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Date Signed Up:2/09/2012
Last Login:8/29/2014
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#254 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 06/06/2013 on No last one for you! +5
#255 - iamjohngalt (06/06/2013) [-]
#14 - Comment deleted 06/01/2013 on Flaws -2
#12 - Picture 06/01/2013 on wait! no! +58
#55 - Comment deleted 06/01/2013 on Oh shit! -4
#100 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Tall +68
#395 - youngduece (06/01/2013) [-]
#134 - zsabber (06/01/2013) [-]
No, is it because we're white?
User avatar #382 - propanex (06/01/2013) [-]
no it's because you're a stick figure.

>.>
#99 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Tall +273
#100 - iamjohngalt (06/01/2013) [-]
#395 - youngduece (06/01/2013) [-]
#134 - zsabber (06/01/2013) [-]
No, is it because we're white?
User avatar #382 - propanex (06/01/2013) [-]
no it's because you're a stick figure.

>.>
#88 - Glörious 29 letter måster räce.  [+] (9 new replies) 06/01/2013 on Give her the... +90
#200 - anonymous (06/01/2013) [-]
Glóriúsz 44 mástér rácé. ű and ű.
User avatar #186 - marinald (06/01/2013) [-]
Wouldn't å make it kinda sound like Moose? All glory to the Mooseter Race!
#146 - thascomrad (06/01/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah
#123 - robotrino (06/01/2013) [-]
iceland has 32
User avatar #116 - ghettograndpa (06/01/2013) [-]
xaxa
very nice, komrade
#110 - anonymous (06/01/2013) [-]
suck at my Æ Ø Å
User avatar #100 - erdbeerbaum (06/01/2013) [-]
https://www. youtube. com/watch?v=f488uJAQgmw
#99 - anonymous (06/01/2013) [-]
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User avatar #92 - dirtymoe (06/01/2013) [-]
Pffff in Poland we have 35! YAY for useless letters!
#26 - Russia is the future. Fun fact: It is the only countr…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/01/2013 on JustRussianThings! +51
User avatar #58 - rokkarokkaali (06/01/2013) [-]
The explains the whole 140% votes thing.
#36 - xxDanvelxx (06/01/2013) [-]
#833 - Who's a good friend? You're a good friend. Always there for me…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2013 on holler's profile 0
#835 - holler (05/25/2013) [-]
Good Times
Good Times
Kill Them All
Good Times
Good Times
#94 - My friend took this picture. I still don't even know.  [+] (11 new replies) 05/23/2013 on whuat +69
User avatar #379 - trollninja (05/24/2013) [-]
its shopped i can tell by the pixels
User avatar #227 - vishnapalm (05/23/2013) [-]
Is the weird thing about this supposed to be that his lens cap is on? I don't get it...
User avatar #210 - TheEmpire (05/23/2013) [-]
the lens cap is on... he took it with another camera and reversed it.
User avatar #105 - padrerebelscumole (05/23/2013) [-]
he's not in front of a mirror.Its just a blank frame , and someone else shot that picture.He is just posing.
User avatar #225 - ICEDgrunge (05/23/2013) [-]
It looks to me as if something is stenciled into the mirror/frame at the far left. It seems more like a mirror to me because of that.
User avatar #372 - padrerebelscumole (05/23/2013) [-]
I see what you are talking about.Anyhow at the cap area there is some strange light going on.
User avatar #149 - xrainbowdashx (05/23/2013) [-]
then why are the words mirrored?
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User avatar #201 - notstill (05/23/2013) [-]
because he has too much time on his hands
User avatar #109 - dederplaol (05/23/2013) [-]
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah..
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#39 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on Info +127
#254 - ayn (05/23/2013) [-]
good username. i like you
#15 - Picture 05/23/2013 on Brilliant title +37
#82 - #13: Nobody takes your rebellious defiancies seriously.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2013 on British Problems +96
#114 - ldw (05/23/2013) [-]
OK then
#23 - Comment deleted 05/21/2013 on LOL History -2
#48 - Don't argue with science. 05/17/2013 on Funny study... +20
#3 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on Almost politically correct -3
User avatar #5 - arandomanon (05/17/2013) [-]
You're doing it wrong
#20 - You are one racist and judgmental OP.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/17/2013 on One of these things doesn't... +70
#43 - primerpower (05/17/2013) [-]
i dont get it
User avatar #79 - checkandmate (05/17/2013) [-]
The pepsi on the right is the only one in chinses
User avatar #95 - primerpower (05/17/2013) [-]
it could also be the fact that one of the pepsis...is an eggplant
User avatar #101 - checkandmate (05/17/2013) [-]
you rather*** lol
User avatar #100 - checkandmate (05/17/2013) [-]
Whups I misread. I thought he was replying to a post below
#24 - holler (05/17/2013) [-]
even the black chinese guy gets to sit front row
#25 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/17/2013 on Teddy Bears +130
#29 - holler (05/17/2013) [-]
#42 - You know what to do.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Fabulous Dog Is Fabulous. +74
#59 - holler (05/17/2013) [-]
User avatar #148 - Metus (05/17/2013) [-]
I lol'd, then I realized that the doggy only has two legs, and I got hit by feels.
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#61 - Picture 05/13/2013 on Cats of the internet +19
#136 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/13/2013 on Robert Downey Jr Compilation +244
#201 - olizandri (05/13/2013) [-]
we all do llama. we all do.
#135 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 05/10/2013 on Norwegian Prison +165
#665 - dalgaard (05/10/2013) [-]
#227 - peyko (05/10/2013) [-]
**peyko rolled a random image posted in comment #1975055 at Friendly ** Who is that man? Ive seen him before.
#232 - anonymous (05/10/2013) [-]
Anders Behring Breivik, the terrorist
#541 - bowlerpipe (05/10/2013) [-]
>terrorist

