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Date Signed Up:11/24/2009
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#72 - Can someone explain the clock one to me? I don't understan…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2013 on Amazing innovations 0
User avatar #78 - zakaizer (04/17/2013) [-]
So you're always ahead of time, thus drastically reducing your chances of being late... And yes I know, you could just set your normal clocks 5 minutes fast, but that lacks style.
#34 - I want you to know that you aren't getting red thumbs because … 04/16/2013 on Terminal Lance "That One Guy" +17
#53 - Had the last panel as a reaction pic for a while now. Here it … 04/15/2013 on What to do now. +3
#96 - I'd squeeze the water out of the cloth and use it to make a c… 04/15/2013 on Fighting anorexia 0
#91 - "I wash myself with a rag on a stick". Her…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/15/2013 on Fighting anorexia +2
#94 - Jameshaich (04/15/2013) [-]
Imagine being forced to eat it after she cleaned her area
#96 - iFail (04/15/2013) [-]
I'd squeeze the water out of the cloth and use it to make a cup of tea.
#38 - Anybody else think it's cool that the catchmaster box manage… 04/13/2013 on Cleaning attic when i... +1
#7 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 04/13/2013 on Makes sense... -4
#9 - doktorandus (04/13/2013) [-]
You had ONE JOB
#42 - Oh my god, this is ******* horrible. Brought … 04/13/2013 on Meme generator +4
#16 - >Can't be that bad he killed the guy who killed the guy who… 04/13/2013 on St. Hitler +2
#165 - >Can't phone people before or after 9am >Can't phone…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/12/2013 on 100 wisest words... +53
#368 - madmaxx (04/13/2013) [-]
Then don't phone them, call them.
User avatar #251 - ohgodwaitimatheist (04/13/2013) [-]
Do it at 9 PM or 9 AM.
User avatar #287 - anonomoz (04/13/2013) [-]
that means two minutes each day, assuming minute is the smallest unit of time in this case
#46 - I'd go as far as to pay good money for a faceboob. 04/12/2013 on Eyeliner +24
#57 - It's small enough. 04/12/2013 on What is one small change... 0
#27 - Maybe we should have a search feature in our favorites? I …  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2013 on What is one small change... 0
User avatar #42 - jmezfm (04/12/2013) [-]
Yeah, but that's not a small change, like addy wants
User avatar #57 - iFail (04/12/2013) [-]
It's small enough.
#8 - A horse dressed as a human? What an interesting turn of events... 04/12/2013 on Budget cuts are really... +29
#269 - Aw yeah, sorry I forgot, Margaret Thatcher introduced poll tax… 04/12/2013 on Margret Thatcher -1
#106 - Hahaha, that's ******* crazy. A revolution? The c…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/12/2013 on Margret Thatcher +2
User avatar #107 - thesuperhanz (04/12/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but did you see what happened with the Poll Tax there were riots in streets and not just any student riots people of all ages and then there's brixton and toxteth and so on, she was a bitch I would rather vote for the helping hand than the iron fist
User avatar #269 - iFail (04/12/2013) [-]
Aw yeah, sorry I forgot, Margaret Thatcher introduced poll tax just because she wanted to cause riots. The poll tax had no benefit towards the economy, all the money gathered from poll tax was thrown into the sea, it was solely arranged so that Thatcher could laugh at the butthurt.

Just kidding of course, that was sarcasm. Thatcher done nothing but help this country, she gave it the good slap in to place that it needed. And yeah, we all would, I'd happily vote for a helping hand. But in today's politics, there is not one helping hand that's as strong as Thatcher's, and I even doubt there will be one for some time.
#18 - Haha, thought it was him! Just needed confirmation.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/12/2013 on when human reboots +3
#19 - krakerjacks (04/12/2013) [-]
#75 - The man has **** all figured out. The country…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/12/2013 on Margret Thatcher +1
User avatar #101 - thesuperhanz (04/12/2013) [-]
Well I'm sorry but I disagree if we had more prime ministers like her we'd have a revolution on our hands. She brought the country to it's fucking knees through unemployment.
User avatar #106 - iFail (04/12/2013) [-]
Hahaha, that's fucking crazy. A revolution? The country would be on it's knees?
Where the proof in that? She was the one that put an end to all the trade union strikes that caused all the power shortages in the 70s and what not when she scrapped the trade unions. The country was on it's knees, she picked it up. Alright, she inadvertently caused strikes by closing the non-profitable industries too, but it needed to be done. Otherwise, our economy would've gone to fuck.

