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Date Signed Up:10/28/2011
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#5 - SOPA, PIPA, and ACTA all seem to be the exact same thing with … 01/23/2012 on Say NO to ACTA +1
#18 - Mine are ​™ ******** .jpg 01/23/2012 on true love 0
#17 - newf​ag Level 58 01/23/2012 on agnostic beverage +6
#4 - www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCh... For those too lazy… 01/23/2012 on SmellsLikeTeenSpirit 0
#64 - Assuming he pays any attention to those.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2012 on A idea? +1
User avatar #77 - theeditor (01/22/2012) [-]
Assuming there are good suggestions or ones that he can even do within a week.
#6 - This kid is going places. 01/18/2012 on Give this kid a medal 0
#78 - Let's protest censoring the internet By denying peopl… 01/18/2012 on FUCK YOU, SOPA! ! +1
#97 - Proper use of "their" 3 times in a row?! I applaud y… 01/18/2012 on dumbest rumour? +21
#256 - Picture 01/13/2012 on Such a great idea. +7
#322 - Really... Again... God damn it FJ.... 01/12/2012 on Will you not be Entertained? +3
#4 - Jesus was not born on December 25th Pic unrelated  [+] (9 new replies) 01/11/2012 on First Repost +12
#5 - anonymous (01/11/2012) [-]
Then what are you celebrating on that day? The birthday of Santa Claus?
#11 - lazardragon (01/12/2012) [-]
#9 - waba (01/12/2012) [-]
#6 - anonymous (01/11/2012) [-]
Foolish moron. christmas has not a single thing to do with christ. In the bible it is projected that jesus may have been born around june.

Christmas is basically the christian version of the Winter Solstice. The pagans celebrated the Winter Solstice and were allowed basically a week a lawlessness. The christian church, ever the faithful, decided if they invented a holiday similar to the Winter Solstice they could convert more pagans. Even decorating the tree is a pagan tradition, they would decorate trees in the forest though, not bring them home.

Do some research before you try to mock others with sarcasm.
User avatar #19 - ogomer (01/12/2012) [-]
The tradition of bringing the trees into the houses began in Scandinavia as a Norse tradition. This tradition lived on after the people converted to Christianity and was later adopted into the American culture when many Scandinavians migrated. This in turn developed into the tradition we have today, all over the world.
User avatar #18 - lordbrauner (01/12/2012) [-]
The way I understand it is that Romans mixed their holiday 'Saturnalia', with the Pagan holiday during the same time roughly for easier assimilation into Roman dominance? Like, a Pagan is more likely to bend his knee to the Emperor if he is allowed to celebrate his traditional holidays or some shit.

I unno. Words confuse me sometimes.
#8 - bigdaddyjack (01/11/2012) [-]
Jesus was a Pices, that's where the fish symbol comes from, which put his birth sometime in between February 19 and March 20th or . Also, he represents the age of Pices, just as Moses represented the age of Aries. Everything in the bible can be broken down into Pagan symbolism.
User avatar #14 - eggstatic (01/12/2012) [-]
I am a pisces also, therefore Im jesus, therefore I can do anything I want, such as turn water into wine or feed the poor but instead I choose to walk on water, nay I decide to walk the dinosaur
#7 - anonymous (01/11/2012) [-]
just get inside me.
#6 - Picture 01/11/2012 on Hero +1
#10 - Green pinkie = Good Red pinkie = Bad Skip = Neithe… 01/10/2012 on AA Meeting +1
#58 - It was from a post a while back. had a bunch of "Facts&qu…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2012 on Give this guy a medal +1
User avatar #63 - gulpin (01/11/2012) [-]
that legit scares the shit out of me
#21 - Oh... Not that funny. Oh well I skipped either way 01/10/2012 on Damn -2
#47 - Oh hi there! (I have no skills combining pictures  [+] (3 new replies) 01/10/2012 on Give this guy a medal 0
User avatar #52 - gulpin (01/10/2012) [-]
gum razer?
User avatar #58 - iamblastoise (01/10/2012) [-]
It was from a post a while back. had a bunch of "Facts" One of which was

There have been accounts of children being severely injured from other kids sticking razor blades to water park slides with gum.
User avatar #63 - gulpin (01/11/2012) [-]
that legit scares the shit out of me
#13 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2012 on Damn +5
User avatar #20 - mrtiddles (01/10/2012) [-]
they dont know which cup is there's
User avatar #21 - iamblastoise (01/10/2012) [-]
Oh... Not that funny. Oh well I skipped either way
#72 - What about the shaving the head part? 01/10/2012 on DELIVERED +5
#144 - Forever Provolone* 01/09/2012 on Thought-ception +1
#52 - So legit. After all there aren't image altering programs out t… 01/07/2012 on Admin, you are awesome. +3
#43 - Is anyone REALLY surprised he didn't deliver? This is at least…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/07/2012 on Admin, you are awesome. +152
User avatar #484 - yipkendu (01/07/2012) [-]
Been done at least 10 times according to Steve Urkel. Truly, truly outrageous.
#363 - atomschlumpf (01/07/2012) [-]
well I must admit I voted it up because after all it could have been legit and it's just pinkies, who gives a fuck? It's not like I gave him money or any currency, it's just a small click
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User avatar #519 - hokiefan (01/07/2012) [-]
exactly why i pinkieed it, and i knew that if it was a pinkiewhoring attempt then he would get banned so win win situation
User avatar #187 - xshadeeisafag (01/07/2012) [-]
It's bit a bit more than twice... Fucking retards.
#47 - omwtfbbq has deleted their comment.
User avatar #52 - iamblastoise (01/07/2012) [-]
So legit. After all there aren't image altering programs out there such as photoshop.
#45 - boiledfrogs has deleted their comment.
#667 - Oh look.. THIS scam again! 01/06/2012 on DELIVARED(Description) +6
#291 - inb4 people complain about Nostalgia Channel like they did wit… 01/02/2012 on Who remembers this? 0
#270 - I read that in Kermit's voice. Lols ensued 01/01/2012 on Bronys VS Haters (desc.) +4
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