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Date Signed Up:2/09/2012
Last Login:5/18/2013
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#101 - Translation fixed. 01/05/2013 on New job here i come! +10
#38 - Fixed  [+] (5 new replies) 01/04/2013 on The fruit Gotham deserves +128
#131 - hydrazog (01/04/2013) [-]
#109 - koobzacc (01/04/2013) [-]
huh

comment #6 said the same thing, too bad he didnt use a picture
#102 - TheRagingKiwi (01/04/2013) [-]
approved
User avatar #107 - errdayimfjing (01/04/2013) [-]
Haha nice username
#39 - lowlifescarecrow (01/04/2013) [-]
#57 - It's a struggle snuggle!  [+] (3 new replies) 01/04/2013 on Did you know? +10
User avatar #85 - whatupnachoface (01/04/2013) [-]
its probably an epic cake or some shit
User avatar #77 - maid (01/04/2013) [-]
Ha! IS that a barbie? xD
User avatar #61 - guiguito (01/04/2013) [-]
that's the most pathetic stuffed toy i've ever see
and the teeth looks like papper
#45 - ...and this is how, in 1969, your mother completed her first p…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/04/2013 on Tetris Science +106
User avatar #59 - thisisrarity (01/04/2013) [-]
God.
Fucking … damn it.
#52 - mooghens (01/04/2013) [-]
Gotta admit, that is one smooth comment
#58 - So they just fucking swam into limbo so that Saito's mother co… 01/04/2013 on just this way +31
#23 - Picture 01/04/2013 on Korean Comics +146
#121 - It all makes sense now. 01/04/2013 on You just fucked up... +59
#14 - Fixed  [+] (8 new replies) 01/04/2013 on Video Game Realism +311
#257 - Icedangel has deleted their comment.
User avatar #70 - errdayimfjing (01/04/2013) [-]
Top comment consecutively nice job!
#30 - tahabta (01/04/2013) [-]
**tahabta rolled a random image posted in comment #425978 at Anime & Manga ** I can't see what you did there. Anyone care to help?
User avatar #200 - philm (01/04/2013) [-]
he changed matters to mattres
User avatar #31 - potatblade (01/04/2013) [-]
see comment #13
#32 - tahabta (01/04/2013) [-]
**tahabta rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at One Giant Troll For Mankind ** Ahhh...thanks!
#29 - potatblade has deleted their comment.
#27 - iownasnake (01/04/2013) [-]
I typed in the captcha to thumb this up. You better fucking appreciate it!
#371 - Sunset is snuset. 01/01/2013 on snuset's profile 0
#29 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Should Try This +176
#47 - interweb has deleted their comment.
#39 - norwegianlolz (12/27/2012) [-]
#97 - N. Korean citizen (12/27/2012) [-]
it was not that funny dude
#107 - ishotthedeputy (12/28/2012) [-]
Yes it was
#29 - May have side effects. Do not apply on skin.  [+] (5 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Forever Together +40
#40 - derpypotato (12/27/2012) [-]
LOL
#38 - mondprinzessin (12/27/2012) [-]
i am a horrible person
#33 - willindor (12/27/2012) [-]
#31 - robskul (12/27/2012) [-]
that can't be real
User avatar #39 - thisisyoface (12/27/2012) [-]
It is, they have a whole documentary going through their average life (Including their drivers test, we now have to worry about 2 half women drivers!)
#46 - Choose wisely.  [+] (7 new replies) 12/27/2012 on Bad Luck Brian +62
User avatar #144 - finishhimlarry (12/27/2012) [-]
He chose...poorly.
#145 - finishhimlarry (12/27/2012) [-]
This image has expired
User avatar #78 - jaigurudevaom (12/27/2012) [-]
Why is he strapped in
User avatar #152 - erwtje (12/27/2012) [-]
BECAUSE HE WILL GO SUPERSONIC AND SHIT WILL COMING OUT OF HIS ASS WITH FUCKING MASSIVE GORILLAPOWERFORCE
User avatar #128 - giggitygil (12/27/2012) [-]
Turn on flux capacitators for quantum shitting!
User avatar #100 - theoriginalzombie (12/27/2012) [-]
You don't want to know what happens if he isn't strapped in
User avatar #48 - jalthelas (12/27/2012) [-]
Damn kid still has his shorts on.





Cheers to the idiots raising him.
#200 - Where is your god now ?!  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2012 on I just realized this +44
#248 - troro (12/27/2012) [-]
This is just too much to handle
#289 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/27/2012 on Priorities +22
#298 - carlsagouin Comment deleted by iamjohngalt
#11 - You really think someone would do that, just go on the interne…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/25/2012 on HAPPY HOLIDAYS FJ +141
#19 - liquidz (12/25/2012) [-]
Nope
#13 - upunkpunk (12/25/2012) [-]
> electronic gratification
#26 - 'no'  [+] (9 new replies) 12/25/2012 on The Bet +339
#173 - swimmingprodigy has deleted their comment.
#162 - illogicalkhan (12/26/2012) [-]
grab my hand
User avatar #27 - warlockrichard (12/25/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #30 - hydrosbro (12/25/2012) [-]
B-b-but... 'No' goes first..
User avatar #72 - brettyoke (12/25/2012) [-]
There is no yes. If you had read the post, all it says is "John is Kill" "No".

