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iFail

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Video Games Played: GTA, Skyrim, Zelda: OOT, CoD
X-box Gamertag: LouisF97
Interests: Films, Music, Video Games, Fishing etc.
Date Signed Up:11/24/2009
Last Login:4/19/2015
Location:Scotland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#5587
Highest Content Rank:#1314
Highest Comment Rank:#268
Content Thumbs: 4410 total,  5059 ,  649
Comment Thumbs: 20426 total,  21870 ,  1444
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 144 Content: Faptastic → Level 145 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 16.5% (165/1000)
Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:11
Content Views:5581
Times Content Favorited:288 times
Total Comments Made:1854
FJ Points:8109

latest user's comments

#29 - Guys are into sex. Rough sex, soft sex, hard sex, fast sex, sl…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Skyrim sluts +7
#250 - kiermatv (08/07/2013) [-]
You can have Bus sex?
User avatar #251 - iFail (08/07/2013) [-]
Of course, why did you think they put all those poles and bars in every public bus? To prevent old people from falling over?
Well, yeah, I suppose that is why they put them in there, but it doesn't mean you can't use them for freaky sex in freaky positions.
#55 - gilfhunter (08/06/2013) [-]
I feel the strange urge to tug on my penis now.....
#30 - I was inspired by the lightbulb to make this.  [+] (9 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Optical Illusion +167
#104 - xdiabolicx (08/06/2013) [-]
Lightus Bulbus
User avatar #80 - theturkeyburger (08/06/2013) [-]
My keyboard is now drenched with cola
User avatar #71 - wtfduud (08/06/2013) [-]
Now we wait for it to be rolled.
User avatar #60 - dragoran (08/06/2013) [-]
thats really deep when you think about it

fuck the twats that stand in your way and bash your virtuous intentions, whilst fucking the righteous ass you deserve and worked so hard for

shit im tearing up here
#95 - frantasium (08/06/2013) [-]
I'm also tearing up.
User avatar #52 - mrloverlover (08/06/2013) [-]
shall now be my desktop background
#49 - notstill (08/06/2013) [-]
I think it's better how lightbulb worded it.
#31 - palindromia (08/06/2013) [-]
funnier than post
User avatar #48 - notstill (08/06/2013) [-]
Without the post it wouldn't be there
#84 - Another GTA:VC one. There's a wall you can jump through on… 08/06/2013 on Video Game Trivia 10 +2
#6 - Comment deleted 08/05/2013 on 12th doctor 0
#119 - Choose life, buddy! 08/05/2013 on Just Sharing The News... +3
#9 - Pic related. My friend was going on holiday a week or so a… 08/04/2013 on Cheater +1
#8 - Comment deleted 08/04/2013 on Cheater 0
#6 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2013 on Old people are awesome -11
User avatar #40 - kristovsky (08/04/2013) [-]
strange, even thought similar GIFs were thumbed down.....

it just disturbs me seeing it done to a Karl Pilkington GIF
#53 - seymourtets (08/04/2013) [-]
Like a similar .gif gets thumbed down for no reason... nice job FJ
#57 - P.s Very sorry to anyone who reads this status and has lost so… 08/02/2013 on Good Job, Dude +1
#53 - I have no real sympathy for drunk drivers who end up killing t…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Good Job, Dude +13
User avatar #177 - ipopballoons (08/03/2013) [-]
Yes he would
User avatar #154 - Mrdannyman (08/03/2013) [-]
Personally, I think someones final actions don't make that person, if I died driving drunk, but I didn't often drink, I would think it would suck if people say I was a useless drunk (Yes I understand that Ryan Dunn drank a lot, just bear with me) Ryan was a pretty cool guy, I met him in person and actually had a conversation, he was really nice and pretty humble, hero he was not, but I did feel sorry that a nice human being died.
INB4-Red thumbs for opinion

TLDR: Even though he was a drunk driver, Ryan Dunn was a cool guy, eh shoves cars up his ass and doesn't afraid of anything
#116 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [-]
You know what? I agree with you. No one deserves death or harm to come to them, but it's hard to be sympathetic to drunk drivers.

Even as a fan of Dunn, it's hard for me to feel sorry for him. I feel worse for his passenger who also died, along with his friends and family that had to deal with the loss. I think people still want to idealize him, not because of how he went out, but because he was a funny, nice dude who was apart of a series they loved until made a very big, stupid, fatal mistake.
User avatar #108 - BIGSEXYISBACKAGAIN (08/03/2013) [-]
I agree. I took a lot of red thumbs when Ryan Dunn died because I spoke my mind but I'd do it again.
User avatar #57 - iFail (08/02/2013) [-]
P.s Very sorry to anyone who reads this status and has lost someone close to them through drunk driving. I realize my initial comment sounded a bit like I was saying "it's for the best, it's their mistake, fuck them", but it's not really how I intended to come across when I started typing the comment.

