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#6 - Comment deleted 11/21/2012 on Every time -3
#5 - * Hermione 11/21/2012 on Oh Harry +103
#19 - MFW using those printers.  [+] (3 new replies) 11/21/2012 on Fuck printers +108
#69 - zionsype (11/22/2012) [-]
BE ADVISED
User avatar #25 - snakefire (11/21/2012) [-]
printer is spy
#93 - Crossraod (11/22/2012) [-]
#23 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 11/21/2012 on Tin foil hats work after all! +369
#289 - shadowrated (11/23/2012) [-]
oh god
User avatar #261 - pollux (11/21/2012) [-]
HEIL CATLER!
#223 - anonymous (11/21/2012) [-]
Just because of your username, I am grateful to have read "Atlas Shrugged".
#159 - vigorion (11/21/2012) [-]
You're back!?



Don't ever leave us again.
#32 - dennisc (11/21/2012) [-]
The Furred Reich begins.
#45 - thereasonableperso (11/21/2012) [-]
Gas ze mice!
#22 - Picture  [+] (15 new replies) 11/21/2012 on Tin foil hats work after all! +273
#115 - spaceturtlecadet (11/21/2012) [-]
User avatar #218 - fuckgravity (11/21/2012) [-]
What is that from?
#220 - lifteds (11/21/2012) [-]
Breaking Bad
User avatar #279 - benjamino (11/21/2012) [-]
I am watching Breaking Bad right now.
#286 - lifteds (11/22/2012) [-]
It's an awesome show...too bad the website I used to watch the episodes online just got taken down :\ Anyone know a good one where I can watch them free?
#68 - busberan (11/21/2012) [-]
User avatar #98 - slashtrey (11/21/2012) [-]
I've been on there for 20 minutes now.
#66 - busberan has deleted their comment.
#23 - iamjohngalt (11/21/2012) [-]
#289 - shadowrated (11/23/2012) [-]
oh god
User avatar #261 - pollux (11/21/2012) [-]
HEIL CATLER!
#223 - anonymous (11/21/2012) [-]
Just because of your username, I am grateful to have read "Atlas Shrugged".
#159 - vigorion (11/21/2012) [-]
You're back!?



Don't ever leave us again.
#32 - dennisc (11/21/2012) [-]
The Furred Reich begins.
#45 - thereasonableperso (11/21/2012) [-]
Gas ze mice!
#140 - Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/15/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
User avatar #168 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
can you say if it wasn't this?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3382769/Frontpage+Shenanigans/

i can't think of anything else
#169 - iamjohngalt (04/15/2014) [-]
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
User avatar #170 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
ah ok, i was convinced you and holler were the same person
#141 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
Alright, smell you later.







i love you
#138 - Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted t…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/15/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
#139 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.

You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some shit.
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
#140 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
User avatar #168 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
can you say if it wasn't this?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3382769/Frontpage+Shenanigans/

i can't think of anything else
#169 - iamjohngalt (04/15/2014) [-]
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
User avatar #170 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
ah ok, i was convinced you and holler were the same person
#141 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
Alright, smell you later.







i love you
#136 - Maybe during January-May.  [+] (8 new replies) 11/15/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
#137 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
Fucking awesome.
I shall wait patiently.

So what are you up to these days anyways?
#138 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.

Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
#139 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.

You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some shit.
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
#140 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
User avatar #168 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
can you say if it wasn't this?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3382769/Frontpage+Shenanigans/

i can't think of anything else
#169 - iamjohngalt (04/15/2014) [-]
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
User avatar #170 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
ah ok, i was convinced you and holler were the same person
#141 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
Alright, smell you later.







