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#37 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2012 on Fooseball OC +44
#60 - iamnebula (04/24/2012) [-]
#165 - fadetometallica (04/24/2012) [-]
I have to be that tall to ride James Hetfield?
#66 - ohgodwaitimatheist (04/24/2012) [-]
Congratulations. +3 Thumbs for you, you do deserve much more.
#79 - iamnebula (04/24/2012) [-]
Why thank you.
#36 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2012 on Fooseball OC +96
#37 - iamjohngalt (04/24/2012) [-]
#60 - iamnebula (04/24/2012) [-]
#165 - fadetometallica (04/24/2012) [-]
I have to be that tall to ride James Hetfield?
#66 - ohgodwaitimatheist (04/24/2012) [-]
Congratulations. +3 Thumbs for you, you do deserve much more.
#79 - iamnebula (04/24/2012) [-]
Why thank you.
#22 - Picture 04/23/2012 on A Frog Sitting on a Bench... +34
#49 - deeper and deeper into the briefcase 04/23/2012 on FZ +29
#4 - To answer your question: Road Runner  [+] (2 new replies) 04/23/2012 on how the? +36
#44 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/23/2012) [-]
Five miles isn't really a road race distance, though. Closest is probably 8k.
#301 - epicfailguyishere (04/24/2012) [-]
Error 404: Childhood not found.
When he said road runner, he was referring to the cartoon character.
#39 - helping out a bro  [+] (3 new replies) 04/23/2012 on Man you did an awesome job +393
#353 - xPLDxPunisher (04/24/2012) [-]
That's amazing.
#344 - handyofdoom (04/24/2012) [-]
#263 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2012) [-]
that was delicious
#12 - That OP can't help being black. 04/23/2012 on My eyes are still burning +2
#9 - What's so confusing about her asking to taste his popsicle aft… 04/23/2012 on I'm confused +18
#7 - my reaction after 90 seconds of sweat-inducing intensity 04/23/2012 on Man you did an awesome job +7
#5 - That's my apprentice. 04/23/2012 on Mad +9
#78 - Thanks man. I'll just keep on commenting for a few weeks o…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
#79 - iamnewhere (04/23/2012) [-]
Awesome. Just don't hesitate to take a break when you start to get tired of it. It works wonders.
#16 - Picture 04/22/2012 on Fucks +45
#19 - That original pic was quite grainy. Enlarge this for …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2012 on My friend didn't have a... +5
#34 - trojanmannn (04/22/2012) [-]
#77 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2012 on uncle adolf +40
#584 - field (04/23/2012) [-]
#13 - what OP actually looks like writing in English 04/22/2012 on random post +30
#12 - how OP feels writing in English  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2012 on random post +25
#13 - iamjohngalt (04/22/2012) [-]
what OP actually looks like writing in English
#32 - Comment deleted 04/22/2012 on Trololol -2
#11 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2012 on Playing -5
User avatar #13 - eatshitop (04/21/2012) [-]
Dumbass, its linked to a power trapper, linked to the house.
#12 - discomufffin (04/21/2012) [-]
Why would this be thumbed down?
#10 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 04/21/2012 on GTP +25
#20 - sanctuspeccatum (04/22/2012) [-]
Now you're talkin double team supreme!
#156 - frz (04/22/2012) [-]
Double Team is one of the best songs they have. Long live the D.
#297 - sanctuspeccatum (04/24/2012) [-]
I agree
User avatar #114 - doesnotcompute (04/22/2012) [-]
I love you.
#296 - sanctuspeccatum (04/24/2012) [-]
I was wondering why nobody had gotten the idea for the reference lol
User avatar #298 - doesnotcompute (04/24/2012) [-]
I would've made it, but you already did when I saw this post. :P
#11 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2012 on Smart add +65
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#10 - Picture  [+] (13 new replies) 04/20/2012 on Troll physics IRL +633
User avatar #557 - theotherwhitemeat (04/21/2012) [-]
need more brothers for the army www.facebook.com/noreposts?ref=tn_tnmn
#613 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/21/2012) [-]
Fucking faggot, you're what's ruining memes, ragefaces etc. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT FACEBOOK AND MEMES DOESN'T MIX? And the groups profile picture makes me want to barf, I mean seriously you write a name and you just slap on a trollface and some other overused ragefaces? Youre so fucking funny, please continue. Shit like this is the reason I deleted my account.

Tl;dr: You're the cancer ruining FJ, faggot.
User avatar #623 - theotherwhitemeat (04/21/2012) [-]
what are you talking about, this page is for anyone who likes fj to use, you obviously haven't visited it, it's a mixture of stuff people find extra funny from funnyjunk and oc. you probably deleted you're account cause you're not funny
#636 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/21/2012) [-]
Actually I made frontpage around 5-6 times out of about 10 tries. If your page is for finding FJ related stuff why doesn't people just use FJ? Also you're still killing memes and ragefaces, it's sites like yours who cause the horrendus use of memes and ragefaces by duckface faceboook bitches, why don't you head over to 9fag they've got built in facebook allready.

