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|#5 - Picture [+] (10 new replies)||05/06/2013 on SIT THE FUCK DOWN||-23|
|#11 - YFW you realize there's an upcoming 4D porn film. [+] (19 new replies)||05/06/2013 on 4D movies||+271|
#229 - anonymous (05/07/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces is so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.
Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.
PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!
|#254 - I'm somebody's idol? After months of absence and nothing but a… [+] (1 new reply)||05/06/2013 on Cleavland Steamer 's profile||0|
|#252 - I like you too. [+] (3 new replies)||05/06/2013 on Cleavland Steamer 's profile||0|
|#20 - Comment deleted [+] (3 new replies)||05/05/2013 on The Asian Cha-Cha||-12|
#43 - anonymous (05/05/2013) [-]
Well, if the / doesn't mean "and", it's still correct since it would translate to "sushi OR Chinese food," implying that sushi is not Chinese food.
#86 - anonymous (05/05/2013) [-]
So that would mean he wasn't sure if he ate sushi or chinese. Even more retarded.
And who eats sushi and chinese food in one meal?? It's like going to a Mexican restaurant, eating enchiladas and then ordering a lasagna as a second course.
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|#15 - This sure became quickly relevant. [+] (1 new reply)||04/11/2013 on Biology||+114|
|#10 - What happened to all that cellophane? I must know! [+] (20 new replies)||04/11/2013 on Ryan Gosling is a creepy...||+122|
#52 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
that guy...i hope they put him in a beard fight with daniel bryan
#76 - expectation (04/11/2013) [-]
Er. It's kinda dumb. But the plot's kind of OK depending on what you like. A lot of it is just, "that was dumb." "Obviously this is going to happen next". I watch it mostly because I like to predict things that are gonna happen in a show, and a lot of the time it's got plot twists.
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|#178 - You really think someone would do that, just invade a country … [+] (6 new replies)||04/08/2013 on Too bad for 'murica||+100|
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#325 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
You naive cunt.
|#48 - They sure are dedicated. [+] (6 new replies)||04/08/2013 on Secret To Being A Good...||+75|
#84 - anonymous (04/08/2013) [-]
did he ever make it to the hospital though?
#308 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
Someone with a swollen foot.
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|#70 - If you watch this backwards, it's the sad story of an alcoholi… [+] (2 new replies)||02/27/2013 on Beer recliner||+29|
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|#2540232 - Suck it!||01/12/2013 on Play items||0|
|#8 - If you give fish to an otter, its max HP will increase +20. … [+] (2 new replies)||01/05/2013 on Harry Potter||+11|
|#101 - Translation fixed.||01/05/2013 on New job here i come!||+10|
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|#57 - It's a struggle snuggle! [+] (3 new replies)||01/04/2013 on Did you know?||+10|
|#45 - ...and this is how, in 1969, your mother completed her first p… [+] (2 new replies)||01/04/2013 on Tetris Science||+106|