i love you
#130 - That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to. …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/07/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
#131 - shadowrated (09/07/2012) [-]
#16 - Why did the hipster drown? He went ice skating before the lake…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2012 on Hipster Moses +16
#49 - brianhanerjr (05/21/2012) [-]
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
#64 - I like my pokemon onixplored . 05/20/2012 on when you see it +28
#4 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/20/2012 on Fuck you +119
#157 - naben (05/21/2012) [-]
**naben rolls 64** if dubs iamjohngalt is a leprechaun
#203 - tornilzx (05/21/2012) [-]
after those down tumbs, this will make you feel better..
funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/3714198/Norwegian+ski+guys+are+awesome/
#23 - Finally I can pinpoint the reason behind my premature ejaculation.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2012 on Did You Know Gaming Comp... +42
#49 - redclover (05/21/2012) [-]
#79 - Picture 05/20/2012 on Pokemon facts +68
#41 - FJ can't troll?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2012 on Movie references. +22
#76 - tariv (05/20/2012) [-]
#72 - notaboss (05/20/2012) [-]
Still waiting for it to load.
#57 - nim (05/20/2012) [-]
You got me dammit
#53 - boodman (05/20/2012) [-]
son. of. a. BITCH.
#52 - anonymous (05/20/2012) [-]
Glorious
#46 - contla (05/20/2012) [-]
You got me
#50 - How to troll your supporters 05/20/2012 on How to troll a cameraman +46
#53 - MFW I'm teamed up with a 9gagger. 05/20/2012 on FJ movie trailer +21
#34 - Picture 05/20/2012 on prom phycho +11
#129 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2012 on So, she told me.. +58
User avatar #231 - artistrobby (05/21/2012) [-]
LOL xD
#21 - Picture 05/16/2012 on Have fun going to sleep +4
#83 - Roses are red. The sky is blue. This isn't funny. … 05/16/2012 on No, seriously, its blue. +13
#13 - Picture 05/16/2012 on True :D +11
#7 - Picture 05/16/2012 on Flash games +7
#21 - HURRRRRRRRRR... Because I'm freezing.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2012 on A cool post. +185
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#135 - marcushopsin (05/16/2012) [-]
You forgot the Ice Cubes
#38 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/16/2012 on No, seriously, its blue. +48
#59 - marcushopsin (05/16/2012) [-]
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#179 - shadowrated ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
you made this didn't? you god   
www.funnyjunk.com/straight/20382#20382:arrogant:
you made this didn't? you god
www.funnyjunk.com/straight/20382#20382:arrogant:
#181 to #180 - shadowrated ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
i really wish you were more active
i really wish you were more active
#182 to #181 - iamjohngalt (06/08/2014) [-]
Satisfied?
Satisfied?
User avatar #183 to #182 - shadowrated ONLINE (08/27/2014) [-]
no, i mean as a commenter
User avatar #171 - wrongexplain (04/23/2014) [-]
i like your name, apparently a good but lengthy book. Is it worth the read?
#173 to #171 - iamjohngalt (04/23/2014) [-]
Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = 
			
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Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = You need to login to view this link )
User avatar #167 - shadowrated ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#166 - struttndatass (03/31/2014) [-]
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
User avatar #165 - kidpat (01/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #164 - revengeforfreeze (11/07/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #163 - miscarriage ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#161 - shadowrated ONLINE (09/05/2013) [-]
This image has expired
this was golden
#162 to #161 - iamjohngalt (09/06/2013) [-]
that man was golden
that man was golden
User avatar #160 - holller (07/08/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #158 - holler (01/28/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
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#157 to #148 - iamnewhere ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
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#146 - itemmaaan (12/01/2012) [-]
Are you trading those funnyjunk points?
User avatar #147 to #146 - iamjohngalt (12/01/2012) [-]
For blackjack and hookers.
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User avatar #144 - shadowrated ONLINE (11/23/2012) [-]
OH MY **** YOU'RE BACK! Time to check out your recent comments!
#143 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #142 - nippuhl (11/21/2012) [-]
HOLY **** YOU'RE BACK
#135 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
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Think you'll ever return to commenting again?
#136 to #135 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Maybe during January-May.
Maybe during January-May.
#137 to #136 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
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******* awesome.
I shall wait patiently.

So what are you up to these days anyways?
#138 to #137 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.   
   
Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.

Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
#139 to #138 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.

You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some **** .
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
#140 to #139 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
User avatar #168 to #140 - shadowrated ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
can you say if it wasn't this?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3382769/Frontpage+Shenanigans/

i can't think of anything else
#169 to #168 - iamjohngalt (04/15/2014) [-]
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
User avatar #170 to #169 - shadowrated ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
ah ok, i was convinced you and holler were the same person
#141 to #140 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
This image has expired
Alright, smell you later.







i love you
#129 - shadowrated ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
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**shadowrated rolled a random image posted in comment #450 at So my friend is a wizard... ** Be iamjohngalt

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#130 to #129 - iamjohngalt (09/07/2012) [-]
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.   
   
You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good 						*******					 luck with that, honeybuns! &lt;3
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.

You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good ******* luck with that, honeybuns! <3
#131 to #130 - shadowrated ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #126 - shayschamp (07/16/2012) [-]
You, You and Holler were probably my favorite deceased commentors, without you two the comments aren't as great... even though I've partially stopped commenting for a while now
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User avatar #127 to #125 - nippuhl (08/05/2012) [-]
He moved lol
User avatar #132 to #127 - shadowrated ONLINE (09/11/2012) [-]
We need to get him this type of colored text in order for him to start again this year
funnyjunk.com/items/216921#216921
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