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iFail

Last status update:
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Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 20
Video Games Played: GTA, Skyrim, Zelda: OOT, CoD
X-box Gamertag: LouisF97
Interests: Films, Music, Video Games, Fishing etc.
Date Signed Up:11/24/2009
Last Login:3/04/2015
Location:Scotland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Comment Ranking:#13304
Highest Content Rank:#1314
Highest Comment Rank:#268
Content Thumbs: 4410 total,  5059 ,  649
Comment Thumbs: 20100 total,  21538 ,  1438
Content Level Progress: 8% (8/100)
Level 144 Content: Faptastic → Level 145 Content: Faptastic
Comment Level Progress: 92.9% (929/1000)
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Subscribers:11
Content Views:5515
Times Content Favorited:288 times
Total Comments Made:1842
FJ Points:7873

latest user's comments

#118 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 05/20/2013 on Bright side Ben +11
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#210 - I go on mass murder sprees, targeting prostitutes and civilian… 05/19/2013 on Youtube's at it again +12
#1252 - I'M A SOULLLLLL MANNNNNNN Yeah, my hooded name i… 05/18/2013 on Mine is The Faceless... 0
#683 - Beautiful... 05/18/2013 on The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!! +13
#682 - Picture 05/18/2013 on The Salad Is Raw, GET OUT!!! 0
#35 - Fixed. 05/17/2013 on Brian +54
#76 - Forever riding that asymptote line. 05/17/2013 on we know drama +28
#135 - I bet £200 that the scientists who conducted this study were … 05/17/2013 on Funny study... +4
#98 - That sounds hilarious. What happened after you said it? 05/17/2013 on Facebook 0
#11 - Reminds me of this one mission in San Andreas. 05/16/2013 on Weed 0
#33 - It's only smellz.. WARNING: Following link is …  [+] (6 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Reddit... +13
#109 - disasterbater (05/17/2013) [-]
and i thought i was the only person in the world that used efukt..... youre the man.
#103 - jackkingoff (05/17/2013) [-]
mfw i didn't need the link to get the joke
#90 - rankus (05/17/2013) [-]
That's probably the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. Thank you good sir!
User avatar #58 - KylieAnne (05/17/2013) [-]
c'mon pleeeze
#56 - crosskill (05/17/2013) [-]
>"It's only smellz"

User avatar #49 - lightness (05/16/2013) [-]
Thats brilliant, best made porno i've ever seen.
#13 - doubt.png  [+] (5 new replies) 05/14/2013 on Oh shit what +51
#30 - studbeefpile (05/14/2013) [-]
#49 - strangesir (05/14/2013) [-]
#51 - brettyoke (05/14/2013) [-]
#52 - strangesir (05/14/2013) [-]
I can't photoshop or make shit, so here's Nigger x ∞
User avatar #15 - mutzaki (05/14/2013) [-]
Partially because no one except a teenage girl on tumblr would actually reference Harry Potter like that in real life.
#131 - Jesus ******* christ, how terrifying. 05/10/2013 on Just Imagine 0
#207 - My dad was quite a big businessman throughout the late 80s til… 05/10/2013 on Mistakes And False Predictions +1
#6 - I feel ******* stupid, how did I not get that bef… 05/08/2013 on Ohh Elephants, u so punny +7
#4 - I don't get it. Could someone explain?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/08/2013 on Ohh Elephants, u so punny +1
User avatar #5 - yunablade (05/08/2013) [-]
"Boil the hell out of it" has a double meaning.

A) The water is boiled to extreme temperatures

B) They boil the water so that "hell" is eliminated from it (implying normal water has small amouts of hell, thus now making it "holy")

Is actually a weak joke but the elephants made it for me.
User avatar #6 - iFail (05/08/2013) [-]
I feel fucking stupid, how did I not get that before? Hahahah.
Thanks bud.
#43 - That cricket deserves to live forever now. What a great effort.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on My Dragon was so confused... 0
User avatar #51 - tipjar (05/07/2013) [-]
I was thinking about releasing it, but the fact that it would enslave the human race was a factor in me taking it away and giving it to him on a later date.
#42 - I'm sorry, and screens from tumblr threads are any better? … 05/07/2013 on When there's 9gag watermark... -1
#55 - I like it. Thank you. 05/06/2013 on Avatar +8
#41 - I don't think I have an avatar on this. First person to ro…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/06/2013 on Avatar +18
#51 - graenko (05/06/2013) [-]
**graenko rolls 3**
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User avatar #55 - iFail (05/06/2013) [-]
I like it. Thank you.
#49 - stonedplatypus (05/06/2013) [-]
**stonedplatypus rolls 8**
#11 - It is a little bit, they have a few improv rounds, but it's a …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2013 on We all know he's right 0
User avatar #12 - shockstorm (05/04/2013) [-]
ahhh ok. cool.
I'll do that.
#20 - Is that a whippet? I have three whippets. Anybody want to …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on And He Does It With Such Grace +6
#21 - lewersss (05/02/2013) [-]
Post moar!
I got a Lurcher puppy for my birthday, he's 8 months old now and I want to know why I've never had one of these super affectionate and crazy fast dogs before. Always had big wolfhounds and labs before.
Pic related, it's my pup with one of his steals, he is ultra sneak thief.
#58 - In my hometown of Stirling, a beggar was arrested earlier this…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/02/2013 on Best Prank Ever +8
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User avatar #68 - defeats (05/02/2013) [-]
Several people are actually killed by real firearms being painted bright colours like orange so they look like toys. So if you see an adult on their own with what appears to be a toy gun then you should be suspicious. But...
Being charged with carrying an "imitation firearm" without lawful permission for carrying a toy gun, is just another reason I dislike living in Scotland.

