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iFail

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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Video Games Played: GTA, Skyrim, Zelda: OOT, CoD
X-box Gamertag: LouisF97
Interests: Films, Music, Video Games, Fishing etc.
Date Signed Up:11/24/2009
Last Login:5/23/2015
Location:Scotland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#5224
Highest Content Rank:#1314
Highest Comment Rank:#268
Content Thumbs: 4410 total,  5059 ,  649
Comment Thumbs: 20459 total,  21905 ,  1446
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 144 Content: Faptastic → Level 145 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 19.1% (191/1000)
Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:11
Content Views:5614
Times Content Favorited:287 times
Total Comments Made:1861
FJ Points:8135

latest user's comments

#128 - Ur 1 cheeky kunt m8 i swear im going 2 wreck i swear on … 08/20/2013 on It's over +7
#95 - I won...  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2013 on It's over +24
User avatar #107 - tynerd (08/20/2013) [-]
But your username doesn't think so.
#128 - iFail (08/20/2013) [-]
Ur 1 cheeky kunt m8 i swear im going 2 wreck i swear on my mums life
#236 - Sometimes I'm so pleased that the only animals we have in Scot… 08/18/2013 on Fuck this shit +5
#315 - Thanks for all the trivia, friend. Suppose all good things hav… 08/17/2013 on clockworkseven's profile 0
#60 - Ahh, perfect, the "patiently-awaiting-blowjob" boxset.  [+] (1 new reply) 08/17/2013 on Men's worst nightmare in... +40
User avatar #70 - dedaluminus (08/17/2013) [-]
Only if you're okay with getting a blowjob from someone who is crying heavily.

I prefer it that way.
#22 - Hahah, even better! Here's hoping once you paint them brig… 08/17/2013 on Pimp My Snail 0
#18 - That sounds ******* terrifying. But if you do paint on…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/17/2013 on Pimp My Snail +4
User avatar #19 - wholovesorangesoda (08/17/2013) [-]
I promise to do that
I don't own regular paints....only nail polish. So the snail will be extra fabulous!
It's a shame because even though the snails are so much larger here, I see them squished all the time on the sidewalk
it sucks.
User avatar #22 - iFail (08/17/2013) [-]
Hahah, even better!
Here's hoping once you paint them bright pink they're a bit more noticeable and people try to avoid them for once.
#18 - NAMES: American: Joslyn James English: Alicia Rhodes …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/16/2013 on Pawn Stars +42
#125 - Blackarican (08/16/2013) [-]
Sauce of last picture plz
User avatar #29 - thesimonved (08/16/2013) [-]
Japanes: Squid (for the sake of completeness) ;)
User avatar #138 - fistoftheaxis (08/16/2013) [-]
Squeedo-san.
#73 - anonymous (08/16/2013) [-]
Actually, it's an octopus.
User avatar #30 - thesimonved (08/16/2013) [-]
Dammit, should have read those other comments
User avatar #26 - randomwanker (08/16/2013) [-]
but who was phone
User avatar #21 - belt (08/16/2013) [-]
But I need to know the name of the japanese one
#20 - pleasedontexist has deleted their comment.
#15 - Anyone have the names of the English and the French porn stars?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/16/2013 on Pawn Stars +1
User avatar #16 - majom (08/16/2013) [-]
The French porn star is Katsuni. (She says some days ago that she stop porn)
#98 - Whoa, look at all those older women. MILFs holler at me. 08/15/2013 on Funnyjunk consensus results... 0
#24 - Ohh, this reminds me of a story. >Be about 14 >M…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2013 on i funny you laugh +66
#62 - destinedsoup (08/15/2013) [-]
This reminds me of when my English teacher was covering a holocaust survivor's novel and he said something along the lines of, "Here guys, I'll add some fuel to your fire, if you'll excuse the pun!" cuz the holocaust n jew fires n shit pic related, it's the whole classes fw he said that shit.
User avatar #34 - sanguinesolitude (08/15/2013) [-]
i would have laughed out loud and then asked her out.
User avatar #52 - folkflunky (08/15/2013) [-]
And then they fucked!

I don't have the pic.

