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iamjohngalt

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Date Signed Up:2/09/2012
Last Login:9/23/2014
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Comment Thumbs: 57708 total,  58982 ,  1274
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Comment Level Progress: 59.5% (595/1000)
Level 357 Comments: Knight Of Funnyjunk → Level 358 Comments: Knight Of Funnyjunk
Subscribers:23
Content Views:475010
Times Content Favorited:982 times
Total Comments Made:654
FJ Points:84217

latest user's comments

#5 - what is this i don't even 04/17/2012 on Sad Pokemon reality +4
#4 - You know what else is ironic? Television redefining the wo…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2012 on Ironic? +91
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#54 - iamjohngalt (04/17/2012) [-]
I think they're starring in Family Guy.
#42 - Picture  [+] (12 new replies) 04/17/2012 on A little payback... +974
User avatar #1666 - rustyshakleford (04/25/2012) [-]
Congratulations on all those comment thumbs!
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#1474 - adunsaveme (04/18/2012) [-]
#1426 - fefe (04/18/2012) [-]
:D I'm reading Atlas Shrugged right now!
#1324 - arnoldnorris (04/18/2012) [-]
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Dear women,
#1321 - domethius (04/18/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU (TOTAL HOMO)
User avatar #58 - goochmaster (04/17/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU
User avatar #64 - iamjohngalt (04/17/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU TOO *hugs* (no homo)
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#1380 - patownslife (04/18/2012) [-]
**patownslife rolls 33**
#1664 - fefe (04/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 08** you just activated my trap card
#1106 - eraserblue (04/18/2012) [-]
#41 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 04/17/2012 on A little payback... +614
#1388 - dornosen (04/18/2012) [-]
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#1634 - paintplayer (04/18/2012) [-]
Lol dornosen called in an airstrike on your ass
#1637 - ruinsage (04/18/2012) [-]
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#1645 - paintplayer (04/18/2012) [-]
Here's the green thumb version, too. I made them just recently.
#42 - iamjohngalt (04/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #1666 - rustyshakleford (04/25/2012) [-]
Congratulations on all those comment thumbs!
#1633 - ronnywillkillyou has deleted their comment.
#1474 - adunsaveme (04/18/2012) [-]
#1426 - fefe (04/18/2012) [-]
:D I'm reading Atlas Shrugged right now!
#1324 - arnoldnorris (04/18/2012) [-]
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Dear women,
#1321 - domethius (04/18/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU (TOTAL HOMO)
User avatar #58 - goochmaster (04/17/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU
User avatar #64 - iamjohngalt (04/17/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU TOO *hugs* (no homo)
#122 - shadowofthewisps has deleted their comment.
#1380 - patownslife (04/18/2012) [-]
**patownslife rolls 33**
#1664 - fefe (04/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 08** you just activated my trap card
#1106 - eraserblue (04/18/2012) [-]
#39 - Picture  [+] (19 new replies) 04/17/2012 on A little payback... +643
#41 - iamjohngalt (04/17/2012) [-]
#1388 - dornosen (04/18/2012) [-]
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#1634 - paintplayer (04/18/2012) [-]
Lol dornosen called in an airstrike on your ass
#1637 - ruinsage (04/18/2012) [-]
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#1645 - paintplayer (04/18/2012) [-]
Here's the green thumb version, too. I made them just recently.
#42 - iamjohngalt (04/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #1666 - rustyshakleford (04/25/2012) [-]
Congratulations on all those comment thumbs!
#1633 - ronnywillkillyou has deleted their comment.
#1474 - adunsaveme (04/18/2012) [-]
#1426 - fefe (04/18/2012) [-]
:D I'm reading Atlas Shrugged right now!
#1324 - arnoldnorris (04/18/2012) [-]
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Dear women,
#1321 - domethius (04/18/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU (TOTAL HOMO)
User avatar #58 - goochmaster (04/17/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU
User avatar #64 - iamjohngalt (04/17/2012) [-]
I LOVE YOU TOO *hugs* (no homo)
#122 - shadowofthewisps has deleted their comment.
#1380 - patownslife (04/18/2012) [-]
**patownslife rolls 33**
#1664 - fefe (04/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 08** you just activated my trap card
#1106 - eraserblue (04/18/2012) [-]
#5 - wise words of truth indeed  [+] (5 new replies) 04/17/2012 on The Truth +380
#387 - gangjaman (04/18/2012) [-]
#179 - Bunnygoeslawl (04/18/2012) [-]
This scroll says so.
#310 - Tusura (04/18/2012) [-]
#243 - whiiterussian (04/18/2012) [-]
AMIR
#314 - corkscrew (04/18/2012) [-]
#39 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2012 on Throwing +83
#89 - pinkmist (04/16/2012) [-]
#50 - canihascheezburger (04/16/2012) [-]
He got some serious wood
#58 - beerterror (04/16/2012) [-]
#66 - Thanks. Your content made me laugh too, so keep it up and … 04/16/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
#5 - So, your owner made you wear a strawberry poptart and fly you …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/16/2012 on Lawyered +232
#196 - jcllcj (04/17/2012) [-]
Bless you sir. Let's stick it to them
#24 - gayjunk (04/16/2012) [-]
my hero
#6 - Picture 04/16/2012 on Look at DAT +18
#13 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 04/16/2012 on Memes +80
#46 - shadowrated (04/16/2012) [-]
#137 - potayto (04/16/2012) [-]
A comment from shadorated with -2 thumbs!?!??!? IMMPOSIBRU, I must thumb...this is my chance to get noticed!!!!
#144 - shadowrated (04/16/2012) [-]
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Haha I don't care about negative thumbs, but I literally
laughed out loud when I saw iamjohngalt's comment :D

#151 - potayto (04/16/2012) [-]
lawl ya i did too, and im actually glad to see someone who gives 0 fucks about thumbs :D
#163 - shadowrated (04/16/2012) [-]
Trust me, it happens to everyone. It probably took me 6-7 weeks to stop caring about "thumbs" & once I stopped caring, that's when I actually started enjoying the site.
#449 - Fgner (04/17/2012) [-]
And getting the most thumbs.
#569 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
User avatar #574 - Fgner (04/17/2012) [-]
>Sunset
>Roughly 175k thumbs...
#580 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
#581 - Fgner (04/17/2012) [-]
Neither do I... But you were putting down numbers so I started playing along...?