Also, looking at the groups profile picture still makes me want to puke, please fuck off newfag.
#638 - theotherwhitemeat (04/21/2012) [-]
I do not believe you for a second about the front page thing. I have also been on funnyjunk for 5 years now and had knowledge of it before hand. I know the ins and outs faggot
#641 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/21/2012) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3023601/U/
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3148158/Bananannananana+BATMAN/

Why would I Lie? I'm anonymous, none of what I'm saying counts and there's no credit to be earned. Thumbs are whorteless.

I also doubt that you've been on FJ for 5 years, even if you have you obviously don't understand how it works, you're attentionwhoring scum who doesn't countribute shit to this community, you're only bringing it down.

But I kind of understan that your intention may have been good, you just don't understan what it's really doing. Internet is srs buisniess here.

Also for all you other stoners who may scroll this watch this video: [url deleted] skip to =:40 for straight action but I reccomend you watch the build up aswell.
#642 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/21/2012) [-]
Shit, just go to youtube and search "Three Toed Sloth (Superman)" trust me it's worth it.
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#27 - Why would the kiss have felt good to me? You think I find plea…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/20/2012 on untitled comic +8
User avatar #30 - joshkroger (04/20/2012) [-]
damn it! I was going to do something like that
#24 - It was the defining moment for young Adolf as he realized the …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/20/2012 on The Coldest Gift... +311
#917 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/18/2012) [-]
so, because I can tell that his first love wasn't handicapped or an intellectual by her psychotic behaviour, she's either a communist or a jew?
#34 - newzealander (04/20/2012) [-]
That was quite good, Good Job Bro
#39 - The end result... You pissed off the wrong little person.  [+] (9 new replies) 04/20/2012 on Little people. +181
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#192 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/20/2012) [-]
I could watch this for hours!
User avatar #222 - makeitcount (04/20/2012) [-]
There's a 10 minute version to Achilles Last Stand by Led Zeppelin on youtube.
User avatar #40 - AnAnon (04/20/2012) [-]
A Lannister always pays his debts!
User avatar #51 - royalwerewolf (04/20/2012) [-]
and always kicks ass
#434 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/20/2012) [-]
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#483 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/20/2012) [-]
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#181 to #180 - shadowrated (06/08/2014) [-]
i really wish you were more active
i really wish you were more active
#182 to #181 - iamjohngalt (06/08/2014) [-]
Satisfied?
Satisfied?
User avatar #183 to #182 - shadowrated (08/27/2014) [-]
no, i mean as a commenter
User avatar #171 - wrongexplain (04/23/2014) [-]
i like your name, apparently a good but lengthy book. Is it worth the read?
#173 to #171 - iamjohngalt (04/23/2014) [-]
Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = 
			
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Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = You need to login to view this link )
User avatar #167 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#166 - struttndatass (03/31/2014) [-]
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
User avatar #165 - kidpat (01/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #164 - revengeforfreeze (11/07/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #163 - miscarriage (11/01/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#161 - shadowrated (09/05/2013) [-]
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this was golden
#162 to #161 - iamjohngalt (09/06/2013) [-]
that man was golden
that man was golden
User avatar #160 - holller (07/08/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #158 - holler (01/28/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
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#146 - itemmaaan (12/01/2012) [-]
Are you trading those funnyjunk points?
User avatar #147 to #146 - iamjohngalt (12/01/2012) [-]
For blackjack and hookers.
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User avatar #144 - shadowrated (11/23/2012) [-]
OH MY **** YOU'RE BACK! Time to check out your recent comments!
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User avatar #142 - nippuhl (11/21/2012) [-]
HOLY **** YOU'RE BACK
#135 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Think you'll ever return to commenting again?
#136 to #135 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Maybe during January-May.
Maybe during January-May.
#137 to #136 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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******* awesome.
I shall wait patiently.

So what are you up to these days anyways?
#138 to #137 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.   
   
Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.

Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
#139 to #138 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.

You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some **** .
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
#140 to #139 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
User avatar #168 to #140 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
can you say if it wasn't this?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3382769/Frontpage+Shenanigans/

i can't think of anything else
#169 to #168 - iamjohngalt (04/15/2014) [-]
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
User avatar #170 to #169 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
ah ok, i was convinced you and holler were the same person
#141 to #140 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Alright, smell you later.







i love you
#129 - shadowrated (09/07/2012) [-]
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#130 to #129 - iamjohngalt (09/07/2012) [-]
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.   
   
You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good 						*******					 luck with that, honeybuns! &lt;3
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.

You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good ******* luck with that, honeybuns! <3
User avatar #126 - shayschamp (07/16/2012) [-]
You, You and Holler were probably my favorite deceased commentors, without you two the comments aren't as great... even though I've partially stopped commenting for a while now
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User avatar #127 to #125 - nippuhl (08/05/2012) [-]
He moved lol
User avatar #132 to #127 - shadowrated (09/11/2012) [-]
We need to get him this type of colored text in order for him to start again this year
funnyjunk.com/items/216921#216921
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