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Date Signed Up:2/09/2012
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#2 - Picture 02/18/2012 on Its funny :D -1
#6 - He knows my snorting method! 02/18/2012 on How Not To Clean Snow Off... +24
#11 - At least she knew her place. 02/18/2012 on rage comic - customer... +17
#6 - Later  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2012 on A man can dream +68
#134 - megazman (02/19/2012) [-]
#16 - Picture 02/18/2012 on ­ +45
#15 - *sees this on comments and frontpage*  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2012 on ­ +48
#16 - iamjohngalt (02/18/2012) [-]
#14 - "Let's see what's on funnyjunk today." *browse*  [+] (2 new replies) 02/18/2012 on ­ +38
#15 - iamjohngalt (02/18/2012) [-]
*sees this on comments and frontpage*
#16 - iamjohngalt (02/18/2012) [-]
#5 - "When I grow up, I want to be a hentai star." -Galaucus  [+] (5 new replies) 02/18/2012 on wows +141
#233 - N. Korean citizen (02/18/2012) [-]
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM MOTHERFUCKER
#625 - perplexedshrub (02/19/2012) [-]
#56 - shallowloqi (02/18/2012) [-]
Galacus.
User avatar #58 - shallowloqi (02/18/2012) [-]
Galactus*
User avatar #30 - crampers (02/18/2012) [-]
Silly Galaucus, your real name is Glaucus
#4 - Because this keeps cracking me up.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2012 on Call Of Duty MW3 +8
#36 - whynamenotzoidberg (02/18/2012) [-]
MFW I see this
#189 - You're welcome. 02/18/2012 on Fat Guy Fred (New Meme) +29
#1 - *has nothing witty to say* *… 02/17/2012 on Socially awkward penguin +1
#5 - Meanwhile at OP's house. 02/17/2012 on lol +5
#3 - I can't comprehend the gravity of the situation. 02/17/2012 on Balls level: Saudi +15
#3 - ... alone. 02/17/2012 on Obese +103
#6 - Only one man applied for the job of gathering the products for… 02/17/2012 on If I could be anything I... +7
#2 - OP, I liked this so much I made a present for you. It's de…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/17/2012 on Late gamer valentines day card +173
#34 - elegator (02/17/2012) [-]
#19 - augnos (02/17/2012) [-]
#57 - dreamthrow (02/17/2012) [-]
#96 - itsmypenis (02/17/2012) [-]
sound fine to me.
#11 - *pager starts to beep* "Watc… 02/17/2012 on Fat Guy Fred (New Meme) +16
#5 - *gets baptized* Tsunami!  [+] (1 new reply) 02/17/2012 on Fat Guy Fred (New Meme) +17
#11 - iamjohngalt (02/17/2012) [-]
*pager starts to beep*





"Watch out, he's backing up."
#9 - Problem? 02/17/2012 on Typical Horror Movie Victim +130
#8 - One more after this.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/17/2012 on Typical Horror Movie Victim +77
#17 - bluekisses (02/17/2012) [-]
<-- a revised version of that

*many* damn typo
User avatar #364 - supersmellyonion (02/18/2012) [-]
you no funny...
#9 - iamjohngalt (02/17/2012) [-]
Problem?
#7 - Making up some more.  [+] (5 new replies) 02/17/2012 on Typical Horror Movie Victim +77
User avatar #27 - killerliquid (02/17/2012) [-]
i'd beat the shit out of it first, never too much overkill
#8 - iamjohngalt (02/17/2012) [-]
One more after this.
#17 - bluekisses (02/17/2012) [-]
<-- a revised version of that

*many* damn typo
User avatar #364 - supersmellyonion (02/18/2012) [-]
you no funny...
#9 - iamjohngalt (02/17/2012) [-]
Problem?
#6 - Ever tim.  [+] (7 new replies) 02/17/2012 on Typical Horror Movie Victim +93
User avatar #47 - dreamthrow (02/17/2012) [-]
template please
#7 - iamjohngalt (02/17/2012) [-]
Making up some more.
User avatar #27 - killerliquid (02/17/2012) [-]
i'd beat the shit out of it first, never too much overkill
#8 - iamjohngalt (02/17/2012) [-]
One more after this.
#17 - bluekisses (02/17/2012) [-]
<-- a revised version of that