OH, it was a misunderstanding. You thought I meant the most thumbs relative to people on Funnyjunk. No I just meant as soon as he stopped caring about thumbs, he started getting more thumbs..
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#62 - Mmhmm... carry on with your blissfully oblivious beliefs, citizen.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
#63 - nippuhl (04/16/2012) [-]
#60 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
#61 - nippuhl (04/16/2012) [-]
Ahahaha, it's all in good fun :P
#62 - iamjohngalt (04/16/2012) [-]
Mmhmm... carry on with your blissfully oblivious beliefs, citizen.
#63 - nippuhl (04/16/2012) [-]
#57 - Sometimes it's fortunate to be slow.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
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#55 - Think fast!  [+] (3 new replies) 04/15/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
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#57 - iamjohngalt (04/15/2012) [-]
Sometimes it's fortunate to be slow.
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#53 - Why thank you. We're tired of eating from these barbaric human…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/15/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
#54 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
#55 - iamjohngalt (04/15/2012) [-]
Think fast!
#56 - Sunset has deleted their comment.
#57 - iamjohngalt (04/15/2012) [-]
Sometimes it's fortunate to be slow.
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#48 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
User avatar #64 - shadowrated (04/16/2012) [-]
What is your secret?

I laugh my ass off every time I see you as the top comment on a post;)

#6570 - Thanks for the support. 04/15/2012 on fourchanambassador's profile 0
#146 - Damn, I remember that place. When I first got there my lockpic…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2012 on Fallout 3 +29
#181 - creamymcgee (04/15/2012) [-]
Nice one
#7 - Picture 04/15/2012 on Ridiculously Photogenic... +20
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2012 on One does not simply -2
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#5 - Picture 04/15/2012 on Title +13
#4 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/15/2012 on Title +16
#5 - iamjohngalt (04/15/2012) [-]
#27 - I know your secret, OP. 04/15/2012 on You had one job brain, ONE... +29
#17 - not sure if bacon protruding from bread crust or alien inf… 04/14/2012 on Best team +2

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Comments(143):

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#181 to #180 - shadowrated (06/08/2014) [-]
i really wish you were more active
i really wish you were more active
#182 to #181 - iamjohngalt (06/08/2014) [-]
Satisfied?
Satisfied?
User avatar #183 to #182 - shadowrated (08/27/2014) [-]
no, i mean as a commenter
User avatar #171 - wrongexplain (04/23/2014) [-]
i like your name, apparently a good but lengthy book. Is it worth the read?
#173 to #171 - iamjohngalt (04/23/2014) [-]
Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = 
			
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Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = You need to login to view this link )
User avatar #167 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#166 - struttndatass (03/31/2014) [-]
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
User avatar #165 - kidpat (01/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #164 - revengeforfreeze (11/07/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #163 - miscarriage (11/01/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#161 - shadowrated (09/05/2013) [-]
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this was golden
#162 to #161 - iamjohngalt (09/06/2013) [-]
that man was golden
that man was golden
User avatar #160 - holller (07/08/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #158 - holler (01/28/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
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#146 - itemmaaan (12/01/2012) [-]
Are you trading those funnyjunk points?
User avatar #147 to #146 - iamjohngalt (12/01/2012) [-]
For blackjack and hookers.
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User avatar #144 - shadowrated (11/23/2012) [-]
OH MY **** YOU'RE BACK! Time to check out your recent comments!
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User avatar #142 - nippuhl (11/21/2012) [-]
HOLY **** YOU'RE BACK
#135 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Think you'll ever return to commenting again?
#136 to #135 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Maybe during January-May.
Maybe during January-May.
#137 to #136 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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******* awesome.
I shall wait patiently.

So what are you up to these days anyways?
#138 to #137 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.   
   
Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.

Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
#139 to #138 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.

You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some **** .
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
#140 to #139 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
User avatar #168 to #140 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
can you say if it wasn't this?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3382769/Frontpage+Shenanigans/

i can't think of anything else
#169 to #168 - iamjohngalt (04/15/2014) [-]
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
User avatar #170 to #169 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
ah ok, i was convinced you and holler were the same person
#141 to #140 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Alright, smell you later.







i love you
#129 - shadowrated (09/07/2012) [-]
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**shadowrated rolled a random image posted in comment #450 at So my friend is a wizard... ** Be iamjohngalt

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#130 to #129 - iamjohngalt (09/07/2012) [-]
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.   
   
You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good 			*******		 luck with that, honeybuns! &lt;3
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.

You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good ******* luck with that, honeybuns! <3
User avatar #126 - shayschamp (07/16/2012) [-]
You, You and Holler were probably my favorite deceased commentors, without you two the comments aren't as great... even though I've partially stopped commenting for a while now
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User avatar #127 to #125 - nippuhl (08/05/2012) [-]
He moved lol
User avatar #132 to #127 - shadowrated (09/11/2012) [-]
We need to get him this type of colored text in order for him to start again this year
funnyjunk.com/items/216921#216921
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