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Gender: male
Age: 20
X-box Gamertag: Schizophranix
Date Signed Up:10/28/2011
Last Login:4/11/2014
Location:Pahrump NV
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Comment Ranking:#34855
Highest Content Rank:#1445
Highest Comment Rank:#2123
Content Thumbs: 2664 total,  2954 ,  290
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Content Level Progress: 64% (64/100)
Level 126 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 44% (44/100)
Level 242 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 243 Comments: Doinitrite
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Content Views:114485
Times Content Favorited:110 times
Total Comments Made:469
FJ Points:6975
I am the average teenage boy. Not very socially active. I am a homosexual.

latest user's comments

#11 - It was an experiment. An extremely successful experiment. 09/07/2013 on Bullet Time +1
#5 - Joke's on you! One of the favorite parts of glue for me as a k… 09/07/2013 on Purell 0
#14 - I don't get it.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/06/2013 on OSHA sucks massive diiiiiiiick 0
#15 - anonymous (09/06/2013) [-]
OSHA is a government safety agency, two of the regulations (the only two I know of) are that you cannot wear shorts and if a ladder has more than three rungs, you have to be tied down to use it
#19 - goldsignet (09/06/2013) [-]
its not that you cant wear shorts, its that no matter what you wear, there has to be be canvas coveralls over it, steel toes, sponge lined safety goggle, earplugs, hardhat, and osha approved gloves. try labouring in that shit for 10 hours in the summer and youll know what hell truly is
#21 - Where's comment #1?  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2013 on *couch* +4
#33 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
wheres waldo?
#22 - anonymous (08/20/2013) [-]
Looks like he's late again, disrespectful punk.
#256 - **iamblastoise rolled user thechosentroll ** weas 07/27/2013 on A Once in a Lifetime Roll 0
#10 - A Rathalos? This picture isn't real is it?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Snake 0
#15 - madcore (07/26/2013) [-]
In Peace Walker, Capcom united with Konami to put some of their Monster Hunter monsters for some of the missions in Peace Walker.

It´s like when Ubi soft gave permission to had the Altair wardrobe on Metal Gear Solid 4.

Also, there is a Gear Rex, a monster from this mode of Peace Walker, that looks like Metal Gear Rex.
User avatar #14 - DerpScout (07/26/2013) [-]
It's real. one of the bonus missions in Peace Walker.
User avatar #11 - FeeFieFoe (07/26/2013) [-]
no thas metal gear, he is the best sneaker in splinter cell
#155 - >Be best friend >16 >Just got wisdom teeth su… 07/19/2013 on Loop Zoop +2
#22 - Well he did mount & do you. 07/12/2013 on mountain jew +1
#72 - Me too! Flexible Master Race. 07/12/2013 on I can totally do that! 0
#154 - Sorry. 07/10/2013 on Evil Genius 0
#17 - And why are you tom the hi- Nevermind. I smell why.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2013 on ISF +1
#19 - tomthehippie (07/05/2013) [-]
Naw, I bathe on a regular basis.

I just used to have long hair and I smoked pot before I joined the USCG.
#13 - JK I'm moist.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2013 on How much do you love me? 0
#15 - Zydratejunkie (07/05/2013) [-]
If I could have explained the strength of my adoration with fewer words, I would have. If only to save your sweet time.
#12 - TL;DR If you love me that much you wouldn't make me read.  [+] (2 new replies) 07/05/2013 on How much do you love me? 0
User avatar #13 - iamblastoise (07/05/2013) [-]
JK I'm moist.
#15 - Zydratejunkie (07/05/2013) [-]
If I could have explained the strength of my adoration with fewer words, I would have. If only to save your sweet time.
#17 - I can see it now, him sitting alone at home with just his cats… 07/05/2013 on student in a nutshell +5
#9 - Calm down there Veronica.  [+] (4 new replies) 07/05/2013 on How much do you love me? 0
User avatar #11 - Zydratejunkie (07/05/2013) [-]
_ The Sun is the source of most of the energy on Earth--the power source for plants, the cause of flows of atmosphere and of water, the source of the warmth which makes life possible. None would exist without it. At the Earth's orbit, neglecting absorption by the atmosphere, each square meter of area facing the Sun receives about 1380 joules per second._

Darling, iamblastoise dearest, I love every square meter of you at 2 horsepower a second. I love you with the energy that allows all life as we know it to flourish. I love you with the rise and fall of every nation that has ever existed. Thousands of confident religions, ideologies, and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilization, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every mother and father, hopeful child, inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every "superstar," every "supreme leader," every saint and sinner in the history of our species have existed because of my love for you iamblastoise. I love you with the formation of every algae, and birth of every blue whale. Each flower that grows blooms and dies, does so because of my love for you. From jellyfish to cabbages, and from baby reindeer to leopards, they are all here because you, yes you iamblastoise, are here for me to love.
User avatar #12 - iamblastoise (07/05/2013) [-]
TL;DR
If you love me that much you wouldn't make me read.
User avatar #13 - iamblastoise (07/05/2013) [-]
JK I'm moist.
#15 - Zydratejunkie (07/05/2013) [-]
If I could have explained the strength of my adoration with fewer words, I would have. If only to save your sweet time.
#7 - Alcohol poisoning.  [+] (7 new replies) 07/05/2013 on ISF +17
#9 - tomthehippie (07/05/2013) [-]
Naw.... a world wide alcohol shortage.
User avatar #10 - alcohol (07/05/2013) [-]
Say it ain't so!
#11 - tomthehippie (07/05/2013) [-]
I have one question...

Why did you name yourself Alcohol?
User avatar #12 - alcohol (07/05/2013) [-]
I drink alot.
#13 - tomthehippie (07/05/2013) [-]
Ah. Carry on then good sir.
User avatar #17 - iamblastoise (07/05/2013) [-]
And why are you tom the hi- Nevermind. I smell why.
#19 - tomthehippie (07/05/2013) [-]
Naw, I bathe on a regular basis.

I just used to have long hair and I smoked pot before I joined the USCG.
#95 - Because AIDS. 07/05/2013 on WHY CANT WE HAVE THIS!? 0
#16 - ONCE... 07/05/2013 on Pot selling 0
#30 - His dad just isn't the chosen one. 07/05/2013 on Neil deGrasse Tyson +4
#1 - Because a huge deposit of Diamond will flow like dirt. 07/03/2013 on Bitch Please 0
#2 - They owners clearly foresaw this happening, hence the squish wall.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on Well fuck +3
User avatar #8 - luidias (07/04/2013) [-]
"hey guys, what do we do about this wall covered in blood?"

"don't waste water and paint cleaning and repairing it, it'll just get all bloody again. Just like... cover it up with this big sofa cushion I found on the curb, or something."
#1 - Well what else CAN you do?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2013 on selfie +17
User avatar #4 - cutiepyro (07/03/2013) [-]
call 911
#3 - richiehf (07/03/2013) [-]
#2 - vorarephilia (07/03/2013) [-]
#2 - That is a cat. And Totoro is also a cat... 07/03/2013 on (4) FeacKoob 0
#3 - *2/3rds 07/03/2013 on BREAKING NEWS: CNN sucks. +1
#8 - SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER! SHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUN!  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2013 on How to actually buy a... +65
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