*many* damn typo
User avatar #364 - supersmellyonion (02/18/2012) [-]
you no funny...
#9 - iamjohngalt (02/17/2012) [-]
Problem?
#2 - That 'you' meant you personally. All of your OC spread so … 02/17/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
#10 - you laugh.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/16/2012 on Super Happy Fun Time +339
#538 - N. Korean citizen (02/17/2012) [-]
#29 - Bluepheonix (02/17/2012) [-]
Your name brings back so many memories. Thanks :D
#764 - jyyel (02/17/2012) [-]
Who is he? *smugface*
User avatar #242 - Whitelightings (02/17/2012) [-]
Part 2 the Movie comes out this October! I loved Atlas Shrugged
#9 - to make  [+] (9 new replies) 02/16/2012 on Super Happy Fun Time +308
#483 - preludeachris (02/17/2012) [-]
he slapped himself with the shit throwing hand!!!
#502 - Fgner (02/17/2012) [-]
#660 - chris chris (02/17/2012) [-]
#126 - mopeye (02/17/2012) [-]
#10 - iamjohngalt (02/16/2012) [-]
you laugh.
#538 - N. Korean citizen (02/17/2012) [-]
#29 - Bluepheonix (02/17/2012) [-]
Your name brings back so many memories. Thanks :D
#764 - jyyel (02/17/2012) [-]
Who is he? *smugface*
User avatar #242 - Whitelightings (02/17/2012) [-]
Part 2 the Movie comes out this October! I loved Atlas Shrugged
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User avatar #158 - holler (01/28/2013) [-]
Haha niggas be trippin
User avatar #148 - Sunset **User deleted account** (12/27/2012) [-]
unrelated, but i'm starting to read atlas shrugged right now
#146 - itemmaaan (12/01/2012) [-]
Are you trading those funnyjunk points?
User avatar #147 to #146 - iamjohngalt ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
For blackjack and hookers.
User avatar #145 - Sunset **User deleted account** (11/24/2012) [-]
my nigga holler
User avatar #144 - shadowrated (11/23/2012) [-]
OH MY FUCK YOU'RE BACK! Time to check out your recent comments!
User avatar #143 - Sunset **User deleted account** (11/21/2012) [-]
UNHOLY SHIT YOU'RE FRONT
User avatar #142 - nippuhl (11/21/2012) [-]
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE BACK
#135 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
Think you'll ever return to commenting again?
Think you'll ever return to commenting again?
#136 to #135 - iamjohngalt ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
Maybe during January-May.
Maybe during January-May.
#137 to #136 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
Fucking awesome.   
I shall wait patiently.   
   
So what are you up to these days anyways?
Fucking awesome.
I shall wait patiently.

So what are you up to these days anyways?
#138 to #137 - iamjohngalt ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.   
   
Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.

Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
#139 to #138 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.    
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.   
   
You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some shit.    
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.

You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some shit.
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
#140 to #139 - iamjohngalt ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
#141 to #140 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
Alright, smell you later.   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
i love you
Alright, smell you later.







i love you
User avatar #133 - candidvres **User deleted account** (09/15/2012) [-]
I can't fucking believe you. You've got a life and you're one of the best commenters on this site.
User avatar #126 - shayschamp (07/16/2012) [-]
You, You and Holler were probably my favorite deceased commentors, without you two the comments aren't as great... even though I've partially stopped commenting for a while now
User avatar #125 - Sunset **User deleted account** (07/11/2012) [-]
where the fuck are you
User avatar #121 - mahaiz (05/28/2012) [-]
I scroll through your comment window and I see nearly every comment with a thumb rating of 100+, whoa man whoa/
#122 to #138 - N. Korean citizen (05/29/2012) [-]
It's 90.120462

Holu shit that better than Hollers
User avatar #120 - Sunset **User deleted account** (05/27/2012) [-]
Shit, holler. Get it together.
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User avatar #115 - Sunset **User deleted account** (05/12/2012) [-]
sooner or later i'm going to get back to the top 5... sooner or later

i dunno when though
User avatar #119 to #132 - marcushopsin (05/25/2012) [-]
omg my eyes
#113 - kgfsjholis (05/11/2012) [-]
Your commenting level: Hacker.   
   
&lt;--- MFW I'm jealous as fuck.
Your commenting level: Hacker.

<--- MFW I'm jealous as fuck.
User avatar #114 to #130 - hemming (05/11/2012) [-]
Commenting level now: Sold Soul.
WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!
User avatar #112 - mixincheese (05/11/2012) [-]
Your comments. I am impress.
#110 - vanoreo (05/09/2012) [-]
>Rank 5 Comments
>Level 343 Comments
>40,000 thumbs
>Made account exactly three months ago today
>Thoroughly impressed
Happy three months on FJ
#111 to #126 - iamjohngalt ONLINE (05/09/2012) [-]
You mean rank 4.
You mean rank 4.
#107 - iamnewhere (05/07/2012) [-]
Congrats, bro!  Well deserved.
Congrats, bro! Well deserved.

#108 to #123 - iamjohngalt ONLINE (05/07/2012) [-]
Thanks man. I've been real lazy the past days.   
But perhaps I'll give it a shot to reach rank #3.
Thanks man. I've been real lazy the past days.
But perhaps I'll give it a shot to reach rank #3.
#109 to #124 - iamnewhere (05/07/2012) [-]
Yeah i noticed. It does get boring after a while.   
   
Go for it, you're pretty close to #4 already because grimmwaters has been extremely lazy as well, and holler is gone and is losing thumbs now due to the 90 day limit.    
So the odds are on your side.
Yeah i noticed. It does get boring after a while.

Go for it, you're pretty close to #4 already because grimmwaters has been extremely lazy as well, and holler is gone and is losing thumbs now due to the 90 day limit.
So the odds are on your side.
#98 - iamnewhere (04/29/2012) [-]
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Congrats on #5.
It's as good as yours.
#99 to #114 - iamjohngalt ONLINE (04/29/2012) [-]
Yeah... I have the advantage of not losing thumbs due to 90 day limit.   
Otherwise you would kick my ass fair and square if you kept commenting   
like you once used to. I'll send my thanks after about a week or two, mate!
Yeah... I have the advantage of not losing thumbs due to 90 day limit.
Otherwise you would kick my ass fair and square if you kept commenting
like you once used to. I'll send my thanks after about a week or two, mate!
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