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#108 - Thanks man. I've been real lazy the past days. But perhaps…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
#109 - iamnewhere (05/07/2012) [-]
Yeah i noticed. It does get boring after a while.

Go for it, you're pretty close to #4 already because grimmwaters has been extremely lazy as well, and holler is gone and is losing thumbs now due to the 90 day limit.
So the odds are on your side.
#110 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/07/2012 on I can see forever. +64
#137 - ashotintehdark (05/07/2012) [-]
**ashotintehdark rolls 69**
#115 - dunamfifteen (05/07/2012) [-]
#106 - Congratulations on your dubs! You win a picture of a hot a…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/07/2012 on I can see forever. +15
#108 - dunamfifteen (05/07/2012) [-]
**dunamfifteen rolls 5**
#110 - iamjohngalt (05/07/2012) [-]
#137 - ashotintehdark (05/07/2012) [-]
**ashotintehdark rolls 69**
#115 - dunamfifteen (05/07/2012) [-]
#1 - World record paper airplane distance: 05/07/2012 on random comic +2
#4 - Picture 05/07/2012 on Scumbag Star Wars Brain +88
#8 - Picture 05/07/2012 on Pathetic Pickupline Patrick +6
#50 - None can endure with dry eyes. 05/06/2012 on Lion King +8
#6823 - You win another hug for your efforts, my friend. 05/06/2012 on fourchanambassador's profile 0
#104 - Ah, that's too bad. Summer will be slow for me too as I'll…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/06/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
User avatar #105 - shadowrated (05/06/2012) [-]
Yes, it will be a massive break for me . Probably 6-7 months.
When I come back, I shall try to shoot back into the ranks

#2 - Picture 05/05/2012 on I'm A Virgin +114
#7 - I give this hug and 500+ thumbs to the wizard who can edit the…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/05/2012 on Gandalf be weird.... +35
#36 - struttndatass (05/06/2012) [-]
you got one of them dynamic proxies? how else 500 im confus..
#5 - by snu-snu..? 05/05/2012 on Death +8
#7 - Brain surgeons can be creepy too. 05/05/2012 on Dentists +8
#25 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2012 on Rik +175
#278 - theannoyingFJguy (05/05/2012) [-]
This image has expired
how long have you been waiting to use that?
#63 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2012 on muhuhahaha +238
#783 - anonymous (05/05/2012) [-]
Awesome username man, was pretty useful too
#778 - ThePrototank (05/05/2012) [-]
#648 - nevergotfrontpage (05/05/2012) [-]
#2 - Fresher Milk 05/04/2012 on Fresh Milk +11
#29 - Your incredulous eyes are staring at a photograph that you too…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2012 on They Have Hearts, You Know... +9
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#22 - Picture 05/04/2012 on In Soviet Russia.... +30
#35 - >Mom browses on >Mom books an appointment >Mo… 05/04/2012 on Wanker +5
#101 - Yeah, plenty of IRL stuff going on atm. I'll be back to co…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2012 on iamjohngalt's profile 0
User avatar #103 - shadowrated (05/06/2012) [-]
Unfortunately, you will not be seeing me around for the next few months because I have many IRL stuff going on as well.
#104 - iamjohngalt (05/06/2012) [-]
Ah, that's too bad. Summer will be slow for me
too as I'll be moving (twice) as well as other stuff...
You earn a break after finally getting that #1 spot. =)
User avatar #105 - shadowrated (05/06/2012) [-]
Yes, it will be a massive break for me . Probably 6-7 months.
When I come back, I shall try to shoot back into the ranks

#102 - shadowrated (05/04/2012) [-]
Yes!
#7 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 04/29/2012 on Blowed in the bathroom +68
#9 - hydromatic (04/29/2012) [-]
Heh.
#27 - anonymous (04/30/2012) [-]
but her mouth doesnt look anything like an E!
#18 - Extra! Extra! Read all about it!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2012 on Television +133
#335 - hazardousfool (04/30/2012) [-]
#39 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/29/2012 on DOGS N SHIT +32
User avatar #112 - littlegilmour (04/29/2012) [-]
Am i wrong, or ateD is badly written?
My english is not great thing, but it sounds werid to me
User avatar #130 - ViXi (04/29/2012) [-]
Yeah its badly written, should be ate. But it's dog speak
User avatar #122 - personface (04/29/2012) [-]
It's intentionally misspelled. Good job catching it though, your english isn't bad!
#129 - littlegilmour (04/29/2012) [-]
LOL, now i get it.

