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iNirvana

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Age: 19
Date Signed Up:10/19/2009
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User avatar #1908 to #1887 - iNirvana (04/04/2015) [-]
You seem to like her a lot, she seems like your type of girl and if you really want it you can get it.
#1909 to #1908 - thestooges (04/04/2015) [-]
i'm not scared of talking to her or befriending her. i'm afraid of losing control of everything and becoming obsessed
#1910 to #1909 - iNirvana (04/04/2015) [-]
Keep a handle on it
#1912 to #1911 - iNirvana (04/04/2015) [-]
Limit yourself
User avatar #1914 to #1912 - thestooges (04/04/2015) [-]
you have skype, aye?
User avatar #1915 to #1914 - iNirvana (04/04/2015) [-]
I indeed do ivertigo.
User avatar #1917 to #1915 - thestooges (04/04/2015) [-]
i already had you added apparently
User avatar #1916 to #1913 - iNirvana (04/04/2015) [-]
Everyway
#1889 to #1888 - thestooges (04/04/2015) [-]
>fell in love with a girl last year   
>asked her out, she rejected me   
>suddenly gaining feelings back for her   
   
save me from this hell
>fell in love with a girl last year
>asked her out, she rejected me
>suddenly gaining feelings back for her

save me from this hell
#1890 to #1889 - iNirvana (04/04/2015) [-]
Welcome to the hell of dating. Do what I do, cry while moving forward. Also word of the wise.... masturbait before talking to her again or any other girl you like.   
   
Make sure it is like not penis love
Welcome to the hell of dating. Do what I do, cry while moving forward. Also word of the wise.... masturbait before talking to her again or any other girl you like.

Make sure it is like not penis love
#1891 to #1890 - thestooges (04/04/2015) [-]
i didn't masturbate for a week or two when i was talking to her. it's not anything to do with that i'm certain
#1892 to #1891 - iNirvana (04/04/2015) [-]
Come here bro, hug it out
#1893 to #1892 - thestooges (04/04/2015) [-]
worst part

>i will never meet anyone like her again, the odds are so astronomically low
#1894 to #1893 - iNirvana (04/04/2015) [-]
Did you ask her on a date or a relationship?
Did you ask her on a date or a relationship?
#1896 to #1895 - iNirvana (04/04/2015) [-]
Did you try to take her on a date prior?
User avatar #1898 to #1897 - iNirvana (04/04/2015) [-]
Thats the problem, how salvageable is it with her. What did she say after you asked her out
#1899 to #1898 - thestooges (04/04/2015) [-]
two things:   
   
haven't talked to her in 5 months   
   
 i haven't met her in real life
two things:

haven't talked to her in 5 months

i haven't met her in real life
User avatar #1900 to #1899 - iNirvana (04/04/2015) [-]
Oh, okay so first thing is to talk to her again but not be a beta about it. Talk like you do normally... gonna have to wait on getting in person though
#1901 to #1900 - thestooges (04/04/2015) [-]
"but not be a beta about it"

you act like i know what that means
User avatar #1902 to #1901 - iNirvana (04/04/2015) [-]
Dont spill moms dinner everywhere
#1903 to #1902 - thestooges (04/04/2015) [-]
you're talking to someone who doesn't know **** about relationships with people in general, friends and girl/boyfriends alike
User avatar #1904 to #1903 - iNirvana (04/04/2015) [-]
Bruh you got this
#1905 to #1904 - thestooges (04/04/2015) [-]
this is where i'm at right now:

i want to talk to her again, i really do, but i ******* wrecked myself from talking to her the first two times i fell in love with her. i didn't shower, never moved from my seat, and clung onto every word she said. i was obsessed with her. i don't want to deal with that again so i cut off all contact a while back and haven't talked to her more than 3 lines ( ****** up with skype because it's **** and accidentally sent her some mp3 thing, because skype is **** )

