iamnewhere ONLINE (10/30/2014) [-]
Idk, it chrashes all the time, won't log in most of the time, and i just don't like it in general.

Hell if i know, i don't think you told me.
User avatar #4375 to #4373 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/01/2014) [-]
duh
#4363 to #4342 - iamnewhere ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Well for all i know the anchovies and mayo you have is completely different from what we have here, so it might be disgusting for you.
#4364 to #4363 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
well it does sound like it's worth trying at least
#4343 to #4342 - iamnewhere ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
>Posting Pokemon
>Calling anyone a faget
#4344 to #4343 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
**Sunset rolled image** how're you tom?
#4345 to #4344 - iamnewhere ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
**iamnewhere rolled image**   
I'm good for the most part. I managed to contract 'kissing disease' about a month ago, so i have practically no energy in me (as if i had that before), and i can't drink alcohol until January.   
   
How're you Tommy?
**iamnewhere rolled image**
I'm good for the most part. I managed to contract 'kissing disease' about a month ago, so i have practically no energy in me (as if i had that before), and i can't drink alcohol until January.

How're you Tommy?
#4346 to #4345 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
i'm good, just showered
#4347 to #4346 - iamnewhere ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Did you get any whiter?
Did you get any whiter?
#4348 to #4347 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
sadly not
sadly not
#4349 to #4348 - iamnewhere ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
That's too bad.
That's too bad.
#4350 to #4349 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
at least i'm not a *******
#4351 to #4350 - iamnewhere ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
At least i don't live in America.
#4352 to #4351 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
**Sunset rolls 42** glad to be free, pal
#4353 to #4352 - iamnewhere ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, i can't hear you over all my Pinnekjøtt.
I'm sorry, i can't hear you over all my Pinnekjøtt.
#4354 to #4353 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
i can't hear you over my cheeseburger
#4355 to #4354 - iamnewhere ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Keep eating your trash food, i'll be eating tørrfisk all day.
#4356 to #4355 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
sounds like **** . what is it?
#4357 to #4356 - iamnewhere ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Salted and dried cod. It's pretty good
#4358 to #4357 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
i don't think i've ever had cod. what's that like?
i don't think i've ever had cod. what's that like?
#4359 to #4358 - iamnewhere ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Regular cod is really nothing special imo. There's loads of fish that tastes better. Salmon for example.
Regular cod is really nothing special imo. There's loads of fish that tastes better. Salmon for example.
#4360 to #4359 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
you ever had anchovies?
you ever had anchovies?
#4361 to #4360 - iamnewhere ONLINE (10/26/2014) [-]
Yeah. The ones you get here are pretty good. A slice of bread with eggs and mayonaise goes really well with it.
Yeah. The ones you get here are pretty good. A slice of bread with eggs and mayonaise goes really well with it.
#4362 to #4361 - Sunset (10/26/2014) [-]
>anchovies with eggs and mayo

sounds disgusting, but i am interested. i'll have to try that sometime
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#4340 to #4339 - iamnewhere ONLINE (10/11/2014) [-]
>Posting pictures of yourself on the internet   
   
Never again.   
   
Hei ja.
>Posting pictures of yourself on the internet

Never again.

Hei ja.
#4341 to #4340 - wedgie (10/11/2014) [-]
kjenner følelsen.
#4306 - grimmwaters (06/09/2014) [-]
************* Rex
That was the last thing I expected!
#4308 to #4306 - iamnewhere ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Actually. i don't think that's Rex.

The top part definitely looks like Rex, but the legs are exactly the same as ZEKE's in Peace Walker, slimmer than Rex's. I think it's a mix of the two.
#4310 to #4308 - grimmwaters (06/10/2014) [-]
>MFW never played Peace Walker
I don't know what I'm missing
#4311 to #4310 - iamnewhere ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Holy 						****					 						*****					, whatchu doin'?   
Don't you have a console?   
It's 						*******					 great, and Ground Zeroes and The Phantom Pain are direct sequels...
Holy **** ***** , whatchu doin'?
Don't you have a console?
It's ******* great, and Ground Zeroes and The Phantom Pain are direct sequels...
#4312 to #4311 - grimmwaters (06/10/2014) [-]
I can't play them without having completed PW then.
I think it's about time I bought the collection.
#4313 to #4312 - iamnewhere ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
You're damn right it's about time.

