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iFail

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Date Signed Up:11/24/2009
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#210451 - Comment deleted  [+] (5 replies) 03/29/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#210457 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
See you're still arguing with yourself.
You refuse to let things go.
You're stubborn.
You're easily angered.
You argue based on technicalities.

I'm not surprised you can't find any meaningful relationships if you're so abrasive.
But I'm sure you'll just ignore this entirely so let's just go back to the part you actually care about. That one time you wanted a guide to girls like a walkthrough.

"I'm just looking for something that isn't a one-night stand, but I don't know how to do that.
What's the best way? Is there a walkthrough guide somewhere?"

You quoted yourself wrong so no points there. You're supposed to use quotation marks only if you're making a direct quote, you cut out quite a large chunk of text in comparison to the whole comment and that really doesn't put you in a good position but I digress.

What you said there is that you want a relationship that isn't a one-night stand, you want the best way and you want a walkthrough. So unless you plan on never sleeping with the chick you're still asking for a walkthrough on seducing girls.

Oh I can totally tell you what you meant because you said those words, just because you decided to lie about it and backpeddle doesn't make you correct.
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#210475 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
I think you misunderstood the situation.
I don't look for arguments, that's what you've done, I mean come on for the past few comments I've been telling you I don't care and I'm willing to let it go, I even tell you flaws about yourself that you could work on improving and thus better your chances in a long-term relationship.

But you ignored all of that, just as I'd guessed and you continue to focus on this little "argument" that you just can't let go. You can call me sad you can call me a fool call me whatever you want but you're the one with the problems here and you're the one completely ignoring any and all advice to continue a stupid little argument which is stressing you out more than me.

After all, it's not my life that's in such shamble I need to seek help on an online image board but whatever floats your boat man.
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#210484 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
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#210449 - Comment deleted  [+] (7 replies) 03/29/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#210450 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
Dude there isn't even an argument, you're arguing with yourself.
It's clear as day you said it and I've made it very clear I don't care that you did but you have to acknowledge you did indeed say it, telling obvious lies and trying to backpedal with "oh it was an off-hand comment" just makes you look bad.

You care too much about your appearance man, maybe that's why you're stuck in your routine.
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#210457 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
See you're still arguing with yourself.
You refuse to let things go.
You're stubborn.
You're easily angered.
You argue based on technicalities.

I'm not surprised you can't find any meaningful relationships if you're so abrasive.
But I'm sure you'll just ignore this entirely so let's just go back to the part you actually care about. That one time you wanted a guide to girls like a walkthrough.

"I'm just looking for something that isn't a one-night stand, but I don't know how to do that.
What's the best way? Is there a walkthrough guide somewhere?"

You quoted yourself wrong so no points there. You're supposed to use quotation marks only if you're making a direct quote, you cut out quite a large chunk of text in comparison to the whole comment and that really doesn't put you in a good position but I digress.

What you said there is that you want a relationship that isn't a one-night stand, you want the best way and you want a walkthrough. So unless you plan on never sleeping with the chick you're still asking for a walkthrough on seducing girls.

Oh I can totally tell you what you meant because you said those words, just because you decided to lie about it and backpeddle doesn't make you correct.
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#210475 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
I think you misunderstood the situation.
I don't look for arguments, that's what you've done, I mean come on for the past few comments I've been telling you I don't care and I'm willing to let it go, I even tell you flaws about yourself that you could work on improving and thus better your chances in a long-term relationship.

But you ignored all of that, just as I'd guessed and you continue to focus on this little "argument" that you just can't let go. You can call me sad you can call me a fool call me whatever you want but you're the one with the problems here and you're the one completely ignoring any and all advice to continue a stupid little argument which is stressing you out more than me.

After all, it's not my life that's in such shamble I need to seek help on an online image board but whatever floats your boat man.
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#210484 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
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#210447 - Comment deleted  [+] (9 replies) 03/29/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#210448 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
>>#210442,
I don't think you understand what literally means because you did write that, right there, quite clearly. Being a liar isn't very attractive you know?

