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Gender: male
Age: 20
Video Games Played: GTA, Skyrim, Zelda: OOT, CoD
X-box Gamertag: LouisF97
Interests: Films, Music, Video Games, Fishing etc.
Date Signed Up:11/24/2009
Last Login:11/27/2014
Location:Scotland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#5576
Highest Content Rank:#1314
Highest Comment Rank:#268
Content Thumbs: 4409 total,  5058 ,  649
Comment Thumbs: 20034 total,  21467 ,  1433
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 144 Content: Faptastic → Level 145 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 87.3% (873/1000)
Level 319 Comments: Wizard → Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:11
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Times Content Favorited:288 times
Total Comments Made:1816
FJ Points:7817

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#13 - Why is this so sexy?!? 07/29/2013 on I'll just leave this right... +6
#23 - What about the Jimmy/Timmy Power Hour?  [+] (1 new reply) 07/28/2013 on mash ups +22
#51 - presentdent (07/28/2013) [-]
I was too old to appreciate this by the time it happened...
#21 - >MFW This was made into a mini series after it was so succe… 07/28/2013 on 8 out of 10 cats does... +5
#123 - Yeah, several times. I wouldn't say the irritating posts on he… 07/27/2013 on MOON MOON! +1
#46 - I hate tumblr and the amount of tumblr posts that have been up…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/27/2013 on MOON MOON! +34
User avatar #122 - mondominiman (07/27/2013) [-]
Just curious, have you ever visited tumblr aside from just seeing their posts here.
User avatar #123 - iFail (07/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, several times. I wouldn't say the irritating posts on here represents tumblr fairly though, however I still don't care for the 'real' tumblr either.
User avatar #116 - olisaurus (07/27/2013) [-]
funnyjunk is as cancerous as tumblr some times, only that people get thumbed up here
#94 - aguywithlonghair (07/27/2013) [-]
#89 - oreck (07/27/2013) [-]
Yes. This is how most funnyjunkers feel I imagine. Yet OP finds tumblr too fucking funny
#79 - uvqdkh (07/27/2013) [-]
Your, my good sir, have just summed up all of my feelings about tumblr and FJ lately. I have no related picture, so here's Batman fighting Jaws with a lightsaber
User avatar #78 - akkere (07/27/2013) [-]
The thing I'm really irking about this whole tumblr situation is people here are starting to try to follow those trends here. I've seen a quite a few posters start typing out their posts without punctuation or capitalization in some shitty attempt at copying something that wasn't even funny to begin with.

Moon Moon is the very definition of a "forced meme". There's no joke, it's never used in anyway to focus a punchline, it's just "LOL MOON MOON U SO SILLY". If you think that's funny, then not for nothing, but you were probably that kid in middle school that laughed at his own farts.
#76 - Womens Study Major (07/27/2013) [-]
Somebody's gotta start the slow clap.
#69 - Womens Study Major (07/27/2013) [-]
umad bro
#62 - escape (07/27/2013) [-]
Thank god i'm not the only one, i'm actually starting to miss the rage comics compared to all caps nonsense from Tumblr.
#47 - originalanonymous (07/27/2013) [-]
That had nothing to do with a box of chocolate your pic deceived me.
#11 - Now that's some pretty effective advert placement!  [+] (5 new replies) 07/26/2013 on this cracked me up +128
User avatar #72 - gitanisme (08/01/2013) [-]
Actually no.
User avatar #68 - deathstare (07/27/2013) [-]
You brought that to my attention
#34 - weissessand (07/26/2013) [-]
I didn't even see it.
#13 - decieverofthegods (07/26/2013) [-]
#51 - snackman (07/27/2013) [-]
#6 - But, you'll be dead a lot longer than you will be alive.  [+] (10 new replies) 07/26/2013 on Oh, Tumblr +55
#36 - Womens Study Major (07/27/2013) [-]
But, unless an afterlife exists, you wont experience being dead
#24 - Womens Study Major (07/26/2013) [-]
you don't experience death. it just happens to you. you have no choices or decisions.
#23 - loluwutwo (07/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - ferbisboy (07/26/2013) [-]
gets me everytime dammit..
User avatar #14 - stardustdragonlord (07/26/2013) [-]
You're really only dead as long as you're remembered, and after that you're nothing. Death happens, and then you're dead. But what is dead? at what point are you not dead anymore? Once you're no longer remembered to you matter enough to be considered dead? Maybe this is where the "restless spirit" thing comes from
#22 - Womens Study Major (07/26/2013) [-]
Go to bed.
User avatar #7 - cancer (07/26/2013) [-]
But do we experience being dead? Yes we experience our death but whats after that?
Reincarnation - Living is still the longest thing unless there's some big ass queue to get back to the living.

