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iamblastoise

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Gender: male
Age: 22
Date Signed Up:10/28/2011
Last Login:1/14/2016
Location:Pahrump NV
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 2663 total,  2954 ,  291
Comment Thumbs: 4246 total,  4537 ,  291
Content Level Progress: 64% (64/100)
Level 126 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry → Level 127 Content: Respected Member Of Famiry
Comment Level Progress: 46% (46/100)
Level 242 Comments: Doinitrite → Level 243 Comments: Doinitrite
Subscribers:0
Content Views:115138
Times Content Favorited:108 times
Total Comments Made:470
FJ Points:6977
I am the average teenage boy. Not very socially active. I am a homosexual.

latest user's comments

#3 - How do you know what that's like?... 04/03/2013 on To eternity and beyond 0
#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 new replies) 04/03/2013 on I imagine this. 0
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#10 - andnowducks (04/03/2013) [-]
No offence bro, but I'm going to delete that comment, I don't like that joke and never have, since it was actually cancer then.
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#11 - iamblastoise (04/03/2013) [-]
OH I'M SORRY! I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!
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#12 - andnowducks (04/03/2013) [-]
Well I didn't since I'm on Funnyjunk, and in England, eating American candy.
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#13 - iamblastoise (04/03/2013) [-]
Fair 'nuff. Is it Reeses?
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#14 - andnowducks (04/03/2013) [-]
No, it was Hershey's cookies and cream, some Angry bird gummies, a twinkie and a Jolly Rancher drink thingy.
#4 - Taco Bell is always worth the ticking timebomb in your ass. 04/03/2013 on no one can help me 0
#2 - Friends don't try to kick friends in the head when they're not… 04/03/2013 on Karma Doesnt Let Friends... 0
#2 - Anything is porn when you use your... 04/03/2013 on Tomb Raider in 5 Seconds 0
#6 - I may not be a rich man, but I cut these thumbs off some dead …  [+] (3 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Door problem +27
#7 - shishiko (04/03/2013) [-]
Thank you very much.



I'll do just that. Have a good day, Sir.
#18 - hackettmob (04/04/2013) [-]
oh my
#53 - popcornisland (04/04/2013) [-]
#11 - It's called My Tiny Horse I think. Pic related. My favori… 04/03/2013 on MLP double rainboom +3
#4 - What do I look like some sorta charity case?!.... …  [+] (6 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Door problem +60
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#119 - FJrulez (04/04/2013) [-]
THREW IT ON THE GROOOUND.
#5 - shishiko (04/03/2013) [-]
No problem.
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#6 - iamblastoise (04/03/2013) [-]
I may not be a rich man, but I cut these thumbs off some dead hobos. You can have em, just don't stick em all up your butt at the same time. Or do. Whatever feels right. And no, I don't know why they're green.
#7 - shishiko (04/03/2013) [-]
Thank you very much.



I'll do just that. Have a good day, Sir.
#18 - hackettmob (04/04/2013) [-]
oh my
#53 - popcornisland (04/04/2013) [-]
#2 - That was the most exciting footrace I've ever watched. 04/03/2013 on Two 90-Year-Olds Compete In... +2
#2 - ":3" You dun goofed. 04/03/2013 on :3 0