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#14 - But instantly earned a license to kill instead.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/13/2012 on 300% Mortality +294
#294 - epicfailguyishere (05/14/2012) [-]
I have a license to maim
because nobody will fucking buy it off of me
#75 - pininfarina (05/13/2012) [-]
Not as good a license to drill though

More pain, more gain
#47 - ragingbrony (05/13/2012) [-]
#41 - pokemon master here that's a sudowoodo  [+] (4 new replies) 05/13/2012 on From the Garden of Eden +517
#385 - sudowoodo (05/14/2012) [-]
Excuse me?
#79 - doctorlean has deleted their comment.
#154 - anonymous (05/13/2012) [-]
beating a dead horse.jpg
#188 - qazaibomb (05/13/2012) [-]
heres a gif
#231 - You seem to know your science. Now answer me this: Ho…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2012 on All Forms of Bending +58
#271 - thesapsed (05/12/2012) [-]
Two, while you would not be able to feel the sense of wetness there is a bond between the molecules to allow measurable movement of the water on a surface to attribute the property of wetness. Without movement you cannot feel wetness.

< Literally me

I hate not being smart
#632 - anonymous (05/13/2012) [-]
Isn't it because you'd need several water molecules so they have an inter-molecular force on each other that allows them to be LIQUID water? Otherwise there is no force from stopping them from moving fast and free enough to be vapor?
User avatar #690 - HouseOfPain (05/13/2012) [-]
The force stopping them is the lack of energy, if you had 2 molecules, then they would still be a "liquid", but they wouldn't be a noticeable liquid, if you were to add energy, (pressure, heat, etc) then it would speed up to a vapor, but they're still attracted to each other, via valence elections, and protons.
#9 - Confuse all the cats! 05/12/2012 on cat vs. hair dryer +23
#30 - Look! Another one... Go away! We know you taste funny.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2012 on I'm sexy. I know it. +79
User avatar #256 - zionsype (05/13/2012) [-]
Polar Bears and Penguins live on opposite side of the earth.
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#15 - Picture  [+] (21 new replies) 05/12/2012 on School you say? +235
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#18 - pininfarina (05/12/2012) [-]
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#93 - BowChickaBowWow (05/13/2012) [-]
#87 - Sentel (05/13/2012) [-]
Well aren't you just top shit.
User avatar #82 - jakerfv (05/13/2012) [-]
Watch out guys, we got a bad-ass over here.
User avatar #81 - thegreatmateusbear (05/13/2012) [-]
Shut the fuck up.
#69 - pussyslayer (05/13/2012) [-]
#67 - anonymous (05/13/2012) [-]
so you are bragging about it now over the internet, to people who don't care. good decision.
User avatar #21 - swiiftninja (05/12/2012) [-]
Reminds of Dane Cook.
"Cat. K-A-T I'm out of here"
#127 - zionsype (05/13/2012) [-]
Its Brian Reagan
User avatar #51 - heytheremister (05/13/2012) [-]
Fuck Dane cook.
User avatar #24 - guywithguitar (05/12/2012) [-]
I think that's Brian Reagan but I might be wrong
User avatar #170 - marcushopsin (05/13/2012) [-]
It not like Dane Cook is funny anyway
#218 - guywithguitar (05/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #25 - swiiftninja (05/12/2012) [-]
No it's Dane Cook
User avatar #123 - ghettoswag (05/13/2012) [-]
can't tell if trolling or retarded....
#122 - bitey (05/13/2012) [-]
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Don't know if your joking or serious, but either way thanks for the laugh.
#113 - thecamaroguy (05/13/2012) [-]
Fucking retard
#91 - claptonisgod (05/13/2012) [-]
shut up...
#12 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/12/2012 on I'm sexy. I know it. +340
#113 - xiik (05/13/2012) [-]
Seal blood, as polar bears are from the North and Penguins from the South pole.
#152 - zombs (05/13/2012) [-]
**zombs rolled a random image posted in comment #83 at dawwww ^_^ ** mfw with your logic
#308 - marcushopsin (05/13/2012) [-]
**marcushopsin rolled a random image posted in comment #205 at Just Sheldon **mfw with your logic with his logic
#20 - I did this for a few hours, but no progress. Then I realiz…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/12/2012 on 404 title not found +408
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#48 - jimmyprice (05/12/2012) [-]
#302 - fuckdolan (05/13/2012) [-]
#148 - citrusdrop (05/12/2012) [-]
#213 - zombs (05/13/2012) [-]
**zombs rolled a random image posted in comment #140 at Time Travel ** mfw i dont use google crome
#274 - citrusdrop (05/13/2012) [-]
Oh oh oh make all the dancing people "Users" and the nigger "Anon"
#289 - citrusdrop (05/13/2012) [-]
Okay funnyjunk let's just never ever thumb anons again
#310 - citrusdrop (05/13/2012) [-]
Now I just realized how stupid fj is, i'm going to be on 4chan home of the originality.
User avatar #217 - citrusdrop (05/13/2012) [-]
Perfect fucking roll
#47 - I'm gonna...  [+] (2 new replies) 05/12/2012 on Whatcha gonna do? 0
#226 - vampthefurry (05/13/2012) [-]
#73 - thethread (05/12/2012) [-]
Those look like packing peanuts.
#15 - this is how avians see the road  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2012 on OCD +148
#356 - weallbtrippin has deleted their comment.
#32 - So many possibilities I couldn't decide... 05/12/2012 on Mom Fails 0
#5 - Why is this harmonica so out of tune?  [+] (34 new replies) 05/12/2012 on newfag +442
#405 - ecoterrorist (05/13/2012) [-]
Why is this woman not in the kitchen?
#321 - paelaer has deleted their comment.
#259 - anonymous (05/13/2012) [-]
Why dont these lawn mowers work
#58 - misocontra (05/12/2012) [-]
why does this brick have numbers?
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#33 - Silver Quantum (05/12/2012) [-]
why does this microwave display images?
#19 - nabagala (05/12/2012) [-]
Why is this mouse so big?
#6 - pininfarina (05/12/2012) [-]
Why was this frisbee so expensive?
#7 - TarnRazor (05/12/2012) [-]
Why is this sledgehammer so small?
User avatar #382 - TarnRazor (05/13/2012) [-]
So I wake up and find my comment like so.. What? Since when do people like me?
#12 - waffies (05/12/2012) [-]
Why won't this refrigerator open?
#13 - raducutz (05/12/2012) [-]
Why won't this speaker work?
#15 - robertdylan (05/12/2012) [-]
Why won't this cotton gin work?
#362 - Hayamaru (05/13/2012) [-]
Why is this cd rectangular?
#332 - turkeypatty (05/13/2012) [-]
#187 - stlbecker (05/12/2012) [-]
this thread..this is why i love FJ, the comments always deliver
#29 - delpretzel (05/12/2012) [-]
ohhh, i think i just pooped my pants
User avatar #183 - spacefield (05/12/2012) [-]
The joke didn't make me laugh. Your comment did. Wtf?
Excuse me while I remove the milk shooting through my nose.
#25 - raducutz (05/12/2012) [-]
Oh gawd!!! Mah SIDES!!! I actually LOLED!
#52 - cappelito (05/12/2012) [-]
#97 - raducutz (05/12/2012) [-]
No
#297 - jimmyprice (05/13/2012) [-]
#408 - raducutz (05/13/2012) [-]
PSST

