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Gender: male
Age: 20
Video Games Played: GTA, Skyrim, Zelda: OOT, CoD
X-box Gamertag: LouisF97
Interests: Films, Music, Video Games, Fishing etc.
Date Signed Up:11/24/2009
Last Login:12/24/2014
Location:Scotland
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#191 - Between the two, I'm a Stirling child, hahaha. And of cour…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/07/2014 on kakashi IRL +1
User avatar #192 - zombiefeelings (01/07/2014) [-]
oh cool my flatmate is from stirling

i'm pretty sure ive said arite in her presence a few times and she has never battedan eyelid;she may even have said it back once or twice lol
User avatar #193 - iFail (01/08/2014) [-]
Oh god, I feel sorry for her! Hahah, nah, Stirling's alright.

And god, it must be spreading! If you want to make her feel more at home, try blurting out "young toll, ya bas", she might understand, hahah.
User avatar #194 - zombiefeelings (01/09/2014) [-]
I will give that a try next week when I go back haha
User avatar #195 - iFail (01/10/2014) [-]
Hahah, good stuff, let me know how it goes!
#176 - Hahaha, awryt? Kidding, I don't genuinely say 'awryt'. …  [+] (7 new replies) 01/05/2014 on kakashi IRL 0
User avatar #189 - zombiefeelings (01/07/2014) [-]
Aye am awryt pal XD

Glasgow (well ok south lanarkshire) but living in edinburgh atm for uni. Yourself?

Also in relation to jobby jabber, are you familiar with ''baw twang''?
User avatar #190 - zombiefeelings (01/07/2014) [-]
We actually do use a variation of awrite in my neck of the woods, a much less neddy sounding 'arite' lol
User avatar #191 - iFail (01/07/2014) [-]
Between the two, I'm a Stirling child, hahaha.
And of course! Experienced many baw twangs in my days, always an excruciatingly painful experience!

Oh, I'll need to adapt my language for when I'm traveling, hahah, thanks for the tip!
User avatar #192 - zombiefeelings (01/07/2014) [-]
oh cool my flatmate is from stirling

i'm pretty sure ive said arite in her presence a few times and she has never battedan eyelid;she may even have said it back once or twice lol
User avatar #193 - iFail (01/08/2014) [-]
Oh god, I feel sorry for her! Hahah, nah, Stirling's alright.

And god, it must be spreading! If you want to make her feel more at home, try blurting out "young toll, ya bas", she might understand, hahah.
User avatar #194 - zombiefeelings (01/09/2014) [-]
I will give that a try next week when I go back haha
User avatar #195 - iFail (01/10/2014) [-]
Hahah, good stuff, let me know how it goes!
#69 - Kancho? Japan? In Scotland, we call it a "jobby jabber".  [+] (9 new replies) 01/05/2014 on kakashi IRL +5
User avatar #82 - zombiefeelings (01/05/2014) [-]
Haha yass another Scot!
User avatar #176 - iFail (01/05/2014) [-]
Hahaha, awryt? Kidding, I don't genuinely say 'awryt'.
Where abouts in sunny Scotland are you from?
User avatar #189 - zombiefeelings (01/07/2014) [-]
Aye am awryt pal XD

Glasgow (well ok south lanarkshire) but living in edinburgh atm for uni. Yourself?

Also in relation to jobby jabber, are you familiar with ''baw twang''?
User avatar #190 - zombiefeelings (01/07/2014) [-]
We actually do use a variation of awrite in my neck of the woods, a much less neddy sounding 'arite' lol
User avatar #191 - iFail (01/07/2014) [-]
Between the two, I'm a Stirling child, hahaha.
And of course! Experienced many baw twangs in my days, always an excruciatingly painful experience!

Oh, I'll need to adapt my language for when I'm traveling, hahah, thanks for the tip!
User avatar #192 - zombiefeelings (01/07/2014) [-]
oh cool my flatmate is from stirling

i'm pretty sure ive said arite in her presence a few times and she has never battedan eyelid;she may even have said it back once or twice lol
User avatar #193 - iFail (01/08/2014) [-]
Oh god, I feel sorry for her! Hahah, nah, Stirling's alright.