Decent people are lost through stupid mistakes, just because their actions were silly does not mean they deserved the fate. Very sorry if my initial comment offended anyone.
#30 - I'm ******* sick of tumblr posts. This wasn't even funn…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/02/2013 on Instinct +33
#105 - anonymous (08/03/2013) [-]
You complain and get 19 thumbs. I complain and get banned. Wauw.
#70 - llamasandwhich (08/03/2013) [-]
**llamasandwhich rolled a random image posted in comment #182 at damn **

Get out.
User avatar #98 - cakezs (08/03/2013) [-]
You're telling him to leave? This is Funnyjunk, not Tumblr. Tumblr needs to get the fuck off this website before it drives it even farther into the ground.
User avatar #145 - jakecrafted (08/06/2013) [-]
While i'm not a fan of tumbler, tumbler does not choose to be here, its people on this site that take the content and post it here.
#53 - Be thankful, once you have to sit through 60 ****** tum… 08/02/2013 on Homer 0
#13 - Why is this so sexy?!? 07/29/2013 on I'll just leave this right... +6
#23 - What about the Jimmy/Timmy Power Hour?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on mash ups +22
#51 - presentdent (07/28/2013) [-]
I was too old to appreciate this by the time it happened...
#21 - >MFW This was made into a mini series after it was so succe… 07/28/2013 on 8 out of 10 cats does... +5
#123 - Yeah, several times. I wouldn't say the irritating posts on he… 07/27/2013 on MOON MOON! +1
#46 - I hate tumblr and the amount of tumblr posts that have been up…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/27/2013 on MOON MOON! +34
User avatar #122 - mondominiman (07/27/2013) [-]
Just curious, have you ever visited tumblr aside from just seeing their posts here.
User avatar #123 - iFail (07/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, several times. I wouldn't say the irritating posts on here represents tumblr fairly though, however I still don't care for the 'real' tumblr either.
User avatar #116 - olisaurus (07/27/2013) [-]
funnyjunk is as cancerous as tumblr some times, only that people get thumbed up here
#94 - aguywithlonghair (07/27/2013) [-]
#89 - oreck (07/27/2013) [-]
Yes. This is how most funnyjunkers feel I imagine. Yet OP finds tumblr too fucking funny
#79 - uvqdkh (07/27/2013) [-]
Your, my good sir, have just summed up all of my feelings about tumblr and FJ lately. I have no related picture, so here's Batman fighting Jaws with a lightsaber
User avatar #78 - akkere (07/27/2013) [-]
The thing I'm really irking about this whole tumblr situation is people here are starting to try to follow those trends here. I've seen a quite a few posters start typing out their posts without punctuation or capitalization in some shitty attempt at copying something that wasn't even funny to begin with.

Moon Moon is the very definition of a "forced meme". There's no joke, it's never used in anyway to focus a punchline, it's just "LOL MOON MOON U SO SILLY". If you think that's funny, then not for nothing, but you were probably that kid in middle school that laughed at his own farts.
#76 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
Somebody's gotta start the slow clap.
#69 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
umad bro
#62 - escape (07/27/2013) [-]
Thank god i'm not the only one, i'm actually starting to miss the rage comics compared to all caps nonsense from Tumblr.
User avatar #47 - originalanonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
That had nothing to do with a box of chocolate your pic deceived me.
#11 - Now that's some pretty effective advert placement!  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2013 on this cracked me up +128
User avatar #72 - gitanisme (08/01/2013) [-]
Actually no.
User avatar #68 - deathstare (07/27/2013) [-]
You brought that to my attention
#34 - weissessand (07/26/2013) [-]
I didn't even see it.
#13 - decieverofthegods (07/26/2013) [-]
#51 - snackman (07/27/2013) [-]
#6 - But, you'll be dead a lot longer than you will be alive.  [+] (10 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Oh, Tumblr +55
#36 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
But, unless an afterlife exists, you wont experience being dead
#24 - anonymous (07/26/2013) [-]
you don't experience death. it just happens to you. you have no choices or decisions.
#23 - loluwutwo (07/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - ferbisboy (07/26/2013) [-]
gets me everytime dammit..
User avatar #14 - stardustdragonlord (07/26/2013) [-]
You're really only dead as long as you're remembered, and after that you're nothing. Death happens, and then you're dead. But what is dead? at what point are you not dead anymore? Once you're no longer remembered to you matter enough to be considered dead? Maybe this is where the "restless spirit" thing comes from
#22 - anonymous (07/26/2013) [-]
Go to bed.
User avatar #7 - cancer (07/26/2013) [-]
But do we experience being dead? Yes we experience our death but whats after that?
Reincarnation - Living is still the longest thing unless there's some big ass queue to get back to the living.

Heaven - yup longer than life

Hell - Longer than life

Atheism - experience nothing after death, life was longer.

