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#47 - your mistaken, it was neil armstrong who died.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/26/2012 on R.I.P. 0
User avatar #49 - MuffinMan (08/26/2012) [-]
If you're trolling, which I sincerely hope you are, good job.
User avatar #50 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
yes, i was wishing to rustle jimmies of unsuspecting victims.
#46 - well what the fuck ever shes short and fat now and thats all t… 08/26/2012 on Snookie's vagina 0
#45 - if that was taken half a year ago thats definately not her. sh…  [+] (9 new replies) 08/26/2012 on Snookie's vagina 0
#47 - ishalltroll (08/26/2012) [-]
That's her just without makeup you ignorant cunt.
#48 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
a fucking year ago. dumbshit, look her up fucking retard.
User avatar #49 - ishalltroll (08/26/2012) [-]
Half a year ago BRAH. And she probably still looks just like that if she stopped using so much makeup BRAH.
User avatar #50 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
look her up BRAH. shes an oompa loompa BRAH. You disrespectin me BRAH?
#51 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
this without makeup would still be a boner killer BRAH
User avatar #53 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
no response = autowin of brodown
User avatar #54 - ishalltroll (08/26/2012) [-]
It was 5 in the fucking morning BRAH. I was tired so I went to sleep you not respectin that BRAH!?
User avatar #55 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
i respect you BRAH. snookis still ugly BRAH.
User avatar #46 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
well what the fuck ever shes short and fat now and thats all that matters
#43 - okay yah its her a while ago. the snooki we see today is an oo… 08/26/2012 on Snookie's vagina 0
#42 - guys the first picture is either her a while ago or someone el…  [+] (13 new replies) 08/26/2012 on Snookie's vagina 0
User avatar #44 - ishalltroll (08/26/2012) [-]
It was around January 18 2012. So not THAT long ago...
#52 - definately (08/26/2012) [-]
definitely*
User avatar #45 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
if that was taken half a year ago thats definately not her. shes been short and fat for a while now.
#47 - ishalltroll (08/26/2012) [-]
That's her just without makeup you ignorant cunt.
#48 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
a fucking year ago. dumbshit, look her up fucking retard.
User avatar #49 - ishalltroll (08/26/2012) [-]
Half a year ago BRAH. And she probably still looks just like that if she stopped using so much makeup BRAH.
User avatar #50 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
look her up BRAH. shes an oompa loompa BRAH. You disrespectin me BRAH?
#51 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
this without makeup would still be a boner killer BRAH
User avatar #53 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
no response = autowin of brodown
User avatar #54 - ishalltroll (08/26/2012) [-]
It was 5 in the fucking morning BRAH. I was tired so I went to sleep you not respectin that BRAH!?
User avatar #55 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
i respect you BRAH. snookis still ugly BRAH.
User avatar #46 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
well what the fuck ever shes short and fat now and thats all that matters
User avatar #43 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
okay yah its her a while ago. the snooki we see today is an oompa loompa
#38 - and this is her with make-up, wait... somethings not right here.  [+] (16 new replies) 08/26/2012 on Snookie's vagina 0
#40 - N. Korean citizen (08/26/2012) [-]
But damn is she ugly with make up
User avatar #39 - ishalltroll (08/26/2012) [-]
If she just stopped hiding her face under a thick layer of makeup she'd look beautiful.
User avatar #42 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
guys the first picture is either her a while ago or someone else, thats what i was trying to get across. the real snooki is an oompa loomp. look up snooki and youl see what she really looks like.
User avatar #44 - ishalltroll (08/26/2012) [-]
It was around January 18 2012. So not THAT long ago...
#52 - definately (08/26/2012) [-]
definitely*
User avatar #45 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
if that was taken half a year ago thats definately not her. shes been short and fat for a while now.
#47 - ishalltroll (08/26/2012) [-]
That's her just without makeup you ignorant cunt.
#48 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
a fucking year ago. dumbshit, look her up fucking retard.
User avatar #49 - ishalltroll (08/26/2012) [-]
Half a year ago BRAH. And she probably still looks just like that if she stopped using so much makeup BRAH.
User avatar #50 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
look her up BRAH. shes an oompa loompa BRAH. You disrespectin me BRAH?
#51 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
this without makeup would still be a boner killer BRAH
User avatar #53 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
no response = autowin of brodown
User avatar #54 - ishalltroll (08/26/2012) [-]
It was 5 in the fucking morning BRAH. I was tired so I went to sleep you not respectin that BRAH!?
User avatar #55 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
i respect you BRAH. snookis still ugly BRAH.
User avatar #46 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
well what the fuck ever shes short and fat now and thats all that matters
User avatar #43 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
okay yah its her a while ago. the snooki we see today is an oompa loompa
#42 - RIP Neil Armstrong, greatest bicyclist the world will ever know.  [+] (5 new replies) 08/26/2012 on R.I.P. +1
#46 - N. Korean citizen (08/26/2012) [-]
That's Lance Armstrong Dumbass.
User avatar #47 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
your mistaken, it was neil armstrong who died.
User avatar #49 - MuffinMan (08/26/2012) [-]
If you're trolling, which I sincerely hope you are, good job.
User avatar #50 - iLime (08/26/2012) [-]
yes, i was wishing to rustle jimmies of unsuspecting victims.
#43 - N. Korean citizen (08/26/2012) [-]
#56 - **iLime rolls 4,615** hey funny junk huh rolls twic…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2012 on Dammit Lizbeth +1
#64 - sonicwind (08/25/2012) [-]
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#55 - **iLime rolls 9,651** check em "1-1402"s  [+] (4 new replies) 08/25/2012 on Dammit Lizbeth +1
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#65 - sonicwind (08/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #56 - iLime (08/25/2012) [-]
**iLime rolls 4,615** hey funny junk
huh
rolls twice
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#64 - sonicwind (08/25/2012) [-]
615
#246 - im not evan argue with you. you're one of those people who isn… 08/24/2012 on west boro in a nut-shell 0
#244 - You don't seem to understand what a church is. My church is a …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/24/2012 on west boro in a nut-shell 0
User avatar #245 - freddyhollensen (08/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm not buying it, the Bible says homosexuality is a Sin, doesn't say God hates fags thing. I don't think being Gay is wrong in any way or form, it's a perfectly legit choice of ones own sexuality, and you calling it an abomination (which you kinda have to do unless you want to agree the Bible is fallible) are like a racist saying: God loves black people, and I think we should treat blacks with respect -> just because they are an inferior race.