There is no yes.
User avatar #31 - warlockrichard (12/25/2012) [-]
look at the comment above me it's already there
#35 - N. Korean citizen (12/25/2012) [-]
B-b-but... NO DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE SINCE IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THERE AT ALL!
User avatar #33 - hydrosbro (12/25/2012) [-]
I'm a stupid nigger
#34 - warlockrichard (12/25/2012) [-]
there there we all have our moments
#25 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 12/25/2012 on The Bet +160
User avatar #40 - pongprofessor (12/25/2012) [-]
Saved
#26 - iamjohngalt (12/25/2012) [-]
'no'
#173 - swimmingprodigy has deleted their comment.
#162 - illogicalkhan (12/26/2012) [-]
grab my hand
User avatar #27 - warlockrichard (12/25/2012) [-]
yes
User avatar #30 - hydrosbro (12/25/2012) [-]
B-b-but... 'No' goes first..
User avatar #72 - brettyoke (12/25/2012) [-]
There is no yes. If you had read the post, all it says is "John is Kill" "No".

There is no yes.
User avatar #31 - warlockrichard (12/25/2012) [-]
look at the comment above me it's already there
#35 - N. Korean citizen (12/25/2012) [-]
B-b-but... NO DOESN'T GO ANYWHERE SINCE IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE IN THERE AT ALL!
User avatar #33 - hydrosbro (12/25/2012) [-]
I'm a stupid nigger
#34 - warlockrichard (12/25/2012) [-]
there there we all have our moments
#50 - **iamjohngalt rolls 20** Singles who make a great pair.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2012 on Who's There? -2
#52 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu has deleted their comment.
#48 - Singles.  [+] (3 new replies) 12/19/2012 on Who's There? 0
#49 - fuzzzydunlop (12/19/2012) [-]
Singles who?
User avatar #50 - iamjohngalt (12/19/2012) [-]
**iamjohngalt rolls 20** Singles who make a great pair.
#52 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu has deleted their comment.
#45 - ... BAM BAM!  [+] (5 new replies) 12/19/2012 on Who's There? 0
User avatar #47 - fuzzzydunlop (12/19/2012) [-]
Who's there?
User avatar #48 - iamjohngalt (12/19/2012) [-]
Singles.
#49 - fuzzzydunlop (12/19/2012) [-]
Singles who?
User avatar #50 - iamjohngalt (12/19/2012) [-]
**iamjohngalt rolls 20** Singles who make a great pair.
#52 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu has deleted their comment.
#37 - Knock knock.  [+] (6 new replies) 12/19/2012 on Who's There? 0
User avatar #45 - iamjohngalt (12/19/2012) [-]
...


BAM BAM!
User avatar #47 - fuzzzydunlop (12/19/2012) [-]
Who's there?
User avatar #48 - iamjohngalt (12/19/2012) [-]
Singles.
#49 - fuzzzydunlop (12/19/2012) [-]
Singles who?
User avatar #50 - iamjohngalt (12/19/2012) [-]
**iamjohngalt rolls 20** Singles who make a great pair.
#52 - fffffffuuuuuuuuuuu has deleted their comment.
#88 - Actually, the US is pokemon trainer red and the EU is pokemon …  [+] (6 new replies) 12/10/2012 on Foreign aid +15
User avatar #143 - ithinkihaveaids (12/10/2012) [-]
cold war 2 between EU and US?
jeez...
...I hope Russia sides with us,
oh what am I talking? they'll have their own party!
#110 - N. Korean citizen (12/10/2012) [-]
*green

English version fucked up the character names in the manga.
#122 - N. Korean citizen (12/10/2012) [-]
Actually there are four characters in the Pokemon Adventures manga 1st gen.