Casting out a bigger net is never a bad idea. Might be your approach though, I mean unless you're not doing something too cringey it should be fine but considering you're getting them to put out it I doubt you have any issues socializing.
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#210450 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
Dude there isn't even an argument, you're arguing with yourself.
It's clear as day you said it and I've made it very clear I don't care that you did but you have to acknowledge you did indeed say it, telling obvious lies and trying to backpedal with "oh it was an off-hand comment" just makes you look bad.

You care too much about your appearance man, maybe that's why you're stuck in your routine.
#210451 - iFail has deleted their comment.
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#210457 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
See you're still arguing with yourself.
You refuse to let things go.
You're stubborn.
You're easily angered.
You argue based on technicalities.

I'm not surprised you can't find any meaningful relationships if you're so abrasive.
But I'm sure you'll just ignore this entirely so let's just go back to the part you actually care about. That one time you wanted a guide to girls like a walkthrough.

"I'm just looking for something that isn't a one-night stand, but I don't know how to do that.
What's the best way? Is there a walkthrough guide somewhere?"

You quoted yourself wrong so no points there. You're supposed to use quotation marks only if you're making a direct quote, you cut out quite a large chunk of text in comparison to the whole comment and that really doesn't put you in a good position but I digress.

What you said there is that you want a relationship that isn't a one-night stand, you want the best way and you want a walkthrough. So unless you plan on never sleeping with the chick you're still asking for a walkthrough on seducing girls.

Oh I can totally tell you what you meant because you said those words, just because you decided to lie about it and backpeddle doesn't make you correct.
#210473 - iFail has deleted their comment.
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#210475 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
I think you misunderstood the situation.
I don't look for arguments, that's what you've done, I mean come on for the past few comments I've been telling you I don't care and I'm willing to let it go, I even tell you flaws about yourself that you could work on improving and thus better your chances in a long-term relationship.

But you ignored all of that, just as I'd guessed and you continue to focus on this little "argument" that you just can't let go. You can call me sad you can call me a fool call me whatever you want but you're the one with the problems here and you're the one completely ignoring any and all advice to continue a stupid little argument which is stressing you out more than me.

After all, it's not my life that's in such shamble I need to seek help on an online image board but whatever floats your boat man.
#210483 - iFail has deleted their comment.
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#210484 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
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#210445 - Comment deleted  [+] (11 replies) 03/28/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#210446 - sugoi (03/28/2016) [-]
Dude you just asked for a fucking walkthrough on seducing girls lol, you're totally asking them to put out.

Well that's easy I mean you're literally explaining your own problem. You don't get out much so get out more, you're at uni so talk to the girls in class, go get a job, lots of opportunities to get out more.

You break your routine by actively changing it. You are waiting for something to happen, go make something happen.
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#210448 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
>>#210442,
I don't think you understand what literally means because you did write that, right there, quite clearly. Being a liar isn't very attractive you know?

Casting out a bigger net is never a bad idea. Might be your approach though, I mean unless you're not doing something too cringey it should be fine but considering you're getting them to put out it I doubt you have any issues socializing.
#210449 - iFail has deleted their comment.
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#210450 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
Dude there isn't even an argument, you're arguing with yourself.
It's clear as day you said it and I've made it very clear I don't care that you did but you have to acknowledge you did indeed say it, telling obvious lies and trying to backpedal with "oh it was an off-hand comment" just makes you look bad.

You care too much about your appearance man, maybe that's why you're stuck in your routine.
#210451 - iFail has deleted their comment.
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#210457 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
See you're still arguing with yourself.
You refuse to let things go.
You're stubborn.
You're easily angered.
You argue based on technicalities.

I'm not surprised you can't find any meaningful relationships if you're so abrasive.
But I'm sure you'll just ignore this entirely so let's just go back to the part you actually care about. That one time you wanted a guide to girls like a walkthrough.

"I'm just looking for something that isn't a one-night stand, but I don't know how to do that.
What's the best way? Is there a walkthrough guide somewhere?"

