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iLime

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Date Signed Up:11/24/2010
Last Login:3/04/2015
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#19 - An sr-71 would be able to out-fly the missile.  [+] (10 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Peace is our profession +17
#50 - Horsebait has deleted their comment.
#22 - trainalf (08/05/2014) [-]
Not all of them- that's how the sole one to be shot down got shot down.
User avatar #23 - iLime (08/05/2014) [-]
the only way to shoot down an sr-71 would be to anticipate where it will be and fire a non guided missile. A blackbird is literally the fastest flying aircraft ever made.
User avatar #76 - TwiztidNinja (08/06/2014) [-]
I hope you are serious when you say was.
America has much faster aircraft in its closed hangers.
User avatar #235 - iLime (08/06/2014) [-]
The sr-71 is still the fastest jet ever made.
User avatar #238 - TwiztidNinja (08/07/2014) [-]
Sure if you want to think that there are not planes in Americas arsenal today capable of over mach 9 keep believing that, i will not stop you.
User avatar #51 - icedcarbon (08/06/2014) [-]
There are missiles that are faster than the SR-71... such as AIM-120, newer AIM-7, Aster and more ... what SR-71 could do is be far enough so the missile runs out of fuel before it gets there. Someone using Semi active guidance will be able to pick the Blackbird by predicting where it will pass through and lock later while the missile is already on the way... it's easy... that is if they detect the bird first.
User avatar #53 - iLime (08/06/2014) [-]
No sr-71 was ever shot down during it's years of service, but you are right, there were missiles in its day faster than it, but i believe they were all owned by the US.
#75 - firesky (08/06/2014) [-]
Nope, the swedish planes had Skyflash rockets which reached mach 4 whereas the SR-71 reached top speeds of mach 3.3
#24 - trainalf (08/05/2014) [-]
You are correct. Forgive my earlier post; I was confusing the history of the SR-71 and the U-2.
#141 - how many ******* years did it take to upload this? 08/05/2014 on Link in First Comment +4
#139 - Comment deleted 08/05/2014 on Link in First Comment 0
#84 - Picture 08/04/2014 on Worth the watch 0
#63 - kirllin's about to make a killin. 08/04/2014 on Dragon Ball Z +1
#103 - that lambo looks like a ******* dinosaur spaceshi… 08/03/2014 on really now +33
#40 - Picture 08/01/2014 on do it faguettes. 0
#11 - asian style 08/01/2014 on Some lovely Fried Chicken +1
#10 - Both of them are ******* retards  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Fuck you and have a nice day +468
User avatar #40 - popnotes (08/01/2014) [-]
He may be retarded but less so than the dippy scene chick

Also his hair looks cool.
Like Danny Sexbang's but not quite as arousing
#53 - anonexplains (08/01/2014) [-]
I cannot describe how much I fucking love you right now. not as much as Dan. here have a thumb. and a nice day
#37 - anonexplains (08/01/2014) [-]
Honestly I think the guy trying to be a smart-ass is even more cringy than the girl.

Oh, the irony.
#24 - yologdog (07/31/2014) [-]
#20 - uncledick (07/31/2014) [-]
I think the same thing whenever I see that shit, thank you.
#189 - and a fat blunt with that sir 07/31/2014 on Classy as fuck +1
#755 - Hire some overweight femenist black transgender muslim lesbian… 07/27/2014 on How privileged are you? +1
#753 - ***** how rich are you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on How privileged are you? 0
#759 - seanbeanaway (07/27/2014) [-]
I'm not particularly rich, but my parents combined earn about 230'000 USD combined per year and it said to include family wealth. I scored 210 on the only test though (where I didn't have to subtract 15 points for doing it on a saturday or should i say saterday gif is mfw rolling in nordic welfare
#24 - Proof joshlol is in fact a flaming faggot. 07/25/2014 on fake tan? +2
#23 - Comment deleted 07/25/2014 on fake tan? 0
#88 - Too bad noone wants to get their dick sucked by a whale 07/24/2014 on Imgur motivation 0
#131 - or you can be a normal ******* human being 07/24/2014 on Things I need volume 58 +1
#110 - lol high as **** when i posted this 07/11/2014 on The new book by Mr. Mackey 0
#236 - "i beat the kool aid man because i didn't like the way he… 07/10/2014 on Please Share 0
#13 - mom im so ******* baked. oh my god what did y…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on The new book by Mr. Mackey +138
User avatar #110 - iLime (07/11/2014) [-]
lol high as fuck when i posted this
#9 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 07/10/2014 on do she got da booty? +143
#71 - deadmanlopez (07/10/2014) [-]
what the fuck? that actually gave me feelings of disgust, I mean who does that in the middle of the streets?! Im starting to feel like a bitter old man
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User avatar #59 - maybetraffy (07/10/2014) [-]
tap out
source
User avatar #54 - yisumad (07/10/2014) [-]
I can almost hear the CRUNCH
#52 - funnyjunkforlife (07/10/2014) [-]
her boob came out
its porn
User avatar #61 - hasinvadedyou (07/10/2014) [-]
i didnt even notice her boob, thanks for sparing me the ban!
#11 - AnonymousDonor (07/10/2014) [-]
#36 - fagnut (07/10/2014) [-]
Someone please make single shots from this gif. Some great reaction pictures possible...
User avatar #14 - deathpwn (07/10/2014) [-]
dear lord what is this from
#15 - AnonymousDonor (07/10/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qatmJtIJAPw