also, if it's related, she's like me. eerily like me. all the awkward tendencies and weirdness alike. that's kinda why i fell in love with her, since i've never met anybody like me, ever.
User avatar #1906 to #1905 - iNirvana (04/04/2015) [-]
Talk to her
User avatar #1856 - thestooges (03/20/2015) [-]
MMMM WHATCHA Sayy lmao
#1881 to #1880 - thestooges (03/26/2015) [-]
>making esmerelda a man
#1857 to #1856 - iNirvana (03/20/2015) [-]
This happened like right now
#1858 to #1857 - thestooges (03/20/2015) [-]
you know what to do
#1860 to #1858 - iNirvana (03/21/2015) [-]
It is time. Allah Ackbar
#1868 to #1867 - iNirvana (03/24/2015) [-]
The Jews are behind this
User avatar #1869 to #1868 - thestooges (03/24/2015) [-]
yes they are
#1870 to #1869 - iNirvana (03/24/2015) [-]
Ready the aircraft
#1871 to #1870 - thestooges (03/24/2015) [-]
but moooooooooom
#1873 to #1872 - thestooges (03/25/2015) [-]
FIGAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#1874 to #1873 - iNirvana (03/25/2015) [-]
Moist
Moist
User avatar #1859 to #1858 - iNirvana (03/21/2015) [-]
It is fate
User avatar #1845 to #1784 - iNirvana (03/04/2015) [-]
Morning
User avatar #1846 to #1845 - thestooges (03/04/2015) [-]
what time is it where you are?
User avatar #1847 to #1846 - iNirvana (03/06/2015) [-]
12:27
User avatar #1852 to #1851 - thestooges (03/06/2015) [-]
nm wbu
User avatar #1853 to #1852 - iNirvana (03/06/2015) [-]
Relaxing, called in "sick" today
User avatar #1854 to #1853 - thestooges (03/07/2015) [-]
lol cool
User avatar #1855 to #1854 - iNirvana (03/07/2015) [-]
I dont wanna go to work
#1842 to #1841 - thestooges (03/04/2015) [-]
i'ma sleep, ngiht
#1843 to #1842 - iNirvana (03/04/2015) [-]
Night
Night
User avatar #1844 to #1843 - thestooges (03/04/2015) [-]
good morning
#1807 to #1806 - iNirvana (03/02/2015) [-]
Im alright, eating popcorn
User avatar #1810 to #1809 - thestooges (03/02/2015) [-]
onii-chan
#1786 to #1785 - thestooges (03/01/2015) [-]
how you doin'
#1787 to #1786 - iNirvana (03/01/2015) [-]
Im doing okay, you
#1788 to #1787 - thestooges (03/01/2015) [-]
i'm good, reading porn
#1789 to #1788 - iNirvana (03/01/2015) [-]
Best past time
#1791 to #1790 - iNirvana (03/01/2015) [-]
reminds me I have a lot of images to cut up so I can use them,
#1793 to #1792 - iNirvana (03/01/2015) [-]
Later I guess
Later I guess
User avatar #1795 to #1794 - iNirvana (03/01/2015) [-]
later as in I will edit them later
User avatar #1796 to #1795 - thestooges (03/01/2015) [-]
oh lol
#1797 to #1796 - iNirvana (03/01/2015) [-]
I should be asleep 			********		 it
I should be asleep ******** it
User avatar #1798 to #1797 - thestooges (03/01/2015) [-]
yeah same
User avatar #1799 to #1798 - iNirvana (03/01/2015) [-]
Im going to the ren fair at 8:30 tomorrow
User avatar #1800 to #1799 - thestooges (03/01/2015) [-]
ren fair?
User avatar #1802 to #1801 - thestooges (03/01/2015) [-]
how gay
#1727 - thestooges (02/11/2015) [-]
i'm home alone
#1768 to #1727 - iNirvana (02/17/2015) [-]
I am using bleach to kill the cold sore. It hurts
I am using bleach to kill the cold sore. It hurts
User avatar #1770 to #1768 - thestooges (02/17/2015) [-]
also gn
#1771 to #1770 - iNirvana (02/17/2015) [-]
gn..? Also if you were in person I would slap your dick gently still slap for being a right cunt with Narutues lianken purk amv
User avatar #1772 to #1771 - thestooges (02/17/2015) [-]
gn = good night
User avatar #1778 to #1777 - thestooges (02/19/2015) [-]
nm wbu
User avatar #1779 to #1778 - iNirvana (02/19/2015) [-]
watching the wind rises
User avatar #1780 to #1779 - thestooges (02/19/2015) [-]
what's that about
User avatar #1781 to #1780 - iNirvana (02/19/2015) [-]
WW2 Planes and Gibili romance
User avatar #1783 to #1782 - iNirvana (02/19/2015) [-]
It is ******* beautiful, they put some good movie in the frame animation. Like holy **** .
#1769 to #1768 - thestooges (02/17/2015) [-]
use naruto, it'll give you more cancer
#1748 to #1727 - iNirvana (02/13/2015) [-]
You're talking to someone who likes B and/or A cups Low C maybe boobs and long legs and I like abs like come on man stronger than me eh built like Samus in the older games not as big hips or bust yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
#1749 to #1748 - thestooges (02/13/2015) [-]
>not liking chubby girls

