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| #21 - HURRRRRRRRRR... Because I'm freezing. [+] (2 new replies) | 05/16/2012 on A cool post. | +185 |
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| #38 - Picture [+] (3 new replies) | 05/16/2012 on No, seriously, its blue. | +48 |
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| #5 - Picture [+] (10 new replies) | 05/16/2012 on What? | +198 |
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kampi (05/17/2012) [-]  And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour, That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned, A sun that is the source of all our power. The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see Are moving at a million miles a day In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour, Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.  #356
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doesnotcompute (05/17/2012) [-] Our galaxy itself contains a hundred-billion stars, It's a hundred-thousand light-years side-to-side. It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light-years thick, But out by us it's just three-thousand light-years wide. We're thirty-thousand light-years from Galactic Central Point, We go 'round every two hundred-million years. And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions in this amazing and expanding universe. #357
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kampi (05/17/2012) [-]  In all of the directions it can whizz As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know, Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is. So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure, How amazingly unlikely is your birth, And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth! #360
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kampi (05/17/2012) [-]  They can really make you mad! Other things just make you swear and curse... When you're chewing on life's gristle, Don't grumble, give a whistle! And this'll help things turn out for the best... Aaand, always look on the bright side of life! *whistle* Always look on the light side of life! #361
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doesnotcompute (05/17/2012) [-] Always look on the light side of life. If life seems jolly rotten, There's something you've forgotten, And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing. When you're feeling in the dumps, Don't be silly chumps, Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing. And... always look on the bright side of life... | ||
| #64 - Picture | 05/16/2012 on Facebook (1) | +68 |
| #50 - This is no laughing matter. | 05/15/2012 on Chemistry | +51 |
| #17 - This explains it all. [+] (1 new reply) | 05/15/2012 on The thinker | +59 |
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| #78 - The post. | 05/15/2012 on Sh*tballs Galore. | -9 |
| #42 - /facepalm [+] (2 new replies) | 05/15/2012 on Hey Guys Check Out My... | +285 |
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| #56 - You're not fooling anyone, OP. | 05/15/2012 on Impossible Wish | +43 |
| #58 - Picture | 05/15/2012 on The Beginning | +18 |
| #56 - what I would insert [+] (8 new replies) | 05/15/2012 on Sh*tballs Galore. | +44 |
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snugglepuff (05/15/2012) [-] whats the name of that movie?! i remember it but cant remember the name | ||
| #16 - comic continued... [+] (1 new reply) | 05/15/2012 on The Beginning | -5 |
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danishtard (05/15/2012) [-] But then the woman wins. Women never win. Not this time John, not this time. | ||
| #66 - Picture [+] (3 new replies) | 05/15/2012 on carpe diem | +188 |
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| #40 - Fixed. [+] (1 new reply) | 05/15/2012 on  | +41 |
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| #25 - I told my dad I was bisexual. He told me to become asexual. [+] (3 new replies) | 05/14/2012 on Yale | +86 |
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N. Korean citizen (05/15/2012) [-] because he gay... or "bi" to make him feel better i'm sorry for them too, they can't live a normal life | ||
| #30 - Picture [+] (3 new replies) | 05/14/2012 on Sailing | +585 |
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| #36 - For that you earn this reaction pic I just made. | 05/14/2012 on - | +33 |
| #94 - Simpsons did it! Simpsons did it! [+] (2 new replies) | 05/14/2012 on RUN BITCH RUNNNN | +73 |
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| #25 - Fixed [+] (1 new reply) | 05/14/2012 on Tyrone got it together..? | +313 |
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| #52 - Gifophobia: The paranoia of expecting a picture on the interne… [+] (4 new replies) | 05/14/2012 on mfw im on morbid channel... | +118 |
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| #60 - Picture [+] (2 new replies) | 05/14/2012 on How a Scarecrow should... | +10 |
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| #145 - Three possibilities here (and I don't normally do this): … | 05/14/2012 on Why you should believe in God. | +2 |
| #28 - Here, use this. … | 05/14/2012 on    | +3 |
| #20 - Don't forget the windows. [+] (6 new replies) | 05/13/2012 on Cleaning | +49 |
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| #8 - Picture | 05/13/2012 on Know the Difference | +53 |
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Sunset **User deleted account** (12/27/2012) [-] unrelated, but i'm starting to read atlas shrugged right now
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iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-] Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.
Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
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iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-] Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.
You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some shit.
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.
You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some shit.
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
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iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-] Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
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candidvres **User deleted account** (09/15/2012) [-] I can't fucking believe you. You've got a life and you're one of the best commenters on this site.
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shayschamp (07/16/2012) [-] You, You and Holler were probably my favorite deceased commentors, without you two the comments aren't as great... even though I've partially stopped commenting for a while now
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mahaiz (05/28/2012) [-] I scroll through your comment window and I see nearly every comment with a thumb rating of 100+, whoa man whoa/
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Sunset **User deleted account** (05/12/2012) [-] sooner or later i'm going to get back to the top 5... sooner or later
i dunno when though
i dunno when though
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vanoreo (05/09/2012) [-] >Rank 5 Comments
>Level 343 Comments
>40,000 thumbs
>Made account exactly three months ago today
>Thoroughly impressed
Happy three months on FJ
>Level 343 Comments
>40,000 thumbs
>Made account exactly three months ago today
>Thoroughly impressed
Happy three months on FJ
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iamnewhere (05/07/2012) [-] Yeah i noticed. It does get boring after a while.
Go for it, you're pretty close to #4 already because grimmwaters has been extremely lazy as well, and holler is gone and is losing thumbs now due to the 90 day limit.
So the odds are on your side.
Go for it, you're pretty close to #4 already because grimmwaters has been extremely lazy as well, and holler is gone and is losing thumbs now due to the 90 day limit.
So the odds are on your side.
