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#71 - Comment deleted 07/02/2013 on National geographic trolls... 0
#13 - Comment deleted 07/01/2013 on Asians +29
#6 - These people pay no ******* attention to simple t… 06/28/2013 on Car Crash Supercut 0
#6 - someones a ******* vegetarian.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2013 on I'm tired of your shit, snake -2
User avatar #8 - heartlessrobot (06/28/2013) [-]
Actually, as a normal human being, I sort of agree with him. It's pretty fucking bad, since the snakes slowly starve to death.
User avatar #12 - skypatrol (06/28/2013) [-]
Actually they can still eat.......
Fangs are only used to kill/immobilze their food.
They then swallow it whole, and digest it.
Whether they're fed or not is a different story, they have no reason to feed something that they kill shortly anyway, unless it has an unusual long stay
It gives someone a way to make a living.
It's a fucking, animal.
The species will live on.
#41 - If they really wanted to feed those kids they could buy food f… 06/28/2013 on Damn, they're playing... +6
#293 - All it does is spray the water a little up for you to lean ove… 06/27/2013 on Awesome Inventions 0
#291 - ohhhh, to rinse your mouth after brushing, other wise you eith…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Awesome Inventions 0
User avatar #292 - payseht (06/27/2013) [-]
wouldn't it go everywhere, making a mess?
I'd rather lean a little than getting my hands and maybe the floor wet.
User avatar #293 - iLime (06/27/2013) [-]
All it does is spray the water a little up for you to lean over less and quickly swish. its not going to shoot to the ceiling.
#289 - large open, small exit, force pushes it down and through and f…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/27/2013 on Awesome Inventions 0
User avatar #290 - payseht (06/27/2013) [-]
Not how it works, but what its purpose is.
User avatar #291 - iLime (06/27/2013) [-]
ohhhh, to rinse your mouth after brushing, other wise you either have to cup your hands with water or bend your head down to the faucet but this way its like a water fountain.
User avatar #292 - payseht (06/27/2013) [-]
wouldn't it go everywhere, making a mess?
I'd rather lean a little than getting my hands and maybe the floor wet.
User avatar #293 - iLime (06/27/2013) [-]
All it does is spray the water a little up for you to lean over less and quickly swish. its not going to shoot to the ceiling.
#50 - the first one looks like a battle between zeus and hades 06/26/2013 on 15 amazing things 0
#37 - I don't get what the **** this twig boy is wearing 06/26/2013 on bieber 0
#74 - Tooth Brush is ******* genius  [+] (6 new replies) 06/26/2013 on Awesome Inventions +3
User avatar #108 - payseht (06/26/2013) [-]
it took me a while to understand what it's for... and I'm still not 100% sure
User avatar #289 - iLime (06/27/2013) [-]
large open, small exit, force pushes it down and through and force multiplies due to small exit.
User avatar #290 - payseht (06/27/2013) [-]
Not how it works, but what its purpose is.
User avatar #291 - iLime (06/27/2013) [-]
ohhhh, to rinse your mouth after brushing, other wise you either have to cup your hands with water or bend your head down to the faucet but this way its like a water fountain.
User avatar #292 - payseht (06/27/2013) [-]
wouldn't it go everywhere, making a mess?
I'd rather lean a little than getting my hands and maybe the floor wet.
User avatar #293 - iLime (06/27/2013) [-]
All it does is spray the water a little up for you to lean over less and quickly swish. its not going to shoot to the ceiling.
#154 - the last one is so funny, just imagine him saying, "The … 06/26/2013 on Guinea Pig 0
#77 - Imagine if this was ******* real, just hopping ar… 06/26/2013 on Panoramic Dog +1
#64 - I'm assuming that his wife or girlfriend is going to the bathr… 06/24/2013 on Go ahead, say something... +1
#49 - You trying to tell me something FJ? 06/23/2013 on knives +7
#148 - Almost everywhere in Europe they do this. 06/21/2013 on A Bridge in Paris +1
#8 - via OP's House 06/20/2013 on Brilliant. +1
#96 - Meanwhile on Call of duty ghosts we have more detailed facial …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/17/2013 on Take Note +3
User avatar #97 - dragontamers (06/17/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxRf90LWK9c
Even that doesn't work
#166 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2013 on Microsofts Response to Sony -2
User avatar #170 - postie (06/16/2013) [-]
Nope, it's on Xbox One.
