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#60 - Picture 05/10/2013 on Punk +8
#6 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Getting real sick of your... +181
#38 - robopandar (05/06/2013) [-]
#29 - Rhizka (05/06/2013) [-]
replaced serif font with sans serif font. Are you even trying?
#43 - anonymous (05/06/2013) [-]
who cares? fucking nigger
User avatar #33 - fluttershyismine (05/06/2013) [-]
You must be fun at parties
#5 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 05/06/2013 on SIT THE FUCK DOWN -23
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#60 - icametocomment (05/06/2013) [-]
#70 - comanderspy (05/06/2013) [-]
it is speaking le french, even tho le pinaples dont le grow on the europe
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#51 - comanderspy (05/06/2013) [-]
u wot m8
#58 - adolfsama has deleted their comment.
User avatar #59 - comanderspy (05/06/2013) [-]
U bet'ah shut ur whorr mouth u lil tosser, u dont evn stan' a chonse m8
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#11 - YFW you realize there's an upcoming 4D porn film.  [+] (19 new replies) 05/06/2013 on 4D movies +271
#258 - darkshadoww (05/07/2013) [-]
I hope no girls become pregnant from that movie.
#221 - fedexman (05/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #304 - masdercheef (05/07/2013) [-]
Normally I'd be pissed at the woman for trying to pull such bullshit with her husband like that... but then again, the guy's dense enough to believe it, so I kind of just feel sorry for him.
User avatar #212 - holywarstpd (05/06/2013) [-]
What is this gif from?
User avatar #336 - newfunnyjunksucks (05/07/2013) [-]
The show supernatural.
User avatar #215 - niggernazi (05/06/2013) [-]
thats obama
User avatar #128 - iraniie (05/06/2013) [-]
sean banan... Why on fj?
User avatar #167 - gotohemp (05/06/2013) [-]
skakka rumpa
User avatar #13 - ecoterrorist (05/06/2013) [-]
dude, fucking dinosaurs is beastiality, common man
#347 - texafornication (05/25/2013) [-]
User avatar #341 - aleksisti (05/07/2013) [-]
sure is COMMON, man.
User avatar #334 - moevleboevle (05/07/2013) [-]
it must be some kind of necrobestiality
#236 - ilovecoins (05/07/2013) [-]
i wouldn't say beastiality is common.
#171 - mudkipfucker (05/06/2013) [-]
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You say that like its a bad thing
#94 - soldiertwo (05/06/2013) [-]
good idea, fuck the dinosaurs!
User avatar #26 - spectrethief (05/06/2013) [-]
Because only commoners engage in dinosaur sex.
#42 - trash has deleted their comment.
User avatar #183 - applelemon (05/06/2013) [-]
That comment was trash.

I'm sorry.
#229 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
#254 - I'm somebody's idol? After months of absence and nothing but a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2013 on Cleavland Steamer 's profile 0
User avatar #255 - Cleavland Steamer (05/06/2013) [-]
It's crazy isn't it? You're just one funny bastard. Everything you post is creative, hilarious, and original.
#252 - I like you too.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Cleavland Steamer 's profile 0
User avatar #253 - Cleavland Steamer (05/06/2013) [-]
Oh god. Yes.



My fuckin' idol.
#254 - iamjohngalt (05/06/2013) [-]
I'm somebody's idol? After months of absence and nothing but a few, meh-worthy fragments of interweb humour to show for from my user alter ego?

Tonight I shall fall asleep with a gentle smile upon my fabulous face.
User avatar #255 - Cleavland Steamer (05/06/2013) [-]
It's crazy isn't it? You're just one funny bastard. Everything you post is creative, hilarious, and original.
#20 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 05/05/2013 on The Asian Cha-Cha -12
#43 - anonymous (05/05/2013) [-]
Well, if the / doesn't mean "and", it's still correct since it would translate to "sushi OR Chinese food," implying that sushi is not Chinese food.
#86 - anonymous (05/05/2013) [-]
So that would mean he wasn't sure if he ate sushi or chinese. Even more retarded.

