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Date Signed Up:2/09/2012
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#26 - Picture 02/19/2012 on Grow a pear -1
#3 - To the frontpage! 02/19/2012 on Read description +37
#2 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 02/19/2012 on PWNED, B*TCH! +165
User avatar #23 - cjtsirhc (02/20/2012) [-]
dammit i was going to make a comment with him but then i saw yours. :|
#3 - lstimpact (02/19/2012) [-]
But Dad

Im your only child!
#135 - fernand (02/20/2012) [-]
#18 - jaze Comment deleted by iamjohngalt
#6 - Angry. Then remorseful. Then mischievous. Then obl… 02/19/2012 on Mood Ring +7
#8 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 02/19/2012 on Puppies and Pools +224
#225 - dualshooter (02/20/2012) [-]
#45 - iamnewhere (02/19/2012) [-]
And then she lets the dog kiss her....
#107 - soupcanman (02/20/2012) [-]
#109 - iamnewhere (02/20/2012) [-]
Im sorry, please forgive me!
#393 - norwayloled (02/20/2012) [-]
#435 - jonnob (02/20/2012) [-]
Why are you getting toenail clippinged down? That was funny seeing what his username was! Funnyjunk logic...
#79 - mr skeltal (02/19/2012) [-]
thats the joke
#7 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 02/19/2012 on Puppies and Pools +181
#243 - mr skeltal (02/20/2012) [-]
First time I lol'ed all day.

a toenail clipping for you, my good sir.
#8 - iamjohngalt (02/19/2012) [-]
#225 - dualshooter (02/20/2012) [-]
#45 - iamnewhere (02/19/2012) [-]
And then she lets the dog kiss her....
#107 - soupcanman (02/20/2012) [-]
#109 - iamnewhere (02/20/2012) [-]
Im sorry, please forgive me!
#393 - norwayloled (02/20/2012) [-]
#435 - jonnob (02/20/2012) [-]
Why are you getting toenail clippinged down? That was funny seeing what his username was! Funnyjunk logic...
#79 - mr skeltal (02/19/2012) [-]
thats the joke
#33 - Why his children are so grounded as well. 02/19/2012 on Dave Grohl +3
#86 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 02/19/2012 on A man can dream +229
#596 - mr skeltal (02/19/2012) [-]
whoisjohngalt
#594 - brosafterhoes has deleted their comment.
#593 - auesis (02/19/2012) [-]
#541 - minderuleslol (02/19/2012) [-]
#363 - notafunnyguy (02/19/2012) [-]
one of the few times i've seen this meme not forced into a joke. congrats for making me lulz
#347 - damonplz (02/19/2012) [-]
#4 - 162 years and counting. *still hungover*  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2012 on Too Early? +45
#26 - Afrew (02/19/2012) [-]
#5 - kannajai (02/19/2012) [-]
Beautiful.

