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Gender: male
Age: 20
Video Games Played: GTA, Skyrim, Zelda: OOT, CoD
X-box Gamertag: LouisF97
Interests: Films, Music, Video Games, Fishing etc.
Date Signed Up:11/24/2009
Last Login:12/19/2014
Location:Scotland
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Comment Ranking:#27395
Highest Content Rank:#1314
Highest Comment Rank:#268
Content Thumbs: 4410 total,  5059 ,  649
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Subscribers:11
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Times Content Favorited:288 times
Total Comments Made:1818
FJ Points:7819

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#18 - Is that Marsellus Wallace in the picture? You'd have thoug… 04/11/2013 on Virginity +39
#10 - >Bill Gates sitting in his office, reflecting on success. …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2013 on "The Badass" - Bill Gates... +283
#116 - gustaviaable has deleted their comment.
User avatar #91 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Then came Windows 8.
#42 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
*you're a success
#80 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
Your so much more intellectually adept because you can point a rudimentary grammar mistake based anon.
#115 - hadfap (04/11/2013) [-]
You're
#48 - Nice job buddy! Hope it all goes well for you and such. 04/10/2013 on beta feels +2
#3502390 - Buying wooden chest keys. Will trade any of my other keys. 04/10/2013 on Play items 0
#3501427 - Yeah I know, but I had ran out and I was too impatient to wait. 04/10/2013 on Play items 0
#3501420 - Hahah, wow thanks!  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3501423 - tallywacker (04/10/2013) [-]
they drop all the time
User avatar #3501427 - iFail (04/10/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, but I had ran out and I was too impatient to wait.
#3501418 - How much?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/10/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3501419 - tallywacker (04/10/2013) [-]
jk take 5 for free
User avatar #3501420 - iFail (04/10/2013) [-]
Hahah, wow thanks!
User avatar #3501423 - tallywacker (04/10/2013) [-]
they drop all the time
User avatar #3501427 - iFail (04/10/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, but I had ran out and I was too impatient to wait.
#3501416 - Anybody got a furnace I could use? Help is much appreciated.  [+] (6 new replies) 04/10/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3501417 - tallywacker (04/10/2013) [-]
yes, but it will cost you greatly
User avatar #3501418 - iFail (04/10/2013) [-]
How much?
User avatar #3501419 - tallywacker (04/10/2013) [-]
jk take 5 for free
User avatar #3501420 - iFail (04/10/2013) [-]
Hahah, wow thanks!
User avatar #3501423 - tallywacker (04/10/2013) [-]
they drop all the time
User avatar #3501427 - iFail (04/10/2013) [-]
Yeah I know, but I had ran out and I was too impatient to wait.
#3501403 - Alright, thanks. 04/10/2013 on Play items 0
#3501395 - What does magic coal do? How do I use it?  [+] (2 new replies) 04/10/2013 on Play items 0
User avatar #3501400 - tallywacker (04/10/2013) [-]
wrath dragon
User avatar #3501403 - iFail (04/10/2013) [-]
Alright, thanks.
#3494633 - How do I cash in my demonic/angelic/fabulous tickets? 04/09/2013 on Play items 0
#573 - Wow, thanks for the gift, bud!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on schatgraver's profile 0
User avatar #574 - schatgraver (04/09/2013) [-]
Np :)
#3494525 - Need a FABULOUS key. Willing to trade my other keys. 04/09/2013 on Play items 0
#11 - Opinions are very divided. She closed loads of mines becau…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/09/2013 on Politics facebook style +10
#36 - mackigol (04/09/2013) [-]
The problem with closing the mines and the old industries is that there was no exit strategy, no replacement employment. Thatcher left communities to decay after tearing the heart out of the job market.

You say you are from Scotland, then you will be familiar with the state of the former mining communities in the Central Belt and in Fife, that is the fault of the Thatcher government.

The Thatcher years were all about promoting greed and neglecting the poor.
#7 - Why kidnap 100 children and kill 10 when you can kidnap 150 ki…  [+] (85 new replies) 04/08/2013 on 90's Kids +854
#426 - nyeeeh (04/09/2013) [-]
Why kidnap 150 kids and kill 60 when you could kidnap 200 and kill 110?
#414 - oxYKellark (04/09/2013) [-]
#427 - Yesitsme has deleted their comment.
User avatar #428 - oxYKellark (04/09/2013) [-]
HBO series Band of Brothers
#403 - elatedmonkey (04/09/2013) [-]
Logic
#391 - arrowinurbutt (04/09/2013) [-]
Because that requires more math...
User avatar #416 - Mozzak (04/09/2013) [-]
I AM UNABLE TO COMPREHEND
#393 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
half life 3 confirmed?
User avatar #401 - zorororonoa (04/09/2013) [-]
No, Half Life 2, Episode of Fish confirmed
User avatar #387 - hazmathank (04/09/2013) [-]
Why take 150 children when you could take 75 aleve.
#378 - digidawg (04/09/2013) [-]
#395 - salts (04/09/2013) [-]
#377 - salts (04/09/2013) [-]
why kill them when you can use them for you own personal army?
#423 - thelordofbutthurt (04/09/2013) [-]
I laughed
#409 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
Hah.
#371 - pianoasis has deleted their comment.
User avatar #357 - mhden (04/09/2013) [-]
Why kidnap150 and kill 60 when you can kidnap (n+90) and kill n ?