disgusting and/or plebeian
#1750 to #1749 - iNirvana (02/13/2015) [-]
Bruh I weigh 140. If I wanted fat I'd go to McDaddies
#1751 to #1750 - thestooges (02/13/2015) [-]
******		 please   
   
chubby is love, chubby is life
****** please

chubby is love, chubby is life
#1752 to #1751 - iNirvana (02/14/2015) [-]
I agree to disagree
#1754 to #1753 - iNirvana (02/14/2015) [-]
Slow your roll cunt I am trying to be nice here and understand that I like Strawberry icecream and you like bubblegum flavor alright
#1755 to #1754 - thestooges (02/14/2015) [-]
more like i like ice cream and you like snowcones ******
#1756 to #1755 - iNirvana (02/15/2015) [-]
Friend, I've tried chubby and while they're cute it isn't for me. You like your ice cream I like my shaved ice
Friend, I've tried chubby and while they're cute it isn't for me. You like your ice cream I like my shaved ice
#1766 to #1765 - iNirvana (02/17/2015) [-]
I got promoted to full time today and I got a cold sore yesterday. Happy and my face hurts
I got promoted to full time today and I got a cold sore yesterday. Happy and my face hurts
#1767 to #1766 - thestooges (02/17/2015) [-]
congrats and sorry to hear
#1728 to #1727 - iNirvana (02/11/2015) [-]
You know what to do
#1729 to #1728 - thestooges (02/11/2015) [-]
pray to allah
#1736 to #1735 - iNirvana (02/11/2015) [-]
war is hell
war is hell
#1739 to #1738 - thestooges (02/11/2015) [-]
i'm gonna go fap, brb
#1745 to #1744 - thestooges (02/12/2015) [-]
what is it with that girl and six packs
what is it with that girl and six packs
#1746 to #1745 - iNirvana (02/12/2015) [-]
The abs. Theyre amazing
The abs. Theyre amazing
#1747 to #1746 - thestooges (02/13/2015) [-]
do you have some kind of fetish about girls that are stronger than you
do you have some kind of fetish about girls that are stronger than you
#1697 - thestooges (02/11/2015) [-]
i can't sleep
#1720 to #1719 - iNirvana (02/11/2015) [-]
lewd thoough
lewd thoough
#1722 to #1721 - iNirvana (02/11/2015) [-]
Gonna get naughty
#1723 to #1722 - thestooges (02/11/2015) [-]
in due time, my friend. specifically, 14 hours due time
#1725 to #1724 - thestooges (02/11/2015) [-]
i'm gonna try sleeping   
   
night
i'm gonna try sleeping

night
#1726 to #1725 - iNirvana (02/11/2015) [-]
*****		 das gay
***** das gay
#1698 to #1697 - iNirvana (02/11/2015) [-]
Have you  tried jerking your winkie
Have you tried jerking your winkie
#1699 to #1698 - thestooges (02/11/2015) [-]
i'm actually downloading  dericious 2d milf  porn right now. already a few steps ahead of you
i'm actually downloading dericious 2d milf porn right now. already a few steps ahead of you
#1703 to #1702 - thestooges (02/11/2015) [-]
i like my girls how i like my music

