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iamblastoise

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:10/28/2011
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Pahrump NV
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Content Views:115138
Times Content Favorited:108 times
Total Comments Made:470
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I am the average teenage boy. Not very socially active. I am a homosexual.

latest user's comments

#154 - Sorry. 07/10/2013 on Evil Genius 0
#17 - And why are you tom the hi- Nevermind. I smell why.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2013 on ISF +1
#19 - tomthehippie (07/05/2013) [-]
Naw, I bathe on a regular basis.

I just used to have long hair and I smoked pot before I joined the USCG.
#13 - JK I'm moist.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2013 on How much do you love me? 0
#15 - Zydratejunkie (07/05/2013) [-]
If I could have explained the strength of my adoration with fewer words, I would have. If only to save your sweet time.
#12 - TL;DR If you love me that much you wouldn't make me read.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2013 on How much do you love me? 0
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#13 - iamblastoise (07/05/2013) [-]
JK I'm moist.
#15 - Zydratejunkie (07/05/2013) [-]
If I could have explained the strength of my adoration with fewer words, I would have. If only to save your sweet time.
#17 - I can see it now, him sitting alone at home with just his cats… 07/05/2013 on student in a nutshell +5
#9 - Calm down there Veronica.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2013 on How much do you love me? 0
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#11 - Zydratejunkie (07/05/2013) [-]
_ The Sun is the source of most of the energy on Earth--the power source for plants, the cause of flows of atmosphere and of water, the source of the warmth which makes life possible. None would exist without it. At the Earth's orbit, neglecting absorption by the atmosphere, each square meter of area facing the Sun receives about 1380 joules per second._

Darling, iamblastoise dearest, I love every square meter of you at 2 horsepower a second. I love you with the energy that allows all life as we know it to flourish. I love you with the rise and fall of every nation that has ever existed. Thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species have existed because of my love for you iamblastoise. I love you with the formation of every algae, and birth of every blue whale. Each flower that grows blooms and dies, does so because of my love for you. From jellyfish to cabbages, and from baby reindeer to leopards, they are all here because you, yes you iamblastoise, are here for me to love.
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#12 - iamblastoise (07/05/2013) [-]
TL;DR
If you love me that much you wouldn't make me read.
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#13 - iamblastoise (07/05/2013) [-]
JK I'm moist.
#15 - Zydratejunkie (07/05/2013) [-]
If I could have explained the strength of my adoration with fewer words, I would have. If only to save your sweet time.
#7 - Alcohol poisoning.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/05/2013 on ISF +17
#9 - tomthehippie (07/05/2013) [-]
Naw.... a world wide alcohol shortage.
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#10 - alcohol (07/05/2013) [-]
Say it ain't so!
#11 - tomthehippie (07/05/2013) [-]
I have one question...

Why did you name yourself Alcohol?
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#12 - alcohol (07/05/2013) [-]
I drink alot.
#13 - tomthehippie (07/05/2013) [-]
Ah. Carry on then good sir.
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#17 - iamblastoise (07/05/2013) [-]
And why are you tom the hi- Nevermind. I smell why.
#19 - tomthehippie (07/05/2013) [-]
Naw, I bathe on a regular basis.

I just used to have long hair and I smoked pot before I joined the USCG.
#95 - Because AIDS. 07/05/2013 on WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS!? 0
#16 - ONCE... 07/05/2013 on Pot selling 0
#30 - His dad just isn't the chosen one. 07/05/2013 on Neil deGrasse Tyson +4