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Date Signed Up:2/09/2012
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#28 - into your heinous anus, then back on the table again 04/26/2012 on Cool school teacher +22
#7 - MF after being tricked into eating shirako 04/26/2012 on A Japanese delicacy +1
#6 - Picture  [+] (7 new replies) 04/26/2012 on potato +170
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#17 - daveyiscool (04/26/2012) [-]
#34 - jakekel (04/26/2012) [-]
MFW I see someone use something I made.
#689 - anonymous (04/27/2012) [-]
most people would be like. OMG REPOST, that was my OC!
#8 - shadowrated (04/26/2012) [-]
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#13 - ragingbrony (04/26/2012) [-]
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#72 - shadowrated (04/26/2012) [-]
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These are actually really fun to make :0
#6 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 04/26/2012 on Cool school teacher +128
#60 - geraldbostock (04/26/2012) [-]
But then...
#26 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
where did the cereal bowl gone?
#28 - iamjohngalt (04/26/2012) [-]
into your heinous anus,
then back on the table again
#13 - ragingbrony (04/26/2012) [-]
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#68 - joshkroger (04/26/2012) [-]
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#69 - joshkroger (04/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #193 - lamarisagoodname (04/27/2012) [-]
FLAWLESS VICTORY
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#5 - Tuesday afternoon at the start of tutoring...  [+] (11 new replies) 04/26/2012 on Cool school teacher +90
#6 - iamjohngalt (04/26/2012) [-]
#60 - geraldbostock (04/26/2012) [-]
But then...
#26 - anonymous (04/26/2012) [-]
where did the cereal bowl gone?
#28 - iamjohngalt (04/26/2012) [-]
into your heinous anus,
then back on the table again
#13 - ragingbrony (04/26/2012) [-]
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#14 - ragingbrony (04/26/2012) [-]
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#68 - joshkroger (04/26/2012) [-]
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#69 - joshkroger (04/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #193 - lamarisagoodname (04/27/2012) [-]
FLAWLESS VICTORY
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#88 - Now you're exaggerating. I have to give you props for your…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
User avatar #89 - hydromatic (04/26/2012) [-]
Haha, well thanks, i appreciate it.
I'd add a gif, but i don't have any on this laptop.
But thanks, looking forward to that :)
#89 - Please come back, chavira. We all love your comics. We… 04/26/2012 on chavira's profile 0
#86 - Whatcha gon' do about it?  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
User avatar #87 - hydromatic (04/26/2012) [-]
Congratulate you, and wish you good luck in the future :) Your comments are awesome, and you deserve way more thumbs than me IMO.


#88 - iamjohngalt (04/26/2012) [-]
Now you're exaggerating. I have to give you
props for your superior commenting skills.

Keep it up and we'll see each other in the top 5!
User avatar #89 - hydromatic (04/26/2012) [-]
Haha, well thanks, i appreciate it.
I'd add a gif, but i don't have any on this laptop.
But thanks, looking forward to that :)
#85 - Thank you very much. I've had a good laugh from your comments …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
#90 - ragingbrony (04/26/2012) [-]
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Indeed, you average over 100 thumbs per comment!
That's just astounding.
If you actually made more comments, you'd have rank 1 in the bag. From the looks of though you're going for the quality, not so much rank.

