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|Date Signed Up:||11/24/2009|
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|Total Comments Made:||1842|
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|#6 - I feel ******* stupid, how did I not get that bef…||05/08/2013 on Ohh Elephants, u so punny||+7|
|#4 - I don't get it. Could someone explain? [+] (2 new replies)||05/08/2013 on Ohh Elephants, u so punny||+1|
#5 - yunablade (05/08/2013) [-]
"Boil the hell out of it" has a double meaning.
A) The water is boiled to extreme temperatures
B) They boil the water so that "hell" is eliminated from it (implying normal water has small amouts of hell, thus now making it "holy")
Is actually a weak joke but the elephants made it for me.
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#68 - defeats (05/02/2013) [-]
Several people are actually killed by real firearms being painted bright colours like orange so they look like toys. So if you see an adult on their own with what appears to be a toy gun then you should be suspicious. But...
Being charged with carrying an "imitation firearm" without lawful permission for carrying a toy gun, is just another reason I dislike living in Scotland.
It's just like, if somebody is assaulting you and you hit them back you will also be charged with assault... My friend and his father both got ASBOs when a couple of guys jumped them and they fought back.
#136 - timmywankenobi (05/02/2013) [-]
hmm thats weird ...I don't think we do that here in Canada ...then again you don't really see adults with toy guns here either .Most folks here have real guns but we keep em in gun cabinets at home unless we are going hunting or to a firing range. So the only people you really see outside with guns kids with water guns and the police.
#78 - anonexplains (05/02/2013) [-]
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|#48 - Oh, I certainly can't disagree with dreaming. Dreaming's g… [+] (1 new reply)||05/02/2013 on Why I love sleeping||0|
#88 - zurk (05/03/2013) [-]
I see your point, and am glad you are still partial to dreaming. I understand exactly what you meant when you said what you said.
And of course I won't remember this 20 years from now, but the few moments were nice. Of course, it's the moments that we sometimes truly live for. Thanks again.