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Gender: male
Age: 20
Video Games Played: GTA, Skyrim, Zelda: OOT, CoD
X-box Gamertag: LouisF97
Interests: Films, Music, Video Games, Fishing etc.
Date Signed Up:11/24/2009
Last Login:7/22/2014
Location:Scotland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#23938
Highest Content Rank:#1314
Highest Comment Rank:#268
Content Thumbs: 4408 total,  5057 ,  649
Comment Thumbs: 19698 total,  21125 ,  1427
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 144 Content: Faptastic → Level 145 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 63.9% (639/1000)
Level 319 Comments: Wizard → Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:11
Content Views:4862
Times Content Favorited:288 times
Total Comments Made:1799
FJ Points:7583

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#49 - It was a fake gif of Miranda Cosgrove giving a handjob. The er…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/14/2013 on aaaaw sheit +2
User avatar #51 - kommandantvideo (08/14/2013) [-]
And I missed it by like 5 minutes. Damnit.
#52 - settantaventi has deleted their comment.
User avatar #53 - kommandantvideo (08/14/2013) [-]
I salute you sir
#48 - He posted a gif of Miranda Cosgrove giving a handjob. Clearly …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/14/2013 on aaaaw sheit +2
User avatar #50 - finblob (08/14/2013) [-]
Oh wow. What's she called now? Mir-HAND-a Cosgrove?
I think I ended the world with that joke, sorry.
#42 - Oh shit, here it comes. God speed, you ruthless pervert.  [+] (8 new replies) 08/14/2013 on aaaaw sheit +3
User avatar #44 - kommandantvideo (08/14/2013) [-]
Describe the picture/comment
User avatar #49 - iFail (08/14/2013) [-]
It was a fake gif of Miranda Cosgrove giving a handjob. The erect penis involved was fully visible.
User avatar #51 - kommandantvideo (08/14/2013) [-]
And I missed it by like 5 minutes. Damnit.
#52 - settantaventi has deleted their comment.
User avatar #53 - kommandantvideo (08/14/2013) [-]
I salute you sir
User avatar #43 - finblob (08/14/2013) [-]
What did he say?
User avatar #48 - iFail (08/14/2013) [-]
He posted a gif of Miranda Cosgrove giving a handjob. Clearly a fake, but it was explicit and sexy.
It was sexplicit.
User avatar #50 - finblob (08/14/2013) [-]
Oh wow. What's she called now? Mir-HAND-a Cosgrove?
I think I ended the world with that joke, sorry.
#89 - You mean to tell me that there's someone, somewhere who isn't?! 08/14/2013 on Title 0
#48 - Then someone gets the chilli first time and the rest of the ga…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on Bite the bullet +78
#65 - gaminggenus (08/13/2013) [-]
That happened to me. I got the chilli first.
#7 - Ha. Nicholas Cage's face. Anyone else kind of sick o…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/13/2013 on The Cage -3
User avatar #14 - dogwars (08/13/2013) [-]
He sacrificed his career for our sins, the least we could do is try and believe he was in some more successful films.
#809 - Jugendherberge 08/12/2013 on Comment. 0
#13 - >Place end of toilet roll in toilet bowl >Flush … 08/12/2013 on Little Man +54
#19 - Too easy, I had this book when i was a kid. 08/10/2013 on Trace over the dots +32
#53 - BUT WHO WAS HOODIE? 08/10/2013 on Over protective girlfriend -1
#98 - NOW, it's art! 08/10/2013 on Art +5
#180 - Thanks for including my fact in your comp, I'm a big fan of yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2013 on clockworkseven's profile 0
User avatar #182 - clockworkseven (08/09/2013) [-]
Thanks!

And oh my god I can't believe Darius Negrophallus likes these! I feel awesome!
#280 - Hey clockworkseven, I left this comment on another one of your…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/09/2013 on Video Game Trivia 15 +5
User avatar #293 - clockworkseven (08/09/2013) [-]
Hey, sorry, this is in part 16.
#289 - clockworkseven Comment deleted by iFail
#4251750 - Nah, forget getting sucked back in. It's far too time consumin… 08/08/2013 on Play items 0
#4251730 - Oh I see. Well, I'm free now, I no longer have the burden …  [+] (2 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4251734 - capslockrage (08/08/2013) [-]
why not start again?
User avatar #4251750 - iFail (08/08/2013) [-]
Nah, forget getting sucked back in. It's far too time consuming. It's good, but it's awful pointless and I wasted too much time here, if I start a little bit then I'll be wheeling and dealing by tomorrow morning.

