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iLime

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Date Signed Up:11/24/2010
Last Login:3/06/2015
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Content Ranking:#4002
Comment Ranking:#26463
Highest Content Rank:#4000
Highest Comment Rank:#1322
Content Thumbs: 429 total,  513 ,  84
Comment Thumbs: 4427 total,  6471 ,  2044
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 36 Content: Peasant → Level 37 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 81% (81/100)
Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:15410
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:1295
FJ Points:4223
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#61 - because hes a faggot who posts unfunny **** and s…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/11/2014 on ban phan 0
User avatar #62 - tigronn (01/12/2014) [-]
your reaction is late and meanwhile i have discovered why myself
User avatar #63 - iLime (01/12/2014) [-]
explanation* and because i didn't see it till yesterday.
#19 - Just gotta make sure your ears are covered! might be loud! 01/01/2014 on Start the year with +2
#246 - And i said nothing against that, i feel the same exact way in … 01/01/2014 on I felt responsible. +1
#102 - Holy **** wow....such wow, roll some Nobel peace … 01/01/2014 on from that site we like 0
#233 - I don't even know how to respond to that. "if you jump of…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/01/2014 on I felt responsible. +1
#239 - anonexplains (01/01/2014) [-]
Nothing about jumping off a bridge was said for one and also my points are that cops dont deserve the pay they get to sit on their asses the whole shift where as a solider wakes up everyday and faces death unlike cops.
User avatar #246 - iLime (01/01/2014) [-]
And i said nothing against that, i feel the same exact way in fact, all the cops I see in my town cruise around eating donuts waiting to give someone a ticket. I know for a fact that if a soldier was in this situation he would have done more than the cops to help the guy.
#228 - I don't know if you read an article on it or not. He wasn't lo… 01/01/2014 on I felt responsible. +1
#223 - They said that maksim knocked on the door asking to be let in … 01/01/2014 on I felt responsible. 0
#220 - your skull is thick buddy. Cops carry batons and pepper spray …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/01/2014 on I felt responsible. +1
User avatar #225 - allenbahrain (01/01/2014) [-]
I'll give you all the batons, tazers, and pepper spray you can carry, and give you 20 seconds to save a victim locked inside a train from getting stabbed 7 times!
User avatar #228 - iLime (01/01/2014) [-]
I don't know if you read an article on it or not. He wasn't locked in, the police came in after he pinned the killer. People even tried to tell the cops but they disregarded the warnings. Learn to read.
User avatar #221 - allenbahrain (01/01/2014) [-]
through a train door?
User avatar #223 - iLime (01/01/2014) [-]
They said that maksim knocked on the door asking to be let in and the cops did nothing. After lozito pinned him down they came through the door.
#214 - ***** your just plain stupid  [+] (5 new replies) 01/01/2014 on I felt responsible. 0
#231 - anonexplains (01/01/2014) [-]
Go and fight for this country before you call anyone stupid.
User avatar #258 - capslockrage (01/01/2014) [-]
Why? maybe he isn't stupid enough to join the army.
User avatar #233 - iLime (01/01/2014) [-]
I don't even know how to respond to that. "if you jump off a bridge you're stupid" "Hey go fight for this country before you say that!"
#239 - anonexplains (01/01/2014) [-]
Nothing about jumping off a bridge was said for one and also my points are that cops dont deserve the pay they get to sit on their asses the whole shift where as a solider wakes up everyday and faces death unlike cops.
User avatar #246 - iLime (01/01/2014) [-]
And i said nothing against that, i feel the same exact way in fact, all the cops I see in my town cruise around eating donuts waiting to give someone a ticket. I know for a fact that if a soldier was in this situation he would have done more than the cops to help the guy.
#241 - I was gonna say Jenifer Lawrence but that kontiki girl is damn fine. 12/25/2013 on Choose Wisely 0
#111 - This is just a disguised game of who would you rather *…  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2013 on Choose Wisely +32
User avatar #130 - kikx (12/24/2013) [-]
So who would it be?
User avatar #241 - iLime (12/25/2013) [-]
I was gonna say Jenifer Lawrence but that kontiki girl is damn fine.
#17 - well it looks cool of course but just so many additions that a… 12/24/2013 on Duuuuuuude 0
#15 - way too ******* overexagurated  [+] (3 new replies) 12/24/2013 on Duuuuuuude 0
User avatar #16 - badmotorfinger (12/24/2013) [-]
does that make it less badass?
User avatar #19 - darthblam (12/24/2013) [-]
It looks too much like a Digimon than a Pokemon.
User avatar #17 - iLime (12/24/2013) [-]
well it looks cool of course but just so many additions that aren't in the fusion. Like just take the two pokemon and use that. not the fused one that the website created because it just looks way too different.
#14 - ty the other version bothered me too much. 12/24/2013 on Duuuuuuude 0
#13 - as you can clearly see he actually has no tail, wings and his … 12/24/2013 on Duuuuuuude 0
#54 - Can someone please explain to me why everybody on this website…  [+] (8 new replies) 12/23/2013 on ahhh, good o'l mitt! +2
#65 - mbasm (12/23/2013) [-]
Not just the site. Everyone hates Romney.

