Upload
Login or register

iFail

Last status update:
-
Gender: male
Age: 19
Date Signed Up:11/24/2009
Last Login:12/05/2016
Location:Scotland
Stats
Comment Ranking:#12675
Highest Content Rank:#1314
Highest Comment Rank:#268
Content Thumbs: 4410 total,  5059 ,  649
Comment Thumbs: 21345 total,  22909 ,  1564
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 144 Content: Faptastic → Level 145 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 88% (880/1000)
Level 320 Comments: Covered In Thumbs → Level 321 Comments: Covered In Thumbs
Subscribers:11
Content Views:6003
Total Comments Made:2043
FJ Points:8784

latest user's comments

#4251730 - Oh I see. Well, I'm free now, I no longer have the burden …  [+] (2 replies) 08/08/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar
#4251734 - capslockrage (08/08/2013) [-]
why not start again?
User avatar
#4251750 - iFail (08/08/2013) [-]
Nah, forget getting sucked back in. It's far too time consuming. It's good, but it's awful pointless and I wasted too much time here, if I start a little bit then I'll be wheeling and dealing by tomorrow morning.

I'm not prepared for that kind of thing. Again.
#4251702 - Why on earth were the items reset?  [+] (6 replies) 08/08/2013 on Play items 0
#4251709 - blackofficechair has deleted their comment.
User avatar
#4251707 - capslockrage (08/08/2013) [-]
because items had become shit when every single item there was so many that most rares were junk and ores were junk and every common item was junk
User avatar
#4251730 - iFail (08/08/2013) [-]
Oh I see.
Well, I'm free now, I no longer have the burden of items. I'm free of this game. Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already!

Auf Wiedersehn/Goodbye/Adios/Au revoir items board. You were nothing but a pain in my tits, but I certainly enjoyed my time here.
User avatar
#4251734 - capslockrage (08/08/2013) [-]
why not start again?
User avatar
#4251750 - iFail (08/08/2013) [-]
Nah, forget getting sucked back in. It's far too time consuming. It's good, but it's awful pointless and I wasted too much time here, if I start a little bit then I'll be wheeling and dealing by tomorrow morning.

I'm not prepared for that kind of thing. Again.
User avatar
#4251704 - horribleusername (08/08/2013) [-]
No idea. I only just started items again yesterday.
#4251697 - Guys, I haven't been on here in a while and I had a **** load …  [+] (8 replies) 08/08/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar
#4251698 - horribleusername (08/08/2013) [-]
reset items
User avatar
#4251702 - iFail (08/08/2013) [-]
Why on earth were the items reset?
#4251709 - blackofficechair has deleted their comment.
User avatar
#4251707 - capslockrage (08/08/2013) [-]
because items had become shit when every single item there was so many that most rares were junk and ores were junk and every common item was junk
User avatar
#4251730 - iFail (08/08/2013) [-]
Oh I see.
Well, I'm free now, I no longer have the burden of items. I'm free of this game. Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already!

Auf Wiedersehn/Goodbye/Adios/Au revoir items board. You were nothing but a pain in my tits, but I certainly enjoyed my time here.
User avatar
#4251734 - capslockrage (08/08/2013) [-]
why not start again?
User avatar
#4251750 - iFail (08/08/2013) [-]
Nah, forget getting sucked back in. It's far too time consuming. It's good, but it's awful pointless and I wasted too much time here, if I start a little bit then I'll be wheeling and dealing by tomorrow morning.

I'm not prepared for that kind of thing. Again.
User avatar
#4251704 - horribleusername (08/08/2013) [-]
No idea. I only just started items again yesterday.
#1042 - Hahah, alright, no worries bud. Yeah I suppose you're righ…  [+] (1 reply) 08/07/2013 on Grow the fuck up Admin. 0
#1046 - baloothebear (08/07/2013) [-]
i think he really does alot for the site and just feels unapreciated. and i can understand that we always treat him like hes hitler. you know everyone has feelings. and if you work hard on something and it seems like nobody apreciates you it's ok to snap. IMO
#1035 - Hahah, keep your hair on, buddy, I was just joking. I was …  [+] (3 replies) 08/07/2013 on Grow the fuck up Admin. 0
#1038 - baloothebear (08/07/2013) [-]
i get it i was overreacting anyway mate ;) but i like how the images one adds can change the comment alot.. with that gif it really looks like im mad.

