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#13 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 05/10/2012 on Still fag +593
#395 - gregy (05/11/2012) [-]
#393 - slowpokerfast (05/11/2012) [-]
LOL HE SAID JUSTIN BIEBER IS A GIRL
#364 - meghostaguy (05/11/2012) [-]
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#351 - tippidyt (05/11/2012) [-]
BUUUUUUURN!
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#160 - yettinarch (05/11/2012) [-]
#153 - WildRover (05/11/2012) [-]
#77 - livinglegacy (05/11/2012) [-]
Justin Bieber is now a rug. Pass it on.

Pic related.
#21 - ohbamse (05/10/2012) [-]
#30 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
ive seen this gif 1 a minion times on fj,but i dont know its source...can you give me the source? :D
#342 - localcatbarber (05/11/2012) [-]
Robert Downey Jr interview on the Jonathan Ross show via satelite.
#32 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
TOOONY STAAARK
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#7 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2012 on The Derpsons comp +170
#87 - MGK (05/10/2012) [-]
#71 - asgerfh (05/10/2012) [-]
#9 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2012 on Honest Answers from Kids +378
#182 - xpeh (05/11/2012) [-]
Here's the original
#56 - blackbriar (05/10/2012) [-]
Reminds me of Superbad
#27 - At least Funnyjunk > Facebook  [+] (1 new reply) 05/10/2012 on Funnyjunk +5
#63 - whatthafuck (05/10/2012) [-]
MFW my watermark is on your post
#8 - Enjoy the rest of the week, criminal scum!  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2012 on The weather +191
#84 - krabsan (05/10/2012) [-]
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#71 - pistro (05/10/2012) [-]
#12 - Oh FFS, ***** ! 05/10/2012 on Ducks! +1
#16 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2012 on Clever Ads +251
#124 - fredeminator (05/10/2012) [-]
superb.
#74 - dalgaard (05/10/2012) [-]
User avatar #23 - dscrim (05/10/2012) [-]
Rob Schneider?
#18 - Comment deleted 05/09/2012 on Chips -2
#111 - You mean rank 4. 05/09/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
#12 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2012 on Hair +54
#191 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
#26 - Picture 05/09/2012 on She Said... +16
#14 - Since everyone keeps asking what he got in the mail.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2012 on Bloody Hell Woman +83
#22 - azroth (05/09/2012) [-]
#19 - frozo (05/09/2012) [-]
I'm white and I would wear those shoes over any retarded Jordans any day.
#9 - Picture 05/09/2012 on She Said... +19
#8 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2012 on She Said... +2
#12 - comeatmebrother (05/09/2012) [-]
is that seriously what you thought of when you decided to dub that picture.
#9 - iamjohngalt (05/09/2012) [-]
#4 - So many years of horrible torment... Are the humans void o…  [+] (10 new replies) 05/09/2012 on WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY +277
#256 - kampi (05/10/2012) [-]
I began to cry just because of that gif..
#197 - ragingbrony (05/10/2012) [-]
It's okay, don't cry...
We can still care for one another.
#184 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
I say the same thing about my cat.
#150 - GeneralLeeInsane (05/10/2012) [-]
Yes, actually.
Yes I am.
#58 - taternutz (05/09/2012) [-]
#52 - pininfarina (05/09/2012) [-]
Don't you worry guys,

