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iLime

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Date Signed Up:11/24/2010
Last Login:3/03/2015
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Content Ranking:#4016
Comment Ranking:#35935
Highest Content Rank:#4023
Highest Comment Rank:#1322
Content Thumbs: 429 total,  513 ,  84
Comment Thumbs: 4416 total,  6455 ,  2039
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 36 Content: Peasant → Level 37 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 72% (72/100)
Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:15406
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:1288
FJ Points:4214
Favorite Tags: Porn (2)

latest user's comments

#351 - If only i had money 08/24/2014 on No ads buy from amazon instead 0
#798 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 08/23/2014 on Should I make a game... -1
User avatar #845 - thefirespike (08/23/2014) [-]
ad a hyphen... kimjongil-lustrated.com
#97 - They're just having a conversation about the club, alcohol, and music. 08/22/2014 on Bin Laden is kill? 0
#23 - Because hes a little pussy **** 08/21/2014 on Never forget 8/20/2014 0
#124 - **iLime rolls 572** i've only rolled trips in **** … 08/21/2014 on I am a cool kid now 0
#121 - im skilled 08/21/2014 on I am a cool kid now 0
#115 - **iLime rolls 77** learn to roll  [+] (10 new replies) 08/21/2014 on I am a cool kid now +23
#229 - bioderf has deleted their comment.
#123 - niggayoucantread has deleted their comment.
User avatar #117 - chickenbones (08/21/2014) [-]
My first roll ever was dubs. Since then I have never gotten dubs again. I am dubs cursed.
User avatar #151 - unfairlybanned (08/21/2014) [-]
**unfairlybanned rolls 41** If dubs I shall give them to you.
User avatar #152 - unfairlybanned (08/21/2014) [-]
**unfairlybanned rolls 44** AHEM...

I SAID....

DUBS AND O GOVE THEM TO YOU.
User avatar #159 - chickenbones (08/21/2014) [-]
Yes!!
User avatar #153 - unfairlybanned (08/21/2014) [-]
I GIVE* I cannot type.

Also, enjoy your dubs.
User avatar #124 - iLime (08/21/2014) [-]
**iLime rolls 572** i've only rolled trips in nsfw before
User avatar #116 - optiknarty (08/21/2014) [-]
holy shit what
User avatar #121 - iLime (08/21/2014) [-]
im skilled
#441 - Turn off my adblock and post web-m's. 08/16/2014 on Jail +1
#19 - Damn somebody is triggered. The post was meant to tell people …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on John ya cheeky cunt -10
#21 - wwhhaaq (08/14/2014) [-]
apparently giving a counter-argument is now "being triggered"

you sound exactly like the type of gaylord that blindly follows what the content says, you SHOULDN'T be humble all the time, if you aren't putting yourself up to what you're really worth and being proud of it you're going about life the wrong way
#2993 - **iLime rolls 422,110** 08/14/2014 on Roll for Purple Text 0
#7 - "The right moment" because the photographer stood in… 08/14/2014 on The right moment +1
#5 - Virginity level: ∞  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on More Triggers Than Columbine -2
#7 - puffbrownies (08/14/2014) [-]
**puffbrownies rolled image** stop t-triggering m-me
#53 - Except noone ******* wants to see **** … 08/14/2014 on How to WebM -3
#36 - except no one really gives a **** about them.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on joshlol phanact... +7
#61 - anonexplains (08/14/2014) [-]
Except of course there are a small number of people on Funnyjunk who really, really do care. Besides themselves obviously.
#253 - Keep begging. 08/14/2014 on ads and funny webms +7
#41 - never saw his mfw so il just wing it. 08/14/2014 on Maximum Feels +18
#65 - Comment deleted 08/13/2014 on Tis but a scratch 0
#70 - Maybe shes just to nervous to sit next to your non-confident ass. 08/10/2014 on FEELS +1
#235 - The sr-71 is still the fastest jet ever made.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on Peace is our profession 0
User avatar #238 - TwiztidNinja (08/07/2014) [-]
Sure if you want to think that there are not planes in Americas arsenal today capable of over mach 9 keep believing that, i will not stop you.
#443 - **iLime rolls 93** 08/06/2014 on Roll your shit 0
#9 - Makes no ******* sense. Did he finally almost get…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2014 on anon tries getting girls +18
#27 - anonexplains (08/06/2014) [-]
It's called "sexual confusion" for a reason. Hell, before puberty I sometimes got crushes on girls. I think I was attracted to guys, but I never understood it and pretty much just thought I wanted to be bestest friends with them. Never had any interest in kissing anybody, though.

It was only after puberty that I realised I'm pretty solidly gay. I like dicks and asses. Occasionally I'll see a woman who I'll think is really hot, but I still won't be interested in sex with her because boobs and vaginas are very unattractive to me.

I'm pretty sure there were signs that I was gay though. I always had an unusually high-pitched voice, thank god puberty made it much deeper.
User avatar #17 - barenoizedub (08/06/2014) [-]
I was thinking that, I mean he clearly liked girls as he was trying so hard to impress them, how can he suddenly realise he is gay after that? if anything he would be bi?
#20 - turtlepyro (08/06/2014) [-]
Well, it depends on how old he was, lots of kids imitate what they see from their parents, and on TV, so he could just be doing what he saw the other kids do and impress girls, or you could be right. There's not enough information to disprove anything.
#53 - No sr-71 was ever shot down during it's years of service, but …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on Peace is our profession +6
#75 - firesky (08/06/2014) [-]
Nope, the swedish planes had Skyflash rockets which reached mach 4 whereas the SR-71 reached top speeds of mach 3.3
#52 - Well if you weren't educated on how to use it i'm pretty sure … 08/06/2014 on Who wouldn't?? :O 0
#49 - or maybe the fact that wireless headphones could be intercepted. 08/06/2014 on Technology +3
#23 - the only way to shoot down an sr-71 would be to anticipate whe…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Peace is our profession +28
User avatar #76 - TwiztidNinja (08/06/2014) [-]
I hope you are serious when you say was.
America has much faster aircraft in its closed hangers.
User avatar #235 - iLime (08/06/2014) [-]
The sr-71 is still the fastest jet ever made.
User avatar #238 - TwiztidNinja (08/07/2014) [-]
Sure if you want to think that there are not planes in Americas arsenal today capable of over mach 9 keep believing that, i will not stop you.
User avatar #51 - icedcarbon (08/06/2014) [-]
There are missiles that are faster than the SR-71... such as AIM-120, newer AIM-7, Aster and more ... what SR-71 could do is be far enough so the missile runs out of fuel before it gets there. Someone using Semi active guidance will be able to pick the Blackbird by predicting where it will pass through and lock later while the missile is already on the way... it's easy... that is if they detect the bird first.
User avatar #53 - iLime (08/06/2014) [-]
No sr-71 was ever shot down during it's years of service, but you are right, there were missiles in its day faster than it, but i believe they were all owned by the US.
#75 - firesky (08/06/2014) [-]
Nope, the swedish planes had Skyflash rockets which reached mach 4 whereas the SR-71 reached top speeds of mach 3.3
#24 - trainalf (08/05/2014) [-]
You are correct. Forgive my earlier post; I was confusing the history of the SR-71 and the U-2.

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