I'm sorry, I'm just not settling for a compromise on this topic, being Gay is just as good as being straight, and if you don't agree, get ready to have to defend your case, cause I will argue with people like that.

I'm going to accept your offer of ''Got anymore questions''

- What do you think about evolution.
- Who gets to go to heaven and hell?
- Is being gay just as good as being straight / Why not(inb4 the bible says so...) / If yes they are equally good, then why does the Bible says it's not and that homosexuals should be killed with stones.
- The bible clearly has a perception of a solarsystem that is not heliocentric, and an earth that is flat, then why can't it be equally wrong about heaven / afterlife etc.
User avatar #246 - iLime (08/24/2012) [-]
im not evan argue with you. you're one of those people who isn't evan worth it. + im baked as fuck and iv been typing this with 1 hand for ten minuttes.
#232 - That honestly meant a lot, thank you. 08/24/2012 on west boro in a nut-shell 0
#222 - people call these christians. these are not christians, these …  [+] (6 new replies) 08/24/2012 on west boro in a nut-shell 0
User avatar #242 - freddyhollensen (08/24/2012) [-]
What does the divine teachings of Jesus and the traditions of the old testament have to do with building schools for people in Africa? Seems to me you're mixing the term ''religious group'' with ''charity''... These people quote the Bible, I don't think you can honestly say to my face these are not Christians... It's even such a vague term.. Am I a Christian? I'm baptized and confirmed... But I'm an atheist.. there exist cultural Christians though I do not consider myself one. If you want these people out of your group (I'm talking to all Christians here) All you gotta do is listen to what they say, publish their claims versus yours so we can see what makes you different, make a case why your religion is better than theirs and prove that they are wrong. (Shouldn't be too hard when you got a book that's inspired by an almighty deity) (Hint: they love quoting the bible almost as much as atheists, take some Bible quotes and show us they are wrong)