should they uprise, we have the tecnology to disarray their ranks
User avatar #39 - Lightclaw (05/09/2012) [-]
You bastard. I was happy.
#33 - mytrakytra (05/09/2012) [-]
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#17 - rawrbowwow (05/09/2012) [-]
That made me sad...
#11 - anonymous (05/09/2012) [-]
now im sad =(
#28 - So much effort and so much win. You win the FJ badge of ho… 05/09/2012 on The Promise +24
#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2012 on The Promise +10
#39 - artemisgrey (05/09/2012) [-]
Now THIS made me laugh. Thumbs for you, good sir.
#16 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/09/2012 on The Promise +5
#57 - pandacub (05/09/2012) [-]
#17 - iamjohngalt (05/09/2012) [-]
#39 - artemisgrey (05/09/2012) [-]
Now THIS made me laugh. Thumbs for you, good sir.
#7 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 05/09/2012 on My place +574
#184 - meghostaguy (05/10/2012) [-]
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#74 - elguso (05/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #106 - commontroll (05/10/2012) [-]
I have that same Beardhead... this makes me happy.
#61 - scottyy (05/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #134 - NinjaPlease (05/10/2012) [-]
Is that Idi Amin?
#46 - sannukas (05/09/2012) [-]
#30 - kreptile (05/09/2012) [-]
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#6 - Picture  [+] (14 new replies) 05/09/2012 on My place +404
#205 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
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#183 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
NIGGER!
#125 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
NIGGER
#7 - iamjohngalt (05/09/2012) [-]
#184 - meghostaguy (05/10/2012) [-]
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#99 - inboundpotato (05/10/2012) [-]
#74 - elguso (05/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #106 - commontroll (05/10/2012) [-]
I have that same Beardhead... this makes me happy.
#61 - scottyy (05/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #134 - NinjaPlease (05/10/2012) [-]
Is that Idi Amin?
#46 - sannukas (05/09/2012) [-]
#30 - kreptile (05/09/2012) [-]
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#20 - At least try to add some funny, OP.  [+] (63 new replies) 05/08/2012 on To the frontpage! +1627
#1017 - stormietheraver (05/10/2012) [-]
i tried making my own version and uploaded it....it got minus 6 thumbs...i guess i dont win teh internetz...
#1003 - kekio (05/09/2012) [-]
is your name charlie sheen because you sir are winning
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#999 - auesis (05/09/2012) [-]
Fantastic! You have made my FJ for the day.
#996 - betesta (05/09/2012) [-]
o.o 1415 thumbs
#995 - SubjectThree (05/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #991 - Aspirin (05/09/2012) [-]
You are glorious.
#982 - thedinosaurfarm (05/09/2012) [-]
Upload as content bro. this is hilarious.
#975 - adamks (05/09/2012) [-]
I feel bad for the guys with this post, someone remakes his content and gets way more love.
ON HIS OWN CONTENT COMMENT SECTION!
#949 - Adminswhore (05/09/2012) [-]
A winrar is you sir
#932 - vanoreo (05/09/2012) [-]
>Comment Rank: #5
>43206 Thumbs
>Joined exactly three months ago
I am very impressed.
User avatar #834 - dudeperson (05/09/2012) [-]
This post was pretty funny, but your comment is even funnier!
User avatar #791 - nilestyle (05/09/2012) [-]
this comment should be content, i genuinely laughed
#790 - nephera (05/09/2012) [-]
This is for you! GJ!
User avatar #863 - diamondhead (05/09/2012) [-]
Can you get me the original gif?
#998 - nouder (05/09/2012) [-]
As the guy who made THAT gif, sure :D
User avatar #1008 - diamondhead (05/09/2012) [-]
Thanks so much
#983 - thedinosaurfarm (05/09/2012) [-]
Aren't you the guy who made the "Oh god why" meme?
User avatar #990 - diamondhead (05/09/2012) [-]
yeah....
#1000 - furyr (05/09/2012) [-]
IT'S DIAMONDHEAD!!! Everyone, put your cool face on!
User avatar #992 - thedinosaurfarm (05/09/2012) [-]
Lol, why do i remember shit like that instead of important things in school...

But props on being an Funnyjunk celebrity.
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#773 - lolerbot (05/09/2012) [-]
**lolerbot rolled a random image posted in comment #20 at So, funnyjunk, let's play a game. ** mfw internet
#769 - deathstalkerelite (05/09/2012) [-]
Oh wow, you won.
#765 - ishotguntrolls (05/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #742 - meghostaguy (05/09/2012) [-]
Great job there. You deserve those thumbs.

Your comment > This content.
#734 - unusual (05/09/2012) [-]
#845 - anonymous (05/09/2012) [-]
#707 - brainstormer (05/09/2012) [-]
User avatar #702 - herecomesjohnny (05/09/2012) [-]
the more people praise this comment, the more op has it up the ass
#697 - oenomaus (05/09/2012) [-]
#659 - anonymous (05/09/2012) [-]
HOLY JESUS TITTIES 953 THUMBS?!
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#633 - gcohen (05/09/2012) [-]
WHAT?! OP IS COOL?
#839 - anonymous (05/09/2012) [-]
#625 - stormietheraver (05/09/2012) [-]
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#619 - anonymous (05/09/2012) [-]
woah you guys have good eyesight i cant read it
#763 - ishotguntrolls (05/09/2012) [-]
#735 - fuckgravity (05/09/2012) [-]
enlarge it.
#584 - gevaudan (05/09/2012) [-]
#580 - anonymous (05/09/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 403,511,391**
how many internets you win
#520 - kmanson (05/09/2012) [-]
#437 - blahhhh (05/09/2012) [-]
#197 - anonymous (05/09/2012) [-]
This is technically OC. You should definitely post this.
#187 - bigbaddrag (05/09/2012) [-]
this made me smile
User avatar #170 - CheesePwnsHard (05/09/2012) [-]
OP should be jealous. This shit is amazing.
User avatar #300 - jmezfm (05/09/2012) [-]
No, this shit is bananas.

