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#12 - Great... another one of those moments when I get thumbed down …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/19/2012 on Doorstop Cat +100
User avatar #318 - ThankYouComeAgain (05/22/2012) [-]
faggot
User avatar #271 - ThankYouComeAgain (04/20/2012) [-]
sophisticated, how was that sophisticated?

egotistical much?
#140 - anonymous (04/20/2012) [-]
You're a pretentious one aren't you?
#14 - anonymous (04/19/2012) [-]
i found it rather amusing.
#24 - Picture  [+] (18 new replies) 04/19/2012 on Hypocrisy.., it's a Jersey... +246
#32 - herecomesjohnny (04/19/2012) [-]
i stopped with the explanations years ago..
#282 - gabolo (04/19/2012) [-]
That awkward moment when americans say that french are pussies, but inreality the US wouldnt exist without the help of the French in the American Revolution.

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User avatar #1465 - herecomesjohnny (04/20/2012) [-]
Woah Woah Woah! People! You know what, i'll say stuff once again:

the French didn't hate the British at all at the time, they even acclaimed the British saving them during WWII(there was a couple jokes and stereotypes, but we haven't had hate since the medieval ages)
The thing is that the 18th century was the year if philosophical Lights (Rousseau, Voltaire, Montesquieu, history's founder's of modern democracy and human rights along with Bryce). Louis XVI, even if not very charismatic, was an enthusiast of democracy and human rights, that's why France chose America. Also because Louis XVI was one of the few kings to see the end of colonies coming

The U.K was the world's most powerful empire, with the largest territory in the world even without America, they had the most powerful fleet and they were the wealthiest and most organized force.
The U.S wasn't winning.
#1493 - gabolo (04/20/2012) [-]
Louis the XVI wasnt an enthusiast of democracy and human rights, he was the most authoritarian keing ever, thus the french revolution, if he was in favor of human rights the french revolution wouldnt have happened. And the UK was not the worlds most powerful power in the late 1700s it was France. U.K. became the worlds most powerful empire after 1812 after they had earned new lands in the congress of Vienna. During NApoleonic times the British and the French detested each other, they had wars in mainland europe. Remember the Duke of Wellington? he was a main general involved in capturing Napoleon. The century in which the philosophical geniouses you mentiioned we read was in the 19th century, thus leading to the revolutions of 1848, a set of liberal revolutions that hit all of europe. During the 18th century most nations and people were conservative because they feared a french revolution, a very liberal event.



User avatar #1557 - herecomesjohnny (04/20/2012) [-]
I think you must be confusing Louis XVI with another king, maybe Louis XIV. Louis XVI wasn't that authoritarian, the French Revolution occurred majorly because of an economic crisis and the non-resolution of the class problem. Louis XVI actually sought to help out the Third State population with the renewal of doleance books and renewing a number of their rights, however mosly in the urban areas.
Louis XVI was a great enthousiast of human rights, and if he had more charisma and was more interested in being a king than playing with machinery, he would have publicly backed up Rouseau and Voltaire, whose works fascinated him. Saying he was the most authoritarian king ever is a gross travesty.
The main reason the French Revolution happened was because of the shifting of politics in the public opinion, replacing moral matters. It essentially happened because a greater part of the royal initiatives put forth by the Curia Regis didn't help the Third State, and was weak since France put a big part of their ressources in aiding the U.S.

I really think you're confusing with Louis XIV, since he was the most authoritarian king in France history. Thinking a passive uncharismatic king like Louis XVI was the most authoritarian king ever cannot be anything else than a mistake.
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User avatar #1463 - herecomesjohnny (04/20/2012) [-]
Woah Woah Woah! People! You know what, i'll say stuff once again:

the French didn't hate the British at all at the time, they even acclaimed the British saving them (there was a couple jokes and stereotypes, but we haven't had hate since the medieval ages)
The thing is that the 18th century was the year if philosophical Lights (Rousseau, Voltaire, Montesquieu, history's founder's of modern democracy and human rights along with Bryce). Louis XVI, even if not very charismatic, was an enthusiast of democracy and human rights, that's why France chose America.

The U.K was the world's most powerful empire, with the largest territory in the world even without America, they had the most powerful fleet and they were the wealthiest and most organized force.
The U.S wasn't winning.
#552 - ojallday (04/20/2012) [-]
that awkward moment when there would be no france if not for the americans and the allies, twice.
User avatar #1572 - deltadeltadelta (04/20/2012) [-]
WWII, sure. Not WWI. The US joined WWI when the Central Powers were already losing.

Furthermore, Germany, nor anyone else, had any interest in annexing anyone. Wilhelm II wasn't Hitler, and the Germans weren't evil. WWI was the product of entangling alliances and a butthurt Serbian.

France and the US were the closest of friends until the early 21st century, when France refused to invade Iraq, and so the White House decided to rename French Fries and French Toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast. Then Fox News declared a boycott on everything French.
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User avatar #1467 - herecomesjohnny (04/20/2012) [-]
First off, WWI was a stalemate between France and Germany, and according to statistics of the battle of Verdun, Germany was suffering even more.