the best goddamn thing ive ever seen
User avatar #45 - brokentrucker (07/10/2014) [-]
Guess I gotta watch it AGAIN
#93 - If we ourselves are the what if aliens. We must expand, stayin… 07/10/2014 on Random facts 0
#86 - why doesn't bill gates just buy one from the aliens thennn????…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Random facts 0
User avatar #92 - torchrose (07/10/2014) [-]
Because we cannot communicate with aliens and our money would probably be worthless to them
User avatar #93 - iLime (07/10/2014) [-]
If we ourselves are the what if aliens. We must expand, staying on earth is for pussies. All the politics and wars on earth are in vein for nothing results. Humanity gains nothing. We should be funding nasa instead of the army. We need to come together as the human race and do great things.
#53 - why dont we just get nasa to make a spaceship with enough torq…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Random facts 0
User avatar #55 - torchrose (07/09/2014) [-]
NASA has little no no funding because murican priorities. Besides, such a rocket to drag an asteroid to earth would need massive amounts of fuel to leave the atmosphere, if it would even be able to. Plus it would take a year for it to travel there, some time to find a suitable rock, and a year plus to drag it back. Even then, the asteroid would either burn up in the atmosphere or cause devastation. Don't get me started on the resources to make it a manned mission or how much fuel it would need to fly back.

The other 'habitable' planets cannot sustain the human race atm because we need a specific type of environment or else we die. Plus resources to get to said planets bla bla bla see asteroid arguments.
User avatar #86 - iLime (07/09/2014) [-]
why doesn't bill gates just buy one from the aliens thennn?????? counter that bitchass
User avatar #92 - torchrose (07/10/2014) [-]
Because we cannot communicate with aliens and our money would probably be worthless to them
User avatar #93 - iLime (07/10/2014) [-]
If we ourselves are the what if aliens. We must expand, staying on earth is for pussies. All the politics and wars on earth are in vein for nothing results. Humanity gains nothing. We should be funding nasa instead of the army. We need to come together as the human race and do great things.
#49 - So why don't we just get them?  [+] (8 new replies) 07/09/2014 on Random facts 0
User avatar #64 - chrisel (07/09/2014) [-]
because then either a small group has all that wealth and possibly buys everything so that there is nothing left or it get´s divided but then everyone has that and the value of it would drop a lot meaning that you would just have some rocks.
User avatar #59 - feelythefeel (07/09/2014) [-]
1.) We don't have the technology.
2.) Remember The Incredibles? How the villain planned to make everybody, and by extension nobody, super? That's essentially how the economy works.
User avatar #51 - torchrose (07/09/2014) [-]
Inflation, time, money, resources, space mining not exactly existing atm
#53 - iLime (07/09/2014) [-]
why dont we just get nasa to make a spaceship with enough torque to drag it to earth? or better yet why dont we just move onto the planets. Where's your counter arguement now?
User avatar #55 - torchrose (07/09/2014) [-]
NASA has little no no funding because murican priorities. Besides, such a rocket to drag an asteroid to earth would need massive amounts of fuel to leave the atmosphere, if it would even be able to. Plus it would take a year for it to travel there, some time to find a suitable rock, and a year plus to drag it back. Even then, the asteroid would either burn up in the atmosphere or cause devastation. Don't get me started on the resources to make it a manned mission or how much fuel it would need to fly back.

The other 'habitable' planets cannot sustain the human race atm because we need a specific type of environment or else we die. Plus resources to get to said planets bla bla bla see asteroid arguments.
User avatar #86 - iLime (07/09/2014) [-]
why doesn't bill gates just buy one from the aliens thennn?????? counter that bitchass
User avatar #92 - torchrose (07/10/2014) [-]
Because we cannot communicate with aliens and our money would probably be worthless to them
User avatar #93 - iLime (07/10/2014) [-]
If we ourselves are the what if aliens. We must expand, staying on earth is for pussies. All the politics and wars on earth are in vein for nothing results. Humanity gains nothing. We should be funding nasa instead of the army. We need to come together as the human race and do great things.
#137 - Anyone who believes in any ******* war over these… 07/08/2014 on 9fags want to battle +2

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