You quoted yourself wrong so no points there. You're supposed to use quotation marks only if you're making a direct quote, you cut out quite a large chunk of text in comparison to the whole comment and that really doesn't put you in a good position but I digress.

What you said there is that you want a relationship that isn't a one-night stand, you want the best way and you want a walkthrough. So unless you plan on never sleeping with the chick you're still asking for a walkthrough on seducing girls.

Oh I can totally tell you what you meant because you said those words, just because you decided to lie about it and backpeddle doesn't make you correct.
#210473 - iFail has deleted their comment.
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#210475 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
I think you misunderstood the situation.
I don't look for arguments, that's what you've done, I mean come on for the past few comments I've been telling you I don't care and I'm willing to let it go, I even tell you flaws about yourself that you could work on improving and thus better your chances in a long-term relationship.

But you ignored all of that, just as I'd guessed and you continue to focus on this little "argument" that you just can't let go. You can call me sad you can call me a fool call me whatever you want but you're the one with the problems here and you're the one completely ignoring any and all advice to continue a stupid little argument which is stressing you out more than me.

After all, it's not my life that's in such shamble I need to seek help on an online image board but whatever floats your boat man.
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#210484 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
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#210442 - Comment deleted  [+] (13 replies) 03/28/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#210444 - sugoi (03/28/2016) [-]
Girls are not videogame NPCs that put out after doing a certain quest.
Do what you did with the first girl, find a girl you like, get closer, and before you even know it it'll just happen.
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#210446 - sugoi (03/28/2016) [-]
Dude you just asked for a fucking walkthrough on seducing girls lol, you're totally asking them to put out.

Well that's easy I mean you're literally explaining your own problem. You don't get out much so get out more, you're at uni so talk to the girls in class, go get a job, lots of opportunities to get out more.

You break your routine by actively changing it. You are waiting for something to happen, go make something happen.
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#210448 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
>>#210442,
I don't think you understand what literally means because you did write that, right there, quite clearly. Being a liar isn't very attractive you know?

Casting out a bigger net is never a bad idea. Might be your approach though, I mean unless you're not doing something too cringey it should be fine but considering you're getting them to put out it I doubt you have any issues socializing.
#210449 - iFail has deleted their comment.
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#210450 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
Dude there isn't even an argument, you're arguing with yourself.
It's clear as day you said it and I've made it very clear I don't care that you did but you have to acknowledge you did indeed say it, telling obvious lies and trying to backpedal with "oh it was an off-hand comment" just makes you look bad.

You care too much about your appearance man, maybe that's why you're stuck in your routine.
#210451 - iFail has deleted their comment.
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#210457 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
See you're still arguing with yourself.
You refuse to let things go.
You're stubborn.
You're easily angered.
You argue based on technicalities.

I'm not surprised you can't find any meaningful relationships if you're so abrasive.
But I'm sure you'll just ignore this entirely so let's just go back to the part you actually care about. That one time you wanted a guide to girls like a walkthrough.

"I'm just looking for something that isn't a one-night stand, but I don't know how to do that.
What's the best way? Is there a walkthrough guide somewhere?"

You quoted yourself wrong so no points there. You're supposed to use quotation marks only if you're making a direct quote, you cut out quite a large chunk of text in comparison to the whole comment and that really doesn't put you in a good position but I digress.

What you said there is that you want a relationship that isn't a one-night stand, you want the best way and you want a walkthrough. So unless you plan on never sleeping with the chick you're still asking for a walkthrough on seducing girls.

Oh I can totally tell you what you meant because you said those words, just because you decided to lie about it and backpeddle doesn't make you correct.
#210473 - iFail has deleted their comment.
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#210475 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
I think you misunderstood the situation.
I don't look for arguments, that's what you've done, I mean come on for the past few comments I've been telling you I don't care and I'm willing to let it go, I even tell you flaws about yourself that you could work on improving and thus better your chances in a long-term relationship.

But you ignored all of that, just as I'd guessed and you continue to focus on this little "argument" that you just can't let go. You can call me sad you can call me a fool call me whatever you want but you're the one with the problems here and you're the one completely ignoring any and all advice to continue a stupid little argument which is stressing you out more than me.