So what have you been up to?
Been a while since we talked
#4314 to #4313 - grimmwaters (06/10/2014) [-]
Indeed it has ma ***** , I've been playing various vidya, and enjoying being a bastard.
How bout you?
#4315 to #4314 - iamnewhere ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Same here, played loads of Dark Souls 2.   
And now that it's basically summer here, i've been boatin' and fishin', living the good lyfe.
Same here, played loads of Dark Souls 2.
And now that it's basically summer here, i've been boatin' and fishin', living the good lyfe.
#4316 to #4315 - grimmwaters (06/10/2014) [-]
I'm right with you homes
Them OP hexes doe
#4317 to #4316 - iamnewhere ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Yeah, some of them are/were pretty stupid.
Luckily some of them were patched, like Resonant Weapon.

I just hope they get rid of Soul Memory in NG+.
#4318 to #4317 - grimmwaters (06/10/2014) [-]
Agreed Sunlight Spear and Resonant soul man   
Paired with the fact that I suck at PvP=many deaths.   
   
But Soul Memory doesnt reach its cap until 15,000,000 souls
Agreed Sunlight Spear and Resonant soul man
Paired with the fact that I suck at PvP=many deaths.

But Soul Memory doesnt reach its cap until 15,000,000 souls
#4319 to #4318 - iamnewhere ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Practice your rolls, man. And make sure you have at least 95 Agility, which has about as many I-frames as Dark Souls 1 mid-roll.

Yes, but once you hit the 15 Mill cap, you'll be paired with max level people with ridiculously much defence (Havel's) and every spell and so on.
It's just plain unbalanced IF you're like me and stop leveling at level 150.

Demon's Souls and Dark Souls 1 did this stuff right. You CAN invade max level players if you're unlucky, but you can't BE invaded by people way higher level than you. I hope they go back to this, at least in NG+, because Soul Memory was made to prevent Twinks, but once you get to NG+, you should be powerful/good enough to face pretty much anybody.
#4320 to #4319 - grimmwaters (06/10/2014) [-]
Rolling means nothing when hitboxes are as wonky as they are, also lag.   
150 is my cap as well, but I'm ridiculously low adp because faith   
And Demon's Souls was Demon's Souls, nothing can top that.
Rolling means nothing when hitboxes are as wonky as they are, also lag.
150 is my cap as well, but I'm ridiculously low adp because faith
And Demon's Souls was Demon's Souls, nothing can top that.
#4321 to #4320 - iamnewhere ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Never had trouble dodging spells, guess you gotta  become better    
Attunement gives Agility as well, as long as you have at least 95, you should be able to roll through most spells without trouble.
Never had trouble dodging spells, guess you gotta become better
Attunement gives Agility as well, as long as you have at least 95, you should be able to roll through most spells without trouble.
#4322 to #4321 - grimmwaters (06/10/2014) [-]
I need to  git gud
I need to git gud
#4323 to #4322 - iamnewhere ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
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#4324 to #4323 - grimmwaters (06/10/2014) [-]
Freakin Havel, man..
Freakin Havel, man..
#4325 to #4324 - iamnewhere ONLINE (06/10/2014) [-]
Can't stop The Rock, man.
Can't stop The Rock, man.
#4326 to #4325 - grimmwaters (06/10/2014) [-]
Where's Tarkus when you need him?
Where's Tarkus when you need him?
User avatar #4309 to #4307 - iamnewhere ONLINE (06/09/2014) [-]
Well that was fast, lol
#4291 to #4290 - iamnewhere ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Just watched the season finale of Hannibal, now i'm just chillin'.

You?
#4292 to #4291 - inquisition (05/25/2014) [-]
Is Hannibal good?

Not much, been watching fargo.
#4293 to #4292 - iamnewhere ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Yeah it's pretty good. A little hard to get into, lots of **** is happening at once, but after a while it gets better.

