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| #24 - It was the defining moment for young Adolf as he realized the … [+] (2 new replies) | 04/20/2012 on The Coldest Gift... | +310 |
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N. Korean citizen (05/18/2012) [-] so, because I can tell that his first love wasn't handicapped or an intellectual by her psychotic behaviour, she's either a communist or a jew? | ||
| #39 - The end result... You pissed off the wrong little person. [+] (9 new replies) | 04/20/2012 on Little people. | +180 |
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makeitcount (04/20/2012) [-] There's a 10 minute version to Achilles Last Stand by Led Zeppelin on youtube. #434
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N. Korean citizen (04/20/2012) [-] nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger | ||
| #21 - I don't play unrealistic card games where the black cards … | 04/19/2012 on Normal day | +113 |
| #12 - Great... another one of those moments when I get thumbed down … [+] (4 new replies) | 04/19/2012 on Doorstop Cat | +100 |
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ThankYouComeAgain (04/20/2012) [-] sophisticated, how was that sophisticated? egotistical much? | ||
| #24 - Picture [+] (18 new replies) | 04/19/2012 on Hypocrisy.., it's a Jersey... | +246 |
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TheAnonymousRebel (04/20/2012) [-] he is right..... i dont know why people are thumbin him down  #1465
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herecomesjohnny (04/20/2012) [-] Woah Woah Woah! People! You know what, i'll say stuff once again: the French didn't hate the British at all at the time, they even acclaimed the British saving them during WWII(there was a couple jokes and stereotypes, but we haven't had hate since the medieval ages) The thing is that the 18th century was the year if philosophical Lights (Rousseau, Voltaire, Montesquieu, history's founder's of modern democracy and human rights along with Bryce). Louis XVI, even if not very charismatic, was an enthusiast of democracy and human rights, that's why France chose America. Also because Louis XVI was one of the few kings to see the end of colonies coming The U.K was the world's most powerful empire, with the largest territory in the world even without America, they had the most powerful fleet and they were the wealthiest and most organized force. The U.S wasn't winning. #1493
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gabolo (04/20/2012) [-] Louis the XVI wasnt an enthusiast of democracy and human rights, he was the most authoritarian keing ever, thus the french revolution, if he was in favor of human rights the french revolution wouldnt have happened. And the UK was not the worlds most powerful power in the late 1700s it was France. U.K. became the worlds most powerful empire after 1812 after they had earned new lands in the congress of Vienna. During NApoleonic times the British and the French detested each other, they had wars in mainland europe. Remember the Duke of Wellington? he was a main general involved in capturing Napoleon. The century in which the philosophical geniouses you mentiioned we read was in the 19th century, thus leading to the revolutions of 1848, a set of liberal revolutions that hit all of europe. During the 18th century most nations and people were conservative because they feared a french revolution, a very liberal event. #1557
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herecomesjohnny (04/20/2012) [-] I think you must be confusing Louis XVI with another king, maybe Louis XIV. Louis XVI wasn't that authoritarian, the French Revolution occurred majorly because of an economic crisis and the non-resolution of the class problem. Louis XVI actually sought to help out the Third State population with the renewal of doleance books and renewing a number of their rights, however mosly in the urban areas. Louis XVI was a great enthousiast of human rights, and if he had more charisma and was more interested in being a king than playing with machinery, he would have publicly backed up Rouseau and Voltaire, whose works fascinated him. Saying he was the most authoritarian king ever is a gross travesty. The main reason the French Revolution happened was because of the shifting of politics in the public opinion, replacing moral matters. It essentially happened because a greater part of the royal initiatives put forth by the Curia Regis didn't help the Third State, and was weak since France put a big part of their ressources in aiding the U.S. I really think you're confusing with Louis XIV, since he was the most authoritarian king in France history. Thinking a passive uncharismatic king like Louis XVI was the most authoritarian king ever cannot be anything else than a mistake. #1413
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TheAnonymousRebel (04/20/2012) [-] but in order for this argument to work, one would have to ignore the fact that france and brittain hated each other at the time #1463
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herecomesjohnny (04/20/2012) [-] Woah Woah Woah! People! You know what, i'll say stuff once again: the French didn't hate the British at all at the time, they even acclaimed the British saving them (there was a couple jokes and stereotypes, but we haven't had hate since the medieval ages) The thing is that the 18th century was the year if philosophical Lights (Rousseau, Voltaire, Montesquieu, history's founder's of modern democracy and human rights along with Bryce). Louis XVI, even if not very charismatic, was an enthusiast of democracy and human rights, that's why France chose America. The U.K was the world's most powerful empire, with the largest territory in the world even without America, they had the most powerful fleet and they were the wealthiest and most organized force. The U.S wasn't winning.  #1572
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deltadeltadelta (04/20/2012) [-] WWII, sure. Not WWI. The US joined WWI when the Central Powers were already losing. Furthermore, Germany, nor anyone else, had any interest in annexing anyone. Wilhelm II wasn't Hitler, and the Germans weren't evil. WWI was the product of entangling alliances and a butthurt Serbian. France and the US were the closest of friends until the early 21st century, when France refused to invade Iraq, and so the White House decided to rename French Fries and French Toast to Freedom Fries and Freedom Toast. Then Fox News declared a boycott on everything French. #1467