loud, obnoxious, and done by a bunch of teenagers who can't play their instruments
#1704 to #1703 - iNirvana (02/11/2015) [-]
Made me chuckle not gonna lie
Made me chuckle not gonna lie
#1705 to #1704 - thestooges (02/11/2015) [-]
me aside, how are you doing
me aside, how are you doing
#1706 to #1705 - iNirvana (02/11/2015) [-]
Being bored but alright
#1707 to #1706 - thestooges (02/11/2015) [-]
nothing eventful happening?
#1708 to #1707 - iNirvana (02/11/2015) [-]
I just got home from work a bit ago
#1710 to #1709 - iNirvana (02/11/2015) [-]
I am bored as dicks
#1712 to #1711 - iNirvana (02/11/2015) [-]
I mean I may later
#1713 to #1712 - thestooges (02/11/2015) [-]
>gonna be home alone for a week starting this afternoon

feels good man
#1714 to #1713 - iNirvana (02/11/2015) [-]
God I wish I was
God I wish I was
#1715 to #1714 - thestooges (02/11/2015) [-]
i'm gonna fap so ******* much
#1716 to #1715 - iNirvana (02/11/2015) [-]
oh no
oh no
#1717 to #1716 - thestooges (02/11/2015) [-]
>tfw going to rip my dick off
#1679 to #1678 - thestooges (02/01/2015) [-]
>2006
oh man you're taking me back. thanks though
#1680 to #1679 - iNirvana (02/01/2015) [-]
Youre a dirty boi
Youre a dirty boi
#1681 to #1680 - thestooges (02/01/2015) [-]
you gave me sauce
#1682 to #1681 - iNirvana (02/01/2015) [-]
Naughty Naughty
#1683 to #1682 - thestooges (02/01/2015) [-]
you gave me sauce
#1684 to #1683 - iNirvana (02/01/2015) [-]
Naughty
Naughty
#1686 to #1685 - iNirvana (02/01/2015) [-]
Masturbation
Masturbation
#1687 to #1686 - thestooges (02/01/2015) [-]
maybe later
maybe later
#1691 to #1690 - thestooges (02/01/2015) [-]
not gonna work
#1695 to #1694 - thestooges (02/01/2015) [-]
i hate lolicon
#1656 to #1635 - iNirvana (02/01/2015) [-]
****		 if I know
**** if I know
#1663 to #1662 - thestooges (02/01/2015) [-]
is that that mememe thing
#1671 to #1670 - thestooges (02/01/2015) [-]
HALEY'S COMET
HALEY'S COMET
#1645 to #1644 - thestooges (02/01/2015) [-]
same, just woke up though
#1646 to #1645 - iNirvana (02/01/2015) [-]
goiing bed soon maybe
goiing bed soon maybe
#1653 to #1652 - thestooges (02/01/2015) [-]
what's the original?
User avatar #1654 to #1653 - iNirvana (02/01/2015) [-]
That is the original
#1655 to #1654 - thestooges (02/01/2015) [-]
oh, then what's it from?
#1623 to #1622 - thestooges (01/26/2015) [-]
already seen it

