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Age: 20
X-box Gamertag: Schizophranix
Date Signed Up:10/28/2011
Last Login:4/11/2014
Location:Pahrump NV
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I am the average teenage boy. Not very socially active. I am a homosexual.

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#5 - It can't do too much... It's just a bunch of rubber balls. I'd…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2013 on 250,000 bouncy balls in San... 0
User avatar #6 - sonicwind (04/03/2013) [-]
naw it would leave little dings and scratches. little scratches x50k adds up to a lot of damage. It would be great but just dont do it on my street.
#1 - "God damn it Steve!! What did I say about half trees!?" 04/03/2013 on Swing +6
#3 - What do you expect from San Fransisco? They really love balls.  [+] (7 new replies) 04/03/2013 on 250,000 bouncy balls in San... +11
User avatar #4 - sonicwind (04/03/2013) [-]
I know those cars are props but imagine how mad you would be if one was your car.
User avatar #8 - ellelola (04/03/2013) [-]
Or one would smack you in the face.
User avatar #9 - sonicwind (04/03/2013) [-]
one?
User avatar #10 - ellelola (04/03/2013) [-]
One thousand, i meant.
User avatar #11 - sonicwind (04/03/2013) [-]
OP would love to stand in the middle of the street as 10s of thousands of balls smack him in the face.
User avatar #5 - iamblastoise (04/03/2013) [-]
It can't do too much... It's just a bunch of rubber balls. I'd be ecstatic to see 250,000 bouncy balls raining down from the heavens.
User avatar #6 - sonicwind (04/03/2013) [-]
naw it would leave little dings and scratches. little scratches x50k adds up to a lot of damage. It would be great but just dont do it on my street.
#5 - More like Hell Peppers! 04/03/2013 on bell peppers 0
#3 - How do you know what that's like?... 04/03/2013 on To eternity and beyond 0
#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 04/03/2013 on I imagine this. 0
User avatar #10 - andnowducks (04/03/2013) [-]
No offence bro, but I'm going to delete that comment, I don't like that joke and never have, since it was actually cancer then.
User avatar #11 - iamblastoise (04/03/2013) [-]
OH I'M SORRY! I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!
User avatar #12 - andnowducks (04/03/2013) [-]
Well I didn't since I'm on Funnyjunk, and in England, eating American candy.
User avatar #13 - iamblastoise (04/03/2013) [-]
Fair 'nuff. Is it Reeses?
User avatar #14 - andnowducks (04/03/2013) [-]
No, it was Hershey's cookies and cream, some Angry bird gummies, a twinkie and a Jolly Rancher drink thingy.
#4 - Taco Bell is always worth the ticking timebomb in your ass. 04/03/2013 on no one can help me 0
#2 - Friends don't try to kick friends in the head when they're not… 04/03/2013 on Karma Doesnt Let Friends... 0
#2 - Anything is porn when you use your... 04/03/2013 on Tomb Raider in 5 Seconds 0
#6 - I may not be a rich man, but I cut these thumbs off some dead …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Door problem +27
#7 - shishiko (04/03/2013) [-]
Thank you very much.



I'll do just that. Have a good day, Sir.
#18 - hackettmob (04/04/2013) [-]
oh my
#53 - popcornisland (04/04/2013) [-]
#11 - It's called My Tiny Horse I think. Pic related. My favori… 04/03/2013 on MLP double rainboom +3
#4 - What do I look like some sorta charity case?!.... …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Door problem +60
User avatar #119 - FJrulez (04/04/2013) [-]
THREW IT ON THE GROOOUND.
#5 - shishiko (04/03/2013) [-]
No problem.
User avatar #6 - iamblastoise (04/03/2013) [-]
I may not be a rich man, but I cut these thumbs off some dead hobos. You can have em, just don't stick em all up your butt at the same time. Or do. Whatever feels right. And no, I don't know why they're green.
#7 - shishiko (04/03/2013) [-]
Thank you very much.



I'll do just that. Have a good day, Sir.
#18 - hackettmob (04/04/2013) [-]
oh my
#53 - popcornisland (04/04/2013) [-]
#2 - That was the most exciting footrace I've ever watched. 04/03/2013 on Two 90-Year-Olds Compete In... +2
#2 - ":3" You dun goofed. 04/03/2013 on :3 0
#4 - Maybe he's just a really burnt white guy? 04/03/2013 on Agreed? 0
#4 - Well fuck. 04/03/2013 on MFW new Gabriel Iglesias... 0
#2 - Comment deleted 04/03/2013 on Meanwhile on the NSFW Brony... 0
#3 - It Firmly Grasp 04/03/2013 on GRASP IT FIRMLY 0
#13 - But he was too focused on doing a single task that he forgot t…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/03/2013 on the legend of DJ 4DM1N project 0
User avatar #14 - demcupcakes (04/03/2013) [-]
FIN
#15 - BerryLicious (04/03/2013) [-]
OR WAS IT
User avatar #16 - bradwulf (04/03/2013) [-]
He was then pre-incarnated as Jesus
#17 - pineapplepeople (04/04/2013) [-]
I had funnyjunk.com write this for me because I am an uncreative asshole.
User avatar #19 - iamblastoise (04/04/2013) [-]
Indeed you are.
User avatar #18 - mookiez (04/04/2013) [-]
While they were I was fucking this goat.
#1 - I watched a documentary on tornadoes once. It really blew me away.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2013 on Dog +1
User avatar #3 - payseht (04/04/2013) [-]
I saw one and it turned my life around
#2 - How's 6th grade goin?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2013 on And then there was Tits 0
User avatar #3 - slyrodemon (04/04/2013) [-]
Good my teacher gave me a gold star :D
User avatar #4 - Nullifier (04/04/2013) [-]
actually a witty answer...props.

your post was pretty bad though, saw it here like last winter
#2 - That phone hurt no-one! In fact, he killed the phone by ruthle…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Phones 0
#7 - howaboutnsfw (04/04/2013) [-]
But gravity killed phone
#10 - iamblastoise (04/04/2013) [-]
#4 - Cthulu isn't a sea creature. Nice try Aquaman. 04/03/2013 on Cthulhu Changes Everything 0
#2 - Some are. They're called prostitutes. 04/03/2013 on I wish girls were like tv... 0
#10 - Shouldn't that be their job? 04/03/2013 on Grammar problems 0
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