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iFail

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Gender: male
Age: 18
Video Games Played: GTA, Skyrim, Zelda: OOT, CoD
X-box Gamertag: LouisF97
Interests: Films, Music, Video Games, Fishing etc.
Date Signed Up:11/24/2009
Last Login:7/06/2015
Location:Scotland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#6339
Highest Content Rank:#1314
Highest Comment Rank:#268
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Comment Thumbs: 20694 total,  22143 ,  1449
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
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Comment Level Progress: 36.9% (369/1000)
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Subscribers:11
Content Views:5633
Times Content Favorited:287 times
Total Comments Made:1880
FJ Points:8313

latest user's comments

#13 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 09/19/2012 on Finnish milk ad -11
User avatar #14 - beloved (09/19/2012) [-]
It isn't true that Donald Duck is banned in Finland. It was long ago, and only one library stopped ordering it for the lack of pants. Not the whole country.
#30 - PenguinsOfMars (09/19/2012) [-]
You're telling my that Finland is big enough to have more than 1 library?
User avatar #15 - iFail (09/19/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, I didn't study the subject too closely, I've just heard this many times and took it as a fact without properly questioning it.
#16 - beloved (09/19/2012) [-]
No problem =3
#80 - I was looking at the hours and I must have read them wrong, so… 09/17/2012 on Dog and Chicken +1
#28 - Comment deleted 09/17/2012 on So, you're new to... 0
#23 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2012 on So, you're new to... -2
#26 - ccccmoney Comment deleted by iFail
#28 - iFail Comment deleted by iFail
#173 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/17/2012 on Me after not fapping for 2... -1
#176 - anon (09/17/2012) [-]
Wow . . . He has some balls
#172 - Comment deleted 09/17/2012 on Me after not fapping for 2... 0
#57 - The good news is, you're correct! The bad news is, you was…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/16/2012 on Dog and Chicken 0
User avatar #79 - Zetsubou (09/17/2012) [-]
wait, but I'm comment #25 and your telling me to look at 37, which means I was first. so I didn't waste my time
#80 - iFail (09/17/2012) [-]
I was looking at the hours and I must have read them wrong, sorry. I'm glad this post isn't on the front page anymore and nobody else will see my failure.
This stays between me and you.
Just us two..
#12 - In all honesty, if someone said to you, "hey, want to pla…  [+] (22 new replies) 09/15/2012 on Twilight +404
User avatar #214 - hotspace (09/15/2012) [-]
kind of selling out though
User avatar #309 - fedegon (09/16/2012) [-]
Fuck morals, bitches and money!
#38 - lordumpalumpa (09/15/2012) [-]
DonĀ“t blame the actors for such a shit movie but blame the author of the books for such a shitty story...
User avatar #36 - vladhellsing (09/15/2012) [-]
I'd say "Perhaps... tell me more." With one hand reaching for my pistol.
User avatar #23 - Lainge (09/15/2012) [-]
No one hates RP.
We hate twilight and how it ruined vampires.
Actors are actors are actors... are actors.
The one thing I don't understand is.... from the small snippets I have seen of the movies in ads on tv etc.
...The edward guy doesn't look attractive.... at all.

.....So what the fuck's going on there?
#154 - robpattinsonisafag (09/15/2012) [-]
I kinda hate him.
#77 - darkphoenixxx (09/15/2012) [-]
Except for this cunt, her lack of facial expressions and acting skills.
#283 - Jameshaich (09/15/2012) [-]
She is kinda hot though.
That makes up for it "I guess"
User avatar #46 - beeradthelaw (09/15/2012) [-]
Did you just make a Gertrude Stein reference?
User avatar #43 - choclategum (09/15/2012) [-]
Twilight didn't ruin vampires. And if you seriously think they are ruined because of an overrated book, you're crazy as hell.
User avatar #65 - FuNuTs (09/15/2012) [-]
Anne Rice was the one that started ruining the vampire name. Before her books hit the mainstream, vampires were cold blooded killers, just living for blood. There was nothing sensual about having your blood being drained from your body.