It's just like, if somebody is assaulting you and you hit them back you will also be charged with assault... My friend and his father both got ASBOs when a couple of guys jumped them and they fought back.
User avatar #136 - timmywankenobi (05/02/2013) [-]
hmm thats weird ...I don't think we do that here in Canada ...then again you don't really see adults with toy guns here either .Most folks here have real guns but we keep em in gun cabinets at home unless we are going hunting or to a firing range. So the only people you really see outside with guns kids with water guns and the police.
#78 - anonexplains (05/02/2013) [-]
Well liar bee/ move to another neighborhood instead of WAITING FOR CHAPTER 11 TO BEE OVER/ NOT HAPPENING/ CUNTROL OVER LIAR/ LAREL BREATTA NOSES/ NO PROBLEM $$ RING TONE/ DEE/ JENN SET THAT STRAIGHT BEEFORE DAILEY NEWES/ WHAT SHE NO LIKE Garden/ wat hers no like her temper/ my house yesterday $$$ fuck u Asian talk/lolwe watched/ u see me$$$$$$$$
User avatar #61 - shedrule (05/02/2013) [-]
well thats Scotland for you -_-
User avatar #59 - DerpScout (05/02/2013) [-]
I swear it'll become illegal to pretend to shoot someone with your fingers soon.
User avatar #74 - triforcefox (05/02/2013) [-]
Well, I was suspended for bringing a mini (it was like two inches tall), bright green squirt gun to school last year. The cop at my school said he could have shot me if I had pointed it at anyone. And that was before all this gun control shit.
#66 - unclegrumpybastard (05/02/2013) [-]
#145 - I'm not homophobic in the slightest, and I fully support the … 05/02/2013 on Turning Black -2
#48 - Oh, I certainly can't disagree with dreaming. Dreaming's g…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/02/2013 on Why I love sleeping 0
User avatar #88 - zurk (05/03/2013) [-]
I see your point, and am glad you are still partial to dreaming. I understand exactly what you meant when you said what you said.

And of course I won't remember this 20 years from now, but the few moments were nice. Of course, it's the moments that we sometimes truly live for. Thanks again.

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User avatar #22 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
That's a little overpriced, the souls are pretty common
User avatar #23 to #22 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Sorry, I don't send a lot of trading requests, I'm not too great with the values and stuff of items so I just put in what I need.
I'm happy to give you all my pride souls, could you send me a trading requests with all the demonic/angelic ingots you'd give me for them?
User avatar #24 to #23 - BiohazardSammich (03/12/2013) [-]
I'd be glad to, and thank you for understanding.
User avatar #25 to #24 - iFail (03/12/2013) [-]
Thanks for that buddy, happy trading.
Let me know if there's anything else you ever need, I'm always looking for demonic/angelic ingots.
User avatar #18 - missfoxgirl (12/08/2012) [-]
I never got to say thank you. Now i did :)
- Foxgirl
User avatar #19 to #18 - iFail (12/09/2012) [-]
Ha, it's no problem. Much like yourself, I was only being honest. :)
I like girls who can be upfront about that kind of thing, it's a relief.
- iFail
User avatar #20 to #19 - iFail (12/10/2012) [-]
(P.s, it would be lovely to talk to you more often.) ;)
User avatar #21 to #20 - missfoxgirl (12/15/2012) [-]
Just send me a pm, i love talking to new people ;)
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User avatar #17 to #16 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, sure. Send me a trade request.
User avatar #14 - givingtree (10/20/2012) [-]
Could you bump up the amount a little more? Not by too much, I don't want to rip you off or anything, just a few more gems if possible.
User avatar #15 to #14 - iFail (10/20/2012) [-]
Yeah man, no problem. Hold on.
User avatar #8 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
I can trade to you 2 arms + torso for the wooden key. o.o

Or i can add more stuff if you add some demonic ingots :D
User avatar #9 to #8 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
2 arms and torso for the key will work, I'll send you a trade request.
User avatar #10 to #9 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
`k, it`s a deal :D
User avatar #11 to #10 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Nice doing business with you!
User avatar #12 to #11 - pffrad (10/19/2012) [-]
same here. If you need anything else just let me know.
User avatar #13 to #12 - iFail (10/19/2012) [-]
Alright, thanks, will do.
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#4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
gotta do a stairway to heave one man....or something like light my fire, but i dont think that's long enough.
#7 to #4 - captainhippie **User deleted account** (07/07/2010) [-]
heaven*
#3 - kohunt (07/06/2010) [-]
the meme rhapsody was the **** ! great job!
User avatar #2 - elektra (07/06/2010) [-]
Hey..what a epic job on Bohemian Rhapsody . Moar !
User avatar #1 - PaddyZilla (04/17/2010) [-]
Comment Virginity is mine.
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