I'm not prepared for that kind of thing. Again.
#4251702 - Why on earth were the items reset?  [+] (6 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Play items 0
#4251709 - blackofficechair has deleted their comment.
User avatar #4251707 - capslockrage (08/08/2013) [-]
because items had become shit when every single item there was so many that most rares were junk and ores were junk and every common item was junk
User avatar #4251730 - iFail (08/08/2013) [-]
Oh I see.
Well, I'm free now, I no longer have the burden of items. I'm free of this game. Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already!

Auf Wiedersehn/Goodbye/Adios/Au revoir items board. You were nothing but a pain in my tits, but I certainly enjoyed my time here.
User avatar #4251734 - capslockrage (08/08/2013) [-]
why not start again?
User avatar #4251750 - iFail (08/08/2013) [-]
Nah, forget getting sucked back in. It's far too time consuming. It's good, but it's awful pointless and I wasted too much time here, if I start a little bit then I'll be wheeling and dealing by tomorrow morning.

I'm not prepared for that kind of thing. Again.
User avatar #4251704 - horribleusername (08/08/2013) [-]
No idea. I only just started items again yesterday.
#4251697 - Guys, I haven't been on here in a while and I had a fuck load …  [+] (8 new replies) 08/08/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #4251698 - horribleusername (08/08/2013) [-]
reset items
User avatar #4251702 - iFail (08/08/2013) [-]
Why on earth were the items reset?
#4251709 - blackofficechair has deleted their comment.
User avatar #4251707 - capslockrage (08/08/2013) [-]
because items had become shit when every single item there was so many that most rares were junk and ores were junk and every common item was junk
User avatar #4251730 - iFail (08/08/2013) [-]
Oh I see.
Well, I'm free now, I no longer have the burden of items. I'm free of this game. Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already!

Auf Wiedersehn/Goodbye/Adios/Au revoir items board. You were nothing but a pain in my tits, but I certainly enjoyed my time here.
User avatar #4251734 - capslockrage (08/08/2013) [-]
why not start again?
User avatar #4251750 - iFail (08/08/2013) [-]
Nah, forget getting sucked back in. It's far too time consuming. It's good, but it's awful pointless and I wasted too much time here, if I start a little bit then I'll be wheeling and dealing by tomorrow morning.

I'm not prepared for that kind of thing. Again.
User avatar #4251704 - horribleusername (08/08/2013) [-]
No idea. I only just started items again yesterday.
#1042 - Hahah, alright, no worries bud. Yeah I suppose you're righ…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2013 on Grow the fuck up Admin. 0
#1046 - baloothebear (08/07/2013) [-]
i think he really does alot for the site and just feels unapreciated. and i can understand that we always treat him like hes hitler. you know everyone has feelings. and if you work hard on something and it seems like nobody apreciates you it's ok to snap. IMO
#1035 - Hahah, keep your hair on, buddy, I was just joking. I was …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Grow the fuck up Admin. 0
#1038 - baloothebear (08/07/2013) [-]
i get it i was overreacting anyway mate ;) but i like how the images one adds can change the comment alot.. with that gif it really looks like im mad.

also i don't really care how he treats us. he doesnt do anything if we dont say anything... funnyjunk is rotten anyway
User avatar #1042 - iFail (08/07/2013) [-]
Hahah, alright, no worries bud.
Yeah I suppose you're right, I mean it's out of order that he'll lash out at people who post content that slags him a wee bit, but if you don't post that kind of content in the first place then that won't happen.
#1046 - baloothebear (08/07/2013) [-]
i think he really does alot for the site and just feels unapreciated. and i can understand that we always treat him like hes hitler. you know everyone has feelings. and if you work hard on something and it seems like nobody apreciates you it's ok to snap. IMO
#994 - Dear Darius Negrophallus , We keep this site alive for yo…  [+] (5 new replies) 08/07/2013 on Grow the fuck up Admin. -1
#1015 - baloothebear (08/07/2013) [-]
stop spreading cancer!
seriously it's stuff like sharing on facebook that brings the cancerous fags to this site
User avatar #1035 - iFail (08/07/2013) [-]
Hahah, keep your hair on, buddy, I was just joking.
I was paraphrasing Rikki Farr's speech from the Isle of Wight festival in 1970, I don't share stuff on facebook personally, but my point is Darius Negrophallus's asking us to promote his site all the while he's treating it like a playground rather than a responsibility.
#1038 - baloothebear (08/07/2013) [-]
i get it i was overreacting anyway mate ;) but i like how the images one adds can change the comment alot.. with that gif it really looks like im mad.