Edgar Allan Poe + too early ... beautiful
#6 - What I really do. 02/18/2012 on They got me fired up! 0
#5 - What society thinks I do for a living.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2012 on They got me fired up! 0
#6 - iamjohngalt (02/18/2012) [-]
What I really do.
#38 - Give this man the green pinkies he deserves! 02/18/2012 on rage comic - customer... +58
#7 - Thanks man, the feeling is mutual. 02/18/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
#2 - Always...  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2012 on Batman... Batman everywhere +47
#4 - dzamie (02/19/2012) [-]
Watching...
#15 - effervescent has deleted their comment.
#2 - Picture 02/18/2012 on Its funny :D -1
#6 - He knows my snorting method! 02/18/2012 on How Not To Clean Snow Off... +24
#11 - At least she knew her place. 02/18/2012 on rage comic - customer... +17
#6 - Later  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2012 on A man can dream +68
#134 - megazman (02/19/2012) [-]
#16 - Picture 02/18/2012 on ­ +45
#15 - *sees this on comments and frontpage*  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2012 on ­ +48
#16 - iamjohngalt (02/18/2012) [-]
#14 - "Let's see what's on funnyjunk today." *browse*  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2012 on ­ +38
#15 - iamjohngalt (02/18/2012) [-]
*sees this on comments and frontpage*
#16 - iamjohngalt (02/18/2012) [-]
#5 - "When I grow up, I want to be a hentai star." -Galaucus  [+] (5 new replies) 02/18/2012 on wows +142
#233 - mr skeltal (02/18/2012) [-]
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM MOTHERFUCKER
#625 - perplexedshrub (02/19/2012) [-]
#56 - shallowloqi (02/18/2012) [-]
Galacus.
User avatar #58 - shallowloqi (02/18/2012) [-]
Galactus*
User avatar #30 - crampers (02/18/2012) [-]
Silly Galaucus, your real name is Glaucus
#4 - Because this keeps cracking me up.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2012 on Call Of Duty MW3 +8
#36 - whynamenotzoidberg (02/18/2012) [-]
MFW I see this
#189 - You're welcome. 02/18/2012 on Fat Guy Fred (New Meme) +29
#1 - *has nothing witty to say* *… 02/17/2012 on Socially awkward penguin +1
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#181 to #180 - shadowrated (06/08/2014) [-]
i really wish you were more active
i really wish you were more active
#182 to #181 - iamjohngalt (06/08/2014) [-]
Satisfied?
Satisfied?
User avatar #183 to #182 - shadowrated (08/27/2014) [-]
no, i mean as a commenter
User avatar #171 - wrongexplain (04/23/2014) [-]
i like your name, apparently a good but lengthy book. Is it worth the read?
#173 to #171 - iamjohngalt (04/23/2014) [-]
Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = 
			
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Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = You need to login to view this link )
User avatar #167 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#166 - struttndatass (03/31/2014) [-]
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
User avatar #165 - kidpat (01/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #164 - revengeforfreeze (11/07/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #163 - miscarriage ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#161 - shadowrated (09/05/2013) [-]
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this was golden
#162 to #161 - iamjohngalt (09/06/2013) [-]
that man was golden
that man was golden
User avatar #160 - holller (07/08/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #158 - holler (01/28/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
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#146 - itemmaaan (12/01/2012) [-]
Are you trading those funnyjunk points?
User avatar #147 to #146 - iamjohngalt (12/01/2012) [-]
For blackjack and hookers.
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User avatar #144 - shadowrated (11/23/2012) [-]
OH MY **** YOU'RE BACK! Time to check out your recent comments!
#143 - Sunset has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #142 - nippuhl (11/21/2012) [-]
HOLY **** YOU'RE BACK
#135 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Think you'll ever return to commenting again?
#136 to #135 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Maybe during January-May.
Maybe during January-May.
#137 to #136 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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******* awesome.
I shall wait patiently.

So what are you up to these days anyways?
#138 to #137 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.   
   
Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.

Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
#139 to #138 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.

You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some **** .
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
#140 to #139 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
User avatar #168 to #140 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
can you say if it wasn't this?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3382769/Frontpage+Shenanigans/

i can't think of anything else
#169 to #168 - iamjohngalt (04/15/2014) [-]
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
User avatar #170 to #169 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
ah ok, i was convinced you and holler were the same person
#141 to #140 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Alright, smell you later.







i love you
#129 - shadowrated (09/07/2012) [-]
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**shadowrated rolled a random image posted in comment #450 at So my friend is a wizard... ** Be iamjohngalt

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#130 to #129 - iamjohngalt (09/07/2012) [-]
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.   
   
You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good 						*******					 luck with that, honeybuns! &lt;3
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.

You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good ******* luck with that, honeybuns! <3
User avatar #126 - shayschamp (07/16/2012) [-]
You, You and Holler were probably my favorite deceased commentors, without you two the comments aren't as great... even though I've partially stopped commenting for a while now
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User avatar #127 to #125 - nippuhl (08/05/2012) [-]
He moved lol
User avatar #132 to #127 - shadowrated (09/11/2012) [-]
We need to get him this type of colored text in order for him to start again this year
funnyjunk.com/items/216921#216921
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