And god, it must be spreading! If you want to make her feel more at home, try blurting out "young toll, ya bas", she might understand, hahah.
User avatar #194 - zombiefeelings (01/09/2014) [-]
I will give that a try next week when I go back haha
User avatar #195 - iFail (01/10/2014) [-]
Hahah, good stuff, let me know how it goes!
#34 - Picture 01/01/2014 on Pornhub comments cringe comp +9
#245 - You might hate pikeys, but d'ya like dags? 12/31/2013 on Pickpocket Level: Gypsy 0
#10 - Everybody dies anyway, you may as well. What have you got …  [+] (4 new replies) 12/26/2013 on Crushes +1
#11 - craxxet (12/26/2013) [-]
Fuck.

My brother used to reference that movie all the fucking time, it delved so deep into my brain that i heard the intro song playing when i read that last sentence.
User avatar #71 - thessalonaki (12/26/2013) [-]
What movie are we talking about here? That quote...I need to watch this movie.
User avatar #76 - craxxet (12/26/2013) [-]
The Departed

#47 on IMDB top 250

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGWvwjZ0eDc
User avatar #77 - thessalonaki (12/26/2013) [-]
Wait, isn't that a mobster movie, too?


Guess I'm heading over to The Pirate Bay.
#69 - Crazy idea, but what if Disney are trying to please their targ…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/15/2013 on I would watch +76
User avatar #156 - darthlegolas (12/16/2013) [-]
doesn't matter. Gravity Falls NOW!
User avatar #134 - halbeardy (12/16/2013) [-]
we liked them when we were kids so why wouldn't the kids of today like it?
User avatar #131 - menqudoneix (12/16/2013) [-]
well considering the whole mlp thing doing pretty well off of an audience that perfectly fits that description, save for the fact that they never should have been interested in this cartoon in the first place, I'd say it couldn't hurt.