Secondly, yes, the U.S saved France in WWII, that is undeniable, but France never had it's identity as a State threatened. Petain collaborated with Hitler to keep France independant as long as he obeyed Hitler's commands. It wasn't like Austria where the land would become a German province.

KNOWLEDGE!
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User avatar #596 - ojallday (04/20/2012) [-]
that contradicts none of what i said
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User avatar #628 - ojallday (04/20/2012) [-]
i assumed it was because u replied to my comment
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#7 - I guess you could say the cat was just looking for ... 04/19/2012 on Doorstop Cat +180
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#18 - nippuhl (04/19/2012) [-]
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I never get green cards.
#178 - yadyn (04/20/2012) [-]
eight six seven fiiive three-oh-niii-ee-iiine... aw fuck it
#21 - iamjohngalt (04/19/2012) [-]
I don't play unrealistic card games
where the black cards are superior.
#17 - nippuhl (04/19/2012) [-]
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I can never get one, ever!
#5 - for the right opportunity! 04/19/2012 on fml +6
#2 - Can I join too?  [+] (13 new replies) 04/19/2012 on GIFbomb +228
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User avatar #177 - inetus (04/20/2012) [-]
Please don't hate but where is this from or who is this guy?
User avatar #271 - mitchsmith (04/20/2012) [-]
Rudy. the UND football movie
User avatar #316 - matttboyagain (04/20/2012) [-]
It's Encino Man. Where they dig up the caveman and teach him about high school.
User avatar #200 - metalptron (04/20/2012) [-]
i think it was from encino man
User avatar #121 - sweateagle (04/19/2012) [-]
what is that from?
#191 - anonymous (04/20/2012) [-]
rudy

User avatar #313 - matttboyagain (04/20/2012) [-]
No, it's from Encino Man.
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User avatar #467 - lordtrolldemort (04/20/2012) [-]
brother!
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#73 - Yeah I was, but then I accidently a few thousand thumbs.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
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#71 - I'm not good with praise. May your account prosper with p… 04/19/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
#6 - Picture 04/18/2012 on Extreme Senior Citizen +36
#2 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2012 on Perfect Timing +135
#4 - shadowrated (04/18/2012) [-]
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#4 - Objection! The red light is always at the top and the green li…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/18/2012 on Great Attorney +265
#162 - InfernalOneShot (04/19/2012) [-]
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#65 - ohgodwaitimatheist (04/19/2012) [-]
HOLD IT!

My client was being pursued, he couldn't stop at the green red gray light or else he would get caught!
#56 - xplosevdiarrhea (04/19/2012) [-]
My roommate is red/green colorblind. Apparently these cause him to crap his pants in fear.
#91 - brutalnooodle (04/19/2012) [-]
Those confuse the flying fuck right out of me. But not because I'm red/green colorblind. Simply because they're the spawn of the devil.

Colorblindness doesn't mean red and green look the same. I can (and I'm sure your friend can too) tell what color is red and what color is green.

#100 - xplosevdiarrhea (04/19/2012) [-]
He says he can, but it's close for red green. It seems as though the color red is drained out of whatever he sees. Like since purple is a mix of red/blue it just looks blue. And grey is also funny, since it basically has no color so he mixes it up with red. I love asking him what my shirt color is. Even if he gets it right I tell him he's wrong, just to fuck with him.
<-Pic related
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#10 - daisamanokitsune (04/18/2012) [-]
here the lights are different nearly everywhere you go >> and very rarely are they put one on top of each other
User avatar #5 - RedSarge (04/18/2012) [-]
Where do you live? I'm pretty sure the red light is on the bottom. Maybe im just being retarded though.
#6 - anonymous (04/18/2012) [-]
Now you have me second guessing! But seriously, red light is on top. I'm ashamed I had to Google it
#17 - Try this.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/18/2012 on Good question +40
#428 - murraybeans (04/19/2012) [-]
No man sorry, that only works when you jailbreak it, which is highly dangerous and your plaster might start glitching closing down unexpectedly
#20 - what OP pedals  [+] (2 new replies) 04/18/2012 on Pedals +24
User avatar #428 - ocnamesaregone (04/19/2012) [-]
fun fact, "pedal" means faggot in french
#241 - anonymous (04/18/2012) [-]
i guess she came first :D
#14 - Good question! It works with chrome apples too!  [+] (6 new replies) 04/18/2012 on Good question +313
#16 - shadowrated (04/18/2012) [-]
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Does it also work with brick walls?
I really want to show the trick to my friends, but I don't want to embarrass myself

User avatar #28 - redwolfradolf (04/18/2012) [-]
NO! dear Talos NO!
Whatever you do DON'T try this with a brick wall.
Dryrock only!
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#30 - nazguultje (04/18/2012) [-]
Have you turned it off and on again?
#17 - iamjohngalt (04/18/2012) [-]
Try this.
#428 - murraybeans (04/19/2012) [-]
No man sorry, that only works when you jailbreak it, which is highly dangerous and your plaster might start glitching closing down unexpectedly
#11 - Yeah man, it does. I tested it myself to be absolutely sur…  [+] (9 new replies) 04/18/2012 on Good question +281
#12 - nazguultje (04/18/2012) [-]
Are you using chrome?
#60 - gimmebackmygoose (04/18/2012) [-]
#14 - iamjohngalt (04/18/2012) [-]
Good question!
It works with chrome apples too!
#16 - shadowrated (04/18/2012) [-]
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Does it also work with brick walls?
I really want to show the trick to my friends, but I don't want to embarrass myself