In other words, she might have made some harsh choices, but she saved our country in doing so.
User avatar #107 - thesuperhanz (04/12/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but did you see what happened with the Poll Tax there were riots in streets and not just any student riots people of all ages and then there's brixton and toxteth and so on, she was a bitch I would rather vote for the helping hand than the iron fist
User avatar #269 - iFail (04/12/2013) [-]
Aw yeah, sorry I forgot, Margaret Thatcher introduced poll tax just because she wanted to cause riots. The poll tax had no benefit towards the economy, all the money gathered from poll tax was thrown into the sea, it was solely arranged so that Thatcher could laugh at the butthurt.

Just kidding of course, that was sarcasm. Thatcher done nothing but help this country, she gave it the good slap in to place that it needed. And yeah, we all would, I'd happily vote for a helping hand. But in today's politics, there is not one helping hand that's as strong as Thatcher's, and I even doubt there will be one for some time.
#53 - No, what did he say?  [+] (6 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Margret Thatcher 0
User avatar #56 - thesuperhanz (04/11/2013) [-]
"This is not a time for celebration. The death of Margaret Thatcher is nothing more than a salient reminder of how Britain got into the mess that we are in today. Of why ordinary working people are no longer able to earn enough from one job to support a family; of why there is a shortage of decent affordable housing; of why domestic growth is driven by credit, not by real incomes; of why tax-payers are forced to top up wages; of why a spiteful government seeks to penalise the poor for having an extra bedroom; of why Rupert Murdoch became so powerful; of why cynicism and greed became the hallmarks of our society. Raising a glass to the death of an infirm old lady changes none of this. The only real antidote to cynicism is activism. Don't celebrate - organise!"

Which is fucking perfect in my opinion, the man has it figured out
User avatar #75 - iFail (04/12/2013) [-]
The man has fuck all figured out.
The country has to get it's shit together, but it wasn't Margaret that drove us in to this mess today. Our economy was probably at it's strongest towards the end of her time, and she did that. She stopped the government's money going in to dead industries and got the trade unions to fuck. If we had more prime ministers like her, our country wouldn't be in the fucking mess it is today.

We shouldn't be organizing now that she's dead, as if she was preventing us. She got us organized, we should've remained organized, but we didn't.
User avatar #101 - thesuperhanz (04/12/2013) [-]
Well I'm sorry but I disagree if we had more prime ministers like her we'd have a revolution on our hands. She brought the country to it's fucking knees through unemployment.
User avatar #106 - iFail (04/12/2013) [-]
Hahaha, that's fucking crazy. A revolution? The country would be on it's knees?
Where the proof in that? She was the one that put an end to all the trade union strikes that caused all the power shortages in the 70s and what not when she scrapped the trade unions. The country was on it's knees, she picked it up. Alright, she inadvertently caused strikes by closing the non-profitable industries too, but it needed to be done. Otherwise, our economy would've gone to fuck.

In other words, she might have made some harsh choices, but she saved our country in doing so.
User avatar #107 - thesuperhanz (04/12/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but did you see what happened with the Poll Tax there were riots in streets and not just any student riots people of all ages and then there's brixton and toxteth and so on, she was a bitch I would rather vote for the helping hand than the iron fist
User avatar #269 - iFail (04/12/2013) [-]
Aw yeah, sorry I forgot, Margaret Thatcher introduced poll tax just because she wanted to cause riots. The poll tax had no benefit towards the economy, all the money gathered from poll tax was thrown into the sea, it was solely arranged so that Thatcher could laugh at the butthurt.

Just kidding of course, that was sarcasm. Thatcher done nothing but help this country, she gave it the good slap in to place that it needed. And yeah, we all would, I'd happily vote for a helping hand. But in today's politics, there is not one helping hand that's as strong as Thatcher's, and I even doubt there will be one for some time.
#42 - You can have an opinion, but an opinion should be structured o…  [+] (8 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Margret Thatcher +1
User avatar #43 - thesuperhanz (04/11/2013) [-]
Did you see what Billy Bragg said about her death?
User avatar #53 - iFail (04/11/2013) [-]
No, what did he say?
User avatar #56 - thesuperhanz (04/11/2013) [-]
"This is not a time for celebration. The death of Margaret Thatcher is nothing more than a salient reminder of how Britain got into the mess that we are in today. Of why ordinary working people are no longer able to earn enough from one job to support a family; of why there is a shortage of decent affordable housing; of why domestic growth is driven by credit, not by real incomes; of why tax-payers are forced to top up wages; of why a spiteful government seeks to penalise the poor for having an extra bedroom; of why Rupert Murdoch became so powerful; of why cynicism and greed became the hallmarks of our society. Raising a glass to the death of an infirm old lady changes none of this. The only real antidote to cynicism is activism. Don't celebrate - organise!"