please don't kill me
User avatar #101 - zaperzero (12/16/2013) [-]
Well here's the thing...I know kids from ages 3 to age 17, and only one person I know enjoys Disney's sitcoms, and she's 5. She watches more of nickelodeon's sitcoms to begin with, which I would agree are of better quality to begin with.
#91 - timmity (12/15/2013) [-]
But kids don`t like sitcoms
#71 - sinclairr (12/15/2013) [-]
Well they fucking suck at it, if they are
#83 - 1.) Male 2.) Rock/pop 3.) The Kinks 4.) Idk 5.… 11/23/2013 on Music Survey 0
#267 - Hahahahaha, oh man, that horse can't hold a smart phone, he ha…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/23/2013 on This would make the best... 0
#293 - mohne (11/23/2013) [-]
you may take a look at my other comics to know where this is going
#10 - Nah bud, still high school, but I've stayed here since birth s… 11/18/2013 on Meanwhile in Scotland... 0
#4 - Stirling, in front of the Fubar.  [+] (4 new replies) 11/17/2013 on Meanwhile in Scotland... +2
#6 - arkhamcat (11/17/2013) [-]
halloween is a crazy night in stirling haha
User avatar #7 - mfwfapfapfap (11/17/2013) [-]
thought it was Stirling, I stay in Sauchie haha
#5 - gohex (11/17/2013) [-]
yo bro I went to uni there, just moved away from Stirling 3 months ago. You at uni?
User avatar #10 - iFail (11/18/2013) [-]
Nah bud, still high school, but I've stayed here since birth so I recognize it well enough, hahah.
#82 - Anybody else struggle to get the croc to balance right on your dick?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/14/2013 on Best way to avoid that kiddo +31
#95 - croc (11/14/2013) [-]
Excuse me?
User avatar #97 - covered (11/14/2013) [-]
Excuse him?
User avatar #118 - thornberry (11/15/2013) [-]
Excuse Walt?
#9 - >MFW My best friend calls and tells me to meet him at the e…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2013 on Whenever your best friend... +2
#10 - draggonerify (11/09/2013) [-]
dafuq where you guys doing
#7 - I could be terribly wrong, but I think that's a hooded crow.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on Oh, your shoe is open 0
#9 - anonymous (11/06/2013) [-]
Yep, that's a hooded crow.
#73 - "ah gits ma ain breeks doon ower ma thighs n ma cock oot&… 10/26/2013 on Still a better love story... +1
#28 - This was a good comp. The jokes were dark, but not so dark…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/22/2013 on Mean jokes part 1 +2
#40 - thederfman (10/22/2013) [-]
oH really
#93 - What the **** is this. This is the biggest steami…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/15/2013 on THIS. -8
#114 - instakill (10/15/2013) [-]
wow, you hold the record for the edgiest comment I have ever seen on this site
User avatar #110 - musclezglassez (10/15/2013) [-]
hoooolly shit this comment, i'm not sure which way to thumb
#96 - dildobarbarian (10/15/2013) [-]
#25 - Comment deleted 10/11/2013 on Pokemon Facts 14 0
#14 - Hahaha, that's crazy, the extents people go to to get their ki… 10/05/2013 on Poor bloke +2
#11 - Surely if one time you just decided to sit in the laundry room…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/05/2013 on Poor bloke +1
User avatar #13 - alreadyexiststho (10/05/2013) [-]
There were quite a few tenants in my building, so there were always people going in and out of the laundry room. I never pinned down who exactly it was that was taking them, but I did have an idea. Never confronted him, though. And no, I didn't get my panties back...not that I would want them back, after what he probably did to them.
#50 - worried (10/05/2013) [-]
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hfw
User avatar #15 - sanguinesolitude (10/05/2013) [-]
extra crusty
User avatar #14 - iFail (10/05/2013) [-]
Hahaha, that's crazy, the extents people go to to get their kicks is mad. You could've put one of those tracking stickers on a pair of your panties and plotted your revenge.
#89 - Just depends what flicks your switch, bud. It's undeniably ext… 09/29/2013 on How Breaking Bad ends!? 0
#75 - My dad was fishing in the River Teith next to Doune Castle bac… 09/25/2013 on Monty Python Facts +1
#38 - Truer words have never been spoken.. 09/22/2013 on Aren't you done already? +5
#25 - I made this in response to the same picture. It is now rep…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2013 on Snickers 0
User avatar #26 - Dember (09/22/2013) [-]
Merle *
#13 - Good piece of copypasta. Calvin lay there in…  [+] (9 new replies) 09/21/2013 on Not OC +6
User avatar #35 - dambusta (09/21/2013) [-]
.............okay thats enough internet for you today,
#31 - seymourtets (09/21/2013) [-]
User avatar #28 - holycrapimacupcake (09/21/2013) [-]
The fuck did I just read?
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#22 - Wumbologist (09/21/2013) [-]
#21 - jackknapp (09/21/2013) [-]
#18 - jamesisawesome (09/21/2013) [-]
#15 - madethisforalink (09/21/2013) [-]
I laughed so hard I woke up my neighbors
#14 - bigsaltyballs (09/21/2013) [-]
you got me you son of a bitch
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User avatar #26 - helpmeplz (08/06/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
User avatar #22 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
That's a little overpriced, the souls are pretty common
User avatar #23 to #22 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, I don't send a lot of trading requests, I'm not too great with the values and stuff of items so I just put in what I need.
I'm happy to give you all my pride souls, could you send me a trading requests with all the demonic/angelic ingots you'd give me for them?
User avatar #24 to #23 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
I'd be glad to, and thank you for understanding.
User avatar #25 to #24 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for that buddy, happy trading.
Let me know if there's anything else you ever need, I'm always looking for demonic/angelic ingots.
User avatar #18 - missfoxgirl (12/08/2012) [-]
I never got to say thank you. Now i did :)
- Foxgirl
User avatar #19 to #18 - iFail (12/09/2012) [-]
Ha, it's no problem. Much like yourself, I was only being honest. :)
I like girls who can be upfront about that kind of thing, it's a relief.
- iFail
User avatar #20 to #19 - iFail (12/10/2012) [-]
(P.s, it would be lovely to talk to you more often.) ;)
User avatar #21 to #20 - missfoxgirl (12/15/2012) [-]
Just send me a pm, i love talking to new people ;)
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User avatar #17 to #16 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure. Send me a trade request.
User avatar #14 - givingtree (10/20/2012) [-]
Could you bump up the amount a little more? Not by too much, I don't want to rip you off or anything, just a few more gems if possible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Hold on.
User avatar #8 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
I can trade to you 2 arms + torso for the wooden key. o.o

Or i can add more stuff if you add some demonic ingots :D
User avatar #9 to #8 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
2 arms and torso for the key will work, I'll send you a trade request.
User avatar #10 to #9 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
`k, it`s a deal :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Nice doing business with you!
User avatar #12 to #11 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
same here. If you need anything else just let me know.
User avatar #13 to #12 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Alright, thanks, will do.
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#4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
gotta do a stairway to heave one man....or something like light my fire, but i dont think that's long enough.
#7 to #4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
heaven*
#3 - kohunt (07/06/2010) [-]
the meme rhapsody was the **** ! great job!
User avatar #2 - elektra (07/06/2010) [-]
Hey..what a epic job on Bohemian Rhapsody . Moar !
User avatar #1 - PaddyZilla (04/17/2010) [-]
Comment Virginity is mine.
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