#18 - Picture 04/29/2012 on The Germans were bad. +19
#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/29/2012 on The Germans were bad. +16
#18 - iamjohngalt (04/29/2012) [-]
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#181 to #180 - shadowrated (06/08/2014) [-]
i really wish you were more active
i really wish you were more active
#182 to #181 - iamjohngalt (06/08/2014) [-]
Satisfied?
Satisfied?
User avatar #183 to #182 - shadowrated (08/27/2014) [-]
no, i mean as a commenter
User avatar #171 - wrongexplain (04/23/2014) [-]
i like your name, apparently a good but lengthy book. Is it worth the read?
#173 to #171 - iamjohngalt (04/23/2014) [-]
Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = 
			
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Yes. I did however read The Fountainhead first and think it's better. Chances are if you read Atlas Shrugged first then you consider it better. But I would recommend either of these only to rational people (NT temperament = You need to login to view this link )
User avatar #167 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#166 - struttndatass (03/31/2014) [-]
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
Your greatness is not forgotten. Just thought you should know
User avatar #165 - kidpat (01/15/2014) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #164 - revengeforfreeze (11/07/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #163 - miscarriage ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
#161 - shadowrated (09/05/2013) [-]
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this was golden
#162 to #161 - iamjohngalt (09/06/2013) [-]
that man was golden
that man was golden
User avatar #160 - holller (07/08/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
User avatar #158 - holler (01/28/2013) [-]
Haha ****** be trippin
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#157 to #148 - iamnewhere ONLINE (01/18/2013) [-]
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#146 - itemmaaan (12/01/2012) [-]
Are you trading those funnyjunk points?
User avatar #147 to #146 - iamjohngalt (12/01/2012) [-]
For blackjack and hookers.
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User avatar #144 - shadowrated (11/23/2012) [-]
OH MY **** YOU'RE BACK! Time to check out your recent comments!
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User avatar #142 - nippuhl (11/21/2012) [-]
HOLY **** YOU'RE BACK
#135 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
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Think you'll ever return to commenting again?
#136 to #135 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Maybe during January-May.
Maybe during January-May.
#137 to #136 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
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******* awesome.
I shall wait patiently.

So what are you up to these days anyways?
#138 to #137 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.   
   
Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
Right now, dragon age actually. But seriously, I just wanted to take a break after that 90 day run. And should I go for one again I'd probably have to start recycling some of my old jokes, but I guess that's not too bad although I prefer originality and creativity. Still got my reaction folders but I'd have to relearn some basic image editing tricks though. so we'll see.

Other than that, I just play poker for a living and try to leave some time for my gf as well, but she'll be studying in China during Jan to May so that's why. Still hoping to get some colored text before that, but I think kim jong is annoyed by me.
#139 to #138 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
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Recycling jokes sin't that bad, some jokes are funny many times.
Be original if you have fun being so, it's just green pixels.

You play poker for a living? srs? I thought you were a doctor or a student or some **** .
Does kim jong owe you colored text?
#140 to #139 - iamjohngalt (11/15/2012) [-]
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
Nah, he doesn't owe me anything. But I did spend over 20 hours creating a trolling experience for FJers, so I was a bit bummed I didn't get squat for the effort (I won't say what it was). Anyway, gtg and I'll consider the rejoining.
User avatar #168 to #140 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
can you say if it wasn't this?
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3382769/Frontpage+Shenanigans/

i can't think of anything else
#169 to #168 - iamjohngalt (04/15/2014) [-]
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
Not that (that's holler, not me, duh...). I made a fake FJ game.exe, community forums for it where I created accounts and comments of known FJ users as well as screenshots of the game for an admin post. Due to the prompts I made for the game and the monster lists and whatnot, many thought it was in development and fell for it. I can't remember the links though.
User avatar #170 to #169 - shadowrated (04/15/2014) [-]
ah ok, i was convinced you and holler were the same person
#141 to #140 - iamnewhere ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
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Alright, smell you later.







i love you
#129 - shadowrated (09/07/2012) [-]
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#130 to #129 - iamjohngalt (09/07/2012) [-]
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.   
   
You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good 						*******					 luck with that, honeybuns! &lt;3
That roll was too damn funny and relevant not to respond to.

You blocked your inbox from receiving the reply I earlier wrote to your message AND you removed me from your friends. But imma forgive you because of this ambivalent love-hate relationship we've got going on here. I could start a 90 day active commenting spree next January while my gf is studying abroad. Any commenting sooner than that if you manage to get me the colored text that user 'plong' has. Good ******* luck with that, honeybuns! <3
User avatar #126 - shayschamp (07/16/2012) [-]
You, You and Holler were probably my favorite deceased commentors, without you two the comments aren't as great... even though I've partially stopped commenting for a while now
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User avatar #127 to #125 - nippuhl (08/05/2012) [-]
He moved lol
User avatar #132 to #127 - shadowrated (09/11/2012) [-]
We need to get him this type of colored text in order for him to start again this year
funnyjunk.com/items/216921#216921
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