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#14 - so what happened to regular hulk then?  [+] (12 new replies) 07/04/2015 on Spody +2
User avatar #15 - comicexplain (07/04/2015) [-]
He's still around! Though, I believe he's temperately 'evil' at the moment. A new personality, which is THANKFULLY not 'Devil hulk'.

The world wouldn't survive that.
User avatar #29 - congthea (07/04/2015) [-]
Hey comicexplain, what do you think about Doc Green so far? I've mostly enjoyed his run, though it's a little too Maestro-esque for me.
User avatar #23 - themightymrplow (07/04/2015) [-]
Wasn't this around the time Hulk secluded himself in the mountains/grand canyon to be alone? I can't remember if this comic was before or after AvX or not, but that's where he was when they came to him for help during that.
User avatar #18 - lordsepulchure (07/04/2015) [-]
Devil Hulk? Is that a thing?
User avatar #19 - comicexplain (07/04/2015) [-]
Indeed! It's basically the biggest, baddest, evilest incarnation the Hulk has to offer. The Juggernaut receives the slimmest portion of power from Cyttorak, a being so powerful that even the biggest bads (And even our favorite Sorcerer supreme!) use his name when casting high-level spells.

I truly believe, despite him being one of the strongest beings in all the Marvel Universe, Devil Hulk could pose a physical threat to him. That's how scary Devil Hulk is.
#26 - kingultra (07/04/2015) [-]
What about Ghost Rider hulk?
#20 - lordsepulchure (07/04/2015) [-]
Well shit.
User avatar #31 - emperorwatergate (07/04/2015) [-]
Doctor Brian David Banner/The Devil Hulk

As a child, Brian and his sisters Susan and Elaine, along with their Mother were physically and emotionally abused by his Father, Bruce Banner I. Regarding his father as a monster and believing that he had inherited a "monster gene" from him, Brian promised himself that he would never have any children, for fear of bringing another Banner into the world. He severed contact with his sisters not wanting to relive bad memories from their childhood and wanted to escape his by running from it.

In college, Brian met Rebecca, whom he fell in love with and later married. Gaining a PhD in physics, Brian found a job in Los Alamos working for the government as a member of a project trying to develop a clean way to create nuclear energy. The stress of his job eventually led Brian to become an alcoholic and he began to develop anger problems, lashing out at others even when they try to help him. While drunk on the job one day, Brian accidentally overloaded some machinery, causing an explosion that caused him to lose his job. Despite doctors stating that the explosion caused him no harm, Brian became convinced that the explosion in Los Alamos had affected him on the genetic level.

Despite his vow to never have children, Brian impregnated Rebecca, who gave birth to their first-born son (Doctor Robert Bruce Banner/The Hulk) who is ironically named after his father Bruce Banner. Instantly hateful of the baby Bruce, who he believed to be a monster created from both the radiation he was exposed to and the "monster gene", Brian ignored him completely and attempted to keep Rebecca away from him, leaving Bruce in the care of the neglectful Nurse Meachum. When Bruce woke up early one Christmas morning and opened a present from his mother, a complex model, he assembled it easily despite his young age. Brian's discovery of this convinced him that his belief that Bruce was abnormal and different was correct and resulted in him beating Bruce and Rebecca when she came to their son's aid. Forced to endure heavy abuse from Brian for several years, Rebecca attempted to escape from him with Bruce. Finding Rebecca as she and Bruce were packing their belongings into their car, Brian attacked Rebecca, killing her by slamming her head against the pavement in front of Bruce, who stood there and watched as his mother was killed by his father. Under the threat of severe punishment, Brian stopped Bruce from testifying against him at his trial for Rebecca's murder, saying in doing so, he would go to Hell. Intimidated by Brian's anger, Bruce lied to the courts, stating that his father never abused him or Rebecca, who he said tried to run away for no reason. Brian escaped conviction due to lack of evidence, but was later arrested when, after becoming drunk, boasted about how he beat the law by bullying his son to do what he says. Taken away, kicking and screaming, Brian yelled at Bruce that he would have revenge for this. Brian was sent to be imprisoned and put in a mental institution.
User avatar #32 - emperorwatergate (07/04/2015) [-]
After fifteen years of confinement, the doctors believed that Brian was ready to rejoin society. Bruce talked to the doctors but they felt he was cured now. Bruce reluctantly let his father stay with him for a short amount of time and noticed he was acting strange. Bruce admitted freely that he thought his father was still disturbed. Brian broke down and blurted out the fact that his father, Bruce's grandfather had abused him too but it was obvious Brian Banner was up to something. Brian was acting stranger and stranger and Bruce said he should maybe check himself back in for more therapy. Brian broke down and shouted that maybe he had gotten better in the mental hospital because he was away from Bruce. Bruce called him mad and walked away. Bruce went to his mother's grave because it was the anniversary of her death. Brian followed him there and started harassing him again about how Bruce was an evil monster and how he was just trying to save mankind from a mutant and monster like Bruce. He told Bruce he will tell the world what kind of person he was. They argued further which led to a physical confrontation. Bruce was on the ground and Brian was about to jump on him when Bruce pushed him back with his foot. Brian stumbled back and cracked his neck on Rebecca's gravestone. Bruce blocked the memories of Brian's stay with him and his subsequent death, making himself believe that, as the two of them fought at Rebecca's grave, Brian had simply beat him and left, later being killed by muggers.