no, freedom fighter
#739 - anonymous (05/11/2013) [-]
I laughed far too hard at that...
#91 - Picture 05/10/2013 on um..... ok? +42
#36 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 05/10/2013 on best hiding place -2
User avatar #45 - ghettograndpa (05/10/2013) [-]
Only that this is on Tumblr and we're on funnyjunk, which makes OP a fag and you're a retard.
User avatar #39 - techjoker (05/10/2013) [-]
What makes you think he's on tumblr?
User avatar #42 - cormy (05/10/2013) [-]
We assume the last comment that says "I am" is him.
#197 - Picture 05/10/2013 on Freedom of Marriage +113
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#180 to #179 - iamjohngalt ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
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#181 to #180 - shadowrated (06/08/2014) [-]
i really wish you were more active
i really wish you were more active
#182 to #181 - iamjohngalt ONLINE (06/08/2014) [-]
Satisfied?
Satisfied?
User avatar #183 to #182 - shadowrated (08/27/2014) [-]
no, i mean as a commenter
User avatar #171 - wrongexplain ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
i like your name, apparently a good but lengthy book. Is it worth the read?
#173 to #171 - iamjohngalt ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = 
			
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Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = You need to login to view this link )
User avatar #167 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#166 - struttndatass (03/31/2014) [-]
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
User avatar #165 - kidpat (01/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #164 - revengeforfreeze (11/07/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #163 - miscarriage (11/01/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#161 - shadowrated (09/05/2013) [-]
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this was golden
#162 to #161 - iamjohngalt ONLINE (09/06/2013) [-]
that man was golden
that man was golden
User avatar #160 - holller (07/08/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #158 - holler (01/28/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
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#146 - itemmaaan (12/01/2012) [-]
Are you trading those funnyjunk points?
User avatar #147 to #146 - iamjohngalt ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
For blackjack and hookers.
#145 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #144 - shadowrated (11/23/2012) [-]
OH MY **** YOU'RE BACK! Time to check out your recent comments!
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User avatar #142 - nippuhl (11/21/2012) [-]
HOLY **** YOU'RE BACK
#135 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Think you'll ever return to commenting again?
#136 to #135 - iamjohngalt ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
Maybe during January-May.
Maybe during January-May.
#137 to #136 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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******* awesome.
I shall wait patiently.

So what are you up to these days anyways?
#138 to #137 - iamjohngalt ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.   
   
Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.

Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
#139 to #138 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.

You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some **** .
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
#140 to #139 - iamjohngalt ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
User avatar #168 to #140 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
can you say if it wasn't this?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3382769/Frontpage+Shenanigans/

i can't think of anything else
#169 to #168 - iamjohngalt ONLINE (04/15/2014) [-]
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
User avatar #170 to #169 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
ah ok, i was convinced you and holler were the same person
#141 to #140 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Alright, smell you later.







i love you
#129 - shadowrated (09/07/2012) [-]
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**shadowrated rolled a random image posted in comment #450 at So my friend is a wizard... ** Be iamjohngalt

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#130 to #129 - iamjohngalt ONLINE (09/07/2012) [-]
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.   
   
You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good 						*******					 luck with that, honeybuns! &lt;3
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.

You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good ******* luck with that, honeybuns! <3
User avatar #126 - shayschamp (07/16/2012) [-]
You, You and Holler were probably my favorite deceased commentors, without you two the comments aren't as great... even though I've partially stopped commenting for a while now
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User avatar #127 to #125 - nippuhl (08/05/2012) [-]
He moved lol
User avatar #132 to #127 - shadowrated (09/11/2012) [-]
We need to get him this type of colored text in order for him to start again this year
funnyjunk.com/items/216921#216921
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