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Video Games Played: GTA, Skyrim, Zelda: OOT, CoD
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Interests: Films, Music, Video Games, Fishing etc.
Date Signed Up:11/24/2009
Last Login:12/24/2014
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#26 - **iFail rolls 23**  [+] (1 new reply) 02/07/2013 on well... 0
#27 - iFail (02/07/2013) [-]
#3035 - **iFail rolled a random comment #229 posted by SomebodyGet… 02/07/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... 0
#3031 - Comment deleted 02/07/2013 on What You Say to the Girl... 0
#169 - Bryan's a cunt though, I wouldn't trust him. 02/07/2013 on Kids These Days +29
#82 - Comment deleted 02/04/2013 on Funny-Morbid +5
#9 - Whoa, I can't lie, that's quite impressive. Yeah bud, it w… 02/02/2013 on Someone clearly didnt get... 0
#3 - It was in Edinburgh..  [+] (2 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Someone clearly didnt get... 0
#7 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
Sorry. I only knew guesses glasgow because it looked like a shit-hole, was clearly in Britain, was in Scotland (You can tell by the black shale-stains on the stone walls - not pollution) and the design of the rail station - it looks like a major one.

When was this? Was it in the news?
User avatar #9 - iFail (02/02/2013) [-]
Whoa, I can't lie, that's quite impressive.
Yeah bud, it was only a couple of days ago. The car park was going to be resurfaced but some cunt drove into the sectioned off part and parked there anyway. So, they did this.
#117 - If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic, make melonade!… 01/30/2013 on Navy Seal calls The Olive... +2
#13 - >3rd year in high school. >Biology experiment. &…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/29/2013 on Irony +150
#215 - funmanigro (01/30/2013) [-]
>be 3rd year high school
>Biology experiment.
>Burning peanuts in a little tub with a bunsen burner to test energy or some shit.
>I notice rubber tube of the guy next to me started melting
>gas tabe go on fire
>i shout on teacher
>he tells everyone to go back
>teacher tells everyone to go back
>the guy is still there burning a fucking peanut
#151 - Optiguy (01/30/2013) [-]
Not me, but my uncles went to my same high school 20-30 years ago. Don't ask me how, but they managed to connect the gas valves to the water pipes. I shit you not, they shut down the school for days because the water fountains were leaking gas. They had to go in and reset everything, flush out the system, etc.

>TFW they got a few days off of school without ever getting caught.
#137 - dlinde (01/30/2013) [-]
nice one phil.
User avatar #128 - elcreepo (01/30/2013) [-]
>doing a chemistry experiment for younger kids in cafeteria
>involves sodium and water's reactions
>put plexiglass guarding children, don't bother putting a guard behind test tube
>let friend put sodium into water
>suddenly hear screaming
>his pants are on fire, he starts screaming and running around, kids are screeching like monkeys
>lunch lady manages to put it out, not before fire burned friend's junk and left a massive hole in his pants
>we traumatized at least a dozen children that day. And I'm fairly certain my friend's scrotum fused to his dick.
User avatar #32 - snakefire (01/29/2013) [-]
nice one phil
User avatar #14 - bramdk (01/29/2013) [-]
10/10 would read again
my turn
>2nd year in school
>burning wax for some reason (it was a true expermient i just dont remember why)
>on clear order not to hold it in there to long because itd spew out of the tube
>hold it in
>nothing happens
>hold it in
>get angry and hold it in a littlebit to long
>was is now everywhere on the ceiling and window behind me
>tfw theres still a bit of was on the ceiling to this day

User avatar #27 - memberforcontent (01/29/2013) [-]
My turn

>be me
>be ''that guy''
>was is now everywhere on the ceiling and window behind me
>was is now everywhere on the ceiling
User avatar #220 - bramdk (01/30/2013) [-]
shit i did it twice in a row D:
#144 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [-]
Look down a key from S, now look at what he was experimenting with... Wax

Wax, typo, not everything is grammar fail...
#20 - yunablade (01/29/2013) [-]

