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iLime

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Date Signed Up:11/24/2010
Last Login:3/05/2015
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Content Ranking:#4001
Comment Ranking:#24546
Highest Content Rank:#4000
Highest Comment Rank:#1322
Content Thumbs: 429 total,  513 ,  84
Comment Thumbs: 4429 total,  6471 ,  2042
Content Level Progress: 10% (1/10)
Level 36 Content: Peasant → Level 37 Content: Peasant
Comment Level Progress: 83% (83/100)
Level 237 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz → Level 238 Comments: Ambassador Of Lulz
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Content Views:15409
Times Content Favorited:14 times
Total Comments Made:1293
FJ Points:4225
Favorite Tags: Porn (2)

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#861 - *roll image*  [+] (7 new replies) 05/31/2014 on Funnyjunk RP Giveaway! 0
#862 - iLime (05/31/2014) [-]
**iLime rolled image**
#863 - iLime (05/31/2014) [-]
**iLime rolled image**
#864 - iLime (05/31/2014) [-]
**iLime rolled image**
#865 - iLime (05/31/2014) [-]
**iLime rolled image**
#867 - iLime (05/31/2014) [-]
**iLime rolled image**
#868 - iLime (05/31/2014) [-]
**iLime rolled image**
#869 - iLime (05/31/2014) [-]
**iLime rolled image**
#106 - Picture 05/30/2014 on If only.. +1
#11 - This does not butter my biscuit.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/30/2014 on Mattvark +7
User avatar #52 - gameless (05/30/2014) [-]
Left Brain Field Reporter | Loiter Squad | Adult Swim So what does float your boat?
#31 - pwnfrnzy (05/30/2014) [-]
#70 - maybe if it wasnt 2x2 pixles and readable 05/29/2014 on are you content? +2
#69 - You must have a minute vocabulary  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2014 on are you content? +13
#73 - anonexplains (05/29/2014) [-]
#72 - trollmobile (05/29/2014) [-]
i'm not british/american/canadian/australian/south american
User avatar #126 - elcreepo (05/30/2014) [-]
Minute, pronounced min-ut, is a unit of time

Minute, pronounced mine-oot, is a synonym for small

In English you'll have noticed we use different pronunciations to mean different things

It's really fucking cool
#157 - Honestly, my math teacher doesn't give a **** who… 05/29/2014 on This is an extreme rage 0
#21 - Yes, attempted suicide is a crime. 05/28/2014 on GET YOU ASS BACK IN THAT... 0
#137 - Picture 05/26/2014 on The Internet 0
#351 - admin have i made you proud father? 05/25/2014 on Incredible -4
#350 - as though i give a **** 05/25/2014 on Incredible -5
#93 - i have never reposted content or comments or anything. As i …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Incredible -44
User avatar #158 - oceanfrank (05/25/2014) [-]
jesus christ you're so fucking aspie you dont even see how wrong you are. It's like watching a 4 year old arguing about how justified she was to hit her mom for telling her to come inside and "embarassing" all her friends.
#155 - dyejordan (05/25/2014) [-]
#332 - isuriand (05/25/2014) [-]
another spiderman pick for you
User avatar #109 - wooyoungkim (05/25/2014) [-]
You seem to care.
#5 - At least he's not a faggot.  [+] (2 new replies) 05/25/2014 on #middleagesproblems +6
#9 - Harkonnen (05/25/2014) [-]
#13 - mytwocents has deleted their comment.
#87 - people get the same ideas. I just put a pic i thought more app…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Incredible -50
User avatar #90 - temporalguardian (05/25/2014) [-]
You apparently don't realize what reposting means. I'll just stop arguing with you then. I wouldnt be surprised if you reposted this content later on, and stickied that same reposted comment by yourself on it.
User avatar #212 - gamechap (05/25/2014) [-]
The hero FJ deserves
#101 - sympathyforme (05/25/2014) [-]
You're doing God's work son.
User avatar #93 - iLime (05/25/2014) [-]
i have never reposted content or comments or anything. As i fucking said i thought of that idea and commented it. He so happened to have the same idea in a way i thought wasn't put well so i fucking down thumbed it idk why the fuck you care so much
User avatar #158 - oceanfrank (05/25/2014) [-]
jesus christ you're so fucking aspie you dont even see how wrong you are. It's like watching a 4 year old arguing about how justified she was to hit her mom for telling her to come inside and "embarassing" all her friends.
#155 - dyejordan (05/25/2014) [-]
#332 - isuriand (05/25/2014) [-]
another spiderman pick for you
User avatar #109 - wooyoungkim (05/25/2014) [-]
You seem to care.
#82 - no i ******* posted this before i evan saw the gu…  [+] (12 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Incredible -57
User avatar #146 - markipliergame (05/25/2014) [-]
>wanting to make people laugh
>not caring about red thumbs or being thought of as a cunt