Red, Blue, green and Yellow

In English, Blue is Red's rival and Green is some other chick. In Japanese, the names are switched
#107 - notsureifanon (12/10/2012) [-]
#95 - curtt (12/10/2012) [-]
I dont know this man but i can tell by the way that he talks that he talks with an accent
User avatar #104 - secretlyanantelope (12/10/2012) [-]
It's John Barrowman or Captain Jack Harkness from Torchwood and Doctor Who and he's Scottish-American. (He has an American accent though, you wouldn't be able to tell he was Scottish).
#28 - Fixed  [+] (1 new reply) 12/03/2012 on Pokéfeels +23
#45 - derak (12/03/2012) [-]
#147 - For blackjack and hookers. 12/01/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
#52 - A jewish bartender was shocked to see Goebbels, a humanitarian… 11/30/2012 on Morbid +5
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User avatar #158 - holler (01/28/2013) [-]
Haha niggas be trippin
User avatar #148 - Sunset **User deleted account** (12/27/2012) [-]
unrelated, but i'm starting to read atlas shrugged right now
#146 - itemmaaan (12/01/2012) [-]
Are you trading those funnyjunk points?
User avatar #147 to #146 - iamjohngalt (12/01/2012) [-]
For blackjack and hookers.
User avatar #145 - Sunset **User deleted account** (11/24/2012) [-]
my nigga holler
User avatar #144 - shadowrated (11/23/2012) [-]
OH MY FUCK YOU'RE BACK! Time to check out your recent comments!
User avatar #143 - Sunset **User deleted account** (11/21/2012) [-]
UNHOLY SHIT YOU'RE FRONT
User avatar #142 - nippuhl (11/21/2012) [-]
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE BACK
#135 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
Think you'll ever return to commenting again?
Think you'll ever return to commenting again?
#136 to #135 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Maybe during January-May.
Maybe during January-May.
#137 to #136 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
Fucking awesome.   
I shall wait patiently.   
   
So what are you up to these days anyways?
Fucking awesome.
I shall wait patiently.

So what are you up to these days anyways?
#138 to #137 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.   
   
Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.

Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
#139 to #138 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.    
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.   
   
You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some shit.    
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.

You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some shit.
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
#140 to #139 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
#141 to #140 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
Alright, smell you later.   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
i love you
Alright, smell you later.







i love you
User avatar #133 - candidvres **User deleted account** (09/15/2012) [-]
I can't fucking believe you. You've got a life and you're one of the best commenters on this site.
User avatar #126 - shayschamp (07/16/2012) [-]
You, You and Holler were probably my favorite deceased commentors, without you two the comments aren't as great... even though I've partially stopped commenting for a while now
User avatar #125 - Sunset **User deleted account** (07/11/2012) [-]
where the fuck are you
User avatar #121 - mahaiz (05/28/2012) [-]
I scroll through your comment window and I see nearly every comment with a thumb rating of 100+, whoa man whoa/
#122 to #138 - N. Korean citizen (05/29/2012) [-]
It's 90.120462

Holu shit that better than Hollers
User avatar #120 - Sunset **User deleted account** (05/27/2012) [-]
Shit, holler. Get it together.
#117 - marcushopsin has deleted their comment. [-]
User avatar #115 - Sunset **User deleted account** (05/12/2012) [-]
sooner or later i'm going to get back to the top 5... sooner or later

i dunno when though
User avatar #119 to #132 - marcushopsin (05/25/2012) [-]
omg my eyes
#113 - kgfsjholis (05/11/2012) [-]
Your commenting level: Hacker.   
   
&lt;--- MFW I'm jealous as fuck.
Your commenting level: Hacker.

<--- MFW I'm jealous as fuck.
User avatar #114 to #130 - hemming (05/11/2012) [-]
Commenting level now: Sold Soul.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!
User avatar #112 - mixincheese (05/11/2012) [-]
Your comments. I am impress.
#110 - vanoreo (05/09/2012) [-]
>Rank 5 Comments
>Level 343 Comments
>40,000 thumbs
>Made account exactly three months ago today
>Thoroughly impressed
Happy three months on FJ
#111 to #126 - iamjohngalt (05/09/2012) [-]
You mean rank 4.
You mean rank 4.
#107 - iamnewhere (05/07/2012) [-]
Congrats, bro!  Well deserved.
Congrats, bro! Well deserved.

#108 to #123 - iamjohngalt (05/07/2012) [-]
Thanks man. I've been real lazy the past days.   
But perhaps I'll give it a shot to reach rank #3.
Thanks man. I've been real lazy the past days.
But perhaps I'll give it a shot to reach rank #3.
#109 to #124 - iamnewhere (05/07/2012) [-]
Yeah i noticed. It does get boring after a while.   
   
Go for it, you're pretty close to #4 already because grimmwaters has been extremely lazy as well, and holler is gone and is losing thumbs now due to the 90 day limit.    
So the odds are on your side.
Yeah i noticed. It does get boring after a while.

Go for it, you're pretty close to #4 already because grimmwaters has been extremely lazy as well, and holler is gone and is losing thumbs now due to the 90 day limit.
So the odds are on your side.
#98 - iamnewhere (04/29/2012) [-]
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Congrats on #5.
It's as good as yours.
#99 to #114 - iamjohngalt (04/29/2012) [-]
Yeah... I have the advantage of not losing thumbs due to 90 day limit.   
Otherwise you would kick my ass fair and square if you kept commenting   
like you once used to. I'll send my thanks after about a week or two, mate!
Yeah... I have the advantage of not losing thumbs due to 90 day limit.
Otherwise you would kick my ass fair and square if you kept commenting
like you once used to. I'll send my thanks after about a week or two, mate!
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