also would you believe i spent the past 25 minutes fixing my internet
#1624 to #1623 - iNirvana (01/26/2015) [-]
Furry
Furry
#1625 to #1624 - thestooges (01/26/2015) [-]
there's a movie called "Furry"?
#1627 to #1626 - thestooges (01/26/2015) [-]
i'm disgusted
#1628 to #1627 - iNirvana (01/26/2015) [-]
You should be
#1629 to #1628 - thestooges (01/26/2015) [-]
any other movies?
#1631 to #1630 - thestooges (01/26/2015) [-]
any animated movies?
#1606 to #1605 - iNirvana (01/25/2015) [-]
I have a headache
#1621 to #1620 - thestooges (01/26/2015) [-]
do you know a good movie to watch
#1581 to #1540 - iNirvana (01/25/2015) [-]
Is masturbation a need?
Is masturbation a need?
#1582 to #1581 - thestooges (01/25/2015) [-]
cumming is, and i don't have a girlfriend so i can't do that
#1583 to #1582 - iNirvana (01/25/2015) [-]
Hentai is alwayss there for you
#1584 to #1583 - thestooges (01/25/2015) [-]
i rarely masturbate to hentai nowadays
#1585 to #1584 - iNirvana (01/25/2015) [-]
What kind of basic bitch are you, getting off to real women
What kind of basic bitch are you, getting off to real women
#1586 to #1585 - thestooges (01/25/2015) [-]
real black girls
#1598 to #1597 - iNirvana (01/25/2015) [-]
My hips are moving on there own
My hips are moving on there own
#1561 to #1540 - iNirvana (01/24/2015) [-]
Not even in college, get on my level
Not even in college, get on my level
#1563 to #1562 - iNirvana (01/24/2015) [-]
Could be worse though  Even if I am a 19 year old virgin who still lives at home
Could be worse though Even if I am a 19 year old virgin who still lives at home
#1564 to #1563 - thestooges (01/24/2015) [-]
same, only i'm 18
User avatar #1565 to #1564 - iNirvana (01/24/2015) [-]
Wanna rent a place in Chandler and watch NGE in our freetime while we bitch about Obama
#1566 to #1565 - thestooges (01/24/2015) [-]
sounds fun, i'm up for it
#1567 to #1566 - iNirvana (01/24/2015) [-]
No Jews or Gays allowed, only disco
#1568 to #1567 - thestooges (01/24/2015) [-]
i am neither of those things
i am neither of those things
#1569 to #1568 - iNirvana (01/24/2015) [-]
Then we shouldnt have a problem, but you are gonna have to find a way to make them fat stacks
#1570 to #1569 - thestooges (01/24/2015) [-]
i'll find a way
#1571 to #1570 - iNirvana (01/24/2015) [-]
I hopes its legal
#1574 to #1573 - thestooges (01/24/2015) [-]
negro please, i go for platinum
#1575 to #1574 - iNirvana (01/25/2015) [-]
Platinum mad
Platinum mad
#1578 to #1577 - thestooges (01/25/2015) [-]
>tfw want to fap but can't
#1579 to #1578 - iNirvana (01/25/2015) [-]
>tfw you dont want to fap
>tfw you dont want to fap
#1580 to #1579 - thestooges (01/25/2015) [-]
yeah well i got needs ******
#1545 to #1544 - iNirvana (01/24/2015) [-]
rest in pieces
#1546 to #1545 - thestooges (01/24/2015) [-]
**** that cucked faggot though
#1547 to #1546 - iNirvana (01/24/2015) [-]
He is an ass anyways
He is an ass anyways
#1548 to #1547 - thestooges (01/24/2015) [-]
i'm glad he did the right thing and became an hero
#1549 to #1548 - iNirvana (01/24/2015) [-]
Still a faggot
Still a faggot
#1550 to #1549 - thestooges (01/24/2015) [-]
well whatever. what's up with you then?
well whatever. what's up with you then?
#1551 to #1550 - iNirvana (01/24/2015) [-]
I am so sick it 			*******		 hurts to do anything
I am so sick it ******* hurts to do anything
#1552 to #1551 - thestooges (01/24/2015) [-]
sucks to hear
#1553 to #1552 - iNirvana (01/24/2015) [-]
I have work today as well
I have work today as well
#1554 to #1553 - thestooges (01/24/2015) [-]
tfw no job
tfw no job
#1555 to #1554 - iNirvana (01/24/2015) [-]
>tfw walmart money
#1556 to #1555 - thestooges (01/24/2015) [-]
it's something
#1557 to #1556 - iNirvana (01/24/2015) [-]
Life's a circus - and I'm the clown.
#1559 to #1558 - iNirvana (01/24/2015) [-]
Not enough, that sweet 8.30 an hour
#1526 - Sunset (10/16/2014) [-]
**Sunset rolled image** cocks
#1532 to #1531 - Sunset (10/16/2014) [-]
>upload picture
>upload fails after a full 5 minutes
>give up
>upload simple pictures
#1533 to #1532 - iNirvana (10/16/2014) [-]
Sucks to be basic, why dont you upgrade to the gold account already?
Sucks to be basic, why dont you upgrade to the gold account already?
#1534 to #1533 - Sunset (10/16/2014) [-]
i have $0.02
#1535 to #1534 - iNirvana (10/16/2014) [-]
Gonna need a bit more than that
Gonna need a bit more than that
#1537 to #1536 - iNirvana (10/16/2014) [-]
Damn shame
Damn shame
User avatar #1538 to #1537 - Sunset (10/16/2014) [-]
i'm gonna sleep a bit, peace
User avatar #1539 to #1538 - iNirvana (10/16/2014) [-]
later
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