And who eats sushi and chinese food in one meal?? It's like going to a Mexican restaurant, eating enchiladas and then ordering a lasagna as a second course.
User avatar #34 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (05/05/2013) [-]
k
#64 - queer?  [+] (7 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Welcome to funnyjunk +81
User avatar #97 - kolpster (04/13/2013) [-]
>Posting several comments for more thumbs
>Who's queer now?
User avatar #258 - scotfighterz (04/13/2013) [-]
I don't think that was the point of those posts...
#74 - neoexdeath (04/13/2013) [-]
OP IS A GODDAMN FAGGOT!
User avatar #194 - garymotherfingoak (04/13/2013) [-]
someone is new for having blue name.
#128 - anonymous (04/13/2013) [-]
You know by posting something, that makes you op too. So you are a faggot, faggot.
#70 - takesomemorewater (04/13/2013) [-]
That was majestic.
User avatar #68 - funnymidget (04/13/2013) [-]
Because
#62 - OP  [+] (9 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Welcome to funnyjunk +57
#63 - datcomment (04/13/2013) [-]
is
User avatar #64 - iamjohngalt (04/13/2013) [-]
queer?
User avatar #97 - kolpster (04/13/2013) [-]
>Posting several comments for more thumbs
>Who's queer now?
User avatar #258 - scotfighterz (04/13/2013) [-]
I don't think that was the point of those posts...
#74 - neoexdeath (04/13/2013) [-]
OP IS A GODDAMN FAGGOT!
User avatar #194 - garymotherfingoak (04/13/2013) [-]
someone is new for having blue name.
#128 - anonymous (04/13/2013) [-]
You know by posting something, that makes you op too. So you are a faggot, faggot.
#70 - takesomemorewater (04/13/2013) [-]
That was majestic.
User avatar #68 - funnymidget (04/13/2013) [-]
Because
#60 - every  [+] (11 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Welcome to funnyjunk +56
#61 - datcomment (04/13/2013) [-]
time
User avatar #62 - iamjohngalt (04/13/2013) [-]
OP
#63 - datcomment (04/13/2013) [-]
is
User avatar #64 - iamjohngalt (04/13/2013) [-]
queer?
User avatar #97 - kolpster (04/13/2013) [-]
>Posting several comments for more thumbs
>Who's queer now?
User avatar #258 - scotfighterz (04/13/2013) [-]
I don't think that was the point of those posts...
#74 - neoexdeath (04/13/2013) [-]
OP IS A GODDAMN FAGGOT!
User avatar #194 - garymotherfingoak (04/13/2013) [-]
someone is new for having blue name.
#128 - anonymous (04/13/2013) [-]
You know by posting something, that makes you op too. So you are a faggot, faggot.
#70 - takesomemorewater (04/13/2013) [-]
That was majestic.
User avatar #68 - funnymidget (04/13/2013) [-]
Because
#58 - suddenly  [+] (13 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Welcome to funnyjunk +56
#59 - datcomment (04/13/2013) [-]
appear
User avatar #60 - iamjohngalt (04/13/2013) [-]
every
#61 - datcomment (04/13/2013) [-]
time
User avatar #62 - iamjohngalt (04/13/2013) [-]
OP
#63 - datcomment (04/13/2013) [-]
is
User avatar #64 - iamjohngalt (04/13/2013) [-]
queer?
User avatar #97 - kolpster (04/13/2013) [-]
>Posting several comments for more thumbs
>Who's queer now?
User avatar #258 - scotfighterz (04/13/2013) [-]
I don't think that was the point of those posts...
#74 - neoexdeath (04/13/2013) [-]
OP IS A GODDAMN FAGGOT!
User avatar #194 - garymotherfingoak (04/13/2013) [-]
someone is new for having blue name.
#128 - anonymous (04/13/2013) [-]
You know by posting something, that makes you op too. So you are a faggot, faggot.
#70 - takesomemorewater (04/13/2013) [-]
That was majestic.
User avatar #68 - funnymidget (04/13/2013) [-]
Because
#56 - do  [+] (15 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Welcome to funnyjunk +56
#57 - datcomment (04/13/2013) [-]
birds
User avatar #58 - iamjohngalt (04/13/2013) [-]
suddenly
#59 - datcomment (04/13/2013) [-]
appear
User avatar #60 - iamjohngalt (04/13/2013) [-]
every
#61 - datcomment (04/13/2013) [-]
time
User avatar #62 - iamjohngalt (04/13/2013) [-]
OP
#63 - datcomment (04/13/2013) [-]
is
User avatar #64 - iamjohngalt (04/13/2013) [-]
queer?
User avatar #97 - kolpster (04/13/2013) [-]
>Posting several comments for more thumbs
>Who's queer now?
User avatar #258 - scotfighterz (04/13/2013) [-]
I don't think that was the point of those posts...
#74 - neoexdeath (04/13/2013) [-]
OP IS A GODDAMN FAGGOT!
User avatar #194 - garymotherfingoak (04/13/2013) [-]
someone is new for having blue name.
#128 - anonymous (04/13/2013) [-]
You know by posting something, that makes you op too. So you are a faggot, faggot.
#70 - takesomemorewater (04/13/2013) [-]
That was majestic.
User avatar #68 - funnymidget (04/13/2013) [-]
Because
#11 - Comment deleted 04/11/2013 on Pageants 0
#15 - This sure became quickly relevant.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2013 on Biology +114
User avatar #183 - swedishviking (04/11/2013) [-]