Keep it up dude!
#6 - May the FJ community have mercy on your soul.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/25/2012 on Epic Comment is Epic +29
User avatar #30 - camerel (04/26/2012) [-]
what did he post???
User avatar #32 - edvf (04/26/2012) [-]
A comment.
#33 - camerel (04/26/2012) [-]
obviously, care to be a bit more specific?
User avatar #35 - edvf (04/26/2012) [-]
He said something that people didn't like and gave him red thumbs ;)
User avatar #36 - camerel (04/26/2012) [-]
ah! im not gunna get caught by your trolling. but good job, you had me going for a second.
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#4 - << Samoa goalkeeper  [+] (11 new replies) 04/25/2012 on Epic Comment is Epic +72
#41 - buffgramps (04/26/2012) [-]
Why did he get thumbed down? it was a guy missing the goal post lol
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#9 - ragingbrony (04/25/2012) [-]
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Mom...someone replied to my comment with another gif...
User avatar #8 - eldinarcus (04/25/2012) [-]
You soiled it. Fuck you I'm thumbing you down.
#6 - iamjohngalt (04/25/2012) [-]
May the FJ community have mercy on your soul.
User avatar #30 - camerel (04/26/2012) [-]
what did he post???
User avatar #32 - edvf (04/26/2012) [-]
A comment.
#33 - camerel (04/26/2012) [-]
obviously, care to be a bit more specific?
User avatar #35 - edvf (04/26/2012) [-]
He said something that people didn't like and gave him red thumbs ;)
User avatar #36 - camerel (04/26/2012) [-]
ah! im not gunna get caught by your trolling. but good job, you had me going for a second.
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#4 - Picture  [+] (5 new replies) 04/25/2012 on WAT +145
#162 - bosskiss (04/26/2012) [-]
Thanks now i have a 8 and a 11x repost version
#151 - hereforboobies (04/26/2012) [-]
User avatar #18 - freakaleak (04/25/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/2108737/Bite/
Ill just go ahead and add my upload to the list
#222 - ultimatedickmunch (04/26/2012) [-]
so you reposted it?
User avatar #314 - freakaleak (04/26/2012) [-]
I actually never saw it on the site before to be honest
#124 - Sydney, Australia 04/25/2012 on Challenge accepted +340
#9 - "I was just about to say that" "just about …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/25/2012 on I nose what he did! +148
User avatar #12 - abcbacon (04/25/2012) [-]
The fact that his joke had already been made 11 hours ago doesn't change the fact that he was about to say it.
Just Saiyan.
#251 - ruberto (04/26/2012) [-]
i was just about to say that!
#41 - fatdinosaur (04/25/2012) [-]
here take this
#224 - abcbacon (04/26/2012) [-]
Thank you, sir!
#30 - abcdog (04/25/2012) [-]
your.... your name...
#223 - abcbacon (04/26/2012) [-]
alphabet buddies
#12 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2012 on Alway Angry? -2
#16 - calsamurai (04/25/2012) [-]
#21 - dryicevii (04/25/2012) [-]
A bigger one.
#11 - Comment deleted  [+] (3 new replies) 04/25/2012 on Alway Angry? -2
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#16 - calsamurai (04/25/2012) [-]
#21 - dryicevii (04/25/2012) [-]
A bigger one.
#22 - I couldn't wait to see where the next leg of the trip would be.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/25/2012 on Challenge accepted +205
User avatar #404 - nippuhl (04/26/2012) [-]
Pretty soon he will leg us know.
#124 - iamjohngalt (04/25/2012) [-]
Sydney, Australia
#8 - That gif will never be relevant, they said. … 04/25/2012 on Super Powers +36
#4 - This is what happened.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/25/2012 on Torres scores! +313
User avatar #40 - SnugglyWuggly (04/25/2012) [-]
Take notes, kids. This is what the internet is all about.
#81 - Don't you mean "Helllo!"  [+] (1 new reply) 04/24/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
#82 - shadowrated (04/25/2012) [-]
At first I thought it was reallly holler


#39 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 04/24/2012 on Women logic 2 -2
#41 - mathafaka (04/24/2012) [-]
what?.... do you think I'd be mad if I wouldn't be in the friendzone?

NO.
User avatar #46 - aiwendel (04/24/2012) [-]
As Hank Moody says it: Right you aare mathafakaa

(www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsjWZmzz04A if you do not understand the referance)
#76 - thetwotonhammer (04/24/2012) [-]
#47 - mathafaka (04/24/2012) [-]
here you go bro!! ;)
#48 - aiwendel (04/24/2012) [-]
#12 - It's smart how the TMNTs wear masks. Otherwise their true …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/24/2012 on Through my Eyes +119
User avatar #14 - ortonja (04/24/2012) [-]
I think it's so people can easily differentiate between them. You know, because they're giant turtles with no easily distinguishable differences.
#89 - anonymous (04/25/2012) [-]
Actually the original Ninja Turtles wore the same red masks in the first comics.