I sound like a fucking hipster, don't I?
User avatar #24 - Lainge (09/15/2012) [-]
And by that, because I'm going to assume many understandings.
Pale as fuck.
Weird face.
User avatar #183 - thisisntausername (09/15/2012) [-]
as a part homosex, I think he's attractive; mostly the eyes however.

..dem eyes..
User avatar #230 - fedegon (09/15/2012) [-]
I think that you mean "part homosex" as "bisex".
User avatar #310 - thisisntausername (09/16/2012) [-]
homosex is more fun to say though
#84 - leharpy (09/15/2012) [-]
Looks aren't what females find predominantly attractive.
add /watch?v=p-A8GvUehq4 to YouTube.
There's a really cool video that goes over what men and women find attractive and explains common attractions like shemales/futa and twilight.
I can't even make a freaking comment right...
#308 - roarflmao (09/15/2012) [-]
as a heterosexual man.. apparently my sexual preferences arent normal..
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User avatar #37 - vladhellsing (09/15/2012) [-]
His pale skin is due to makeup.

His weird head is due to the fact that his father was a cereal box.
User avatar #17 - esmebuffay (09/15/2012) [-]
Fuck yeah I'd do it! I wouldn't be proud of it though, I'm not saying he is, I'm just saying I wouldn't be.
User avatar #13 - ZzeromindzZ (09/15/2012) [-]
Of course.
#28 - This bitch. 09/15/2012 on Sad Break-Up On Proposal... +4
#52 - Yeah. Sorry, excluded might just be a British term. 09/14/2012 on Yolo +2
#18 - Yeah, I have a problem, actually. I find it very unnatural. … 09/14/2012 on My 18th Birthday Cake +5
#32 - >4th year of High School. >Slightly autistic kid, ni…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2012 on Yolo +1
#76 - ohemgeezus (09/14/2012) [-]
Reads that first time, no reaction
Reads it a second time up to the part where you say what he wrote, laughed for 2 mins
i dont even
User avatar #50 - YoDawgIHeardU (09/14/2012) [-]
I'm guessing excluded means suspended from school?
User avatar #52 - iFail (09/14/2012) [-]
Yeah. Sorry, excluded might just be a British term.
#37 - >Be me when I was 15. >Holiday in Crete. >Swi…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/14/2012 on Today is that day +39
#59 - walkingdisaster (09/14/2012) [-]
#48 - spawnconnery (09/14/2012) [-]
#38 - alstorp (09/14/2012) [-]
#3 - The modern day version. Enlarge..  [+] (4 new replies) 09/13/2012 on Medicine: 1 +140
#15 - andalitemadness (09/13/2012) [-]
#7 - anon (09/13/2012) [-]
i was expecting a joke about swag
#5 - atoaster (09/13/2012) [-]
This is too awesome. Have this wallpaper.
User avatar #55 - rplix (09/14/2012) [-]
Do you have a bigger resolution? Preferably 1920x1080.
#26 - >MFW this comment. 09/13/2012 on Youtube logic! +3
#63 - Where are these gifs from? 09/13/2012 on Make it Rain 0
#67 - I've always wondered, what movie is this from?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/12/2012 on MFW ugh 0
User avatar #68 - kampi (09/12/2012) [-]
"Jumanji". It's really awesome.
#80 - INSIDE JOB, MAN! INSIDE JOB!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/11/2012 on How It Really Happened +25
#84 - anon (09/11/2012) [-]
dont believe micheal moore the man is a complete asshat
#108 - >Irish-Scottish heritage. >Lives in Australia. &…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/10/2012 on Amazing Facts! +3
#131 - EdwardNigma (09/11/2012) [-]
At the moment it's mainly because I'm under age.
Though I still don't really want to. I know SOMEONES going to try and fucking force it on me like a dick head and that will either end with me giving in or me kicking them in the dick.
#98 - Comment deleted 09/09/2012 on Epic Rolls Comp 0
#180 - Damn, anon has serious game. 09/09/2012 on So woman of FJ 0
#10 - Comment deleted 09/08/2012 on Summer vacation 0
#297 - Comment deleted 09/07/2012 on Logic does not apply to... -1
#129 - If nobody had guns, the world would be a much better place. I …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/07/2012 on Logic does not apply to... +29
#671 - anon (09/08/2012) [-]
the thing i think about is this:
humans are creatures who want power over other humans. Say guns didn't exist, then we would create something worse. for example, in the Medieval era they started with swords, then the catapults, swords soon became weaker as people like pirates had guns that shot glass shards and other objects.