#137 - ps4 06/16/2013 on This guy... +1
#140 - I ****** FEEL YOU MAN, JUST SAW THE TRAILER AND I… 06/11/2013 on MFW KH3 was announced. 0
#84 - SAying there are no other planets with life on them is …  [+] (9 new replies) 06/10/2013 on Our Universe +23
#125 - amazingunicorn (06/10/2013) [-]
In theory, if the universe is infinitely expanding, then there are an infinite number of planets harboring life forms, many of them sentient.(In fact, an infinite amount of them.)
User avatar #164 - candytaker (06/10/2013) [-]
You're making grand assumptions that haven't been proven yet. I completely believe that there's life out there, but it's just not right to say that there's an infinite amount of planets. Actually, let me rephrase that: it MAY be right, but there's no conclusive proof that it is. Nonetheless, I believe that there's intelligent life out there. I don't believe we'll find out for sure in our lifetimes, unfortunately.
#221 - anonymous (06/10/2013) [-]
By direct observation, we know that space is expanding at an accelerating rate, and current models tell us that it's likely indefinite. These models, derived from Big Bang theory, would restrict the universe to a finite size. Thus, there can only be a finite amount of mass-energy, hence finite number of planets, in the universe (according to most accepted models of cosmology today)

Still, the number of potential planets out there given all these billions of galaxies is fucking enormous. Just in the observable universe, there are AT LEAST one hundred billion galaxies. Let's low-ball it and say only 1% of them contain a potentially habitable plane (despite the billions of stars in every one). We're left with 10^9 potential biospheres. Let's say only 0.1% of them actually have life. By these assumptions, there are still a million planets out there that harbor life. This is a very strict quota -- there just has to be life out there. We just need to observe it.
#213 - amazingunicorn (06/10/2013) [-]
Notice I said "In theory" what i said may be complete bullshite.
#129 - tinglyturtletaint (06/10/2013) [-]
Infinite....
#89 - jalthelas (06/10/2013) [-]
There has to be hundreds of thousands, if not more.
#205 - jakeattack (06/10/2013) [-]
what the fuck is that from
#177 - supermandan (06/10/2013) [-]
What is this from?
User avatar #111 - nacholo (06/10/2013) [-]
and if this exists on any of them I will ragequit.
#142 - Picture 06/10/2013 on Wtf Africa +5
#588 - whats your point  [+] (11 new replies) 06/03/2013 on The feels +6
#603 - facequer has deleted their comment.
#600 - facequer (06/03/2013) [-]
I know this may cause red thumps, but i think human life is worth much more. I see this get to the frontpage and yet so many other post with people mocking massacres of humans. Bah, fuck this, i'm drunk and havin' an opinion and it's a dog
User avatar #632 - newmrnormal (06/03/2013) [-]
I honestly could not give two fucks about a human that dies, as long as it is not someone I personally know. Think about movies. When a dog or other animal dies everyone cries and gets sad, but when a human dies noone really cares.
#610 - sectual (06/03/2013) [-]
True, but it's just sad because the dog is helpless about it.
#617 - sectual has deleted their comment.
#615 - facequer (06/03/2013) [-]
Thank you for your non-degrading comment. True, it's is sure sad with the dog. I also got a dog that i love. But i think you get my point with my aforementioned post.
#618 - sectual (06/03/2013) [-]
I understand where you are coming from!
#620 - facequer (06/03/2013) [-]
Denmark how about you?
#622 - sectual (06/03/2013) [-]
Colorado!
#630 - facequer (06/03/2013) [-]
I've never talked with an American before, beside the wierd guy from Indiana who were on a euro trip by himself
#627 - facequer has deleted their comment.
#199 - this post in 600 years 06/02/2013 on imagine +4

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