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Date Signed Up:11/24/2010
Last Login:12/24/2014
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#36 - except no one really gives a **** about them.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2014 on joshlol phanact... +7
#61 - anonymous (08/14/2014) [-]
Except of course there are a small number of people on Funnyjunk who really, really do care. Besides themselves obviously.
#253 - Keep begging. 08/14/2014 on ads and funny webms +7
#41 - never saw his mfw so il just wing it. 08/14/2014 on Maximum Feels +18
#65 - Comment deleted 08/13/2014 on Tis but a scratch 0
#70 - Maybe shes just to nervous to sit next to your non-confident ass. 08/10/2014 on FEELS +1
#235 - The sr-71 is still the fastest jet ever made.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on Peace is our profession 0
User avatar #238 - TwiztidNinja (08/07/2014) [-]
Sure if you want to think that there are not planes in Americas arsenal today capable of over mach 9 keep believing that, i will not stop you.
#443 - **iLime rolls 93** 08/06/2014 on Roll your shit 0
#9 - Makes no ******* sense. Did he finally almost get…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2014 on anon tries getting girls +18
#27 - anonymous (08/06/2014) [-]
It's called "sexual confusion" for a reason. Hell, before puberty I sometimes got crushes on girls. I think I was attracted to guys, but I never understood it and pretty much just thought I wanted to be bestest friends with them. Never had any interest in kissing anybody, though.

It was only after puberty that I realised I'm pretty solidly gay. I like dicks and asses. Occasionally I'll see a woman who I'll think is really hot, but I still won't be interested in sex with her because boobs and vaginas are very unattractive to me.