After all, it's not my life that's in such shamble I need to seek help on an online image board but whatever floats your boat man.
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#210484 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
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#210440 - In some rivers, there's parasites that swim up your dickhole. …  [+] (1 reply) 03/28/2016 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#210467 - thenamlessguy (03/29/2016) [-]
Haha, thanks man. It isn't affecting me as much anymore to be honest, but still.
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#210441 - anon (03/28/2016) [-]
Your storytelling, pacing, and wording is extremely difficult to understand. What exactly is the question
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#210444 - sugoi (03/28/2016) [-]
Girls are not videogame NPCs that put out after doing a certain quest.
Do what you did with the first girl, find a girl you like, get closer, and before you even know it it'll just happen.
#210445 - iFail has deleted their comment.
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#210446 - sugoi (03/28/2016) [-]
Dude you just asked for a fucking walkthrough on seducing girls lol, you're totally asking them to put out.

Well that's easy I mean you're literally explaining your own problem. You don't get out much so get out more, you're at uni so talk to the girls in class, go get a job, lots of opportunities to get out more.

You break your routine by actively changing it. You are waiting for something to happen, go make something happen.
#210447 - iFail has deleted their comment.
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#210448 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
>>#210442,
I don't think you understand what literally means because you did write that, right there, quite clearly. Being a liar isn't very attractive you know?

Casting out a bigger net is never a bad idea. Might be your approach though, I mean unless you're not doing something too cringey it should be fine but considering you're getting them to put out it I doubt you have any issues socializing.
#210449 - iFail has deleted their comment.
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#210450 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
Dude there isn't even an argument, you're arguing with yourself.
It's clear as day you said it and I've made it very clear I don't care that you did but you have to acknowledge you did indeed say it, telling obvious lies and trying to backpedal with "oh it was an off-hand comment" just makes you look bad.

You care too much about your appearance man, maybe that's why you're stuck in your routine.
#210451 - iFail has deleted their comment.
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#210457 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
See you're still arguing with yourself.
You refuse to let things go.
You're stubborn.
You're easily angered.
You argue based on technicalities.

I'm not surprised you can't find any meaningful relationships if you're so abrasive.
But I'm sure you'll just ignore this entirely so let's just go back to the part you actually care about. That one time you wanted a guide to girls like a walkthrough.

"I'm just looking for something that isn't a one-night stand, but I don't know how to do that.
What's the best way? Is there a walkthrough guide somewhere?"

You quoted yourself wrong so no points there. You're supposed to use quotation marks only if you're making a direct quote, you cut out quite a large chunk of text in comparison to the whole comment and that really doesn't put you in a good position but I digress.

What you said there is that you want a relationship that isn't a one-night stand, you want the best way and you want a walkthrough. So unless you plan on never sleeping with the chick you're still asking for a walkthrough on seducing girls.

Oh I can totally tell you what you meant because you said those words, just because you decided to lie about it and backpeddle doesn't make you correct.
#210473 - iFail has deleted their comment.
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#210475 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
I think you misunderstood the situation.
I don't look for arguments, that's what you've done, I mean come on for the past few comments I've been telling you I don't care and I'm willing to let it go, I even tell you flaws about yourself that you could work on improving and thus better your chances in a long-term relationship.

But you ignored all of that, just as I'd guessed and you continue to focus on this little "argument" that you just can't let go. You can call me sad you can call me a fool call me whatever you want but you're the one with the problems here and you're the one completely ignoring any and all advice to continue a stupid little argument which is stressing you out more than me.

After all, it's not my life that's in such shamble I need to seek help on an online image board but whatever floats your boat man.
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#210484 - sugoi (03/29/2016) [-]
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#4 - What is that thing? I thought it was going to be food but it l…  [+] (2 replies) 03/05/2016 on Man is an artist 0
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#14 - shadowknife (03/05/2016) [-]
thats what it is. they have thousadns of little asians in sweat shops doing this every day
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#6 - animesource (03/05/2016) [-]
Looks like a carrot.