Brian's ghost continued to haunt Bruce's alter-ego, the Hulk, after his death, often appearing to taunt him, stating that he was no better than him. Villains such as Marvin Flumm/Mentallo (a Technologically-Enhanced Mutant Telepath), Johann Shmidt/The Red Skull (the Nazi Archenemy of Steven Grant "Steve" Rogers/Captain America), The Devil Hulk (the Personification of Bruce's hatred towards both himself and the world) and The Guilt Hulk (the Personification of Bruce's guilt, shame and regret) also used the image of Brian Banner against the Hulk, in an attempt to weaken him.

When Bruce Banner and the Hulk were fused back together after being separated on Counter-Earth, Bruce found himself in Hell, where he met Brian. At first terrorized by Brian, Samuel Sterns/The Leader (a highly intelligent Irradiated Criminal) and Doctor Robert Bruce Banner (Earth-9200)/The Maestro (a highly intelligent evil Hulk from an alternate future), Bruce eventually stood up to his father, brutally beating and strangling him before being returned to Earth by the spirit of his deceased wife, Elizabeth "Betty" Ross-Talbot-Banner/The Harpy. Having faced his father, Bruce's haunting by him ceased.

When the Hulk began to suffer from Lou Gehrig's disease, Doctor Reed Richards/Mr. Fantastic (leader of The Fantastic Four), in order to cure him, had Brian Banner's grave dug up and his corpse exhumed, so as to collect some of his DNA. With this, Mr. Fantastic managed to successfully cure the Hulk. After this incident, Bruce Banner visited his father's grave and lamented to himself that now he didn't know how to feel about him.

The mutant hero Terrance Ward/Trauma, who had the power to change into an opponents worst fear, adopted the guise of Brian Banner to use against the Hulk. Unfazed by Trauma's transformation into Brian and other enemies of his (Emil Blonsky/The Abomination, an Irradiated Croatian Yugoslavian Spy and Cain Marko/The Juggernaut, an American soldier powered by The God Cyttorak), the Hulk beat him while stating he was afraid of nothing.

During the Chaos War, when Amatsu-Mikaboshi/The Chaos King (an ancient Japanese God) resurrected Brian, he transforms into a fusion of the Devil Hulk and the Guilt Hulk and fought with Bruce.
User avatar #33 - emperorwatergate (07/04/2015) [-]
**Powers*

Psychological Metaphysical Conversion: Or in plain English, Brian is as powerful as Bruce perceives him as being. Since Bruce as a child saw his father as an all powerful evil monster that is what he became. While feared by his son Brian was easily able to overpower the Hulk family and shoot green fire blasts.

**Abilities*

Scientific genius.

**Weaknesses*

Love: Jarella (a princess of K'ai, a Kingdom in The Microverse) was able to overcome Brian in Devil/Guilt Hulk form due to Bruce's love for her exceeding the fear of his father.

Courage: As he was only as powerful as his son's fear of him, he was quickly defeated when Hulk realized that he did not fear his father anymore and literally blew him away.
#34 - emperorwatergate (07/04/2015) [-]
What the fuck.
#21 - comicexplain (07/04/2015) [-]
Exactly.
#38 - feminists are nazis... duno if it's even meant to be funny or what  [+] (2 new replies) 07/02/2015 on 4chan dump 9/? +4
User avatar #52 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2015) [-]
>>#37, I think the joke is that Germans love to work.
So it makes some sort of sense.
User avatar #40 - elgatochubby (07/02/2015) [-]
well, thanks for the explanation.
#36 - arbeit macht frei is the nazi saying above the birkenau camp a…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/02/2015 on 4chan dump 9/? +5
#37 - elgatochubby (07/02/2015) [-]
... still don't see the funny.
User avatar #38 - iambartichello (07/02/2015) [-]
feminists are nazis... duno if it's even meant to be funny or what
User avatar #52 - dehnoobshow (07/02/2015) [-]
>>#37, I think the joke is that Germans love to work.
So it makes some sort of sense.
User avatar #40 - elgatochubby (07/02/2015) [-]
well, thanks for the explanation.
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#40 - for comp 14 maybe you could add the one intro from death note(…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/28/2015 on Anime Soundtrack Comp #13... +1
User avatar #60 - glabellanutella (06/28/2015) [-]
Was totally considering it, but it felt a little to "screamo" for me. I'll put it in "honourable mentions"
#12 - noone expected it ot be multiplayer skyrim. it's an mmo so i f… 06/26/2015 on WOO 0
#135 - friday night: relax and rest, possibly play some games sat… 06/26/2015 on What are you going to do... 0

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