also i don't really care how he treats us. he doesnt do anything if we dont say anything... funnyjunk is rotten anyway
User avatar #1042 - iFail (08/07/2013) [-]
Hahah, alright, no worries bud.
Yeah I suppose you're right, I mean it's out of order that he'll lash out at people who post content that slags him a wee bit, but if you don't post that kind of content in the first place then that won't happen.
#1046 - baloothebear (08/07/2013) [-]
i think he really does alot for the site and just feels unapreciated. and i can understand that we always treat him like hes hitler. you know everyone has feelings. and if you work hard on something and it seems like nobody apreciates you it's ok to snap. IMO
#251 - Of course, why did you think they put all those poles and bars… 08/07/2013 on Skyrim sluts 0
#29 - Guys are into sex. Rough sex, soft sex, hard sex, fast sex, sl…  [+] (3 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Skyrim sluts +7
#250 - kiermatv (08/07/2013) [-]
You can have Bus sex?
User avatar #251 - iFail (08/07/2013) [-]
Of course, why did you think they put all those poles and bars in every public bus? To prevent old people from falling over?
Well, yeah, I suppose that is why they put them in there, but it doesn't mean you can't use them for freaky sex in freaky positions.
#55 - gilfhunter (08/06/2013) [-]
I feel the strange urge to tug on my penis now.....
#30 - I was inspired by the lightbulb to make this.  [+] (9 new replies) 08/06/2013 on Optical Illusion +166
#104 - xdiabolicx (08/06/2013) [-]
Lightus Bulbus
User avatar #80 - theturkeyburger (08/06/2013) [-]
My keyboard is now drenched with cola
#71 - wtfduud (08/06/2013) [-]
Now we wait for it to be rolled.
User avatar #60 - dragoran (08/06/2013) [-]
thats really deep when you think about it

fuck the twats that stand in your way and bash your virtuous intentions, whilst fucking the righteous ass you deserve and worked so hard for

shit im tearing up here
#95 - frantasium (08/06/2013) [-]
I'm also tearing up.
User avatar #52 - mrloverlover (08/06/2013) [-]
shall now be my desktop background
#49 - notstill (08/06/2013) [-]
I think it's better how lightbulb worded it.
#31 - palindromia (08/06/2013) [-]
funnier than post
User avatar #48 - notstill (08/06/2013) [-]
Without the post it wouldn't be there
#84 - Another GTA:VC one. There's a wall you can jump through on… 08/06/2013 on Video Game Trivia 10 +2
#6 - Scotland here, we don't. But treat our Peter Capaldi well. … 08/05/2013 on 12th doctor 0
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User avatar #26 - helpmeplz (08/06/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
User avatar #22 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
That's a little overpriced, the souls are pretty common
User avatar #23 to #22 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, I don't send a lot of trading requests, I'm not too great with the values and stuff of items so I just put in what I need.
I'm happy to give you all my pride souls, could you send me a trading requests with all the demonic/angelic ingots you'd give me for them?
User avatar #24 to #23 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
I'd be glad to, and thank you for understanding.
User avatar #25 to #24 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for that buddy, happy trading.
Let me know if there's anything else you ever need, I'm always looking for demonic/angelic ingots.
User avatar #18 - missfoxgirl (12/08/2012) [-]
I never got to say thank you. Now i did :)
- Foxgirl
User avatar #19 to #18 - iFail (12/09/2012) [-]
Ha, it's no problem. Much like yourself, I was only being honest. :)
I like girls who can be upfront about that kind of thing, it's a relief.
- iFail
User avatar #20 to #19 - iFail (12/10/2012) [-]
(P.s, it would be lovely to talk to you more often.) ;)
User avatar #21 to #20 - missfoxgirl (12/15/2012) [-]
Just send me a pm, i love talking to new people ;)
#16 - fjcrossbow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #17 to #16 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure. Send me a trade request.
User avatar #14 - givingtree (10/20/2012) [-]
Could you bump up the amount a little more? Not by too much, I don't want to rip you off or anything, just a few more gems if possible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Hold on.
User avatar #8 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
I can trade to you 2 arms + torso for the wooden key. o.o

Or i can add more stuff if you add some demonic ingots :D
User avatar #9 to #8 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
2 arms and torso for the key will work, I'll send you a trade request.
User avatar #10 to #9 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
`k, it`s a deal :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Nice doing business with you!
User avatar #12 to #11 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
same here. If you need anything else just let me know.
User avatar #13 to #12 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Alright, thanks, will do.
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#4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
gotta do a stairway to heave one man....or something like light my fire, but i dont think that's long enough.
#7 to #4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
heaven*
#3 - kohunt (07/06/2010) [-]
the meme rhapsody was the shit! great job!
User avatar #2 - elektra (07/06/2010) [-]
Hey..what a epic job on Bohemian Rhapsody . Moar !
User avatar #1 - PaddyZilla (04/17/2010) [-]
Comment Virginity is mine.
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