fuck you
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#44 - raducutz (05/12/2012) [-]
thank you, your opinion is appreciated
#41 - raducutz (05/12/2012) [-]
what's up with the red thumbs?
#407 - raducutz (05/13/2012) [-]
I did not intend to troll, but only to laugh at that other guy...btw look whos comment he replied to...
mine, and now i get all thes negative thumbs for?
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#16 - spikethepony (05/12/2012) [-]
Why is this candle so damn hot?
#206 - goodguygregmazz (05/13/2012) [-]
#56 - anonymous (05/12/2012) [-]
this has nothing to do with what he said
#26 - lolmike (05/12/2012) [-]
Poor guy.
#27 - spikethepony (05/12/2012) [-]
Meh. I'm going down with the comment. Funnyjunk does not lend itself much to predictability.
#93 - Let him demonstrate, then you will know too. 05/11/2012 on Crocs +40
#15 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2012 on Minesweeper +5
#34 - chasis (05/11/2012) [-]
#25 - Picture 05/11/2012 on :) +270
#11 - OP, I'd like you to meet these two: Tori Spelling &am…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2012 on Engie's Robot Legs +7
#45 - anonymous (05/11/2012) [-]
Grammer? Is that supposed to be some sick, demented way of spelling grammar?
#4 - I don't know. He still looks like he's yawning.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/11/2012 on Controlling Yourself +318
#58 - anonymous (05/11/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 26**I don't know. He still looks like he's dubs
#325 - gangjaman (05/16/2012) [-]
#129 - theeballsack (05/12/2012) [-]
Lol thank you thatstraightop
#167 - anonymous (05/12/2012) [-]
Here, have mine.
#251 - zonix (05/12/2012) [-]
You cant just punch Goku in the face!
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#1 - Comment deleted 05/11/2012 on Controlling Yourself -2
#16 - A wizard? What the fuck, nigga! The proper term is ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2012 on Special talent +363
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#5 - My brother is into bestiality !?  [+] (5 new replies) 05/11/2012 on Training +298
User avatar #44 - EjaculationMan (05/11/2012) [-]
humaniality*
#37 - narga (05/11/2012) [-]
#29 - kazso (05/11/2012) [-]
#15 - eiregrl (05/11/2012) [-]
Best. Comment. Ever.