obviously you dont care about people laughing
User avatar #83 - temporalguardian (05/25/2014) [-]
Ah so you post a comment, see someone else said the same thing before you, and instead of then deleting your comment (so you wouldnt be a reposting thumbwhore like you are even if you dont admit it) you thumb him down. eat your well deserved red, fiend!
#256 - edwardyeap has deleted their comment.
User avatar #87 - iLime (05/25/2014) [-]
people get the same ideas. I just put a pic i thought more appropriate up and restated it in a way i thought was better. I dont really give a fuck about thumbs. I just had an idea and put it on the internet. Sometimes people have the same ideas.
User avatar #90 - temporalguardian (05/25/2014) [-]
You apparently don't realize what reposting means. I'll just stop arguing with you then. I wouldnt be surprised if you reposted this content later on, and stickied that same reposted comment by yourself on it.
User avatar #212 - gamechap (05/25/2014) [-]
The hero FJ deserves
#101 - sympathyforme (05/25/2014) [-]
You're doing God's work son.
User avatar #93 - iLime (05/25/2014) [-]
i have never reposted content or comments or anything. As i fucking said i thought of that idea and commented it. He so happened to have the same idea in a way i thought wasn't put well so i fucking down thumbed it idk why the fuck you care so much
User avatar #158 - oceanfrank (05/25/2014) [-]
jesus christ you're so fucking aspie you dont even see how wrong you are. It's like watching a 4 year old arguing about how justified she was to hit her mom for telling her to come inside and "embarassing" all her friends.
#155 - dyejordan (05/25/2014) [-]
#332 - isuriand (05/25/2014) [-]
another spiderman pick for you
User avatar #109 - wooyoungkim (05/25/2014) [-]
You seem to care.
#80 - i dont really give a **** im just trying to make …  [+] (14 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Incredible -63
User avatar #81 - temporalguardian (05/25/2014) [-]
You must be the guy that hears a joke while no ones paying attention, then repeats it louder and take the credit. therefore a ridiculous cunt, you ridiculous cunt.
User avatar #82 - iLime (05/25/2014) [-]
no i fucking posted this before i evan saw the guys comment okay? i dont really give a fuck if you think im a cunt.
User avatar #146 - markipliergame (05/25/2014) [-]
>wanting to make people laugh
>not caring about red thumbs or being thought of as a cunt

obviously you dont care about people laughing
User avatar #83 - temporalguardian (05/25/2014) [-]
Ah so you post a comment, see someone else said the same thing before you, and instead of then deleting your comment (so you wouldnt be a reposting thumbwhore like you are even if you dont admit it) you thumb him down. eat your well deserved red, fiend!
#256 - edwardyeap has deleted their comment.
User avatar #87 - iLime (05/25/2014) [-]
people get the same ideas. I just put a pic i thought more appropriate up and restated it in a way i thought was better. I dont really give a fuck about thumbs. I just had an idea and put it on the internet. Sometimes people have the same ideas.
User avatar #90 - temporalguardian (05/25/2014) [-]
You apparently don't realize what reposting means. I'll just stop arguing with you then. I wouldnt be surprised if you reposted this content later on, and stickied that same reposted comment by yourself on it.
User avatar #212 - gamechap (05/25/2014) [-]
The hero FJ deserves
#101 - sympathyforme (05/25/2014) [-]
You're doing God's work son.
User avatar #93 - iLime (05/25/2014) [-]
i have never reposted content or comments or anything. As i fucking said i thought of that idea and commented it. He so happened to have the same idea in a way i thought wasn't put well so i fucking down thumbed it idk why the fuck you care so much
User avatar #158 - oceanfrank (05/25/2014) [-]
jesus christ you're so fucking aspie you dont even see how wrong you are. It's like watching a 4 year old arguing about how justified she was to hit her mom for telling her to come inside and "embarassing" all her friends.
#155 - dyejordan (05/25/2014) [-]
#332 - isuriand (05/25/2014) [-]
another spiderman pick for you
User avatar #109 - wooyoungkim (05/25/2014) [-]
You seem to care.
#77 - i thought of this my self... i then scrolled down and saw that…  [+] (16 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Incredible -62
User avatar #79 - temporalguardian (05/25/2014) [-]
By thumb laws of fj, that still counts as being a ridiculous cunt therefore i must thumb you down. JUSTICE!
User avatar #80 - iLime (05/25/2014) [-]
i dont really give a fuck im just trying to make people laugh. this website isnt about who has the most green thumbs up their ass anyways so you can go fap to your little thumb fetish
User avatar #81 - temporalguardian (05/25/2014) [-]
You must be the guy that hears a joke while no ones paying attention, then repeats it louder and take the credit. therefore a ridiculous cunt, you ridiculous cunt.
User avatar #82 - iLime (05/25/2014) [-]
no i fucking posted this before i evan saw the guys comment okay? i dont really give a fuck if you think im a cunt.
User avatar #146 - markipliergame (05/25/2014) [-]
>wanting to make people laugh
>not caring about red thumbs or being thought of as a cunt