User avatar #28 - redwolfradolf (04/18/2012) [-]
NO! dear Talos NO!
Whatever you do DON'T try this with a brick wall.
Dryrock only!
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#30 - nazguultje (04/18/2012) [-]
Have you turned it off and on again?
#17 - iamjohngalt (04/18/2012) [-]
Try this.
#428 - murraybeans (04/19/2012) [-]
No man sorry, that only works when you jailbreak it, which is highly dangerous and your plaster might start glitching closing down unexpectedly
#8 - What if the video is actually reversed and he just smudged… 04/18/2012 on This Guy is Awesome +32
#8 - Picture 04/18/2012 on Who is reposting? +8
#1 - Picture 04/18/2012 on He mad. +63
#3 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 04/18/2012 on Good question +62
User avatar #155 - meganinja (04/19/2012) [-]
but red apples are much less sweet. (and normally more squishy, but that may be something other than the apple itself.)
#46 - anonymous (04/18/2012) [-]
what red and smells like blue paint

red paint
#24 - mcpanda (04/18/2012) [-]
He's right, you know.
User avatar #25 - RedSarge (04/18/2012) [-]
I've never had a green apple that tasted like a red one. Red ones are aren't as sweet.
#26 - mcpanda (04/18/2012) [-]
Very true. I rescind my statement.
#69 - There's a party on my computer and you're invited! 04/18/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
#54 - I think they're starring in Family Guy. 04/17/2012 on Ironic? +40
#8 - I once forgot to bring my presentation file to work too. I… 04/17/2012 on Employee for the Day +11
#14 - Or you could make things even easier by opening the door t… 04/17/2012 on Great Ideas +13
#64 - I LOVE YOU TOO *hugs* (no homo)  [+] (4 new replies) 04/17/2012 on A little payback... +157
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#1380 - patownslife (04/18/2012) [-]
**patownslife rolls 33**
#1664 - anonymous (04/25/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 08** you just activated my trap card
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#181 to #180 - shadowrated (06/08/2014) [-]
i really wish you were more active
i really wish you were more active
#182 to #181 - iamjohngalt (06/08/2014) [-]
Satisfied?
Satisfied?
User avatar #171 - wrongexplain ONLINE (04/23/2014) [-]
i like your name, apparently a good but lengthy book. Is it worth the read?
#173 to #171 - iamjohngalt (04/23/2014) [-]
Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = 
			
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Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = You need to login to view this link )
User avatar #167 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#166 - struttndatass (03/31/2014) [-]
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
User avatar #165 - kidpat (01/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #164 - revengeforfreeze (11/07/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #163 - miscarriage ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#161 - shadowrated (09/05/2013) [-]
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this was golden
#162 to #161 - iamjohngalt (09/06/2013) [-]
that man was golden
that man was golden
User avatar #160 - holller (07/08/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #158 - holler (01/28/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
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#146 - itemmaaan (12/01/2012) [-]
Are you trading those funnyjunk points?
User avatar #147 to #146 - iamjohngalt (12/01/2012) [-]
For blackjack and hookers.
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User avatar #144 - shadowrated (11/23/2012) [-]
OH MY **** YOU'RE BACK! Time to check out your recent comments!
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User avatar #142 - nippuhl (11/21/2012) [-]
HOLY **** YOU'RE BACK
#135 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Think you'll ever return to commenting again?
#136 to #135 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Maybe during January-May.
Maybe during January-May.
#137 to #136 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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******* awesome.
I shall wait patiently.

So what are you up to these days anyways?
#138 to #137 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.   
   
Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.

Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
#139 to #138 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.

You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some **** .
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
#140 to #139 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
User avatar #168 to #140 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
can you say if it wasn't this?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3382769/Frontpage+Shenanigans/

i can't think of anything else
#169 to #168 - iamjohngalt (04/15/2014) [-]
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
User avatar #170 to #169 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
ah ok, i was convinced you and holler were the same person
#141 to #140 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Alright, smell you later.







i love you
#129 - shadowrated (09/07/2012) [-]
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#130 to #129 - iamjohngalt (09/07/2012) [-]
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.   
   
You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good 						*******					 luck with that, honeybuns! &lt;3
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.

You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good ******* luck with that, honeybuns! <3
User avatar #126 - shayschamp (07/16/2012) [-]
You, You and Holler were probably my favorite deceased commentors, without you two the comments aren't as great... even though I've partially stopped commenting for a while now
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User avatar #127 to #125 - nippuhl (08/05/2012) [-]
He moved lol
User avatar #132 to #127 - shadowrated (09/11/2012) [-]
We need to get him this type of colored text in order for him to start again this year
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