also i don't really care how he treats us. he doesnt do anything if we dont say anything... funnyjunk is rotten anyway
User avatar
#1042 - iFail (08/07/2013) [-]
Hahah, alright, no worries bud.
Yeah I suppose you're right, I mean it's out of order that he'll lash out at people who post content that slags him a wee bit, but if you don't post that kind of content in the first place then that won't happen.
#1046 - baloothebear (08/07/2013) [-]
i think he really does alot for the site and just feels unapreciated. and i can understand that we always treat him like hes hitler. you know everyone has feelings. and if you work hard on something and it seems like nobody apreciates you it's ok to snap. IMO
#994 - Dear Darius Negrophallus , We keep this site alive for yo…  [+] (5 replies) 08/07/2013 on Grow the fuck up Admin. -1
#1015 - baloothebear (08/07/2013) [-]
stop spreading cancer!
seriously it's stuff like sharing on facebook that brings the cancerous fags to this site
User avatar
#1035 - iFail (08/07/2013) [-]
Hahah, keep your hair on, buddy, I was just joking.
I was paraphrasing Rikki Farr's speech from the Isle of Wight festival in 1970, I don't share stuff on facebook personally, but my point is Darius Negrophallus's asking us to promote his site all the while he's treating it like a playground rather than a responsibility.
#1038 - baloothebear (08/07/2013) [-]
i get it i was overreacting anyway mate ;) but i like how the images one adds can change the comment alot.. with that gif it really looks like im mad.

also i don't really care how he treats us. he doesnt do anything if we dont say anything... funnyjunk is rotten anyway
User avatar
#1042 - iFail (08/07/2013) [-]
Hahah, alright, no worries bud.
Yeah I suppose you're right, I mean it's out of order that he'll lash out at people who post content that slags him a wee bit, but if you don't post that kind of content in the first place then that won't happen.
#1046 - baloothebear (08/07/2013) [-]
i think he really does alot for the site and just feels unapreciated. and i can understand that we always treat him like hes hitler. you know everyone has feelings. and if you work hard on something and it seems like nobody apreciates you it's ok to snap. IMO
#29 - Guys are into sex. Rough sex, soft sex, hard sex, fast sex, sl…  [+] (3 replies) 08/06/2013 on Skyrim sluts +7
#250 - kiermatv (08/07/2013) [-]
You can have Bus sex?
User avatar
#251 - iFail (08/07/2013) [-]
Of course, why did you think they put all those poles and bars in every public bus? To prevent old people from falling over?
Well, yeah, I suppose that is why they put them in there, but it doesn't mean you can't use them for freaky sex in freaky positions.
#55 - gilfhunter (08/06/2013) [-]
I feel the strange urge to tug on my penis now.....
#30 - I was inspired by the lightbulb to make this.  [+] (9 replies) 08/06/2013 on Optical Illusion +167
#104 - xdiabolicx (08/06/2013) [-]
Lightus Bulbus
User avatar
#80 - theturkeyburger (08/06/2013) [-]
My keyboard is now drenched with cola
User avatar
#71 - wtfduud (08/06/2013) [-]
Now we wait for it to be rolled.
User avatar
#60 - dragoran (08/06/2013) [-]
thats really deep when you think about it

fuck the twats that stand in your way and bash your virtuous intentions, whilst fucking the righteous ass you deserve and worked so hard for

shit im tearing up here
#95 - frantasium (08/06/2013) [-]
I'm also tearing up.
User avatar
#52 - mrloverlover (08/06/2013) [-]
shall now be my desktop background
#49 - notstill (08/06/2013) [-]
I think it's better how lightbulb worded it.
#31 - palindromia (08/06/2013) [-]
funnier than post
User avatar
#48 - notstill (08/06/2013) [-]
Without the post it wouldn't be there