Only educated people will get this .
#408 - grapesforall (04/09/2013) [-]
you mean anyone that passed the 8th grade
#410 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
Which some of the stupidty of freshmen theese days some of them shouldnt have passed.
#388 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
n isn't a number idiot
#397 - leobreacker (04/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #394 - derangedberger (04/09/2013) [-]
I found the uneducated person!
#396 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
derangedberger is uneducated in the ways of the internet
#400 - Lightclaw (04/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #380 - Muppetz (04/09/2013) [-]
>"only educated people will get this"

...its just pre-algebra
User avatar #405 - vetis (04/09/2013) [-]
This is Funnyjunk... Read the comment section more and you'll understand.
User avatar #386 - bageljew (04/09/2013) [-]
you'd be surprised...
#385 - KungFuZerO (04/09/2013) [-]
Thats the highest education he got
User avatar #415 - mhden (04/09/2013) [-]
What the flip did thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of Guerrilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia. Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you goddamn fool. I shall shit fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.
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#375 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
Only educated people will get this.

Are you fucking kidding me? You learn this shit in fucking 8th grade, and if you don't get it you should kill yourself
#389 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
Yourself kill should you it get don't you if and, grade 8th fucking in shit this learn you? Me kidding fucking you are

This get will people educated only
#407 - vetis (04/09/2013) [-]
Oh my god, that is fucking clever. No, that isn't sarcasm. I liked that.
User avatar #402 - pringlez (04/09/2013) [-]
What the fuck, man.
User avatar #372 - tittystargalactica (04/09/2013) [-]
Wtf is an education and where do I get one?
#367 - baconbiscuits (04/09/2013) [-]
I get the math part of this, but the internet has raped my mind. Whereas n = a random integer; I looked at this and thought "Nigger plus 90 and kill nigger. Seems legit."

Been laid off for months now (Which means extra internet time, woohoo) and while interviewing with other options it's almost a nightmare anymore because the entire time they are questioning me, in my head I think "What if I just shouted 'nigger' at the top of my lungs right now? Would she continue the interview? How would I leave? I can't just walk out after screaming nigger. I would have to drop my pants and do a zoidberg shuffle out of here while hissing like a pissed off snake. Maybe I could claim I have tourettes and forgot to put it on my application. What if she asks me a question and because I'm thinking about this, I accidentally reply with "Nigger." Oh man I hope I don't say nigger."

I'm not racist. I just struggle not to yell nigger at random times. I need help.
#384 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
tbh n does not stand for a random number but for a random postive number
User avatar #373 - iamkagji (04/09/2013) [-]
This is the funniest thing I have read in weeks.
#359 - thexiled (04/09/2013) [-]
It actually makes me sad that I understood that...fuckin math man
#392 - fcrocker (04/09/2013) [-]
What the fuck are you talking about? There's not even any real math here, someone could understand that having never looked at algebra in their lives.7

Don't try and make yourself feel clever, a ten year old could understand that.
#417 - thexiled (04/09/2013) [-]
Wow, who shit on your face this morning?
#429 - fcrocker (04/10/2013) [-]
Your mother, just after she wiped my spunk off of hers.
User avatar #360 - shredheadxd (04/09/2013) [-]
You're sad because you're slightly intelligent?
#364 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
knowing math doesn't make you more intelligent (especially not that simple math)

intelligence has nothing to do what you learned
User avatar #369 - shredheadxd (04/09/2013) [-]
>implying that's what I implied?
#361 - thexiled (04/09/2013) [-]
Sad wasn't the best word for me to use...I just hate algebra, especially sicne I am on spring break right now.
#354 - Jenkinhimer (04/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #345 - arziben (04/09/2013) [-]
same as him v

please forgive us, Satan doesn't
#343 - nickotak (04/09/2013) [-]
Had to thumb down to keep the number clean. I'm sorry
#340 - shimoshamman (04/09/2013) [-]
Numbers dont lie iFail.
User avatar #342 - kiratheunholy (04/09/2013) [-]
People keep thumbing it back down to 666 too, for the glory of satan of course.
User avatar #339 - kiratheunholy (04/09/2013) [-]
inb4666thumbs
#310 - mooderp (04/09/2013) [-]
Why "kill" when you can sacrifice the kids to Satan?
#382 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
HAIL SATAN

