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#30 - What nice nice little light joke to end off at. 04/24/2014 on tom and jerry 0
#103 - I like it better subbed. That way I can hear the emotion of th… 04/23/2014 on Disappointed Otakus Everywhere 0
#64 - There are over a hundred verses in the bible about how god lov… 04/23/2014 on Lesbos 0
#63 - Please explain to me how i'm trolling?  [+] (1 new reply) 04/23/2014 on Lesbos 0
User avatar #65 - lolollo (04/23/2014) [-]
Because this isn't the early 2000's anymore. We know how the hypothalamus effects human sexuality. The fact that you're so out of the loop with that is less flattering than the idea that you're trolling.
#12 - The pow one is obviously ******** 04/23/2014 on Did You Know 0
#11 - that one is obviously ******** 04/23/2014 on Did You Know -1
#9 - Picture 04/23/2014 on It's Time +1
#15 - This is so stupid, have they run out of ideas or something? We… 04/23/2014 on 14 Celebrities That Look... +1
#22 - 1st world problems always come before the lives of those who l… 04/22/2014 on "News" Worthy 0
#25 - Judaism and Christianity were one in the same thing before Chr…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Jewing Intensifies 0
User avatar #28 - mugenchamploo (04/22/2014) [-]
You got that backwards buddy, Christianity stems from what Jesus taught to Mary Magdalene
#56 - I'm fine getting by just using my dick but whatever suits you... 04/22/2014 on Lesbos 0
#86 - Please reread your comment and type it so it makes sense lol 04/22/2014 on colonization 0
#55 - You are really dumb. I said before that God loves everyone, he…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Lesbos 0
User avatar #62 - lolollo (04/23/2014) [-]
Troll harder, I don't believe your conviction.
User avatar #63 - iLime (04/23/2014) [-]
Please explain to me how i'm trolling?
User avatar #65 - lolollo (04/23/2014) [-]
Because this isn't the early 2000's anymore. We know how the hypothalamus effects human sexuality. The fact that you're so out of the loop with that is less flattering than the idea that you're trolling.
#57 - shrolen (04/22/2014) [-]
You are so dense that I am amazed you haven't fallen straight to the center of the Earth. First off, your distaste towards homosexuals is reflected in your belief that God would also view homosexuality distastefully. Also, God very clearly doesn't love everyone according to the Bible.
You are again ignoring the scientific evidence showing that sexual preference is not a choice. You don't choose to be homosexual in the exact same way that you don't choose to be heterosexual. Homosexuality is found in animals that are incapable of making the active decision of being homosexual. Homosexuality has also been found to be tied to genetics.
I have a question for you. Why would someone choose to be homosexual?
You will never find a heterosexual that wants to be a homosexual.
Why does it seem more likely to you that someone would choose to be homosexual instead of being born as a homosexual?
Just because something seems unnatural to you, doesn't mean that it is evil.
I could never see myself having sex with another man, but that doesn't mean I can judge those who do. Homosexual sex doesn't affect anyone outside of the bedroom.
And before you use the "God says homosexuality it is a sin so we can't allow it" lets look at all the teachings that you are probably ignoring because it is easier to not follow them;
"Master, Moses wrote unto us, If a man's brother die, and leave his wife behind him, and leave no children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother." (Mark 12:19)
"I permit no woman to teach or have authority over men; she is to keep silent." (Timothy 2:11)
"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Psalm 137:9)

If you choose what you want to follow from the Bible and ignore the rest, than you yourself are a sinner that will be sent to Hell.









User avatar #64 - iLime (04/23/2014) [-]
There are over a hundred verses in the bible about how god loves everyone and there are 0 saying that he doesn't love someone. He hates the sin, yet loves the sinner. I also never called gays evil, all I said is that i don't support homosexuality because it is against my religion and humans were specifically created to have a certain gender to mate with the other gender. I don't dislike it because of the bible alone but also because I don't think that it is right. And show me the scientific evidence that proves that some boys are born with an attraction to other boys. Its probably something from their upbringing that caused it. Please show me the evidence.
#71 - There are french speaking African countries on the northern pa…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/22/2014 on colonization +1
#75 - Womens Study Major (04/22/2014) [-]
I thought they sold as slaves only those who were slow so got caught.
User avatar #86 - iLime (04/22/2014) [-]
Please reread your comment and type it so it makes sense lol
#51 - People don't get this. Atheists on this site think that every …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2014 on Lesbos 0
#53 - stalini (04/22/2014) [-]
They are just uneducated
#50 - Trying to make fun of me because you don't agree? real mature,…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Lesbos 0
#54 - shrolen (04/22/2014) [-]
I was really hoping that you were just a troll.