>On chemics class in 2nd year
>We are told for an experiment to create alcohol lamps
>basically a glass container, alcohol, a wick and a lighter.
> Instructions said to make a tightest possible hole for the wick to the top of glass container
> make it too big
>present it on class
> Let teamate who did nothing light up the candle while I get something out of my backpack
> Teamate hair catched a bit of fire
>Small piecs of glass blew everywhere
>teacher smacks him with a book to get fire off
> MFW when I unintentionally created a granade
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#20 - Comment deleted 01/26/2013 on Text Prank 0
#7 - Aw I see, thanks bud. 01/26/2013 on Nice 0
#19 - Comment deleted 01/26/2013 on Text Prank 0
#4 - What's going on in the picture that the guy is holding up?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/26/2013 on Nice 0
User avatar #6 - robotvoice (01/26/2013) [-]
its from a Telivision show.
User avatar #7 - iFail (01/26/2013) [-]
Aw I see, thanks bud.
#92 - I'm Scottish and I never say anything violent to any other fel… 01/26/2013 on Japanese Scottish Cyclops 0
#16 - Since you've managed to get it working, can you explain beep's…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2013 on Text Prank +1
User avatar #18 - spikethepony (01/26/2013) [-]
**spikethepony instructs, "You must type <*me>, then your message, and end with another asterisk."**
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#303 - Really? Is that a fact? 01/23/2013 on Hmmm... +1
#301 - See, I live in Britain and I've had various debates over wheth…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/23/2013 on Hmmm... 0
#368 - nexuser (01/23/2013) [-]
Yea same, I live here too and I've always assumed bad luck from American tv shows, but who cares, it's all bollocks anyway
#303 - Thanks buddy. 01/22/2013 on right in the childhood 0
#74 - I feel really stupid for asking this, but what's the character…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/21/2013 on right in the childhood 0
User avatar #232 - wallabymine (01/22/2013) [-]
no face, spirited away
User avatar #303 - iFail (01/22/2013) [-]
Thanks buddy.
#133 - Number 3 was Scottish, OCHT AYE! 01/21/2013 on More Badass Than You. 0
#132 - Comment deleted 01/21/2013 on More Badass Than You. 0
#76 - It's from the Mcdonalds 'Moon Man' commercial. 01/20/2013 on I don't want to live. 0
#18 - Picture 01/19/2013 on Where the fuck am i +50
#22 - **** , you're right, he did. SOMEBODY CALL ma…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2013 on Omegle +4
User avatar #100 - majormoron (01/20/2013) [-]
i did? whoops.
#64 - Not getting tired of that boring old hat yet? Not even a … 01/19/2013 on All of my wat +4
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User avatar #26 - helpmeplz (08/06/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
User avatar #22 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
That's a little overpriced, the souls are pretty common
User avatar #23 to #22 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, I don't send a lot of trading requests, I'm not too great with the values and stuff of items so I just put in what I need.
I'm happy to give you all my pride souls, could you send me a trading requests with all the demonic/angelic ingots you'd give me for them?
User avatar #24 to #23 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
I'd be glad to, and thank you for understanding.
User avatar #25 to #24 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for that buddy, happy trading.
Let me know if there's anything else you ever need, I'm always looking for demonic/angelic ingots.
User avatar #18 - missfoxgirl (12/08/2012) [-]
I never got to say thank you. Now i did :)
- Foxgirl
User avatar #19 to #18 - iFail (12/09/2012) [-]
Ha, it's no problem. Much like yourself, I was only being honest. :)
I like girls who can be upfront about that kind of thing, it's a relief.
- iFail
User avatar #20 to #19 - iFail (12/10/2012) [-]
(P.s, it would be lovely to talk to you more often.) ;)
User avatar #21 to #20 - missfoxgirl (12/15/2012) [-]
Just send me a pm, i love talking to new people ;)
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User avatar #17 to #16 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure. Send me a trade request.
User avatar #14 - givingtree (10/20/2012) [-]
Could you bump up the amount a little more? Not by too much, I don't want to rip you off or anything, just a few more gems if possible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Hold on.
User avatar #8 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
I can trade to you 2 arms + torso for the wooden key. o.o

Or i can add more stuff if you add some demonic ingots :D
User avatar #9 to #8 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
2 arms and torso for the key will work, I'll send you a trade request.
User avatar #10 to #9 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
`k, it`s a deal :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Nice doing business with you!
User avatar #12 to #11 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
same here. If you need anything else just let me know.
User avatar #13 to #12 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Alright, thanks, will do.
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#4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
gotta do a stairway to heave one man....or something like light my fire, but i dont think that's long enough.
#7 to #4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
#3 - kohunt (07/06/2010) [-]
the meme rhapsody was the **** ! great job!
User avatar #2 - elektra (07/06/2010) [-]
Hey..what a epic job on Bohemian Rhapsody . Moar !
User avatar #1 - PaddyZilla (04/17/2010) [-]
Comment Virginity is mine.
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