Who is that guy? There's loads of threads about him on 4chin, but i didn't bother looking him up.
#4294 to #4293 - inquisition (05/25/2014) [-]
Elliot Rodger. Essentially he was an autistic betafaggot who >tfwnogf'd so hard he went on a killing spree and killed 6 people in California.
Elliot Rodger. Essentially he was an autistic betafaggot who >tfwnogf'd so hard he went on a killing spree and killed 6 people in California.
#4295 to #4294 - iamnewhere ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Lol, can't get a gf? Go shoot some people.
Impressive.
#4296 to #4295 - inquisition (05/25/2014) [-]
Funny thing is that he had a decent face and his parents were rich af. He was just so 						*******					 asspie that he couldn't manage getting a gf. If he weren't so autistic he'd have one easily and 6 people would still be alive.   
   
						*******					 idiot.
Funny thing is that he had a decent face and his parents were rich af. He was just so ******* asspie that he couldn't manage getting a gf. If he weren't so autistic he'd have one easily and 6 people would still be alive.

******* idiot.
#4297 to #4296 - iamnewhere ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
How do you know he did it because >nogf ?
Did he leave a note? Or is he still alive?
#4298 to #4297 - inquisition (05/25/2014) [-]
Oh man, this is the best part. He constantly posted about it on bodybuilding misc forum and made a 						********					 of videos about it on youtube. The one he made before the shooting is here www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQUW3Km01BM&feature=kp&bpctr=1401038663   
   
"If I can't have you, girls, I will destroy you"   
   
He also made a 140 page "manifesto" about his life, 						*******					 sad.   
   
www.scribd.com/doc/225960813/Elliot-Rodger-Santa-Barbara-mass-shooting-suspect-My-Twisted-World-manifesto
Oh man, this is the best part. He constantly posted about it on bodybuilding misc forum and made a ******** of videos about it on youtube. The one he made before the shooting is here www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQUW3Km01BM&feature=kp&bpctr=1401038663

"If I can't have you, girls, I will destroy you"

He also made a 140 page "manifesto" about his life, ******* sad.

www.scribd.com/doc/225960813/Elliot-Rodger-Santa-Barbara-mass-shooting-suspect-My-Twisted-World-manifesto
#4299 to #4298 - iamnewhere ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
That was hilarious, painful and rage inducing.
He sounds like a rejected high school Bond villain with his "evil" laugh.
Spoiled brat.

And a 140 ******* pages of whining?
How the **** did this guy get a hold of a gun?
#4300 to #4299 - inquisition (05/25/2014) [-]
Oh man his laugh is so forced and ******* stupid.

I think he writes about the gun. He was a richkid, his dad was a major guy in making The Hunger Games films and his grandfather was a famous WWII photographer. He probably just got a hold of the gun with daddy's money.
#4301 to #4300 - iamnewhere ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
A rich kid with a decent face not able to get a gold digger in 						*******					 California..   
That's some top tier retardation.
A rich kid with a decent face not able to get a gold digger in ******* California..
That's some top tier retardation.
#4302 to #4301 - inquisition (05/25/2014) [-]
I would have thought that it would actually be hard not to get one.   
   
His dad bought him a 						*******					 BMW for Christ's sake.
I would have thought that it would actually be hard not to get one.

His dad bought him a ******* BMW for Christ's sake.
#4303 to #4302 - iamnewhere ONLINE (05/25/2014) [-]
Oh well, that's one less "Supreme Gentleman" to worry about.   
   
I wish he didn't kill himself. The trial and 						****					 would've been interesting.
Oh well, that's one less "Supreme Gentleman" to worry about.

I wish he didn't kill himself. The trial and **** would've been interesting.
#4304 to #4303 - inquisition (05/25/2014) [-]
Probably would have gotten tried as a ******* lunatic or something. Then gone to some rich-kid jail.

Or goes to a regular jail and gets some loving from Jerome.
#4267 - Sunset (05/05/2014) [-]
I'M LATE BUT HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOM
#4268 to #4267 - iamnewhere ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
THANKS A LOT TOMMY!
#4269 to #4268 - Sunset (05/05/2014) [-]
what'd you do for your bday
#4270 to #4269 - iamnewhere ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Played Dark Souls 2.
Gon' have a family dinner later this week.
#4271 to #4270 - Sunset (05/05/2014) [-]
sounds good. i hear way too much about that game from the skype groups i'm in
#4272 to #4271 - iamnewhere ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Well it's a pretty damn good game.
You should try them
#4273 to #4272 - Sunset (05/05/2014) [-]
my computer can't play games
#4274 to #4273 - iamnewhere ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Get rich and buy one that can.
#4286 to #4285 - iamnewhere ONLINE (05/05/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#4252 to #4251 - iamnewhere ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Lol, there are some pretty funny fake Kojima tweets.