When that happens, they will no longer be Christians in the mind of non-believers, but westboro bapnuts.

Does this seem unreasonable?
User avatar #244 - iLime (08/24/2012) [-]
You don't seem to understand what a church is. My church is a family. We help each other and everyone else. Westboro is a group of hatred. True christians would know hatred is a sin. In the bible it says to love your enemies. God loves everyone including gays. The bible says it's an obomination for a man to lie with another man. It doesn't say God hates gays. The westboro's are an organized group taking advantage of this countries freedom's to earn money. Most of them are lawyer's in fact and that's why they protest in such offensive yet "legal" ways. Got anymore questions?
User avatar #245 - freddyhollensen (08/24/2012) [-]
Yeah, I'm not buying it, the Bible says homosexuality is a Sin, doesn't say God hates fags thing. I don't think being Gay is wrong in any way or form, it's a perfectly legit choice of ones own sexuality, and you calling it an abomination (which you kinda have to do unless you want to agree the Bible is fallible) are like a racist saying: God loves black people, and I think we should treat blacks with respect -> just because they are an inferior race.

I'm sorry, I'm just not settling for a compromise on this topic, being Gay is just as good as being straight, and if you don't agree, get ready to have to defend your case, cause I will argue with people like that.

I'm going to accept your offer of ''Got anymore questions''

- What do you think about evolution.
- Who gets to go to heaven and hell?
- Is being gay just as good as being straight / Why not(inb4 the bible says so...) / If yes they are equally good, then why does the Bible says it's not and that homosexuals should be killed with stones.
- The bible clearly has a perception of a solarsystem that is not heliocentric, and an earth that is flat, then why can't it be equally wrong about heaven / afterlife etc.
User avatar #246 - iLime (08/24/2012) [-]
im not evan argue with you. you're one of those people who isn't evan worth it. + im baked as fuck and iv been typing this with 1 hand for ten minuttes.
#230 - N. Korean citizen (08/24/2012) [-]
I am atheist, but your kind of christian is why I still respect christianity. It is not about fighting for a god's approval, but to help and inform people of your ideals.

I respect you, and if there really is some god out there, I hope he picks you to go to heaven.
User avatar #232 - iLime (08/24/2012) [-]
That honestly meant a lot, thank you.
#216 - they're a group of selfish attention whores, they hate everyon… 08/24/2012 on west boro in a nut-shell 0
#53 - enlarge 08/24/2012 on BOOM 0
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#97 - what the fuck is saving up? 08/24/2012 on Lambo? +11
#15 - penguinz0 is his youtube name 08/21/2012 on Slender +2
#102 - **iLime rolls 696** 08/20/2012 on Fap game 0
#419 - **iLime rolls 929** 08/20/2012 on Fapping Game 0
#174 - **iLime rolls 044** 08/20/2012 on Fapping game 0
#164 - borrow an old tv, find an outdoor power source, plug in the tv… 08/20/2012 on Slenderman Prank part 1 +7
#124 - And thomas jeferson had an intimate relationship with 1 of his… 08/17/2012 on Wut? +1
#123 - Abraham lincoln shared a bed with one of his protective guards… 08/17/2012 on Wut? 0
#121 - as if this is ever going to come in use. 08/17/2012 on Might be useful 0
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