obviously you dont care about people laughing
User avatar #83 - temporalguardian (05/25/2014) [-]
Ah so you post a comment, see someone else said the same thing before you, and instead of then deleting your comment (so you wouldnt be a reposting thumbwhore like you are even if you dont admit it) you thumb him down. eat your well deserved red, fiend!
#256 - edwardyeap has deleted their comment.
User avatar #87 - iLime (05/25/2014) [-]
people get the same ideas. I just put a pic i thought more appropriate up and restated it in a way i thought was better. I dont really give a fuck about thumbs. I just had an idea and put it on the internet. Sometimes people have the same ideas.
User avatar #90 - temporalguardian (05/25/2014) [-]
You apparently don't realize what reposting means. I'll just stop arguing with you then. I wouldnt be surprised if you reposted this content later on, and stickied that same reposted comment by yourself on it.
User avatar #212 - gamechap (05/25/2014) [-]
The hero FJ deserves
#101 - sympathyforme (05/25/2014) [-]
You're doing God's work son.
User avatar #93 - iLime (05/25/2014) [-]
i have never reposted content or comments or anything. As i fucking said i thought of that idea and commented it. He so happened to have the same idea in a way i thought wasn't put well so i fucking down thumbed it idk why the fuck you care so much
User avatar #158 - oceanfrank (05/25/2014) [-]
jesus christ you're so fucking aspie you dont even see how wrong you are. It's like watching a 4 year old arguing about how justified she was to hit her mom for telling her to come inside and "embarassing" all her friends.
#155 - dyejordan (05/25/2014) [-]
#332 - isuriand (05/25/2014) [-]
another spiderman pick for you
User avatar #109 - wooyoungkim (05/25/2014) [-]
You seem to care.
#70 - then they jumped and went ooltgenSPLAAT.  [+] (32 new replies) 05/25/2014 on Incredible -335
User avatar #351 - iLime (05/25/2014) [-]
admin have i made you proud father?
User avatar #306 - becauseoprahsaidso (05/25/2014) [-]
You are the worst kind of person.
User avatar #350 - iLime (05/25/2014) [-]
as though i give a fuck
#298 - gaytard (05/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #287 - oaaaa (05/25/2014) [-]
u black man!
#286 - tranquilizer (05/25/2014) [-]
#177 - grandlordchicken (05/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #73 - temporalguardian (05/25/2014) [-]
weeoooweeooo thumb police mother fucker, did you just take some elses comment, thumb them down and repost it? on the same content, same page? HAVE YOU NO HONOR, FIEND?
User avatar #340 - majormoron (05/25/2014) [-]
Its been a while since a comment made me laugh this hard.
User avatar #84 - heytheremister (05/25/2014) [-]
Have you considered not being 14?
User avatar #144 - markipliergame (05/25/2014) [-]
have you considered having fun?
User avatar #311 - traffy (05/25/2014) [-]
are you the one?
User avatar #282 - trollzoll (05/25/2014) [-]
I love you markiplier.
User avatar #86 - temporalguardian (05/25/2014) [-]
Stand aside citizen, just enforcing imaginary laws here.
#303 - dross (05/25/2014) [-]
So much character assassination in this thread.