Basically, get rid of guns and we'll most likely create somethin gmore powerful to kill each other.
#556 - frink (09/07/2012) [-]
Was going to thumb you down, but I read it till the end and I realized what you did there.
User avatar #258 - thedarkhavok (09/07/2012) [-]
'If nobody had guns, the world would be a much better place' That statement is revoltingly obvious, the fact is it would be impossible to impose new gun laws in America due to the currently present guns.
User avatar #217 - lilnuggetbob (09/07/2012) [-]
go to Britain and get yourself mugged with no way to defend yourself now have fun! Every person on this planet isn't all "i love you and i never want to hurt you!" no, people are assholes, and sometimes you need to defend yourself against these assholes, and that's why you might need a gun sometimes, i know people will abuse it, but it will do more good than harm.
#633 - anon (09/07/2012) [-]
You think somebody trying to mug you is worthy of being killed? Guns clearly don't do more good than harm because at the end of the day more people are getting killed. No guns= less deaths for public...
User avatar #547 - lazypaul (09/07/2012) [-]
Go to Britain and almost no-one will have a gun to pull on you.
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#48 - Comment deleted 09/05/2012 on An average day on /b/ +5

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User avatar #22 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
That's a little overpriced, the souls are pretty common
User avatar #23 to #22 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, I don't send a lot of trading requests, I'm not too great with the values and stuff of items so I just put in what I need.
I'm happy to give you all my pride souls, could you send me a trading requests with all the demonic/angelic ingots you'd give me for them?
User avatar #24 to #23 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
I'd be glad to, and thank you for understanding.
User avatar #25 to #24 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for that buddy, happy trading.
Let me know if there's anything else you ever need, I'm always looking for demonic/angelic ingots.
User avatar #18 - missfoxgirl (12/08/2012) [-]
I never got to say thank you. Now i did :)
- Foxgirl
User avatar #19 to #18 - iFail (12/09/2012) [-]
Ha, it's no problem. Much like yourself, I was only being honest. :)
I like girls who can be upfront about that kind of thing, it's a relief.
- iFail
User avatar #20 to #19 - iFail (12/10/2012) [-]
(P.s, it would be lovely to talk to you more often.) ;)
User avatar #21 to #20 - missfoxgirl (12/15/2012) [-]
Just send me a pm, i love talking to new people ;)
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User avatar #17 to #16 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure. Send me a trade request.
User avatar #14 - givingtree (10/20/2012) [-]
Could you bump up the amount a little more? Not by too much, I don't want to rip you off or anything, just a few more gems if possible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Hold on.
User avatar #8 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
I can trade to you 2 arms + torso for the wooden key. o.o

Or i can add more stuff if you add some demonic ingots :D
User avatar #9 to #8 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
2 arms and torso for the key will work, I'll send you a trade request.
User avatar #10 to #9 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
`k, it`s a deal :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Nice doing business with you!
User avatar #12 to #11 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
same here. If you need anything else just let me know.
User avatar #13 to #12 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Alright, thanks, will do.
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#4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
gotta do a stairway to heave one man....or something like light my fire, but i dont think that's long enough.
#7 to #4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
heaven*
#3 - kohunt (07/06/2010) [-]
the meme rhapsody was the **** ! great job!
User avatar #2 - elektra (07/06/2010) [-]
Hey..what a epic job on Bohemian Rhapsody . Moar !
User avatar #1 - PaddyZilla (04/17/2010) [-]
Comment Virginity is mine.
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