Heaven - yup longer than life

Hell - Longer than life

Atheism - experience nothing after death, life was longer.

Immortality - well yeah...
#34 - Womens Study Major (07/27/2013) [-]
Atheism has nothing to do with the afterlife. Atheism is merely lack of belief in a God. You can be an atheist and believe in an afterlife, or be unsure of one.
User avatar #13 - hydromatic (07/26/2013) [-]
2deep4me
User avatar #8 - tonkkax (07/26/2013) [-]
Afterlife is about as much fun as beforelife.

You have no idea what either were like.
#30 - I think I actually understood this one. "It doesn't …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/26/2013 on Extinguish +2
User avatar #32 - bobthejob (08/13/2013) [-]
I think it means some people do more harm then good when trying to help someone even though the obvious solution was right in front of them
#29 - Comment deleted 07/26/2013 on Extinguish 0
#67 - Oh, I see, well if it's been something that's lasted since you… 07/25/2013 on Sniffing mommas panties 0
#59 - This is kind of weird, and I'm not implying it's the same girl…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/25/2013 on Sniffing mommas panties 0
User avatar #65 - fantomen (07/25/2013) [-]
I don't want to screw her or anything.
I just kept the porn purely for using it as leverage for minor blackmail or extortion.
I've seen her naked every week since she was born, I perceive her as a completely non-sexual person, even though I know that's not true.

I honestly wouldn't be too surprised if she was into me.
She has been unusually clingy and physical lately, but I'm not sure if it's anything sexual. But then again when she was dumped by her 2 most recent boyfriends, all she did for a whole day was make her watch TV with her while she just hugged me for hours.

But it's not like when she was 13 and would try to sneak peeks of me naked, or grab my groin and pretend it was an accident. I she wanted to go further than that, but I never let her, because I was afraid of doing something I would regret. But she was only a curious kid then, so all is forgiven.

It's all very complex. If she wasn't my sister I would stay away from her because she's one of those crazy women you hear horror stories about. Like celebrating 1 week anniversaries and wanting to move in with a guy after a one night stand, and then refusing to take that hint that he doesn't want a relationship.
User avatar #67 - iFail (07/25/2013) [-]
Oh, I see, well if it's been something that's lasted since yous were kids then all small chances of my omegle slut being your sister are gone, as she said it was something she had only felt growing on her recently.
Which I suppose is a good thing, because me and her had lots of nasty brother/sister roleplay, and I'd hate to think I had defiled the sister of another funnyjunker.