I WAS TRYING TO FORGET THAT FROM YESTERDAY, SCREW YOU MAN SCREW YOU!
#10 - What happened to all that cellophane? I must know!  [+] (20 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Ryan Gosling is a creepy... +122
#52 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
that guy...i hope they put him in a beard fight with daniel bryan
#32 - vicanimus (04/11/2013) [-]
Beards are awesome
#11 - crazyolitis (04/11/2013) [-]
That's some epic facial hair...
User avatar #62 - crazyolitis (04/11/2013) [-]
With that guy in the background, it looks like a joke video.
User avatar #63 - expectation (04/11/2013) [-]
It's a new thing for that wresting thing. WWE I think. It's supposed to be a new storyline about the world champion being mexican and stuff.
#65 - crazyolitis (04/11/2013) [-]
Wrestling's confusing...
User avatar #66 - expectation (04/11/2013) [-]
That guy's dead by the way.. RIP Paul.
User avatar #68 - crazyolitis (04/11/2013) [-]
Well... shit. Now I feel like an asshole.
User avatar #69 - expectation (04/11/2013) [-]
They found a way to make a plot about his death too.
User avatar #70 - crazyolitis (04/11/2013) [-]
Say what you want about wrestlers, but they know how to make money.
User avatar #71 - expectation (04/11/2013) [-]
I guess so. Zeb's still an asshole.
User avatar #74 - crazyolitis (04/11/2013) [-]
Yeah, perhaps. I've never watched wrestling, is it any good? what kind of entertainment is it?
User avatar #76 - expectation (04/11/2013) [-]
Er. It's kinda dumb. But the plot's kind of OK depending on what you like. A lot of it is just, "that was dumb." "Obviously this is going to happen next". I watch it mostly because I like to predict things that are gonna happen in a show, and a lot of the time it's got plot twists.
User avatar #78 - crazyolitis (04/11/2013) [-]
Perhaps I'll give it a try.
User avatar #80 - expectation (04/11/2013) [-]
3 hours of people fighting for no reason is pretty much it :P
#53 - likeasalmon (04/11/2013) [-]
#27 - jaysim (04/11/2013) [-]
Can't.Stop.Watching.Magnificent.Beard.Dance.
#28 - crazyolitis (04/11/2013) [-]
I call that gif just 'cap tap.' Take this one, if you like it.
#29 - jaysim (04/11/2013) [-]
That guy at the back clearly thinks that is is missing out on a goof thing.
#10 - Picture 04/11/2013 on Wildlife Photography +149
#178 - You really think someone would do that, just invade a country …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Too bad for 'murica +100
#550 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
"cute"
User avatar #525 - daentraya (04/09/2013) [-]
Wasnt that what the nazis did? Even going thru the bothers of trampling on denmark to get to it
#325 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
You naive cunt.
#592 - amuter (04/09/2013) [-]
It's a refrence to this www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWdD206eSv0
#490 - jarofdirt (04/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #231 - mylazy (04/08/2013) [-]
Well, for a long time countries did invade other countries for their resources. Mostly European countries into Africa. Imperialism and what not. I don't think it is likely to happen now days though.
#48 - They sure are dedicated.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Secret To Being A Good... +75
User avatar #105 - imyourbbc (04/08/2013) [-]
Watched it over, and over, and over...
User avatar #87 - Pettie (04/08/2013) [-]
Source..?
#84 - anonymous (04/08/2013) [-]
did he ever make it to the hospital though?
#76 - thereverand (04/08/2013) [-]
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat the fuck did i just watch..
#308 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
Someone with a swollen foot.
#13 - Comment deleted 03/29/2013 on Good guy hitler -1
#70 - If you watch this backwards, it's the sad story of an alcoholi…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/27/2013 on Beer recliner +29
#160 - shadowrated (02/27/2013) [-]
Here you go mr john galt
User avatar #135 - tempman (02/27/2013) [-]
I got absolutely no idea why but this comment just gave me a small feel.
#602 - Picture 01/28/2013 on holler's profile 0
#2540232 - Suck it! 01/12/2013 on Play items 0
#8 - If you give fish to an otter, its max HP will increase +20. …  [+] (2 new replies) 01/05/2013 on Harry Potter +11
User avatar #37 - jaggedherp (01/05/2013) [-]
Wot
I have read every book at least 3 times and I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about
#19 - arnoldnorris (01/05/2013) [-]
#101 - Translation fixed. 01/05/2013 on New job here i come! +10
#38 - Fixed  [+] (5 new replies) 01/04/2013 on The fruit Gotham deserves +128
#131 - hydrazog (01/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #109 - koobzacc (01/04/2013) [-]
huh