THE DARK OVERLORD OF ALL THAT IS EVIL

HAIL HAIL HAIL
#271 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
exterminate all children on earth and only let 90 alive!
#258 - klina (04/09/2013) [-]
Why kill some of them when you can kill all of them?
#253 - Spectricity (04/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #231 - zredshift (04/09/2013) [-]
Why not kidnap 60 children past puberty, 30 boys, 30 girls, and force them to have unprotected intercourse with each other and each couple will give birth to 1 kid (all the extras will be culled), and there you go - 90 kids.
User avatar #251 - rokkarokkaali (04/09/2013) [-]
I wanna be kidnapped.
User avatar #164 - moevleboevle (04/09/2013) [-]
or kidnap 45 and clone them into 90?
#308 - darths (04/09/2013) [-]
We shouldn't do that, cloning is wrong.
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#178 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
kidnap and clone them then kill the originals leaving the clones to go back to the parents and watch as they try to take care a the clone who isn't their real child.
#150 - salts (04/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #418 - adeadaxe (04/09/2013) [-]
Because they're mutually exclusive.
User avatar #419 - salts (04/09/2013) [-]
tell that to comment 181 down below
User avatar #420 - adeadaxe (04/09/2013) [-]
Yea I saw that with all the upvotes. That happens on FJ sometimes. Idk why, but two comments that say the same thing get different votes, and when you point it out all of FJ gets pissed off at you like you're the one being retarded. Oh well.
User avatar #425 - salts (04/09/2013) [-]
its getting to the point where im about to devise social experiments and run them on FJ ..just for lulz
User avatar #422 - salts (04/09/2013) [-]
eh it happens ..im not mad ..in fact this phenomenon that we are wittnessing here is quite interesting that's why i haven't deleted the comment..also i put up the are you retarded post ..and it has thumbs..which goes to show that the people here don't even look at who's posting
#376 - salts (04/09/2013) [-]
User avatar #110 - huskycreeper (04/09/2013) [-]
Oh god....the pain in my abdomen.
User avatar #61 - theodordronen (04/09/2013) [-]
You, my clever friend, are going places

probably jail..
User avatar #54 - skyie (04/09/2013) [-]
because counting is hard...
User avatar #27 - dafuckisthisshit (04/09/2013) [-]
we must go deeper
#19 - doctoryou (04/09/2013) [-]
Why kidnap 150 and kill 60 when you can kidnap 1000 and kill 910?
User avatar #313 - rplix (04/09/2013) [-]
This is probably one of the funniest ones
User avatar #200 - therealtjthemedic (04/09/2013) [-]
I don't really understand the whole jalepeno pussy thing
what's it supposed to sound like?
User avatar #430 - jalepeno (04/10/2013) [-]
Well It's quite simple really..
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#202 - doctoryou (04/09/2013) [-]
the way most Americans at least pronounce is hal-a-peen-yo, making it sound like "all up in yo"
#411 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
I pronounce it with the J, just cause fuck you.
User avatar #344 - capslockrage (04/09/2013) [-]
Not just Americans, that's how it's supposed to be pronounced.
#368 - anonymous (04/09/2013) [-]
In its original spanish pronunciation it is pronounced /xala'peɲo/
User avatar #203 - therealtjthemedic (04/09/2013) [-]
Oh, thanks doctorme.
#181 - andreasl (04/09/2013) [-]
#7 - Imagine the last meal the astronaut had before departing from…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/08/2013 on Official transcript from... +43
#72 - azteh (04/09/2013) [-]
It would be horrible, because you are not allowed to fart in a space suit
User avatar #64 - Durp (04/09/2013) [-]
It would literally be a shitstorm
#47 - plzdontdropthebass (04/09/2013) [-]
Well, that'd be amazing if they could eat a whole Taco Bell. They might literally shit bricks