I'm not into incest, so I can understand that you wouldn't have sex with your sister, it's not like that's unusual, hahah.
#125 - But does the amount of effort put into cheering you up really … 07/24/2013 on mfw parents say stop being sad 0
#51 - In the original story, it's an old man and a young boy walking… 07/24/2013 on Society +1
#16 - Lol, amateur. 07/24/2013 on Hot Sax All Night +5
#96 - Wow, god forbid your parents should ever try to cheer you up w…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/24/2013 on mfw parents say stop being sad -4
#107 - decoyoctopus (07/24/2013) [-]
there's a very distinct difference between your parents telling you to just "stop being sad" , as apposed them actually making an effort to cheer you up... not that they're obligated to of course, but at least it shows that they give two fucks about your mental well being. which i'm sure most people would appreciate in hindsight, if not initially....
User avatar #125 - iFail (07/24/2013) [-]
But does the amount of effort put into cheering you up really matter as long as it's an effort? Just because you're being a moany little shit doesn't mean that your parents have to go out their way to hire a barbershop quartet and buy you a new puppy to make you feel better. They're asking you to stop being sad, and although they could do a lot more, they could do a lot less. Getting sarcastic and criticizing their efforts to make you feel better is ignorance.
#83 - theluppijackal, you have some explaining to do..  [+] (1 new reply) 07/24/2013 on Double meaning.. +4
#84 - theluppijackal (07/24/2013) [-]
I don't have to explain myself to you.
#169 - I just couldn't resist making this.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/23/2013 on Bad Kids' Jokes Comp FINALE! +18
#187 - thatswhatido (07/23/2013) [-]
#62 - >horny farts 07/22/2013 on The Girls from NSFW 0
#123 - Yeah I know, I was attempting to making a joke of my own.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/22/2013 on Suicide wise words 0
User avatar #124 - Lycanz (07/22/2013) [-]
Oh didn't catch that. My bad then haha
#120 - UShumor? Is that what you guys across the pond find funny?! …  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2013 on Suicide wise words 0
User avatar #122 - Lycanz (07/22/2013) [-]
just because UShumor hosted the picture doesn't mean they think it is funny. FunnyJunk is now hosting the picture and we don't think it's funny.
User avatar #123 - iFail (07/22/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, I was attempting to making a joke of my own.
User avatar #124 - Lycanz (07/22/2013) [-]
Oh didn't catch that. My bad then haha
#6 - Oh really? Cartoons have logical flaws? Well, shag the pope, I… 07/21/2013 on Logic 0
#8 - ARE YOU ******* SORRY?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2013 on T-t-t-tornado KICK! +22
User avatar #12 - luthervonappledorf (07/21/2013) [-]
That green text story is still the funniest one I have ever had the pleasure to read.
#24 - ohokay (07/21/2013) [-]
Have another laugh stanger
#104 - There's only one real way to tell if the one on the left is Af…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2013 on God Damn Biology Majors +26
#162 - theakwardturtle (07/21/2013) [-]
Just watched this movie yesterday, I'm glad I did to get this.
#132 - pulluspardus (07/21/2013) [-]
Don't you mean nigger
you white nigger runnin' spoiled brat motherfucker?
#35 - Awww, come on buddy, don't get yourself down 07/18/2013 on Silly Unprotected Wireless... +47
#67 - Picture 07/17/2013 on confession bear meme +4
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User avatar #26 - helpmeplz (08/06/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
User avatar #22 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
That's a little overpriced, the souls are pretty common
User avatar #23 to #22 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, I don't send a lot of trading requests, I'm not too great with the values and stuff of items so I just put in what I need.
I'm happy to give you all my pride souls, could you send me a trading requests with all the demonic/angelic ingots you'd give me for them?
User avatar #24 to #23 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
I'd be glad to, and thank you for understanding.
User avatar #25 to #24 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for that buddy, happy trading.
Let me know if there's anything else you ever need, I'm always looking for demonic/angelic ingots.
User avatar #18 - missfoxgirl (12/08/2012) [-]
I never got to say thank you. Now i did :)
- Foxgirl
User avatar #19 to #18 - iFail (12/09/2012) [-]
Ha, it's no problem. Much like yourself, I was only being honest. :)
I like girls who can be upfront about that kind of thing, it's a relief.
- iFail
User avatar #20 to #19 - iFail (12/10/2012) [-]
(P.s, it would be lovely to talk to you more often.) ;)
User avatar #21 to #20 - missfoxgirl (12/15/2012) [-]
Just send me a pm, i love talking to new people ;)
#16 - fjcrossbow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #16 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure. Send me a trade request.
User avatar #14 - givingtree (10/20/2012) [-]
Could you bump up the amount a little more? Not by too much, I don't want to rip you off or anything, just a few more gems if possible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Hold on.
User avatar #8 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
I can trade to you 2 arms + torso for the wooden key. o.o

Or i can add more stuff if you add some demonic ingots :D
User avatar #9 to #8 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
2 arms and torso for the key will work, I'll send you a trade request.
User avatar #10 to #9 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
`k, it`s a deal :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Nice doing business with you!
User avatar #12 to #11 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
same here. If you need anything else just let me know.
User avatar #13 to #12 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Alright, thanks, will do.
#6 - TomShutter **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
gotta do a stairway to heave one man....or something like light my fire, but i dont think that's long enough.
#7 to #4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
heaven*
#3 - kohunt (07/06/2010) [-]
the meme rhapsody was the **** ! great job!
User avatar #2 - elektra (07/06/2010) [-]
Hey..what a epic job on Bohemian Rhapsody . Moar !
User avatar #1 - PaddyZilla (04/17/2010) [-]
Comment Virginity is mine.
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