Despite all the scientific evidence showing that homosexuality isn't a choice, people like you need to deny it.

Do you know why people still claim homosexuality is a choice?
Because if you believed that being gay wasn't a choice, you couldn't say that it was a sin. You want to believe that homosexuals deserve to be punished because of something they choose to do, instead of something that they were born with. You want to believe that homosexuals are sinner because you want to believe that your God would hate them for their actions. You want to be able to blame them. You want your distaste towards homosexuals to be righteous.

You want to judge but be not judged.
You want to hate because you are hateful.

Homosexuality isn't a choice,
but being willfully ignorant so that you can justify your distaste towards something is.
User avatar #55 - iLime (04/22/2014) [-]
You are really dumb. I said before that God loves everyone, he doesn't hate gays, he doesn't hate murderers, he doesn't hate terrorists. And please tell me how being gay isn't a choice, because I really wanna know how someone is born being attracted to the same gender. A penis fits into a vagina for a certain reason and our anus wasn't created to get fucked by a guy, its for shiting.
User avatar #62 - lolollo (04/23/2014) [-]
Troll harder, I don't believe your conviction.
User avatar #63 - iLime (04/23/2014) [-]
Please explain to me how i'm trolling?
User avatar #65 - lolollo (04/23/2014) [-]
Because this isn't the early 2000's anymore. We know how the hypothalamus effects human sexuality. The fact that you're so out of the loop with that is less flattering than the idea that you're trolling.
#57 - shrolen (04/22/2014) [-]
You are so dense that I am amazed you haven't fallen straight to the center of the Earth. First off, your distaste towards homosexuals is reflected in your belief that God would also view homosexuality distastefully. Also, God very clearly doesn't love everyone according to the Bible.
You are again ignoring the scientific evidence showing that sexual preference is not a choice. You don't choose to be homosexual in the exact same way that you don't choose to be heterosexual. Homosexuality is found in animals that are incapable of making the active decision of being homosexual. Homosexuality has also been found to be tied to genetics.
I have a question for you. Why would someone choose to be homosexual?
You will never find a heterosexual that wants to be a homosexual.
Why does it seem more likely to you that someone would choose to be homosexual instead of being born as a homosexual?
Just because something seems unnatural to you, doesn't mean that it is evil.
I could never see myself having sex with another man, but that doesn't mean I can judge those who do. Homosexual sex doesn't affect anyone outside of the bedroom.
And before you use the "God says homosexuality it is a sin so we can't allow it" lets look at all the teachings that you are probably ignoring because it is easier to not follow them;
"Master, Moses wrote unto us, If a man's brother die, and leave his wife behind him, and leave no children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother." (Mark 12:19)
"I permit no woman to teach or have authority over men; she is to keep silent." (Timothy 2:11)
"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Psalm 137:9)

If you choose what you want to follow from the Bible and ignore the rest, than you yourself are a sinner that will be sent to Hell.









User avatar #64 - iLime (04/23/2014) [-]
There are over a hundred verses in the bible about how god loves everyone and there are 0 saying that he doesn't love someone. He hates the sin, yet loves the sinner. I also never called gays evil, all I said is that i don't support homosexuality because it is against my religion and humans were specifically created to have a certain gender to mate with the other gender. I don't dislike it because of the bible alone but also because I don't think that it is right. And show me the scientific evidence that proves that some boys are born with an attraction to other boys. Its probably something from their upbringing that caused it. Please show me the evidence.
#48 - Im pretty sure someone decides whether they like dick or vagin… 04/22/2014 on Lesbos -1
#7 - This picture is beyond retarded. God created people who chose …  [+] (12 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Lesbos -10
User avatar #14 - deadnanners (04/22/2014) [-]
thinking that sexuality is a choice just shows how little you knof of basic human biology//genology
User avatar #48 - iLime (04/22/2014) [-]
Im pretty sure someone decides whether they like dick or vagina. They don't pop out of the whom like "diicckkkk, i need diickk."
User avatar #10 - lolollo (04/22/2014) [-]
I bet you believe illness is caused by evil spirits.

Better break out dem leeches!
User avatar #50 - iLime (04/22/2014) [-]
Trying to make fun of me because you don't agree? real mature, but homosexuality is a choice. You are not born gay.
#54 - shrolen (04/22/2014) [-]
I was really hoping that you were just a troll.

