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#16 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2012 on The Germans were bad. +11
#17 - iamjohngalt (04/29/2012) [-]
#18 - iamjohngalt (04/29/2012) [-]
#8 - Yeah, let me finish that up. *click* OK, now the dog is u…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2012 on Busted! +41
User avatar #116 - rplix (04/30/2012) [-]
Is it weird I am trying to look up her dress?
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#5 - Welcome back, chavira. 04/29/2012 on Recycle Bin +4
#93 - You take the number 142857 and multiply it as follows: …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2012 on WTF Math +6
#105 - jswain (04/29/2012) [-]
There's a few more as well for 142857:

142 + 857 = 999
14 + 28 + 57 = 99
142857 / 2 = 71428.5 (same order of digits again)
142857 / 5 = 28571.4 (same thing)
142857 squared = 20408122449
20408 + 122449 = 142857
#98 - iluvas (04/29/2012) [-]
#99 - Yeah... I have the advantage of not losing thumbs due to 90 da… 04/29/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
#4 - sexually oblivious origami  [+] (8 new replies) 04/29/2012 on papercraft +128
#128 - icytime (04/29/2012) [-]
Broken gifs are not cool mkay.
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#37 - anonymous (04/29/2012) [-]
I know it's a long shot, But you wouldn't happen to have a link to a tutorial of that rhino would you?
User avatar #134 - exorelevant (04/29/2012) [-]
http://www . youtube . com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

just delete the spaces
#47 - anonymous (04/29/2012) [-]
> Video showing each step for creating the origami
> Asks how to do it
FUCK ANON, YOU'RE SO STUPID
#124 - smokedmeatlog (04/29/2012) [-]
User avatar #88 - shooptube (04/29/2012) [-]
Because that gif is so easy to follow along with
#35 - anonymous (04/29/2012) [-]
#19 - Thought crime! Thought crime! You are under arrest fo…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/29/2012 on when you see it +84
#145 - garyleneville (04/29/2012) [-]
#34 - seeggul (04/29/2012) [-]
as your Emperor, i hereby revoke §3/01 and in its place instate §3/23-01.6 "Free fish soufflés for all penguin impersonators."
I have spoken! Now get your formerly accused a refreshment before i invoke the wrath of my baby penguin-shaped penis upon you head!
User avatar #294 - marinepenguin (04/29/2012) [-]
I''LL ESCORT HIM TO THE REFRESHMENT TABLE!!