I'm pretty sure there were signs that I was gay though. I always had an unusually high-pitched voice, thank god puberty made it much deeper.
User avatar #17 - barenoizedub (08/06/2014) [-]
I was thinking that, I mean he clearly liked girls as he was trying so hard to impress them, how can he suddenly realise he is gay after that? if anything he would be bi?
#20 - turtlepyro (08/06/2014) [-]
Well, it depends on how old he was, lots of kids imitate what they see from their parents, and on TV, so he could just be doing what he saw the other kids do and impress girls, or you could be right. There's not enough information to disprove anything.
#53 - No sr-71 was ever shot down during it's years of service, but …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2014 on Peace is our profession +6
#75 - firesky (08/06/2014) [-]
Nope, the swedish planes had Skyflash rockets which reached mach 4 whereas the SR-71 reached top speeds of mach 3.3
#52 - Well if you weren't educated on how to use it i'm pretty sure … 08/06/2014 on Who wouldn't?? :O 0
#49 - or maybe the fact that wireless headphones could be intercepted. 08/06/2014 on Technology +3
#23 - the only way to shoot down an sr-71 would be to anticipate whe…  [+] (7 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Peace is our profession +28
User avatar #76 - TwiztidNinja (08/06/2014) [-]
I hope you are serious when you say was.
America has much faster aircraft in its closed hangers.
User avatar #235 - iLime (08/06/2014) [-]
The sr-71 is still the fastest jet ever made.
User avatar #238 - TwiztidNinja (08/07/2014) [-]
Sure if you want to think that there are not planes in Americas arsenal today capable of over mach 9 keep believing that, i will not stop you.
User avatar #51 - icedcarbon (08/06/2014) [-]
There are missiles that are faster than the SR-71... such as AIM-120, newer AIM-7, Aster and more ... what SR-71 could do is be far enough so the missile runs out of fuel before it gets there. Someone using Semi active guidance will be able to pick the Blackbird by predicting where it will pass through and lock later while the missile is already on the way... it's easy... that is if they detect the bird first.
User avatar #53 - iLime (08/06/2014) [-]
No sr-71 was ever shot down during it's years of service, but you are right, there were missiles in its day faster than it, but i believe they were all owned by the US.
#75 - firesky (08/06/2014) [-]
Nope, the swedish planes had Skyflash rockets which reached mach 4 whereas the SR-71 reached top speeds of mach 3.3
#24 - trainalf (08/05/2014) [-]
You are correct. Forgive my earlier post; I was confusing the history of the SR-71 and the U-2.
#19 - An sr-71 would be able to out-fly the missile.  [+] (10 new replies) 08/05/2014 on Peace is our profession +17
#50 - Horsebait has deleted their comment.
#22 - trainalf (08/05/2014) [-]
Not all of them- that's how the sole one to be shot down got shot down.
User avatar #23 - iLime (08/05/2014) [-]
the only way to shoot down an sr-71 would be to anticipate where it will be and fire a non guided missile. A blackbird is literally the fastest flying aircraft ever made.
User avatar #76 - TwiztidNinja (08/06/2014) [-]
I hope you are serious when you say was.
America has much faster aircraft in its closed hangers.
User avatar #235 - iLime (08/06/2014) [-]
The sr-71 is still the fastest jet ever made.
User avatar #238 - TwiztidNinja (08/07/2014) [-]
Sure if you want to think that there are not planes in Americas arsenal today capable of over mach 9 keep believing that, i will not stop you.
User avatar #51 - icedcarbon (08/06/2014) [-]
There are missiles that are faster than the SR-71... such as AIM-120, newer AIM-7, Aster and more ... what SR-71 could do is be far enough so the missile runs out of fuel before it gets there. Someone using Semi active guidance will be able to pick the Blackbird by predicting where it will pass through and lock later while the missile is already on the way... it's easy... that is if they detect the bird first.
User avatar #53 - iLime (08/06/2014) [-]
No sr-71 was ever shot down during it's years of service, but you are right, there were missiles in its day faster than it, but i believe they were all owned by the US.
#75 - firesky (08/06/2014) [-]
Nope, the swedish planes had Skyflash rockets which reached mach 4 whereas the SR-71 reached top speeds of mach 3.3
#24 - trainalf (08/05/2014) [-]
You are correct. Forgive my earlier post; I was confusing the history of the SR-71 and the U-2.
#141 - how many ******* years did it take to upload this? 08/05/2014 on Link in First Comment +4
#139 - Comment deleted 08/05/2014 on Link in First Comment 0
#84 - Picture 08/04/2014 on Worth the watch 0
#63 - kirllin's about to make a killin. 08/04/2014 on Dragon Ball Z +1
#103 - that lambo looks like a ******* dinosaur spaceshi… 08/03/2014 on really now +33
#40 - Picture 08/01/2014 on do it faguettes. 0
#11 - asian style 08/01/2014 on Some lovely Fried Chicken +1
#10 - Both of them are ******* retards  [+] (5 new replies) 07/31/2014 on Fuck you and have a nice day +468
User avatar #40 - popnotes (08/01/2014) [-]
He may be retarded but less so than the dippy scene chick

Also his hair looks cool.
Like Danny Sexbang's but not quite as arousing
#53 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [-]
I cannot describe how much I fucking love you right now. not as much as Dan. here have a thumb. and a nice day
#37 - anonymous (08/01/2014) [-]
Honestly I think the guy trying to be a smart-ass is even more cringy than the girl.

Oh, the irony.
#24 - yologdog (07/31/2014) [-]
#20 - uncledick (07/31/2014) [-]
I think the same thing whenever I see that shit, thank you.
#189 - and a fat blunt with that sir 07/31/2014 on Classy as fuck +1
#755 - Hire some overweight femenist black transgender muslim lesbian… 07/27/2014 on How privileged are you? +1
#753 - ***** how rich are you  [+] (1 new reply) 07/27/2014 on How privileged are you? 0
#759 - seanbeanaway (07/27/2014) [-]
I'm not particularly rich, but my parents combined earn about 230'000 USD combined per year and it said to include family wealth. I scored 210 on the only test though (where I didn't have to subtract 15 points for doing it on a saturday or should i say saterday gif is mfw rolling in nordic welfare
#24 - Proof joshlol is in fact a flaming faggot. 07/25/2014 on fake tan? +2

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