Which is fucking perfect in my opinion, the man has it figured out
User avatar #75 - iFail (04/12/2013) [-]
The man has fuck all figured out.
The country has to get it's shit together, but it wasn't Margaret that drove us in to this mess today. Our economy was probably at it's strongest towards the end of her time, and she did that. She stopped the government's money going in to dead industries and got the trade unions to fuck. If we had more prime ministers like her, our country wouldn't be in the fucking mess it is today.

We shouldn't be organizing now that she's dead, as if she was preventing us. She got us organized, we should've remained organized, but we didn't.
User avatar #101 - thesuperhanz (04/12/2013) [-]
Well I'm sorry but I disagree if we had more prime ministers like her we'd have a revolution on our hands. She brought the country to it's fucking knees through unemployment.
User avatar #106 - iFail (04/12/2013) [-]
Hahaha, that's fucking crazy. A revolution? The country would be on it's knees?
Where the proof in that? She was the one that put an end to all the trade union strikes that caused all the power shortages in the 70s and what not when she scrapped the trade unions. The country was on it's knees, she picked it up. Alright, she inadvertently caused strikes by closing the non-profitable industries too, but it needed to be done. Otherwise, our economy would've gone to fuck.

In other words, she might have made some harsh choices, but she saved our country in doing so.
User avatar #107 - thesuperhanz (04/12/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but did you see what happened with the Poll Tax there were riots in streets and not just any student riots people of all ages and then there's brixton and toxteth and so on, she was a bitch I would rather vote for the helping hand than the iron fist
User avatar #269 - iFail (04/12/2013) [-]
Aw yeah, sorry I forgot, Margaret Thatcher introduced poll tax just because she wanted to cause riots. The poll tax had no benefit towards the economy, all the money gathered from poll tax was thrown into the sea, it was solely arranged so that Thatcher could laugh at the butthurt.

Just kidding of course, that was sarcasm. Thatcher done nothing but help this country, she gave it the good slap in to place that it needed. And yeah, we all would, I'd happily vote for a helping hand. But in today's politics, there is not one helping hand that's as strong as Thatcher's, and I even doubt there will be one for some time.
#354 - Fierce Fire. Mine sounds cool. 04/11/2013 on Wolf Time 0
#15 - You're so ******* right. There's this little …  [+] (10 new replies) 04/11/2013 on Margret Thatcher +1
User avatar #29 - thesuperhanz (04/11/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter, Hitler wasn't alive all the time I have been. The Apartheid had ended a few years before I was born, does that mean I can't have an opinion on it?
User avatar #42 - iFail (04/11/2013) [-]
You can have an opinion, but an opinion should be structured on facts, and he knows fuck all about Margaret Thatcher.
He's just an example of the dumb cunts who'll tell you shit about how she targeted the working class and stick their noses in the air when her death is mentioned, as if it makes them look intelligent to rejoice in an old woman's death with total ignorance to how much good she done for the country.
User avatar #43 - thesuperhanz (04/11/2013) [-]
Did you see what Billy Bragg said about her death?
User avatar #53 - iFail (04/11/2013) [-]
No, what did he say?
User avatar #56 - thesuperhanz (04/11/2013) [-]
"This is not a time for celebration. The death of Margaret Thatcher is nothing more than a salient reminder of how Britain got into the mess that we are in today. Of why ordinary working people are no longer able to earn enough from one job to support a family; of why there is a shortage of decent affordable housing; of why domestic growth is driven by credit, not by real incomes; of why tax-payers are forced to top up wages; of why a spiteful government seeks to penalise the poor for having an extra bedroom; of why Rupert Murdoch became so powerful; of why cynicism and greed became the hallmarks of our society. Raising a glass to the death of an infirm old lady changes none of this. The only real antidote to cynicism is activism. Don't celebrate - organise!"

Which is fucking perfect in my opinion, the man has it figured out
User avatar #75 - iFail (04/12/2013) [-]
The man has fuck all figured out.
The country has to get it's shit together, but it wasn't Margaret that drove us in to this mess today. Our economy was probably at it's strongest towards the end of her time, and she did that. She stopped the government's money going in to dead industries and got the trade unions to fuck. If we had more prime ministers like her, our country wouldn't be in the fucking mess it is today.

We shouldn't be organizing now that she's dead, as if she was preventing us. She got us organized, we should've remained organized, but we didn't.
User avatar #101 - thesuperhanz (04/12/2013) [-]
Well I'm sorry but I disagree if we had more prime ministers like her we'd have a revolution on our hands. She brought the country to it's fucking knees through unemployment.
User avatar #106 - iFail (04/12/2013) [-]
Hahaha, that's fucking crazy. A revolution? The country would be on it's knees?
Where the proof in that? She was the one that put an end to all the trade union strikes that caused all the power shortages in the 70s and what not when she scrapped the trade unions. The country was on it's knees, she picked it up. Alright, she inadvertently caused strikes by closing the non-profitable industries too, but it needed to be done. Otherwise, our economy would've gone to fuck.