pic EXTREMELY unrelated
#8 - Uranium (04/08/2013) [-]
They're actually not allowed to eat for like 18 hours before a mission.
User avatar #10 - dafiltafish (04/09/2013) [-]
it's still possible.
#10 - >Be a phone operator at 911 >Job is to deal with peo… 04/08/2013 on An origional title 0
#112 - Yeah, it's a belter of a pool. 04/08/2013 on A True Friend 0
#111 - Aw alright, think it'll still be open come summertime? I fancy…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2013 on A True Friend 0
User avatar #129 - grantanater (04/11/2013) [-]
I think the new olympia opens around about july
#77 - Is that big swimming pool open again in Dundee? The one near t…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/08/2013 on A True Friend 0
User avatar #109 - jamhamington (04/08/2013) [-]
it didn't close after he drowned, but it is closing soon as they're in the process of building a new one, they have been for a while, don't know when it's due to open though
User avatar #111 - iFail (04/08/2013) [-]
Aw alright, think it'll still be open come summertime? I fancy a go on that cannonball slide before it closes.
User avatar #129 - grantanater (04/11/2013) [-]
I think the new olympia opens around about july
User avatar #82 - nimba (04/08/2013) [-]
IS THIS BY THAT WICKED ASS SHIP
User avatar #112 - iFail (04/08/2013) [-]
Yeah, it's a belter of a pool.
#117 - **** , that's some fine ass blue, Mr.Black! An… 04/08/2013 on What Did the Doctor Say 0
#55 - >Spray mosquito with mosquito repellent. >Watch it h…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/07/2013 on I did not know that... +20
#70 - fireworkmuffins (04/07/2013) [-]
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#57 - wartroll (04/07/2013) [-]
Nice one
#36 - 1v1 me irl m8. i sware on me mums lyf m8 ill whet your fukn horn.  [+] (4 new replies) 04/07/2013 on Did you Know Compilation 2 +250
User avatar #285 - sackit (04/08/2013) [-]
Mess with the bull and you get the horn
#271 - weefee (04/07/2013) [-]
#273 - baconbiscuits (04/07/2013) [-]
I felt your picture more than appropriately commented iFail's. It was a snowball of laughter, from his then to yours. So I thumb and thank you both!
#130 - anonymous (04/07/2013) [-]
yr on scrub, il fcking dec u in, swer on me mum, il plow yr face ov4r
:johnwilkesbooth.jpg:
Sry, i got banned:C
#130 - Can't say I'm through Glasgow enough to know who you're talkin… 04/06/2013 on Creepy Mall Guy 0
#41 - Haha, yeah, sure, they "raised" all that money throu… 04/06/2013 on Save Walter! 0
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User avatar #26 - helpmeplz (08/06/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
User avatar #22 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
That's a little overpriced, the souls are pretty common
User avatar #23 to #22 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, I don't send a lot of trading requests, I'm not too great with the values and stuff of items so I just put in what I need.
I'm happy to give you all my pride souls, could you send me a trading requests with all the demonic/angelic ingots you'd give me for them?
User avatar #24 to #23 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
I'd be glad to, and thank you for understanding.
User avatar #25 to #24 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for that buddy, happy trading.
Let me know if there's anything else you ever need, I'm always looking for demonic/angelic ingots.
User avatar #18 - missfoxgirl (12/08/2012) [-]
I never got to say thank you. Now i did :)
- Foxgirl
User avatar #19 to #18 - iFail (12/09/2012) [-]
Ha, it's no problem. Much like yourself, I was only being honest. :)
I like girls who can be upfront about that kind of thing, it's a relief.
- iFail
User avatar #20 to #19 - iFail (12/10/2012) [-]
(P.s, it would be lovely to talk to you more often.) ;)
User avatar #21 to #20 - missfoxgirl (12/15/2012) [-]
Just send me a pm, i love talking to new people ;)
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User avatar #17 to #16 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure. Send me a trade request.
User avatar #14 - givingtree (10/20/2012) [-]
Could you bump up the amount a little more? Not by too much, I don't want to rip you off or anything, just a few more gems if possible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Hold on.
User avatar #8 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
I can trade to you 2 arms + torso for the wooden key. o.o

Or i can add more stuff if you add some demonic ingots :D
User avatar #9 to #8 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
2 arms and torso for the key will work, I'll send you a trade request.
User avatar #10 to #9 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
`k, it`s a deal :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Nice doing business with you!
User avatar #12 to #11 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
same here. If you need anything else just let me know.
User avatar #13 to #12 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Alright, thanks, will do.
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#4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
gotta do a stairway to heave one man....or something like light my fire, but i dont think that's long enough.
#7 to #4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
heaven*
#3 - kohunt (07/06/2010) [-]
the meme rhapsody was the **** ! great job!
User avatar #2 - elektra (07/06/2010) [-]
Hey..what a epic job on Bohemian Rhapsody . Moar !
User avatar #1 - PaddyZilla (04/17/2010) [-]
Comment Virginity is mine.
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