I love it.
User avatar #77 - iLime (05/25/2014) [-]
i thought of this my self... i then scrolled down and saw that and they said it stupidly so i thumbed down
User avatar #79 - temporalguardian (05/25/2014) [-]
By thumb laws of fj, that still counts as being a ridiculous cunt therefore i must thumb you down. JUSTICE!
User avatar #80 - iLime (05/25/2014) [-]
i dont really give a fuck im just trying to make people laugh. this website isnt about who has the most green thumbs up their ass anyways so you can go fap to your little thumb fetish
User avatar #81 - temporalguardian (05/25/2014) [-]
You must be the guy that hears a joke while no ones paying attention, then repeats it louder and take the credit. therefore a ridiculous cunt, you ridiculous cunt.
User avatar #82 - iLime (05/25/2014) [-]
no i fucking posted this before i evan saw the guys comment okay? i dont really give a fuck if you think im a cunt.
User avatar #146 - markipliergame (05/25/2014) [-]
>wanting to make people laugh
>not caring about red thumbs or being thought of as a cunt

obviously you dont care about people laughing
User avatar #83 - temporalguardian (05/25/2014) [-]
Ah so you post a comment, see someone else said the same thing before you, and instead of then deleting your comment (so you wouldnt be a reposting thumbwhore like you are even if you dont admit it) you thumb him down. eat your well deserved red, fiend!
#256 - edwardyeap has deleted their comment.
User avatar #87 - iLime (05/25/2014) [-]
people get the same ideas. I just put a pic i thought more appropriate up and restated it in a way i thought was better. I dont really give a fuck about thumbs. I just had an idea and put it on the internet. Sometimes people have the same ideas.
User avatar #90 - temporalguardian (05/25/2014) [-]
You apparently don't realize what reposting means. I'll just stop arguing with you then. I wouldnt be surprised if you reposted this content later on, and stickied that same reposted comment by yourself on it.
User avatar #212 - gamechap (05/25/2014) [-]
The hero FJ deserves
#101 - sympathyforme (05/25/2014) [-]
You're doing God's work son.
User avatar #93 - iLime (05/25/2014) [-]
i have never reposted content or comments or anything. As i fucking said i thought of that idea and commented it. He so happened to have the same idea in a way i thought wasn't put well so i fucking down thumbed it idk why the fuck you care so much
User avatar #158 - oceanfrank (05/25/2014) [-]
jesus christ you're so fucking aspie you dont even see how wrong you are. It's like watching a 4 year old arguing about how justified she was to hit her mom for telling her to come inside and "embarassing" all her friends.
#155 - dyejordan (05/25/2014) [-]
#332 - isuriand (05/25/2014) [-]
another spiderman pick for you
User avatar #109 - wooyoungkim (05/25/2014) [-]
You seem to care.
#5 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/21/2014 on That little boy's Face +55
User avatar #7 - zebanktoon (05/21/2014) [-]
This is my favorite gif ever.
#107 - not here buddy 05/21/2014 on Wise Words 0
#106 - Thats just a ******* statement he made. Yah he's … 05/21/2014 on Wise Words -3
#44 - Holy **** I will download everything ever made sw… 05/20/2014 on I would trade my left... 0
#43 - Still better than our current $60 a month for 5 mbps comcast b…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on I would trade my left... 0
User avatar #47 - Awesomenessniss (05/20/2014) [-]
Why does it feel like Comcast appeared out of nowhere and spread like an infection to monopolize all over the place?
#42 - This makes me so erect. 05/20/2014 on I would trade my left... 0
#41 - Call of Duty will now actually be based upon skill and not lag…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on I would trade my left... +15
User avatar #69 - rhiaanor (05/20/2014) [-]
niga you would still lag
#20 - OP  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2014 on Just a story. +47
#124 - wondersquid (05/20/2014) [-]
Dear iLime,
I love you. No really I do. I'm not saying this because you're calling me a faggot, I'm saying I love you because you've taken the time out of your day to acknowledge my presence on this vast plane of information we call the internet. You could've called any number of people a faggot, but instead you chose me. For that.... I am thankful. I also understand that by expressing yourself in the manner in which you did that something was woken up inside of you. Now you may not want to believe it, and you may just dismiss these feelings forever. But don't. Hold on to them, because one day you will understand them. Maybe two weeks from now when another post gives you these same feelings, or maybe some dumb attention whore trying to get people to tell her she's beautiful, I think you are by the way, or maybe you'll never understand them. Just know that if no WHEN you understand them, I will be waiting for you. That is the beauty of our relationship iLime. There's millions and millions of odds stacked against us and yet you've still found your way to me, to us, to this pretty unintelligible rant I'm just pulling out of my ass because I'm bored. But I'm not just bored. I'm bored with you iLime...... Don't change who you are or what you do. Just know that I love you.

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