Despite all the scientific evidence showing that homosexuality isn't a choice, people like you need to deny it.

Do you know why people still claim homosexuality is a choice?
Because if you believed that being gay wasn't a choice, you couldn't say that it was a sin. You want to believe that homosexuals deserve to be punished because of something they choose to do, instead of something that they were born with. You want to believe that homosexuals are sinner because you want to believe that your God would hate them for their actions. You want to be able to blame them. You want your distaste towards homosexuals to be righteous.

You want to judge but be not judged.
You want to hate because you are hateful.

Homosexuality isn't a choice,
but being willfully ignorant so that you can justify your distaste towards something is.
User avatar #55 - iLime (04/22/2014) [-]
You are really dumb. I said before that God loves everyone, he doesn't hate gays, he doesn't hate murderers, he doesn't hate terrorists. And please tell me how being gay isn't a choice, because I really wanna know how someone is born being attracted to the same gender. A penis fits into a vagina for a certain reason and our anus wasn't created to get fucked by a guy, its for shiting.
User avatar #62 - lolollo (04/23/2014) [-]
Troll harder, I don't believe your conviction.
User avatar #63 - iLime (04/23/2014) [-]
Please explain to me how i'm trolling?
User avatar #65 - lolollo (04/23/2014) [-]
Because this isn't the early 2000's anymore. We know how the hypothalamus effects human sexuality. The fact that you're so out of the loop with that is less flattering than the idea that you're trolling.
#57 - shrolen (04/22/2014) [-]
You are so dense that I am amazed you haven't fallen straight to the center of the Earth. First off, your distaste towards homosexuals is reflected in your belief that God would also view homosexuality distastefully. Also, God very clearly doesn't love everyone according to the Bible.
You are again ignoring the scientific evidence showing that sexual preference is not a choice. You don't choose to be homosexual in the exact same way that you don't choose to be heterosexual. Homosexuality is found in animals that are incapable of making the active decision of being homosexual. Homosexuality has also been found to be tied to genetics.
I have a question for you. Why would someone choose to be homosexual?
You will never find a heterosexual that wants to be a homosexual.
Why does it seem more likely to you that someone would choose to be homosexual instead of being born as a homosexual?
Just because something seems unnatural to you, doesn't mean that it is evil.
I could never see myself having sex with another man, but that doesn't mean I can judge those who do. Homosexual sex doesn't affect anyone outside of the bedroom.
And before you use the "God says homosexuality it is a sin so we can't allow it" lets look at all the teachings that you are probably ignoring because it is easier to not follow them;
"Master, Moses wrote unto us, If a man's brother die, and leave his wife behind him, and leave no children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother." (Mark 12:19)
"I permit no woman to teach or have authority over men; she is to keep silent." (Timothy 2:11)
"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones." (Psalm 137:9)

If you choose what you want to follow from the Bible and ignore the rest, than you yourself are a sinner that will be sent to Hell.









User avatar #64 - iLime (04/23/2014) [-]
There are over a hundred verses in the bible about how god loves everyone and there are 0 saying that he doesn't love someone. He hates the sin, yet loves the sinner. I also never called gays evil, all I said is that i don't support homosexuality because it is against my religion and humans were specifically created to have a certain gender to mate with the other gender. I don't dislike it because of the bible alone but also because I don't think that it is right. And show me the scientific evidence that proves that some boys are born with an attraction to other boys. Its probably something from their upbringing that caused it. Please show me the evidence.
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#110 - that's just ******* gross. 04/15/2014 on Shit is cash. +2
#58 - for the love of god watch this with english captions funny … 04/15/2014 on Weather 0
#23 - moistened nugget 04/12/2014 on Moistened Nugget M91/30 +2
#85 - The neckbeard is strong with this one. 04/11/2014 on couldnt resist +5
#19 - Why do people act like this is the worst thing possible I step…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/11/2014 on Spartan Children Being... -1
User avatar #23 - avatarvszelda (04/11/2014) [-]
how many kids do you keep in your basement? If you do this all the time you must have at least 2 or 3....
#241 - I hate how people act like sex changes are okay like you were … 04/11/2014 on whore -1
#110 - Just beat the gay out of him, not that hard.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on This made me mad then realized -4
User avatar #111 - phawsy (04/10/2014) [-]
I dont think a father would beat off their son...

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