In other words, she might have made some harsh choices, but she saved our country in doing so.
User avatar #107 - thesuperhanz (04/12/2013) [-]
I'm sorry but did you see what happened with the Poll Tax there were riots in streets and not just any student riots people of all ages and then there's brixton and toxteth and so on, she was a bitch I would rather vote for the helping hand than the iron fist
User avatar #269 - iFail (04/12/2013) [-]
Aw yeah, sorry I forgot, Margaret Thatcher introduced poll tax just because she wanted to cause riots. The poll tax had no benefit towards the economy, all the money gathered from poll tax was thrown into the sea, it was solely arranged so that Thatcher could laugh at the butthurt.

Just kidding of course, that was sarcasm. Thatcher done nothing but help this country, she gave it the good slap in to place that it needed. And yeah, we all would, I'd happily vote for a helping hand. But in today's politics, there is not one helping hand that's as strong as Thatcher's, and I even doubt there will be one for some time.
#9 - Doesn't he look a little bit like a young version of Barry fro…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/11/2013 on when human reboots +16
User avatar #17 - krakerjacks (04/12/2013) [-]
he is!
User avatar #18 - iFail (04/12/2013) [-]
Haha, thought it was him!
Just needed confirmation.
#19 - krakerjacks (04/12/2013) [-]
#18 - Is that Marsellus Wallace in the picture? You'd have thoug… 04/11/2013 on Virginity +39
#10 - >Bill Gates sitting in his office, reflecting on success. …  [+] (5 new replies) 04/10/2013 on "The Badass" - Bill Gates... +283
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User avatar #91 - cycloneclone (04/11/2013) [-]
Then came Windows 8.
#42 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
*you're a success
#80 - anonymous (04/11/2013) [-]
Your so much more intellectually adept because you can point a rudimentary grammar mistake based anon.
#115 - hadfap (04/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #26 - helpmeplz (08/06/2013) [-]
You seem to have some FJ points, which are used in the FJ collecting game and nothing else,
if you're willing to give them away just click this link: www.funnyjunk.com/items/4236130#4236130
and click the (T) next to my name. Send them using the arrow next to the points.
Note that they will not affect your thumbs in anyway.
User avatar #22 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
That's a little overpriced, the souls are pretty common
User avatar #23 to #22 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, I don't send a lot of trading requests, I'm not too great with the values and stuff of items so I just put in what I need.
I'm happy to give you all my pride souls, could you send me a trading requests with all the demonic/angelic ingots you'd give me for them?
User avatar #24 to #23 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
I'd be glad to, and thank you for understanding.
User avatar #25 to #24 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for that buddy, happy trading.
Let me know if there's anything else you ever need, I'm always looking for demonic/angelic ingots.
User avatar #18 - missfoxgirl (12/08/2012) [-]
I never got to say thank you. Now i did :)
- Foxgirl
User avatar #19 to #18 - iFail (12/09/2012) [-]
Ha, it's no problem. Much like yourself, I was only being honest. :)
I like girls who can be upfront about that kind of thing, it's a relief.
- iFail
User avatar #20 to #19 - iFail (12/10/2012) [-]
(P.s, it would be lovely to talk to you more often.) ;)
User avatar #21 to #20 - missfoxgirl (12/15/2012) [-]
Just send me a pm, i love talking to new people ;)
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User avatar #17 to #16 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure. Send me a trade request.
User avatar #14 - givingtree (10/20/2012) [-]
Could you bump up the amount a little more? Not by too much, I don't want to rip you off or anything, just a few more gems if possible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Hold on.
User avatar #8 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
I can trade to you 2 arms + torso for the wooden key. o.o

Or i can add more stuff if you add some demonic ingots :D
User avatar #9 to #8 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
2 arms and torso for the key will work, I'll send you a trade request.
User avatar #10 to #9 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
`k, it`s a deal :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Nice doing business with you!
User avatar #12 to #11 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
same here. If you need anything else just let me know.
User avatar #13 to #12 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Alright, thanks, will do.
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#4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
gotta do a stairway to heave one man....or something like light my fire, but i dont think that's long enough.
#7 to #4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
heaven*
#3 - kohunt (07/06/2010) [-]
the meme rhapsody was the **** ! great job!
User avatar #2 - elektra (07/06/2010) [-]
Hey..what a epic job on Bohemian Rhapsody . Moar !
User avatar #1 - PaddyZilla (04/17/2010) [-]
Comment Virginity is mine.
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