Motherfucker you're everywhere.
#49 - It was a fake gif of Miranda Cosgrove giving a handjob. The er…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2013 on aaaaw sheit +2
User avatar #51 - kommandantvideo (08/14/2013) [-]
And I missed it by like 5 minutes. Damnit.
#52 - settantaventi has deleted their comment.
User avatar #53 - kommandantvideo (08/14/2013) [-]
I salute you sir
#48 - He posted a gif of Miranda Cosgrove giving a handjob. Clearly …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on aaaaw sheit +2
User avatar #50 - finblob (08/14/2013) [-]
Oh wow. What's she called now? Mir-HAND-a Cosgrove?
I think I ended the world with that joke, sorry.
#42 - Oh **** , here it comes. God speed, you ruthless pervert.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/14/2013 on aaaaw sheit +3
User avatar #44 - kommandantvideo (08/14/2013) [-]
Describe the picture/comment
User avatar #49 - iFail (08/14/2013) [-]
It was a fake gif of Miranda Cosgrove giving a handjob. The erect penis involved was fully visible.
User avatar #51 - kommandantvideo (08/14/2013) [-]
And I missed it by like 5 minutes. Damnit.
#52 - settantaventi has deleted their comment.
User avatar #53 - kommandantvideo (08/14/2013) [-]
I salute you sir
User avatar #43 - finblob (08/14/2013) [-]
What did he say?
User avatar #48 - iFail (08/14/2013) [-]
He posted a gif of Miranda Cosgrove giving a handjob. Clearly a fake, but it was explicit and sexy.
It was sexplicit.
User avatar #50 - finblob (08/14/2013) [-]
Oh wow. What's she called now? Mir-HAND-a Cosgrove?
I think I ended the world with that joke, sorry.
#89 - You mean to tell me that there's someone, somewhere who isn't?! 08/14/2013 on Title 0
#48 - Then someone gets the chilli first time and the rest of the ga…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on Bite the bullet +78
#65 - gaminggenus (08/13/2013) [-]
That happened to me. I got the chilli first.
#7 - Ha. Nicholas Cage's face. Anyone else kind of sick o…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on The Cage -3
User avatar #14 - dogwars (08/13/2013) [-]
He sacrificed his career for our sins, the least we could do is try and believe he was in some more successful films.
#809 - Jugendherberge 08/12/2013 on Comment. 0
#13 - >Place end of toilet roll in toilet bowl >Flush … 08/12/2013 on Little Man +54
#19 - Too easy, I had this book when i was a kid. 08/10/2013 on Trace over the dots +32
#53 - BUT WHO WAS HOODIE? 08/10/2013 on Over protective girlfriend -1
#98 - NOW, it's art! 08/10/2013 on Art +5
#180 - Thanks for including my fact in your comp, I'm a big fan of yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on clockworkseven's profile 0
User avatar #182 - clockworkseven (08/09/2013) [-]
Thanks!

And oh my god I can't believe Darius Negrophallus likes these! I feel awesome!
#280 - Hey clockworkseven, I left this comment on another one of your…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Video Game Trivia 15 +5
User avatar #293 - clockworkseven (08/09/2013) [-]
Hey, sorry, this is in part 16.
#289 - clockworkseven Comment deleted by iFail
#4251750 - Nah, forget getting sucked back in. It's far too time consumin… 08/08/2013 on Play items 0

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Total unique items point value: 1122 / Total items point value: 2686
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#26 - helpmeplz has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #22 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
That's a little overpriced, the souls are pretty common
User avatar #23 to #22 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, I don't send a lot of trading requests, I'm not too great with the values and stuff of items so I just put in what I need.
I'm happy to give you all my pride souls, could you send me a trading requests with all the demonic/angelic ingots you'd give me for them?
User avatar #24 to #23 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
I'd be glad to, and thank you for understanding.
User avatar #25 to #24 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for that buddy, happy trading.
Let me know if there's anything else you ever need, I'm always looking for demonic/angelic ingots.
User avatar #18 - missfoxgirl (12/08/2012) [-]
I never got to say thank you. Now i did :)
- Foxgirl
User avatar #19 to #18 - iFail (12/09/2012) [-]
Ha, it's no problem. Much like yourself, I was only being honest. :)
I like girls who can be upfront about that kind of thing, it's a relief.
- iFail
User avatar #20 to #19 - iFail (12/10/2012) [-]
(P.s, it would be lovely to talk to you more often.) ;)
User avatar #21 to #20 - missfoxgirl (12/15/2012) [-]
Just send me a pm, i love talking to new people ;)
#16 - fjcrossbow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #16 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure. Send me a trade request.
User avatar #14 - givingtree (10/20/2012) [-]
Could you bump up the amount a little more? Not by too much, I don't want to rip you off or anything, just a few more gems if possible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Hold on.
User avatar #8 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
I can trade to you 2 arms + torso for the wooden key. o.o

Or i can add more stuff if you add some demonic ingots :D
User avatar #9 to #8 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
2 arms and torso for the key will work, I'll send you a trade request.
User avatar #10 to #9 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
`k, it`s a deal :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Nice doing business with you!
User avatar #12 to #11 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
same here. If you need anything else just let me know.
User avatar #13 to #12 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Alright, thanks, will do.
#6 - TomShutter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
gotta do a stairway to heave one man....or something like light my fire, but i dont think that's long enough.
#7 to #4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
heaven*
#3 - kohunt (07/06/2010) [-]
the meme rhapsody was the **** ! great job!
User avatar #2 - elektra ONLINE (07/06/2010) [-]
Hey..what a epic job on Bohemian Rhapsody . Moar !
User avatar #1 - PaddyZilla (04/17/2010) [-]
Comment Virginity is mine.
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