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herecomesjohnny (04/20/2012) [-] First off, WWI was a stalemate between France and Germany, and according to statistics of the battle of Verdun, Germany was suffering even more. Secondly, yes, the U.S saved France in WWII, that is undeniable, but France never had it's identity as a State threatened. Petain collaborated with Hitler to keep France independant as long as he obeyed Hitler's commands. It wasn't like Austria where the land would become a German province. KNOWLEDGE! | ||
| #6 - Picture | 04/19/2012 on Field cannot be empty. | -2 |
| #7 - I guess you could say the cat was just looking for ... | 04/19/2012 on Doorstop Cat | +180 |
| #1 - Picture [+] (3 new replies) | 04/19/2012 on Normal day | +298 |
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| #5 - for the right opportunity! | 04/19/2012 on fml | +6 |
| #2 - Can I join too? [+] (13 new replies) | 04/19/2012 on GIFbomb | +228 |
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matttboyagain (04/20/2012) [-] It's Encino Man. Where they dig up the caveman and teach him about high school. | ||
| #73 - Yeah I was, but then I accidently a few thousand thumbs. [+] (1 new reply) | 04/19/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile | 0 |
| #71 - I'm not good with praise. May your account prosper with p… | 04/19/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile | 0 |
| #6 - Picture | 04/18/2012 on Extreme Senior Citizen | +36 |
| #2 - Picture | 04/18/2012 on Perfect Timing | +135 |
| #4 - Objection! The red light is always at the top and the green li… [+] (10 new replies) | 04/18/2012 on Great Attorney | +265 |
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ohgodwaitimatheist (04/19/2012) [-] My client was being pursued, he couldn't stop at the #56
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xplosevdiarrhea (04/19/2012) [-]  #91
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brutalnooodle (04/19/2012) [-] Those confuse the flying fuck right out of me. But not because I'm red/green colorblind. Simply because they're the spawn of the devil. Colorblindness doesn't mean red and green look the same. I can (and I'm sure your friend can too) tell what color is red and what color is green. #100
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xplosevdiarrhea (04/19/2012) [-]  <-Pic related #10
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daisamanokitsune (04/18/2012) [-] here the lights are different nearly everywhere you go >> and very rarely are they put one on top of each other #6
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N. Korean citizen (04/18/2012) [-] Now you have me second guessing! But seriously, red light is on top. I'm ashamed I had to Google it | ||
| #17 - Try this. [+] (1 new reply) | 04/18/2012 on Good question | +40 |
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| #20 - what OP pedals [+] (2 new replies) | 04/18/2012 on Pedals | +24 |
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| #14 - Good question! It works with chrome apples too! [+] (5 new replies) | 04/18/2012 on Good question | +313 |
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| #11 - Yeah man, it does. I tested it myself to be absolutely sur… [+] (8 new replies) | 04/18/2012 on Good question | +281 |
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| #8 - What if the video is actually reversed and he just smudged… | 04/18/2012 on This Guy is Awesome | +32 |
| #8 - Picture | 04/18/2012 on Who is reposting? | +8 |
| #1 - Picture | 04/18/2012 on He mad. | +63 |
| #3 - Picture [+] (5 new replies) | 04/18/2012 on Good question | +62 |
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| #69 - There's a party on my computer and you're invited! | 04/18/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile | 0 |
| #176 - Picture [+] (3 new replies) | 04/17/2012 on How | +145 |
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Sunset **User deleted account** (12/27/2012) [-] unrelated, but i'm starting to read atlas shrugged right now
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iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-] Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.
Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
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iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-] Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.
You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some shit.
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.
You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some shit.
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
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iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-] Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
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candidvres **User deleted account** (09/15/2012) [-] I can't fucking believe you. You've got a life and you're one of the best commenters on this site.
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shayschamp (07/16/2012) [-] You, You and Holler were probably my favorite deceased commentors, without you two the comments aren't as great... even though I've partially stopped commenting for a while now
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mahaiz (05/28/2012) [-] I scroll through your comment window and I see nearly every comment with a thumb rating of 100+, whoa man whoa/
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Sunset **User deleted account** (05/12/2012) [-] sooner or later i'm going to get back to the top 5... sooner or later
i dunno when though
i dunno when though
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vanoreo ONLINE (05/09/2012) [-] >Rank 5 Comments
>Level 343 Comments
>40,000 thumbs
>Made account exactly three months ago today
>Thoroughly impressed
Happy three months on FJ
>Level 343 Comments
>40,000 thumbs
>Made account exactly three months ago today
>Thoroughly impressed
Happy three months on FJ
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iamnewhere (05/07/2012) [-] Yeah i noticed. It does get boring after a while.
Go for it, you're pretty close to #4 already because grimmwaters has been extremely lazy as well, and holler is gone and is losing thumbs now due to the 90 day limit.
So the odds are on your side.
Go for it, you're pretty close to #4 already because grimmwaters has been extremely lazy as well, and holler is gone and is losing thumbs now due to the 90 day limit.
So the odds are on your side.
