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Gender: male
Age: 20
Video Games Played: GTA, Skyrim, Zelda: OOT, CoD
X-box Gamertag: LouisF97
Interests: Films, Music, Video Games, Fishing etc.
Date Signed Up:11/24/2009
Last Login:10/23/2014
Location:Scotland
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Comment Ranking:#5835
Highest Content Rank:#1314
Highest Comment Rank:#268
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Total Comments Made:1806
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#59 - This is kind of weird, and I'm not implying it's the same girl…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Sniffing mommas panties 0
User avatar #65 - fantomen (07/25/2013) [-]
I don't want to screw her or anything.
I just kept the porn purely for using it as leverage for minor blackmail or extortion.
I've seen her naked every week since she was born, I perceive her as a completely non-sexual person, even though I know that's not true.

I honestly wouldn't be too surprised if she was into me.
She has been unusually clingy and physical lately, but I'm not sure if it's anything sexual. But then again when she was dumped by her 2 most recent boyfriends, all she did for a whole day was make her watch TV with her while she just hugged me for hours.

But it's not like when she was 13 and would try to sneak peeks of me naked, or grab my groin and pretend it was an accident. I she wanted to go further than that, but I never let her, because I was afraid of doing something I would regret. But she was only a curious kid then, so all is forgiven.

It's all very complex. If she wasn't my sister I would stay away from her because she's one of those crazy women you hear horror stories about. Like celebrating 1 week anniversaries and wanting to move in with a guy after a one night stand, and then refusing to take that hint that he doesn't want a relationship.
User avatar #67 - iFail (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh, I see, well if it's been something that's lasted since yous were kids then all small chances of my omegle slut being your sister are gone, as she said it was something she had only felt growing on her recently.
Which I suppose is a good thing, because me and her had lots of nasty brother/sister roleplay, and I'd hate to think I had defiled the sister of another funnyjunker.

I'm not into incest, so I can understand that you wouldn't have sex with your sister, it's not like that's unusual, hahah.
#125 - But does the amount of effort put into cheering you up really … 07/24/2013 on mfw parents say stop being sad 0
#51 - In the original story, it's an old man and a young boy walking… 07/24/2013 on Society +1
#16 - Lol, amateur. 07/24/2013 on Hot Sax All Night +5
#96 - Wow, god forbid your parents should ever try to cheer you up w…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2013 on mfw parents say stop being sad -4
#107 - decoyoctopus (07/24/2013) [-]
there's a very distinct difference between your parents telling you to just "stop being sad" , as apposed them actually making an effort to cheer you up... not that they're obligated to of course, but at least it shows that they give two fucks about your mental well being. which i'm sure most people would appreciate in hindsight, if not initially....
User avatar #125 - iFail (07/24/2013) [-]
But does the amount of effort put into cheering you up really matter as long as it's an effort? Just because you're being a moany little shit doesn't mean that your parents have to go out their way to hire a barbershop quartet and buy you a new puppy to make you feel better. They're asking you to stop being sad, and although they could do a lot more, they could do a lot less. Getting sarcastic and criticizing their efforts to make you feel better is ignorance.
#83 - theluppijackal, you have some explaining to do..  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2013 on Double meaning.. +4
#84 - theluppijackal (07/24/2013) [-]
I don't have to explain myself to you.
#169 - I just couldn't resist making this.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Bad Kids' Jokes Comp FINALE! +18
#187 - thatswhatido (07/23/2013) [-]
#62 - >horny farts 07/22/2013 on The Girls from NSFW 0
#123 - Yeah I know, I was attempting to making a joke of my own.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on Suicide wise words 0
User avatar #124 - Lycanz (07/22/2013) [-]
Oh didn't catch that. My bad then haha
#120 - UShumor? Is that what you guys across the pond find funny?! …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Suicide wise words 0
User avatar #122 - Lycanz (07/22/2013) [-]
just because UShumor hosted the picture doesn't mean they think it is funny. FunnyJunk is now hosting the picture and we don't think it's funny.
User avatar #123 - iFail (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, I was attempting to making a joke of my own.
User avatar #124 - Lycanz (07/22/2013) [-]
Oh didn't catch that. My bad then haha
#6 - Oh really? Cartoons have logical flaws? Well, shag the pope, I… 07/21/2013 on Logic 0
#8 - ARE YOU ******* SORRY?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2013 on T-t-t-tornado KICK! +22
User avatar #12 - luthervonappledorf (07/21/2013) [-]
That green text story is still the funniest one I have ever had the pleasure to read.
#24 - ohokay (07/21/2013) [-]
Have another laugh stanger
#104 - There's only one real way to tell if the one on the left is Af…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2013 on God Damn Biology Majors +26
#162 - theakwardturtle (07/21/2013) [-]
Just watched this movie yesterday, I'm glad I did to get this.
#132 - pulluspardus (07/21/2013) [-]
Don't you mean nigger
you white nigger runnin' spoiled brat motherfucker?
#35 - Awww, come on buddy, don't get yourself down 07/18/2013 on Silly Unprotected Wireless... +47
#67 - Picture 07/17/2013 on confession bear meme +4
#4215 - Comment deleted 07/17/2013 on Thumb Orgy the Right Way +4
#3 - I'm just checking how to use the spoiler tags. Snape kil…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Aerodactyl +13
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User avatar #44 - Shadow Guardian (07/16/2013) [-]
George Zimmerman was declared innocent.
#62 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/16/2013) [-]
not declared innocent just acquited from charges