Fair Warning: I have no political affiliation with this remark:

Romney is not only a dumb jackass, the things he says are stupid, degrading, and offensive, to EVERYONE, he offends white people, black people, women, etc.

With sentences like "We should take away welfare so black people have to get jobs"
or
"Rape is not a serious issue. Woman will just have to learn to cope."
User avatar #76 - snood (12/23/2013) [-]
mitt romney never said that, at least tell the kid you're joking when you make up something like that.

Here's a list of his "most offensive" quotes:
politicalhumor.about.com/od/mittromney/a/Mitt-Romney-Quotes.htm

I personally think he never said anything that bad and that his knowledge of business would have been more helpful than obama's "throw taxpayer money everywhere" strategy to fix the economy.

Basically liberals on tumblr turned him into a cartoon character that he totally wasn't. he was very qualified to hold office (he was the governor of Massachusetts and did wonders there) but some people can't handle the fact that a person still has religious beliefs and doesn't think welfare is the answer to every social problem. </rant>
#80 - mbasm (12/23/2013) [-]
He is completely qualified to do the job....but let's be honest, the liberals own the media, it was easy to magnify the fact that he is truly a dumb jackass.


The Welfare thing is a direct quote, and the women thing was said by one of his campaign members. (I forget the technical term)
#72 - anonexplains (12/23/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but I know two things from your post.
A. You're lying about not having a political affiliation with this remark
B. You're lying about what Romney has said

Romney never said ANYTHING close to either of those. Dislike Romney all you want but when you straight up lie to gain support you are an asshole. Spreading misinformation and ignorance isn't something we need more of; regardless of political affiliation.
#79 - mbasm (12/23/2013) [-]
I am actually a Republican.

He did actually say the Welfare thing, it was a "slip up" but he said it. you can find the YouTube video if you truly wish to.

The rape thing was actually a quote from his campaign, he didn't directly say it, but his campaign did....soo...yeah.
#64 - kmichel (12/23/2013) [-]
He has no consistency in his beliefs or values, changing them only when beneficial to his career. His business practice is to buy companies, gut them, make a quick profit, and let them rot and die. He's a morally bankrupt compulsively lying snake oil salesman. I had more on the guy, including many specific examples, but would need to dig up bookmarks from my last PC to find them.
#73 - anonexplains (12/23/2013) [-]
You mean like literally every politician ever? The Clintons changed their stance on gay marriage when it became convenient. Obama completely changed his tune on gun control after he was re-elected.
#84 - kmichel (12/23/2013) [-]
Granted, but his "flip-flopping" and sleaziness is a few step above the average, which is why I hate him more than the average politician. I didn't want to hate him since I'm from Massachusetts, but for me it just can't be helped.
#53 - How the **** is this front page this is not funny at all.  [+] (2 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Don't know if OC... +3
#84 - fukyu (12/21/2013) [-]
shit dude 99% of front page ain't funny now-a-days its mostly fucking "feels" or reposts that sucked the first 9000 times and still continue to suck. its total bullshit honestly if i want feels i will watch the god damn news i come here for funny and this place continually fails to deliver on the funny
#117 - anonexplains (12/21/2013) [-]
The door's wide open, twatwaffle, and we sure as hell won't mind if you leave
#4 - He forgot to put on his sleeper and turn off toy story. Now hi… 12/19/2013 on Description 0
#13 - now thats the spirit, i mean hes already handicapped, may as w… 12/19/2013 on Dat Drift 0
#954 - Obviously a fake, neither of them have mouths. 12/19/2013 on Thanks FJ +1
#92 - Id want a ******* cyborg prosthetic, like some ir… 12/13/2013 on Comp of Beautiful Prostheitcs 0
#69 - in frame 3 it looks little a cute little baby shotgun. 12/13/2013 on neat +2
#24 - why the **** did i just laugh so hard. 12/11/2013 on Do you get it guys? Get it? +1
#38 - So how much an hour? 12/11/2013 on Great cosplay +1
#43 - Comment deleted 12/11/2013 on this was me... i was 4 at... -2

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