Immortality - well yeah...
#34 - anonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
Atheism has nothing to do with the afterlife. Atheism is merely lack of belief in a God. You can be an atheist and believe in an afterlife, or be unsure of one.
User avatar #13 - hydromatic (07/26/2013) [-]
2deep4me
User avatar #8 - tonkkax (07/26/2013) [-]
Afterlife is about as much fun as beforelife.

You have no idea what either were like.
#30 - I think I actually understood this one. "It doesn't …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Extinguish +2
User avatar #32 - bobthejob (08/13/2013) [-]
I think it means some people do more harm then good when trying to help someone even though the obvious solution was right in front of them
#29 - Comment deleted 07/26/2013 on Extinguish 0
#67 - Oh, I see, well if it's been something that's lasted since you… 07/25/2013 on Sniffing mommas panties 0
#59 - This is kind of weird, and I'm not implying it's the same girl…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Sniffing mommas panties 0
User avatar #65 - fantomen (07/25/2013) [-]
I don't want to screw her or anything.
I just kept the porn purely for using it as leverage for minor blackmail or extortion.
I've seen her naked every week since she was born, I perceive her as a completely non-sexual person, even though I know that's not true.

I honestly wouldn't be too surprised if she was into me.
She has been unusually clingy and physical lately, but I'm not sure if it's anything sexual. But then again when she was dumped by her 2 most recent boyfriends, all she did for a whole day was make her watch TV with her while she just hugged me for hours.

But it's not like when she was 13 and would try to sneak peeks of me naked, or grab my groin and pretend it was an accident. I she wanted to go further than that, but I never let her, because I was afraid of doing something I would regret. But she was only a curious kid then, so all is forgiven.

It's all very complex. If she wasn't my sister I would stay away from her because she's one of those crazy women you hear horror stories about. Like celebrating 1 week anniversaries and wanting to move in with a guy after a one night stand, and then refusing to take that hint that he doesn't want a relationship.
User avatar #67 - iFail (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh, I see, well if it's been something that's lasted since yous were kids then all small chances of my omegle slut being your sister are gone, as she said it was something she had only felt growing on her recently.
Which I suppose is a good thing, because me and her had lots of nasty brother/sister roleplay, and I'd hate to think I had defiled the sister of another funnyjunker.

I'm not into incest, so I can understand that you wouldn't have sex with your sister, it's not like that's unusual, hahah.
#125 - But does the amount of effort put into cheering you up really … 07/24/2013 on mfw parents say stop being sad 0
#51 - In the original story, it's an old man and a young boy walking… 07/24/2013 on Society +1

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#26 - helpmeplz has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #22 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
That's a little overpriced, the souls are pretty common
User avatar #23 to #22 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, I don't send a lot of trading requests, I'm not too great with the values and stuff of items so I just put in what I need.
I'm happy to give you all my pride souls, could you send me a trading requests with all the demonic/angelic ingots you'd give me for them?
User avatar #24 to #23 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
I'd be glad to, and thank you for understanding.
User avatar #25 to #24 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for that buddy, happy trading.
Let me know if there's anything else you ever need, I'm always looking for demonic/angelic ingots.
User avatar #18 - missfoxgirl (12/08/2012) [-]
I never got to say thank you. Now i did :)
- Foxgirl
User avatar #19 to #18 - iFail (12/09/2012) [-]
Ha, it's no problem. Much like yourself, I was only being honest. :)
I like girls who can be upfront about that kind of thing, it's a relief.
- iFail
User avatar #20 to #19 - iFail (12/10/2012) [-]
(P.s, it would be lovely to talk to you more often.) ;)
User avatar #21 to #20 - missfoxgirl (12/15/2012) [-]
Just send me a pm, i love talking to new people ;)
#16 - fjcrossbow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #16 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure. Send me a trade request.
User avatar #14 - givingtree (10/20/2012) [-]
Could you bump up the amount a little more? Not by too much, I don't want to rip you off or anything, just a few more gems if possible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Hold on.
User avatar #8 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
I can trade to you 2 arms + torso for the wooden key. o.o

Or i can add more stuff if you add some demonic ingots :D
User avatar #9 to #8 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
2 arms and torso for the key will work, I'll send you a trade request.
User avatar #10 to #9 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
`k, it`s a deal :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Nice doing business with you!
User avatar #12 to #11 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
same here. If you need anything else just let me know.
User avatar #13 to #12 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Alright, thanks, will do.
#6 - TomShutter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
gotta do a stairway to heave one man....or something like light my fire, but i dont think that's long enough.
#7 to #4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
heaven*
#3 - kohunt (07/06/2010) [-]
the meme rhapsody was the **** ! great job!
User avatar #2 - elektra (07/06/2010) [-]
Hey..what a epic job on Bohemian Rhapsody . Moar !
User avatar #1 - PaddyZilla (04/17/2010) [-]
Comment Virginity is mine.
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