This one is real.
He's so ******* awesome.
"Not a gay".
:3
#4253 to #4252 - inquisition (04/17/2014) [-]
top kek   
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A4PlXD560w reminds me of this for some reason
top kek

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4A4PlXD560w reminds me of this for some reason
#4254 to #4253 - iamnewhere ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Well then, guess i'm gay.
#4255 to #4254 - inquisition (04/17/2014) [-]
oh god what
oh god what
#4256 to #4255 - iamnewhere ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Based Kojima.
Best game director there is.
#4257 to #4256 - inquisition (04/17/2014) [-]
He's a joker.

So how you doing?
#4258 to #4257 - iamnewhere ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
I'm just chilling.
A little upset, a friend of mine is having a party and i apparently wasn't invited. But oh well.

And you?

MetalGearSolid:GroundZeroes.jpg
#4259 to #4258 - inquisition (04/17/2014) [-]
Lame. Why weren't you invited?

I'm k. Chilling. Not much to do really when I have to be in my house all day studying.
#4260 to #4259 - iamnewhere ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
I'unno. Perhaps that one guy i really don't get along with came, and he wanted to avoid any trouble. Still lame though.

Studying for what? Don't you have vacation?
#4261 to #4260 - inquisition (04/17/2014) [-]
Yea, and he should really explain why.

Final exams in a few weeks. After that I got like over 2 months of vacation to do nothing in. Might start going to a gym if I can sort that out.
#4262 to #4261 - iamnewhere ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
Oh 						****					, good luck with that. I was always a nerve wreck when it came to exams.   
   
Lol, i should get my ass back in the gym as well, but.... eh... effort...
Oh **** , good luck with that. I was always a nerve wreck when it came to exams.

Lol, i should get my ass back in the gym as well, but.... eh... effort...
#4263 to #4262 - inquisition (04/17/2014) [-]
I'm pretty good at taking exams. I should get some 						****					 sorted in the next few weeks tho, then I'll do well.   
   
Gotta git swole brah.
I'm pretty good at taking exams. I should get some **** sorted in the next few weeks tho, then I'll do well.

Gotta git swole brah.

#4264 to #4263 - iamnewhere ONLINE (04/17/2014) [-]
What kind of exam is it?

Maybe some day.
#4265 to #4264 - inquisition (04/17/2014) [-]
Just some standardised testing. Run of the mill kind of stuff.

I believe in you.
User avatar #4231 - inquisition (03/11/2014) [-]
accidentally changed then forgot my password

pls add this account

it's lobster btw lmao
User avatar #4232 to #4231 - iamnewhere ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
How the **** did you manage to forget your new password?`
That's impressive
User avatar #4233 to #4232 - inquisition (04/06/2014) [-]
My short term memory is literally ******* awful.
User avatar #4234 to #4233 - iamnewhere ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Lol, nice.

So, did i miss anything of importance?
User avatar #4235 to #4234 - inquisition (04/06/2014) [-]
Nope, not really.

This site is boring and irl not too much is going on atm.

What about you?
User avatar #4236 to #4235 - iamnewhere ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Not too much, been playing a lot of Dark Souls 2 and MGS, they are amazing.

And i'm hyped as **** for the new Game of Thrones season tonight.
User avatar #4237 to #4236 - inquisition (04/06/2014) [-]
Is DS2 as good as DS1?

And lmao I still haven't started watching that **** .
User avatar #4238 to #4237 - iamnewhere ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
It's better overall, but DS1 did some things better than DS2.
Demon's Souls is still the best imo.