It's because I'm his subordinate
#29 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2012 on WTF Ken? +26
#30 - thelexingtoneffect (04/28/2012) [-]
#5 - Fascinating. 04/28/2012 on Proper talk medicine +33
#1 - HAMMERTIME !  [+] (9 new replies) 04/28/2012 on Fuckin teachers +190
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User avatar #56 - youjustlossthegame (04/29/2012) [-]
IN THE NAME OF LOVE!!
#26 - thecatqueen (04/29/2012) [-]
#13 - steckenrider (04/28/2012) [-]
#2 - rjgnal (04/28/2012) [-]
god wants her to stop talking and go to the kitchen!
#6 - xzenoo (04/28/2012) [-]
As planned.
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User avatar #8 - phantomseeker (04/28/2012) [-]
auto thumb for Morgan Freeman
#13 - Ken couldn't treat her gen(i)tally.  [+] (5 new replies) 04/28/2012 on WTF Ken? +74
#142 - anonymous (04/29/2012) [-]
Gentally?
#17 - thelexingtoneffect (04/28/2012) [-]
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#1 - Picture 04/28/2012 on did you? +135
#10 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/28/2012 on Travelling by train +183
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#8 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2012 on Travelling by train +156
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#6 - Picture 04/28/2012 on Look! +13
#4 - When I watch you go surfing  [+] (3 new replies) 04/28/2012 on True Surfer. +51
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#113 - raidertrolls (04/29/2012) [-]
#109 - bronycurious (04/29/2012) [-]
#97 - Well, I found funnyjunk maybe two years ago, visited maybe… 04/28/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
#6 - Amount of time spent: Who cares, it was worth it!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2012 on Teachers exam question... +182
#13 - wiredguy (04/27/2012) [-]
I'm your first thumb in 3 hours...
IF you really did make this, I'd post it on the front page along with this post here, and the original in the comments for people to save for themselves.
You deserve more for the work :(
#4 - Hey OP, I heard you were feeling lonely... 04/27/2012 on Badass +5
#7 - You asked for it, cdm. If you don't sin, th…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2012 on Now you fucked up! +84
#39 - hasanaat (04/27/2012) [-]
#43 - Comment deleted 04/26/2012 on Baby vs Pornstar -2
#4 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2012 on The C Word +191
#74 - cruzslzr (04/27/2012) [-]
I love you so hard john gait I want you to take my internets and thumbs and then proceed to fornicate me with them.
pic doesn't get anymore related.
User avatar #39 - Rozzatron (04/27/2012) [-]
HA this is just like my sister
#11 - anog (04/27/2012) [-]
Still funny. XD
#123 - You deserve this.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/26/2012 on potato +132
#286 - shadowrated (04/26/2012) [-]
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#960 - tables (04/27/2012) [-]
#94 - You'll have it restored in no time if you just care to grab …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
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#92 - It's not that large... 293 gifs (335MB) 313 pics …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
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#94 - iamjohngalt (04/26/2012) [-]
You'll have it restored in no time if you just care to grab
stuff from FJ and intend to get back to commenting.
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#181 to #180 - shadowrated (06/08/2014) [-]
i really wish you were more active
i really wish you were more active
#182 to #181 - iamjohngalt (06/08/2014) [-]
Satisfied?
Satisfied?
User avatar #183 to #182 - shadowrated (08/27/2014) [-]
no, i mean as a commenter
User avatar #171 - wrongexplain (04/23/2014) [-]
i like your name, apparently a good but lengthy book. Is it worth the read?
#173 to #171 - iamjohngalt (04/23/2014) [-]
Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = 
			
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Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = You need to login to view this link )
User avatar #167 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#166 - struttndatass (03/31/2014) [-]
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
User avatar #165 - kidpat (01/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #164 - revengeforfreeze (11/07/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #163 - miscarriage (11/01/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#161 - shadowrated (09/05/2013) [-]
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this was golden
#162 to #161 - iamjohngalt (09/06/2013) [-]
that man was golden
that man was golden
User avatar #160 - holller (07/08/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #158 - holler (01/28/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
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#146 - itemmaaan (12/01/2012) [-]
Are you trading those funnyjunk points?
User avatar #147 to #146 - iamjohngalt (12/01/2012) [-]
For blackjack and hookers.
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User avatar #144 - shadowrated (11/23/2012) [-]
OH MY **** YOU'RE BACK! Time to check out your recent comments!
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User avatar #142 - nippuhl (11/21/2012) [-]
HOLY **** YOU'RE BACK
#135 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Think you'll ever return to commenting again?
#136 to #135 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Maybe during January-May.
Maybe during January-May.
#137 to #136 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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******* awesome.
I shall wait patiently.

So what are you up to these days anyways?
#138 to #137 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.   
   
Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.

Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
#139 to #138 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.

You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some **** .
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
#140 to #139 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
User avatar #168 to #140 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
can you say if it wasn't this?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3382769/Frontpage+Shenanigans/

i can't think of anything else
#169 to #168 - iamjohngalt (04/15/2014) [-]
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
User avatar #170 to #169 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
ah ok, i was convinced you and holler were the same person
#141 to #140 - iamnewhere (11/15/2012) [-]
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Alright, smell you later.







i love you
#129 - shadowrated (09/07/2012) [-]
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#130 to #129 - iamjohngalt (09/07/2012) [-]
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.   
   
You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good 						*******					 luck with that, honeybuns! &lt;3
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.

You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good ******* luck with that, honeybuns! <3
User avatar #126 - shayschamp (07/16/2012) [-]
You, You and Holler were probably my favorite deceased commentors, without you two the comments aren't as great... even though I've partially stopped commenting for a while now
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User avatar #127 to #125 - nippuhl (08/05/2012) [-]
He moved lol
User avatar #132 to #127 - shadowrated (09/11/2012) [-]
We need to get him this type of colored text in order for him to start again this year
funnyjunk.com/items/216921#216921
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