I love you.
#453 - fuckdolan (05/12/2012) [-]
#7 - Well, duh! 05/11/2012 on GIRLS WITH BIG... (Caution) +3
#2 - This is how we roll. 05/11/2012 on achievement unlocked +25
#42 - Picture 05/10/2012 on types of humour +246
#13 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 05/10/2012 on Still fag +593
#395 - gregy (05/11/2012) [-]
#393 - slowpokerfast (05/11/2012) [-]
LOL HE SAID JUSTIN BIEBER IS A GIRL
#364 - meghostaguy (05/11/2012) [-]
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#351 - tippidyt (05/11/2012) [-]
BUUUUUUURN!
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#160 - yettinarch (05/11/2012) [-]
#153 - WildRover (05/11/2012) [-]
#77 - livinglegacy (05/11/2012) [-]
Justin Bieber is now a rug. Pass it on.

Pic related.
#21 - ohbamse (05/10/2012) [-]
#30 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
ive seen this gif 1 a minion times on fj,but i dont know its source...can you give me the source? :D
#342 - localcatbarber (05/11/2012) [-]
Robert Downey Jr interview on the Jonathan Ross show via satelite.
#32 - anonymous (05/10/2012) [-]
TOOONY STAAARK
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#7 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/10/2012 on The Derpsons comp +170
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#181 to #180 - shadowrated (06/08/2014) [-]
i really wish you were more active
i really wish you were more active
#182 to #181 - iamjohngalt (06/08/2014) [-]
Satisfied?
Satisfied?
User avatar #171 - wrongexplain (04/23/2014) [-]
i like your name, apparently a good but lengthy book. Is it worth the read?
#173 to #171 - iamjohngalt (04/23/2014) [-]
Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = 
			
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Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = You need to login to view this link )
User avatar #167 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
Haha niggas be trippin
#166 - struttndatass (03/31/2014) [-]
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
User avatar #165 - kidpat (01/15/2014) [-]
Haha niggas be trippin
User avatar #164 - revengeforfreeze (11/07/2013) [-]
Haha niggas be trippin
User avatar #163 - miscarriage (11/01/2013) [-]
Haha niggas be trippin
#161 - shadowrated (09/05/2013) [-]
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this was golden
#162 to #161 - iamjohngalt (09/06/2013) [-]
that man was golden
that man was golden
User avatar #160 - holller (07/08/2013) [-]
Haha niggas be trippin
User avatar #158 - holler (01/28/2013) [-]
Haha niggas be trippin
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#146 - itemmaaan (12/01/2012) [-]
Are you trading those funnyjunk points?
User avatar #147 to #146 - iamjohngalt (12/01/2012) [-]
For blackjack and hookers.
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User avatar #144 - shadowrated (11/23/2012) [-]
OH MY FUCK YOU'RE BACK! Time to check out your recent comments!
#143 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #142 - nippuhl (11/21/2012) [-]
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE BACK
#135 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Think you'll ever return to commenting again?
#136 to #135 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Maybe during January-May.
Maybe during January-May.
#137 to #136 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Fucking awesome.
I shall wait patiently.

So what are you up to these days anyways?
#138 to #137 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.   
   
Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.

Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
#139 to #138 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.

You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some shit.
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
#140 to #139 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
User avatar #168 to #140 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
can you say if it wasn't this?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3382769/Frontpage+Shenanigans/

i can't think of anything else
#169 to #168 - iamjohngalt (04/15/2014) [-]
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
User avatar #170 to #169 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
ah ok, i was convinced you and holler were the same person
#141 to #140 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Alright, smell you later.







i love you
#129 - shadowrated (09/07/2012) [-]
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**shadowrated rolled a random image posted in comment #450 at So my friend is a wizard... ** Be iamjohngalt

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#130 to #129 - iamjohngalt (09/07/2012) [-]
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.   
   
You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good fucking luck with that, honeybuns! &lt;3
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.

You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good fucking luck with that, honeybuns! <3
User avatar #126 - shayschamp (07/16/2012) [-]
You, You and Holler were probably my favorite deceased commentors, without you two the comments aren't as great... even though I've partially stopped commenting for a while now
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User avatar #127 to #125 - nippuhl (08/05/2012) [-]
He moved lol
User avatar #132 to #127 - shadowrated (09/11/2012) [-]
We need to get him this type of colored text in order for him to start again this year
funnyjunk.com/items/216921#216921
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