You really should. I'm not much of a movie/TV guy, but i absolutely love it
User avatar #4239 to #4238 - inquisition (04/06/2014) [-]
And how is MGS?
User avatar #4240 to #4239 - iamnewhere ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Short. Really short. Main mission is over in max 2 hours.
BUT it is also REALLY good. I don't think anyone who isn't a fan of the series should buy it, but for me, i'd buy it again without a second thought.
It has the best gameplay in the series, a huge variety of ways to complete your objectives, best looking console game i've ever seen, and the extra missions are fun.
#4230 - grimmwaters (03/11/2014) [-]
c ya faget
c ya faget
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#4227 - iamnewhere ONLINE (02/08/2014) [-]
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#4223 - anonymous (01/20/2014) [-]
A map.

What is more powerful than God,
More evil than the Devil.
Rich people need it,
Poor people have it,
and if you eat it, you will die?
User avatar #4224 to #4223 - iamnewhere ONLINE (01/20/2014) [-]
Uh, nothing?
#4226 to #4224 - anonymous (02/04/2014) [-]
DINGDINGDING
User avatar #4218 - ninjashark (01/19/2014) [-]
Nice Text.
User avatar #4219 to #4218 - iamnewhere ONLINE (01/19/2014) [-]
Nice Text.
#4208 to #4207 - iamnewhere ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
'sup Bromio?
#4209 to #4208 - lobsternewburg (01/13/2014) [-]
not much, torrenting a bunch of music

Also this happened lmao

www.funnyjunk.com/I+died+laughing+lol/funny-pictures/4970239/11#11

What about you?
#4210 to #4209 - iamnewhere ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
Lol, can't say i'm surprised.


And not much going on here, watching some guy stream on Twitch, letting some fresh air in after my dog farted -- the usual.
#4211 to #4210 - lobsternewburg (01/13/2014) [-]
Most people on this site are white kids who don't know anything about rap that only listen to Eminem because he's white.   
   
Which streamer?   
   
And lmao dog farts.
Most people on this site are white kids who don't know anything about rap that only listen to Eminem because he's white.

Which streamer?

And lmao dog farts.
#4212 to #4211 - iamnewhere ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
Sounds about right, lol.

I'm watching Miltrivd do a Dark Souls challenge run. I usually watch Peeve or Brandon505.

Dog farts are no laughing matter i tell you, his farts smells so bad i could throw up, and it lingers so long in the air it's ridiculous.
#4213 to #4212 - lobsternewburg (01/13/2014) [-]
***** still into that Dark Souls then. Seems that everyone who plays it plays it ******* hardcore.

Holy ******* ****
#4214 to #4213 - iamnewhere ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
Oh yesh, it's my most played game of all time, i think. It's certainly up there, along with MGS3 and GTA3. I've got around 1500 hours in it on the 360, and i just got a controller for my PC, so i'm building up a few hours in it there as well.   
   
Didn't you say you were thinking about bying it yourself?   
Because you should.    
It's not as hard as people make it sound, and there are a lot of issues with it, and lack of polish in some areas. But ofc, that could be because i've played it so much.
Oh yesh, it's my most played game of all time, i think. It's certainly up there, along with MGS3 and GTA3. I've got around 1500 hours in it on the 360, and i just got a controller for my PC, so i'm building up a few hours in it there as well.

Didn't you say you were thinking about bying it yourself?
Because you should.
It's not as hard as people make it sound, and there are a lot of issues with it, and lack of polish in some areas. But ofc, that could be because i've played it so much.
#4215 to #4214 - lobsternewburg (01/13/2014) [-]
I was gonna get it on PS3 but the only 2 vidya stores near me closed down so I lost interest in new games altogether pretty much.   
   
Only exception was GTA V
I was gonna get it on PS3 but the only 2 vidya stores near me closed down so I lost interest in new games altogether pretty much.

Only exception was GTA V
#4216 to #4215 - iamnewhere ONLINE (01/13/2014) [-]
GTA V got old pretty quickly for me, too much grinding in the online, and the community is full of 						****					 kids who kills everyone they see.   
   
Why not order games online?
GTA V got old pretty quickly for me, too much grinding in the online, and the community is full of **** kids who kills everyone they see.

Why not order games online?
#4217 to #4216 - lobsternewburg (01/13/2014) [-]
Online was the worst ******* **** ever, single player was a masterpiece, but it's only single player and once it's over, there's nothing.

Never got round to it.
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