yes theres a difference
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (07/16/2013) [-]
Jesus dies in the bible
User avatar #46 - jakerszzzz (07/16/2013) [-]
Ironman destroys all of his suits, Thus rendering him useless in the Avengers.
#25 - "a few days ago" That's a neat trick, OP, he's…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/15/2013 on 4chan, not all that bad +62
#92 - jakols (07/15/2013) [-]
That was Really fucking unnecessary OP...
#83 - farticle has deleted their comment.
User avatar #65 - nanashialpha (07/15/2013) [-]
at least he got to experience a great memory before he died
#62 - jakeattack (07/15/2013) [-]
dem feels
#61 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/15/2013) [-]
Im going to hell for laughing at this.
#58 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/15/2013) [-]
the real sad part is that 35 people think this news is funny
#57 - jsprmp (07/15/2013) [-]
Leave a message in the guestbook, sign only as Anonymous
#53 - superanonymouspers (07/15/2013) [-]
#47 - luiselvergas (07/15/2013) [-]
#43 - ilovel (07/15/2013) [-]
......Oh.
User avatar #40 - revisandbutthead (07/15/2013) [-]
Fuck. The content, to comment #7, to your comment was the biggest feel- laugh- feel transition ever.
User avatar #37 - LiveDarkness (07/15/2013) [-]
well fuck...
#21 - "Or in other words, scientists have way too much time on …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/14/2013 on Animal facts +18
#29 - SunilCCXXXVII (07/14/2013) [-]
I've been using this as of today.
#10 - The one with the hot girl showing the cleavage having less lik…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Faith in Humanity IV +116
User avatar #217 - kolsinder (07/14/2013) [-]
You took the words right out of my mouth. Cheers.
User avatar #166 - IamSofaKingdom (07/14/2013) [-]
Did you think that a friend of hers took the photo in order to boost her self esteem after losing her hair to cancer?
#131 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/14/2013) [-]
Yea and also I hate how people just assume that the girl with cancer is a better person having cancer does not make you a good person she could be the biggest bitch in the world we don't know and just because the other girl is hot and dressed slutty doesn't mean she is a bad person she could be really nice. The whole point was to judge them on their looks that's why you only get a photo.
User avatar #79 - redtooth (07/14/2013) [-]
I find it ridiculously sad that someone would exploit the suffering of another human being for likes. Many groups on Facebook put up pictures of sick, dying children (even babies) and ask for likes, as in "How many likes for this 'x'". Even worse, some even pretend they'll donate money for every like, comment and share. How low can humanity stoop?
#72 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2013) [-]
Also, just cause she has cancer, that doesnt mean she is the most beautiful teenager. Its like calling adaila rose pretty
#62 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2013) [-]
I thought they liked it, because they wanted her to die/were happy she had cancer.

I never really did understand Facebook.
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (07/13/2013) [-]
one other possibility: a friend of hers took the picture and posted it, hoping to encourage her friend
User avatar #11 - dunkleosteus (07/13/2013) [-]
I have a lot of respect for you right now.
#32 - My birthday is also the 9th of June. Sorry to hear that yo… 07/13/2013 on Birthday +1
#458 - Comment deleted 07/13/2013 on The ultimate insult creator 0
#50 - I thought it was really bad, it's a bit of a drama, not really… 07/11/2013 on Will Ferrel Does It Again 0
#2855 - Ayyyyyy! 07/10/2013 on Thumb Orgy +11
#72 - Suppose not, but just for the record, if you think you get cus… 07/09/2013 on British Condoms 0
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User avatar #26 - helpmeplz (08/06/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
User avatar #22 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
That's a little overpriced, the souls are pretty common
User avatar #23 to #22 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, I don't send a lot of trading requests, I'm not too great with the values and stuff of items so I just put in what I need.
I'm happy to give you all my pride souls, could you send me a trading requests with all the demonic/angelic ingots you'd give me for them?
User avatar #24 to #23 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
I'd be glad to, and thank you for understanding.
User avatar #25 to #24 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for that buddy, happy trading.
Let me know if there's anything else you ever need, I'm always looking for demonic/angelic ingots.
User avatar #18 - missfoxgirl (12/08/2012) [-]
I never got to say thank you. Now i did :)
- Foxgirl
User avatar #19 to #18 - iFail (12/09/2012) [-]
Ha, it's no problem. Much like yourself, I was only being honest. :)
I like girls who can be upfront about that kind of thing, it's a relief.
- iFail
User avatar #20 to #19 - iFail (12/10/2012) [-]
(P.s, it would be lovely to talk to you more often.) ;)
User avatar #21 to #20 - missfoxgirl (12/15/2012) [-]
Just send me a pm, i love talking to new people ;)
#16 - fjcrossbow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #16 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure. Send me a trade request.
User avatar #14 - givingtree (10/20/2012) [-]
Could you bump up the amount a little more? Not by too much, I don't want to rip you off or anything, just a few more gems if possible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Hold on.
User avatar #8 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
I can trade to you 2 arms + torso for the wooden key. o.o

Or i can add more stuff if you add some demonic ingots :D
User avatar #9 to #8 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
2 arms and torso for the key will work, I'll send you a trade request.
User avatar #10 to #9 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
`k, it`s a deal :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Nice doing business with you!
User avatar #12 to #11 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
same here. If you need anything else just let me know.
User avatar #13 to #12 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Alright, thanks, will do.
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#4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
gotta do a stairway to heave one man....or something like light my fire, but i dont think that's long enough.
#7 to #4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
heaven*
#3 - kohunt (07/06/2010) [-]
the meme rhapsody was the **** ! great job!
User avatar #2 - elektra (07/06/2010) [-]
Hey..what a epic job on Bohemian Rhapsody . Moar !
User avatar #1 - PaddyZilla (04/17/2010) [-]
Comment Virginity is mine.
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