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I am the average teenage boy. Not very socially active. I am a homosexual.
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|#5 - Joke's on you! One of the favorite parts of glue for me as a k…||09/07/2013 on Purell||0|
|#14 - I don't get it. [+] (2 new replies)||09/06/2013 on OSHA sucks massive diiiiiiiick||0|
#15 - anonymous poster (09/06/2013) [-]
OSHA is a government safety agency, two of the regulations (the only two I know of) are that you cannot wear shorts and if a ladder has more than three rungs, you have to be tied down to use it
#19 - goldsignet (09/06/2013) [-]
its not that you cant wear shorts, its that no matter what you wear, there has to be be canvas coveralls over it, steel toes, sponge lined safety goggle, earplugs, hardhat, and osha approved gloves. try labouring in that shit for 10 hours in the summer and youll know what hell truly is
|#21 - Where's comment #1? [+] (2 new replies)||08/20/2013 on *couch*||+4|
#33 - anonymous poster (08/20/2013) [-]
#22 - anonymous poster (08/20/2013) [-]
Looks like he's late again, disrespectful punk.
|#256 - **iamblastoise rolled user thechosentroll ** weas||07/27/2013 on A Once in a Lifetime Roll||0|
|#10 - A Rathalos? This picture isn't real is it? [+] (3 new replies)||07/26/2013 on Snake||0|
#15 - madcore (07/26/2013) [-]
It´s like when Ubi soft gave permission to had the Altair wardrobe on Metal Gear Solid 4.
Also, there is a Gear Rex, a monster from this mode of Peace Walker, that looks like Metal Gear Rex.
|#155 - >Be best friend >16 >Just got wisdom teeth su…||07/19/2013 on Loop Zoop||+1|
|#22 - Well he did mount & do you.||07/12/2013 on mountain jew||+1|
|#72 - Me too! Flexible Master Race.||07/12/2013 on I can totally do that!||0|
|#154 - Sorry.||07/10/2013 on Evil Genius||0|
|#17 - And why are you tom the hi- Nevermind. I smell why. [+] (1 new reply)||07/05/2013 on ISF||+1|
|#13 - JK I'm moist. [+] (1 new reply)||07/05/2013 on How much do you love me?||0|
|#12 - TL;DR If you love me that much you wouldn't make me read. [+] (2 new replies)||07/05/2013 on How much do you love me?||0|
|#17 - I can see it now, him sitting alone at home with just his cats…||07/05/2013 on student in a nutshell||+5|
|#9 - Calm down there Veronica. [+] (4 new replies)||07/05/2013 on How much do you love me?||0|
#11 - Zydratejunkie (07/05/2013) [-]
_ The Sun is the source of most of the energy on Earth--the power source for plants, the cause of flows of atmosphere and of water, the source of the warmth which makes life possible. None would exist without it. At the Earth's orbit, neglecting absorption by the atmosphere, each square meter of area facing the Sun receives about 1380 joules per second._
Darling, iamblastoise dearest, I love every square meter of you at 2 horsepower a second. I love you with the energy that allows all life as we know it to flourish. I love you with the rise and fall of every nation that has ever existed. Thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species have existed because of my love for you iamblastoise. I love you with the formation of every algae, and birth of every blue whale. Each flower that grows blooms and dies, does so because of my love for you. From jellyfish to cabbages, and from baby reindeer to leopards, they are all here because you, yes you iamblastoise, are here for me to love.
|#7 - Alcohol poisoning. [+] (7 new replies)||07/05/2013 on ISF||+17|
|#95 - Because AIDS.||07/05/2013 on WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS!?||0|
|#16 - ONCE...||07/05/2013 on Pot selling||0|
|#30 - His dad just isn't the chosen one.||07/05/2013 on Neil deGrasse Tyson||+4|
|#1 - Because a huge deposit of Diamond will flow like dirt.||07/03/2013 on Bitch Please||0|
|#2 - They owners clearly foresaw this happening, hence the squish wall. [+] (1 new reply)||07/03/2013 on Well fuck||+3|
|#1 - Well what else CAN you do? [+] (4 new replies)||07/03/2013 on selfie||+17|
|#2 - That is a cat. And Totoro is also a cat...||07/03/2013 on (4) FeacKoob||0|
|#3 - *2/3rds||07/03/2013 on BREAKING NEWS: CNN sucks.||+1|
|#8 - SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! SHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUN! [+] (2 new replies)||07/02/2013 on How to actually buy a...||+65|
|#3 - Some people may see bad parents. I see multi-taskers. [+] (2 new replies)||07/02/2013 on Good parenting||+217|
#4 - anonymous poster (07/03/2013) [-]
The babies are Fully clothed, Being fed, Not crying, and in a home that can afford computers and gaming systems.
How could anyone possibly call them bad parents.