B-A-N-A-N-A-S
User avatar #1055 - miscarriage (08/25/2013) [-]
ur banan
#153 - highclassbean (05/09/2012) [-]
#97 - goodguygregmazz (05/08/2012) [-]
**goodguygregmazz rolls 24** you win the internet
#968 - anonymous (05/09/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 00**

No, like this.
#42 - anonymous (05/08/2012) [-]
Please send that to newest uploads.
#40 - totsandtaters (05/08/2012) [-]
User avatar #38 - totsandtaters (05/08/2012) [-]
Comment of the year
User avatar #31 - brettyoke (05/08/2012) [-]
This is 10x funnier than the fucking content. May just be the edit of the fucking year.
User avatar #30 - martiini (05/08/2012) [-]
Won't work if the emo is OP.
User avatar #258 - captainrattrap (05/09/2012) [-]
But emos are fags,
and OP is a fag...
#321 - anonymous (05/09/2012) [-]
I may have the emo haircut but!... actually i don't even know where is was going with this... i probably should get a haircut...
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#21 - leredspy (05/08/2012) [-]
#8 - Picture 05/08/2012 on You are doing it Wrong (comp) +50
#34 - Synchronize to this: 05/08/2012 on Radio +1
#7 - I feel like I've achieved something in life...  [+] (7 new replies) 05/08/2012 on when you see it +277
#361 - biggieboy (05/09/2012) [-]
I don't know when I'm going to use this in the future, but this opportunity might only come once in a lifetime.
#174 - nippuhl (05/08/2012) [-]
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When will this film be released?
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#56 - dalgaard (05/08/2012) [-]
MFW




You are one of my favourite commenters on FJ (if not nr.1) - You never dissapoint =)





#54 - dalgaard (05/08/2012) [-]
#43 - jimboismynameo (05/08/2012) [-]
is this why eminem dose not like girafes
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#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/08/2012 on On that day +315
#35 - blackbriar (05/08/2012) [-]
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#181 to #180 - shadowrated (06/08/2014) [-]
i really wish you were more active
i really wish you were more active
#182 to #181 - iamjohngalt (06/08/2014) [-]
Satisfied?
Satisfied?
User avatar #183 to #182 - shadowrated (08/27/2014) [-]
no, i mean as a commenter
User avatar #171 - wrongexplain (04/23/2014) [-]
i like your name, apparently a good but lengthy book. Is it worth the read?
#173 to #171 - iamjohngalt (04/23/2014) [-]
Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = 
			
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Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = You need to login to view this link )
User avatar #167 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#166 - struttndatass (03/31/2014) [-]
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
User avatar #165 - kidpat (01/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #164 - revengeforfreeze (11/07/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #163 - miscarriage ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#161 - shadowrated (09/05/2013) [-]
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this was golden
#162 to #161 - iamjohngalt (09/06/2013) [-]
that man was golden
that man was golden
User avatar #160 - holller (07/08/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #158 - holler (01/28/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
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#146 - itemmaaan (12/01/2012) [-]
Are you trading those funnyjunk points?
User avatar #147 to #146 - iamjohngalt (12/01/2012) [-]
For blackjack and hookers.
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User avatar #144 - shadowrated (11/23/2012) [-]
OH MY **** YOU'RE BACK! Time to check out your recent comments!
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User avatar #142 - nippuhl (11/21/2012) [-]
HOLY **** YOU'RE BACK
#135 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Think you'll ever return to commenting again?
#136 to #135 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Maybe during January-May.
Maybe during January-May.
#137 to #136 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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******* awesome.
I shall wait patiently.

So what are you up to these days anyways?
#138 to #137 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.   
   
Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.

Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
#139 to #138 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.

You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some **** .
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
#140 to #139 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
User avatar #168 to #140 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
can you say if it wasn't this?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3382769/Frontpage+Shenanigans/

i can't think of anything else
#169 to #168 - iamjohngalt (04/15/2014) [-]
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
User avatar #170 to #169 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
ah ok, i was convinced you and holler were the same person
#141 to #140 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Alright, smell you later.







i love you
#129 - shadowrated (09/07/2012) [-]
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**shadowrated rolled a random image posted in comment #450 at So my friend is a wizard... ** Be iamjohngalt

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#130 to #129 - iamjohngalt (09/07/2012) [-]
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.   
   
You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good 						*******					 luck with that, honeybuns! &lt;3
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.

You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good ******* luck with that, honeybuns! <3
User avatar #126 - shayschamp (07/16/2012) [-]
You, You and Holler were probably my favorite deceased commentors, without you two the comments aren't as great... even though I've partially stopped commenting for a while now
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User avatar #127 to #125 - nippuhl (08/05/2012) [-]
He moved lol
User avatar #132 to #127 - shadowrated (09/11/2012) [-]
We need to get him this type of colored text in order for him to start again this year
funnyjunk.com/items/216921#216921
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