Source: http://www (.) escapistmagazine (.) com/videos/view/the-big-picture/5549-Shell-Shock

Pic Unrelated
#15 - rsheale (04/24/2012) [-]
MFW niggers should probably wear masks so we can tell them apart
#30 - odaer (04/24/2012) [-]
They do sometimes, but then they get caught and put into jail.
#152 - Picture 04/24/2012 on yup +425
#7 - Oh, I see the irony! He's holding on to the side of the mu…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/24/2012 on Oh the irony! +208
#566 - tie (04/25/2012) [-]
hey guys, look at the space between his top two teeth to see it. and remember to have a nice day!
#313 - glasstrampoline (04/24/2012) [-]
>Staring blankly at image
>A minute passes
>Not getting it
>MFW I saw the Batman symbol after about five minutes
#815 - iamthatoneguy (04/25/2012) [-]
User avatar #583 - lazerpickle (04/25/2012) [-]
Glass, is that you :0
User avatar #136 - lawlorphilly (04/24/2012) [-]
Batman mouth!
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#272 - jaynsilentbob (04/24/2012) [-]
i didn't see it, thank you lawlorphilly
#812 - thejakestone (04/25/2012) [-]
ATTA BOY, BROTHER!
#11 - Picture 04/24/2012 on Mom's Spaghetti +89
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#181 to #180 - shadowrated (06/08/2014) [-]
i really wish you were more active
i really wish you were more active
#182 to #181 - iamjohngalt (06/08/2014) [-]
Satisfied?
Satisfied?
User avatar #183 to #182 - shadowrated (08/27/2014) [-]
no, i mean as a commenter
User avatar #171 - wrongexplain (04/23/2014) [-]
i like your name, apparently a good but lengthy book. Is it worth the read?
#173 to #171 - iamjohngalt (04/23/2014) [-]
Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = 
			
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Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = You need to login to view this link )
User avatar #167 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#166 - struttndatass (03/31/2014) [-]
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
User avatar #165 - kidpat (01/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #164 - revengeforfreeze (11/07/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #163 - miscarriage ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#161 - shadowrated (09/05/2013) [-]
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this was golden
#162 to #161 - iamjohngalt (09/06/2013) [-]
that man was golden
that man was golden
User avatar #160 - holller (07/08/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #158 - holler (01/28/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
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#146 - itemmaaan (12/01/2012) [-]
Are you trading those funnyjunk points?
User avatar #147 to #146 - iamjohngalt (12/01/2012) [-]
For blackjack and hookers.
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User avatar #144 - shadowrated (11/23/2012) [-]
OH MY **** YOU'RE BACK! Time to check out your recent comments!
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User avatar #142 - nippuhl (11/21/2012) [-]
HOLY **** YOU'RE BACK
#135 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Think you'll ever return to commenting again?
#136 to #135 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Maybe during January-May.
Maybe during January-May.
#137 to #136 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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******* awesome.
I shall wait patiently.

So what are you up to these days anyways?
#138 to #137 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.   
   
Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.

Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
#139 to #138 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.

You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some **** .
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
#140 to #139 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
User avatar #168 to #140 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
can you say if it wasn't this?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3382769/Frontpage+Shenanigans/

i can't think of anything else
#169 to #168 - iamjohngalt (04/15/2014) [-]
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
User avatar #170 to #169 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
ah ok, i was convinced you and holler were the same person
#141 to #140 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Alright, smell you later.







i love you
#129 - shadowrated (09/07/2012) [-]
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**shadowrated rolled a random image posted in comment #450 at So my friend is a wizard... ** Be iamjohngalt

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#130 to #129 - iamjohngalt (09/07/2012) [-]
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.   
   
You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good 						*******					 luck with that, honeybuns! &lt;3
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.

You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good ******* luck with that, honeybuns! <3
User avatar #126 - shayschamp (07/16/2012) [-]
You, You and Holler were probably my favorite deceased commentors, without you two the comments aren't as great... even though I've partially stopped commenting for a while now
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User avatar #127 to #125 - nippuhl (08/05/2012) [-]
He moved lol
User avatar #132 to #127 - shadowrated (09/11/2012) [-]
We need to get him this type of colored text in order for him to start again this year
funnyjunk.com/items/216921#216921
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