comment #6 said the same thing, too bad he didnt use a picture
#102 - TheRagingKiwi (01/04/2013) [-]
approved
User avatar #107 - errdayimfjing (01/04/2013) [-]
Haha nice username
#39 - lowlifescarecrow (01/04/2013) [-]
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#181 to #180 - shadowrated (06/08/2014) [-]
i really wish you were more active
i really wish you were more active
#182 to #181 - iamjohngalt (06/08/2014) [-]
Satisfied?
Satisfied?
User avatar #183 to #182 - shadowrated (08/27/2014) [-]
no, i mean as a commenter
User avatar #171 - wrongexplain (04/23/2014) [-]
i like your name, apparently a good but lengthy book. Is it worth the read?
#173 to #171 - iamjohngalt (04/23/2014) [-]
Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = 
			
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Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = You need to login to view this link )
User avatar #167 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#166 - struttndatass (03/31/2014) [-]
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
User avatar #165 - kidpat (01/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #164 - revengeforfreeze (11/07/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #163 - miscarriage ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#161 - shadowrated (09/05/2013) [-]
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this was golden
#162 to #161 - iamjohngalt (09/06/2013) [-]
that man was golden
that man was golden
User avatar #160 - holller (07/08/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #158 - holler (01/28/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
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#146 - itemmaaan (12/01/2012) [-]
Are you trading those funnyjunk points?
User avatar #147 to #146 - iamjohngalt (12/01/2012) [-]
For blackjack and hookers.
#145 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #144 - shadowrated (11/23/2012) [-]
OH MY **** YOU'RE BACK! Time to check out your recent comments!
#143 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #142 - nippuhl (11/21/2012) [-]
HOLY **** YOU'RE BACK
#135 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Think you'll ever return to commenting again?
#136 to #135 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Maybe during January-May.
Maybe during January-May.
#137 to #136 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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******* awesome.
I shall wait patiently.

So what are you up to these days anyways?
#138 to #137 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.   
   
Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.

Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
#139 to #138 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.

You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some **** .
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
#140 to #139 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
User avatar #168 to #140 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
can you say if it wasn't this?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3382769/Frontpage+Shenanigans/

i can't think of anything else
#169 to #168 - iamjohngalt (04/15/2014) [-]
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
User avatar #170 to #169 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
ah ok, i was convinced you and holler were the same person
#141 to #140 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Alright, smell you later.







i love you
#129 - shadowrated (09/07/2012) [-]
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**shadowrated rolled a random image posted in comment #450 at So my friend is a wizard... ** Be iamjohngalt

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#130 to #129 - iamjohngalt (09/07/2012) [-]
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.   
   
You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good 						*******					 luck with that, honeybuns! &lt;3
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.

You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good ******* luck with that, honeybuns! <3
User avatar #126 - shayschamp (07/16/2012) [-]
You, You and Holler were probably my favorite deceased commentors, without you two the comments aren't as great... even though I've partially stopped commenting for a while now
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User avatar #127 to #125 - nippuhl (08/05/2012) [-]
He moved lol
User avatar #132 to #127 - shadowrated (09/11/2012) [-]
We need to get him this type of colored text in order for him to start again this year
funnyjunk.com/items/216921#216921
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